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Brooklynista

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  1. I was here for Crisco's baby momma. She wasn't filming no scene for Mona. That shit was real for her. She ain't have no extra tracks put in, she ain't put on no spandex Klass6 dress, she ain't rock no 5 inch heels. She was there to tell that sucka to F all the way off. She's like the Anti-Amina. Wanna cheat? Wanna keep disappointing? Cool. I'm just gonna pack up this here house, and this here kid and get scarce. School em girl! Now if she come back next week and there's a make up scene I must take her cape away.
  2. Oh yes Penny, wearing gloves is so much more sanitary. Oh wait, you're still sitting on a pee pad! Gross ass. I would like to start a Free Edgar campaign. He's an abused spouse if there ever was one. I wonder how it gets to that. How a person who's supposedly immobile can rule the house in such a manner. You wanna use all these coupons and waste gas going from store to store? Get your ass up and do it yourself.
  3. ALL of this right here. A dude who's still married, one that's out on bail and Panky Duggar with FiftyLeven kids? WHY?? Why would you get knocked up by any one of these trolls? It defies all logic. I struggle with who the worst offender is. College educated, bout her business Yandy or simple ass Amina who is in the deepest throws of love I have ever seen.
  4. My goodness, she is just wasting away over there. I hope Dr Now is speaking with her about pacing her weight loss. Maybe she should increase her fried dumpling intake. Perhaps add in more Bedpan Meatloaf. At this rate she'll be down to 500 pounds by 2018.
  5. See, this ish right here. Here is this "Federal" Judge and he hasnt gotten a new phone in 20+ years??? What does he have? That giant cell phone that was the size of a shoe box? We weren't even texting then dummy! Tyler puhleeze.
  6. For me, the problem is not the sex talk. I'm sure a lot of us here love sex. I for one watch porn on a very regular basis. The problem I have is the messenger. Kandi is wack as hell. I would probably love a Bedroom Kandi party if KANDI wasnt hosting. Nothing about her says sexy. Not her clenched jaw way of speaking, not her too tight round the way girl styling, nothing. Even her scenes w Todd, I know there's no way to tell but they just don't give me a "hot between the sheets" vibe. Her delivery just doesn't make me want to go home and pull out some toys w my man. Now if Marlo hosted a party I would be there taking copious notes! And I'm no Marlo fan, but something comes thru the screen when she's on that tells me she is puttin something fierce on em! That's who I would want tips from.
  7. I must have missed a season cause when did Kandi and Phaedra decide to start sitting at the lunch table w Nene? I guess falling in line with the "Queen" and staying close to a storyline trumps being called a Head Doctor or someone clowning your mom.
  8. Only thing I can appreciate this season is the education on what happens at those Bedroom Kandi parties I keep ignoring invites to. Thank you so icy Kandi for letting me know what nonsense happens at these events. Dildo swapping and pin the dildo on the donkey are not things I need in my life. I'll buy my sex props directly from the store thank you very much. Is it me? (tm Dineva) Or does Kandi give off absolutely NO sexual anything when she is trying to prove her bedroom knowledge. She seems so dry to me and that u clenched jaw is terrifying.
  9. Billy's mother almost seemed obsessed w him. She was so distraught at the thought of him getting better and becoming independent. Poor Billy seemed so defeated the thought of going out and learning to drive, meeting girls or going to school didn't really spark any motivation to want more from life.A lot of these families seem to want the obese family member to stay disabled. To either continue to collect county benefits and not have to work or to feed whatever caregiver fetish they have. The cycle is just sick.
  10. Is there a new Chrissy on the show? Chrissy WHO wants to have a baby? There's no way they're talking about 54yr old Missy TittyBack. No way. Unless she thinks she can breastfeed from behind.
  11. A question that has plagued me.. The Detectives Wake. Can that really be a thing? We can just lay out dead, decomposing bodies on a pool table on a Friday night and then we go back to shooting pool on that same table on Saturday?? Ewww.
  12. The body really does make you answer for abusing it. All that sagging skin is what the Biggest Loser tries so hard to hide. The Spanx up those contestants to within an inch of their lives. Tell the truth and shame the devil. Let America see what happens when you spend hours at Golden Corral.
  13. Sneaking food has always been a theme on these shows. The familes always feel SO BAD that their 800 pound precious family member is starving on dhiet approved hospital food that they have to bring in the vitamin rich McDonald's and Popeye's.
  14. And another thing! When did it become the Nene Paedra show? What brought about this turn around? Is Miss Queen Bee running out of folks she can film with? Now she has to go back inthe vaults and dig up Phaedra. And I guessPhaedra is so in need of a storyline she is going to forget all about being called a "Head Doctor". She probably figured if she lines herself up with Nene folks will be hesitant to come for her.
  15. But what WAS Phaedra's shade on Demetria about? From her talking about her singing in a bar, not a stadium w Mariah to shading the Glam Squad. Jailbird husband does not look good on Ms Phaedra. It's making her very very nasty and that should not be when she is such an easy target right now. Phaedra is not quick on her feet and she would not have been ready if Mr Stylist had come for her. And stop trying to make the Shun Melson t-shirts happen.
  16. I need to go back and listen. At the beginning of the aging shade it sounded to me like Claudia was telling Nene that she "looked" 20 yrs older than her (true) even though they were so close in age. It sort of got lost in all the kee keeing at the table. That scene needs a rewatch.
  17. Claudia, I bow to you! Cooked Ramen noodles?? Yass! See, clowns like Phaedra never learn I thought we had a chat with her about putting her head down and keeping her mouth shut this season. And the rolling of those eyes has got to stop. For whatever piece of shit Demetria's man is, his ass is still freer than your huzzbin.
  18. I think in his scuzzy McNulty way he was tried to scrub any evidence from the kids that he had left them alone. Can you imagine if it had gotten back to Elena that he was still whoring around (she knew he never stopped) but now he was leaving the kids unattended while he chased tail?
  19. I didn't know Nene Leakes was going to be on Judge Judy today. Chile! And decked out in her best fur cat coat and flapper wig. Where did the heck did she think she was going on a fur stole? JJ sure does get all kinds. They're either half naked or ridiculously over done.
  20. I like Vivica and I'm all for "Keeping it Real" but to announce to all of the Americas that another woman is on her period? Super tacky. And way to keep up the stereotype that us wimenfolks can't operate as good as the mens cause we need to sit on the edge of a cliff once a month. Geesh.
  21. Time Enough at Last is my all time favorite closely followed by Obsolete Man. Romney Words worth being willing to die for his love of reading always moves me. Maybe I just have a crush on Burgess Meredith
  22. Demetria and Smurfette are flattering themselves saying they "dated" RogerBobb. I'm pretty sure he didn't "date" either one of them. Did either of them go to any Hollywood parties, walk any red carpets? I would bet neither had any Ruth Chris dinners. Maybe they went to Steak and Shake on the was to the crib. I have another shiny quarter that says nan one of them met his momma at the family BBQ. I'm sure he SMASHED the both of them. But date? Nah.
  23. She was peeing on his leg to mark her turf. A bit too late it seems.
  24. See, now how can we make this happen? I know on Basketball Wives cast members decide to not film with other members they don't like. How can these broads make moves to freeze Miss Thang out? Since the cast is so beneath her now and every time she's in the room she has her "I smell shit face" on. Why should any of them bother with her?She should Go film with her manservant since he's the only one she can tolerate. I don't really think she holds the Queen Bee status that she once did. Production can't keep asking this cast to deal with a woman who thinks she's so above them.
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