Brooklynista

Tina is one who never should have agreed to a reality show. I was so surprised to see what a nasty vibe she gives off.

I didn't see any teeth. Looked to me like she was gumming that pizza. I need to see "fiance's" mother. Something tells me she's in a trailer somewhere coaching her son to stick it out for a share in Charity's gubmint check. He looked more that a little slow to me. And it made me sad that through the journey Charity's daughter didn't seem to lose a bit of weight. Does she not see the same fate coming at her like a freight train?

It's weird how each week a new patient "finds a doctor who will work on them" it's always Dr Now. Odd.

But they're 23! And they have a house!

And penis. Dan has definitely given away parts of his penis.

I think Maci just likes to bitch. How does she know what Ryan does with Bentley? And if his parents do the drop offs for him, is it possible that he just doesn't want to be a part of more bitching? I'd bet that's her real trouble, Ryan is smart enough to avoid her constant complaining so she complains about that. How dare he not show up so he can her how much she thinks he sucks.

Nah. The path to staying on the show is hooking up with Rich. That's the only way I can see why these broads are going nuts.

Amen to that! Right now I would kill to be as fat as I thought I was at 122 pounds. So young and stupid.

I agree. I think Maci's real annoyance with Ryan is that he isn't and never was breaking down her door to get her back. He saw what a pain in the ass she was from the get go and made the wise decision to steer clear of her needy ass.

Yes, yes. We've all had the super hot but super dumb man (or lady) meat. "Shhh...baby. Don't speak" Lucky for us we didn't have to marry him just to sample the goods.

I used to be in the camp that Josie was a bit slow. But nope. Not anymore. When she said "Ben is big and can pick Jessa up" I just knew that Little Miss has it all figured out. She knows exactly what Jessa is after and she knows Big Ben is gonna give it to her.

No really. What does Chrissy see in this dude? It's like he downright hates her. She ain't no young buck. She's at that age where most women stop eating shit just so they can say the have a man.

I'm almost sorry that Farrah made the porn. Not because there's anything wrong with porn. I love porn. But now she gives folks the ammuntion to disregard anything that comes out her mouth. "Hey Cate and Ty...what happened to all that crap you promised Carly?" "Well, YOU MADE A PORN!!" Farrah was speaking truth at that reunion when she called Cate and Ty on being full of shit. I'm glad somebody finally pointed that out to them. They haven't done a single thing they clained they were after in the name of iCarly. All they've done is bought a house. Whoopty damn doo. Tyler is still not an astronaut/psychiatrist and Cate is still not an EMT Tech or whatever she claimed she was striving for. They're still two clingy codependant lumps who have traded pizza for Subway's heros. The only winner on this show is iCarly.

Jhonni kept hollering at Rich how she gave him "all of her". Does that mean anal?? The way she kept harping on it was crazy. I'm thinking the key to stay on this show is to lay up with Rich and Jhonni thought she trumped Diamond and every other chick by going the extra mile.

I want to take Catelynn for some Twinnings tea and quietly tell he, he will never marry you. There will always be a reason why now is not the right time.

I chuckled when Marnie said she could command the crowd solo. That voice can barely command my remote. Damn it Fran! I had such hope for you.

Did Porsha have on shredded sweatpants? Is that what I was seeing with the high heeled sneaker? What season is Phaedra in? Everyone else is in light Blazers and she has on a damn fur? She needs to slap Shun Melson if that's who she has styling her. She's doing way too much in an effort to make it look like everything is coming up roses.

I just laughed and laughed when Porsha, sitting in room full of weave said she was tired of all the fakeness. Girl, you and me both.

I've been sitting here watching this marathon (don't look at me like that!) and I'm seeing that 1) Catelynn and Tyler were on the fast track to higher education. During a few episodes they are meeting with admissions counselors talking about how they want to be everything from EMT's to Veterinarians to Astronauts. Just all over the damn place. Catekyn is saying she gets all A's and B's and the next shot of her report card shows C's and D's. I might have seen a damn E on the paper. What's an E?? They had no clue they didn't have enough credits to graduate? Had they never spent any time with their guidance counselor? See where they were semester by semester? Baby or no, these two were headed for a GED never a Doctorate. 2) Tyler has never had a chance to get away from Cate. Getting her pregnant with iCarly sealed their fate. I think MTV cameras made Tyler into this crazy ideal of what a boyfriend should be and breaking up with Cate would have ruined that for him. All of the Americas saw him As this awesome boyfriend and went on and on about how lucky Catelynn was to have him. Pfffftt! She wasn't going to let that go. Having this play out on camera ended any chance for these two to break up like they should have long ago.

I am so over Huck and his crazy eyes. Somebody tell me why even if he left Liv and B6whatever, why would that woman want him in the house with those damn crazy eyes?? I could give a crap about this episode and Sue until, YES GOD! Columbus Short! Goddamn that's a fine piece of man. Get it Liv. Get ALL of it.

Nah, I'm going to act as batshit crazy and assholish as possible. The crazies last forever. I'll ride that until Ramsey has just about had it with calling me a donkey and then I'll make the most STUNNING risotto plated with a perfectly cooked wellington.

I lov d the shout out to "Whoop that trick" in the duet w Lucious and Jamal.

"Use your inside voice when you talk to Becky" Next meeting with my boss, that's my new line to her ass!

I have missed half of tonight's episode cause I've been online trying to find that front handle clutch Cookie walked in that room with. I need it in my life!!

See, this right here. If reaching around to wipe isn't their breaking point, shouldn't that be the breaking point of whoever their caretaker would be? Cause I promise you if my husband ever got to the point where I had to wipe his ass cause he couldn't lay off the Double Cheeseburgers, those would be the LAST double cheeseburgers to come in that house. You can eat whatever the hell you want as long as at the end of it it doesnt involve me wiping ya ass. I have to have a conversation w my hubby. Unless it's cancer or some non-self inflicted ailment, ass-wiping is a deal breaker.