Brooklynista

We see abut of Stringer and Donette. Was he really into this chick? She always seemed too "around the way girl" for Stringer. My mind pictured him with someone more refined, more in tune with his desire to uplift out of the hood life. Donette seemed like she would just be cool with hair and nail money. Not at all the type of woman he could take to dinner with the suits he was trying to rub elbows with. Now don't get me wrong, if a Stringer Bell decided to shine some light on my life to keep me quiet about his illicit drug activities I would surely take it.

Word! And I've decided that the reason her and her momma can't unclench their teeth when they talk is because God is trying to keep the bullshit they spew to a minimum.

I would love a Where are They Now? Tops on my list would be to see where that blubbering Charles is now. Did his wife finally get fed up with his lazy ass and go through with the divorce. I was done with him after she had her bypass surgery and he was incredulous that she actually wanted him to go get her pain meds.

How did I mess this up? I swear I thought the marathon was coming on at 12am not 12pm. I done messed around and missed the emergence of Cool Lester Smooth.

I tried to find a recipe for her pee pad marinated meatloaf but no such luck.

I've always hated the way JJ makes people prove where they get money from. I have tenants and most still pay in cash. I have quite a bit of cash in the house at all times. If I lent a friend money I wouldn't be able to "prove" where I got the money from. I just have it. My safe doesn't print ATM receipts. Does that make me a liar? Does that mean I never gave the friend money? She actually act s as if it's an impossibility that someone would just have a couple hundred dollars in cash that wasn't in the bank. I guess in "her America" all us little people all hand our money to George Bailey down at the Savings and Loan?

Count me in as using this show as motivation to put down the SmashBurgersand extra Guac at Chipotle. It's like I woke up one morning and the scale had jumped twenty pounds. So watching what happens when folks mindlessly eat for years will do me some good.

Sometimes my ears blink and I hear shit that isn't really there. Did That Diamond chick really say "I'm tired of fucking in cars, can't we fuck in a bed?" Did she really say that shit? Out loud? Where does Mona find these people? I'm no relationship expert but if you have to tell a man that your child is a DOG, he dumps your ass at a random apartment when you visit, won't tell you where he lives and the only time he sees you is to bust a quick nut in the backseat of a ZipCar that ain't ya man. I'm over these fake club scenes with randoms bopping in one place to music that ain't playing. It just looks damn dumb.

Anybody remember the King of Queens episode where Carrie offended one nail tech and she sent out an alert to ALL of the nail salons on Queens Boulevard to deny Carrie any service? I'm thinking that's what's happening to Nene this season. Perhaps "The Gays" were annoyed and disgusted with her antics after the pajama party and the way she smarted off to Andy about "The Gays" having a parade that they have banded together to make her suffer. It's the only thing that explains how absolutely horrible she's been looking this season. The wigs, the highlights with no blending, that pink dust mop on her head. All of it is dead damn wrong and clearly there is an organized campaign to make this woman look like a straight clown.. Nene is under attack and she is powerless to stop the shit.

Now I want to know more about that abortion. Did Valerie have the abortion? Was it to protect her career? Was it something Mark was against but dealt with so Valerie could pursue her dream? Did whoever Mark have the affair with have an abortion?

Any good vibes I had about Dani (weren't many) left when she was blubbering about how Mo was gone and not about how her electric had gotten turned off. Why wasn't she blubbering about her kids having to do homework in the dark?

Does anyone know how much QVC was selling square pieces of fabric with three holes in them for?

I never knew Forever 21 made a knock off version of the Pnina hooker dress. I know some of you are better with timelines. Was Mo's disappearance in line with the fight with Dani's son? He said something about "what happened to me" but I couldn't make it all out.

I'm sure it's easy when your "dates" happen when he lets you in the back doors of his townhouse at 2am and you have to be out by 6am.

I'm not big into QVC but is the midnight hour where they send products to die?

I'm a scorched earth kinda fighter and if I were Kenya I would be throwing all kinds of shade and shots Phaedra's way. How clever is her read about convict sperm now? I've never seen a broad squirm so hard while trying to put on a pleasant face. And there is no way we ain't being punked by Nene and that pink rug she had on her head in her THs.

Who's I for the 5 day marathon starting on De 26th??? I normally rewatch on my iPad so I'm super psyched to see it again in HD.

What in the fuck happened to Sarah's face?? She was damn near unrecognizable. Those eyebrows will haunt me all night.

I heard Diamond was the cousin of Shirley Strawberry. One of the co-hosts on Steve Harvey's radio show. I wonder if she's going to claim this fool child. I think a family meeting is in order.

Most sad about Tara giving in to the reality show bullshit and adding tracks and tracks and tracks on her head. I loved that she was the one girl in all of these shows rocking her own hair. Another one bites the dust.

Zaldamo YES!! Gurl I am doing a praise dance right on up and down the aisles on this here job!!! Amen on every word in your post. You own the Internet this week.

And we're back to the over styling intros! I always walk in a room I slow motion. Don't you? Glad to see ManiPedi back out on the streets and making moves to marry Yandy so she can't testify against him. I see you son. Well played. Still don't care about Erica and whoever she's with. Chipotle girl this week. Bow Wow next. Whatever. Peter is going to have 8 kids now? Only Michelle Duggar would be impressed w that shit.

I see shades of Nene in this Joyce broad. Just naturally pops off at the mouth and expects all around her to eat it, accept it and move on cause "that's just how I am". What I cant understand is Kandi's quiet. The silence from her to her mother is deafening. It's almost like she co-signs because after Joyce talks much shit about her soon to be MIL, Kandi buys her a new house? Say what? She's sending a strong message to Todd with bullshit like that and I hope he's listening. His feelings will never come before Joyce and her mouth. Kandi will never check her. That woman will come in their lives at will, wreck havoc and saunter out giving herself kudos for a job well done. Kandi and Joyce are a sick unit and they will never be healthy. I don't approve of gold digging but I hope Todd has a tiny shovel. He should use whatever opportunites come his way from being a Husband of Housewife and start stacking. Let Kandi pay for his daughters college tuition. Maybe set up a meeting w Kim. She can school him on what sort of gifts he should ask for so he can accumulate them as assets. Then when the breakup that we all know is coming does come, he is still sitting on a mini fortune.

I turned away for a second, was there any word on where the lovebirds DaniMo will be honeymooning? Someplace romantic like Paris or Aruba? Perhaps the Lobo lounge? I'm surprised there was no talk from the groomsmen about their wedding night. Why didn't anyone talk to Mo about how magical it would be for him? Danny got the "talk", Mo should have gotten one too. That just would have made my night.

I'm thinking Mo is gong to go full fanatic. No sex, no kissing, no hugging and more than likely a "please stop humping my frigging arm" cause that's against my religion too.