Brooklynista

These folks have a lot of damn events. Events and launch parties in big empty ass rooms. Just tens of people dancing around to music that ain't playing, celebrating a bunch of nothingness.

Right, right. Well played.

I haven't been sleeping well lately. Do you remember the name of that med?

^^ yes, I just want Fran to randomly walk thru Hannah's life. Be it in her apartment when she's wallowing in self pity or when she's in coffe shops with her dad and give up that same "DaFuq?" face every time she does some typical Hannah dumb shit.

I just wanted Ayden to shout out "Bye Wig! " as Nene was walking into the house with Paedra with that monstrosity on her head.

Nene sitting her ass in the chair right next to Dr Jeff was the biggest tell. She really sat there and said to herself "Yes Jeff, let's fix these ladies and get back to fun-ness" I'm ready to give Kandi a bit of a pass on not being there for Phaedra. Phaedra likes to keep that bullshit smile on her face and speak in platitudes when folks try to connect with her. If you wanna act as if everything is everything and all is well, I'm going to treat you as if all is well. Sip on your mint juleps, fan yourself and be well. I can't imagine Phaedra is any different off camera and that's cool. If you want to keep your business private, fine but don't look for people to be mind readers and know when you need extra attention. And if Phaedra did have a problem with Kandi's lack of phone calls during her tie of need, why would she take that complaint to the one person Kandi doesn't even pretend to gel with? Maybe Kandi should have dropped the"Head Doctor" as a reminder.

^^THIS! All day this. I really wonder what MTV was thinking in the original plan to have the show w/o Farrah. What was the draw?? Maci's dry ass?? Maybe Stage 4 clinger Catelynn? Nuh uh. It's Farrah and I'm glad they realize it. I for one am here for the crazy. Hell take me to some porn meetings. Show me how a vagina mold is made. I'm in for all of it.

I just can't get into these folks not putting their best face (fake or not) forward when they know a camera crew is coming to ring their bell. Tamila couldn't get a new ponytail? Something that halfway matched her own hair? If you're gonna rock a Toni Childs length ponytail, it has to match!!

Waterworks..Amarism. Same same. She's her mother's child.

Ok so..two black guys has to be worth one Morgan, right? I don't quite know what the math is on the brothas in the ZA.

I think the kooky wigs represent her "women ness"

And tonight Bravo brings us "The Execution of Ms Lenethia Leakes" by Andy Cohen. Talk about a firing squad! And miss HBIC could not stand a bit of it.

Yes! Shut up, eat your salad and be sad. Just don't make me listen to it all day everyday. I had a friend who was exhausting with this shit. She'd say "Let's go to the Burger Palace for lunch" and then she would spend the entire time moaning about how bad the burger was for us. How many calories were in the burger. How fat she felt after the burger. You just wanted to punch her in the gut to help her upchuck the spdamn burger.There has to be some sort of balance. Count me in as one who wasn't a fan of WW. After going to a number of meetings, you started to see the same faces and stories over and over. It was as if some exchanged the food addiction for a meeting addiction. The hard core would talk about how many different meeting groups they belonged toand how many stickers they earned. No thanks. I do think some can really benefit from the program and learn how to scale back on meals. I always thought of myself as a pretty healthy eater but even I was surprised by what a "serving" of cereal looks like. Serving for who? My gerbil??

^^THIS. This right here. They know salads are good and sodas are bad, but they say to Hell with that. You think I don't Shake Shack every day? Maybe wash it down with a milkshake or three? Of course I would. That would be EASIER. But life aint about easy. These people choose the easy way and then look up and say "oh my, I can't wash my own ass" . Also, "I can't work anymore so hand me those papers so I can get some money from the gub'ment." Hearing all these hard luck "why I'm a thousand pounds" stories are really being lost on me.

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Aparatus! I can barely swim, but I know what scuba stands for thank to Alex P. Keaton.

I haven't found her to be that charming. She wasn't able to teach Panky how to behave with any class. I ain't forget about him and his shitty feet (tm Dineva) all up on Tara's couch.

Once shoe gets his weight under control, I hope he pays it forward and helps his mother. This could have been a double feature. The way she was walking looked so labored and painful, losing weight would certainly help her mobility.

Does Nick Gordon work anywhere? Has he ever held a job? Or is his job just being BK's boyfriend? Too many questions were missed by Phil as he watched this silly ass display. And how did it make sense to his mother that Nick, Bobbi and Nick all went to rehab several times together(huh?) and Nick was the one that DIDN'T have a habit? What kind of rehab center will admit a person to just hang out while the other two get treatment?

Yes Joe should certainly have checked Groupon for a Buy One get One Half for gastric. No way he should have had that surgery without his mother on the table right next to him. Good on Joe for getting in the kitchen and cooking his own meals. I wish Bettie had done that for herself instead of whining at her husband about pairing Hamburger Helper and green beans. And finally someone shows how useful tracking your caloric intake can be. It's surprising how quickly mindless munching can add up in calories.

I don't want Lola Bear to go!!!! She's the cutest in the universe.

I'm still torn on this one. Here in NYC, certain intersections if you don't pull up, you don't get home. You'll be sitting at that light for days.

I will never be convinced that Nick wasnt the go-getter of the drugs for first Whitney and the Bobbi Kristina. This dudes performance was almost comical and Phil needs to be smacked for pretending to believe this bullshit. The rolling around on the floor, crying for Krissi? Boy Please. Collect your Dr Phil check and head home.

You know, I was thinking about going to the bank for a loan to start my own business, but now I'm thinking the way to handle it is to go on a ratchet reality show. Just about every hood chick has gone straight to Entrepreneur and bypassed that pesky business school step. Now Tara is opening a charm school. Ok then. Why not. I guess it's something different from the usual Lycra dress, fake vodka, or T-Shirt clothing line.

Remember the guy Janelle moved in with for about a week and a half? I think he was only around for one episode, lived w his mother. Corny and boring. Nothing dramatic and high stakes about him. I bet he's thanking the Gods he escaped the crazy that would have come from a lengthy relationship with her.

Diamond and Cynthia from RHOA need to open a School of How to try Too Hard to Stay on your Reality Show.