Brooklynista

How did we sink so low as a society? A toilet water fix vs. skanky John. I guess I vote toilet water.

She doesn't have a purse big enough for his shit.

I want Ryan's GF 2.0 (no point in learning her name) to really pay attention to how Ryan treats Bentley. Pay attention to how he talks to Maci. That will be you. Don't make the mistake in thinking it'll be different for you. He's showing you right now who he is. Believe him. He's telling you everything you need to know right now. And screw you Ryan for making me side with Maci. Damn you straight to hell.

I would just like some clarity on how she can shoot up with toilet water and snort up in the boarding area and I cant get a can of Pepsi past security. What was that about?

See. That's why I don't come on this board. You a lie!. Nuh uh, No way and no how. You take that back right now! No way Iyanla and Oprah give him a platform to become a Z-List celebrity to attract more stupid women.

Don't you dare.

What I hope for baby Dilly is lots of cousins. Sporty boy cousins and sassy girl cousins. Artistically inclined cousins and studious cousins. Such a wide range of cousins that Jill's Duggar influence is way way overshadowed. Cousins who say "Look at this book I'm reading" or "Let me tell you about this cartoon I watched". Maybe even a cousin who says "Look at this undie catalog my mom got". While Derrick is head deep in Duggar bull, I don't think Cathy and his brothers would ever let him isolate and go full side-hug. Hopefully the kid will have a chance just by absorbing from the normal kids on Derrick's side of the family.

I saw the Karuche episode and really didn't see any point. She's gonna hold out until Chris Brown shows up with the right gift and she'll be back on hs arm.

Why didn't anybody have a seatbelt on when Melissa and co were driving across the bridge?? Is there an exception to Click-it or Ticket? That shit annoys me. Where your seat belts people!

Geneva, just sigh. Sigh. Living the lie of so New Yorkers tell themselves. "My four walls and a corner is so very fabulous because it's in 10007". Really, it's not.

I normally don't go for most of Phaedra's outfits, but that colorful jumpsuit she had on needs to find its way into my closet.

What was the documentary...The 7 Ups? Something like that. Where they would check in on the participants every 7 years. I would be cool with something similar. These girls have enough going on for a yearly drop in.

I agree. I don't think the girls envy Farrah at all and I'm sure she's a monster to be around. We all have co-workers that we can't stand but their reactions to her coming back seemed to be about more than Farrah being annoying to deal with for 3hours of taping.We had a woman in my office that we just could not stand. She was legit bonkers. She would hide in the bathroom until 8:59 am because she refused to step on th floor before 9. She was very Bartelby the Scrivener and refuse to work. We would marvel every day about how crazy she was and still employed. Well while we were all busy hating her, she was working full time and getting her Masters in Social Working. That's how much she gave a damn about our dislike of her. I know how it is to have intense dislike for for someone. You want them to implode, you want them to fail and when they have the audacity to keep on keeping on, it kinda pisses you off. Like seeing an ex boyfriend and his beautiful wife and cute kids.

We all know Farrah is batshit but she's the only one that actually DOES anything. The others just sit around with friends complaining about the last thing they complained about. Farrah is a goer, she's a doer. She's doing madness but she's out there doing it. Maybe that's why the others can't stand her.her ambitions (far fetched as they are) expose the rest of them as a bunch of shiftless loafs.

Ah yes, Dominique. The original Penny. I felt like her dying was actually the release her daughters needed from her reign of terror. Dominque was the one who felt she could eat tons of greasy fried food and still lose weight if she just sprinted her magical Sensa on it. She was another window delivery patient. I can barely get the delivery guy to come an extra block but these folks get window treatment??

Judging from the trailers, they're still trying to make me believe Kirk is Long Dong Silver and he's in high demand all over Atlanta. Please stop.

I'm pretty sure Derek Zoolander had his own clothing line modeled after Whoopie's fashion sense. It was called DERELICT!!

I think it took Ryan a while to warm up to being a daddy. He pretty much dipped out when Bentley was a baby. He didnt really seem to become interested in Bentley until he was about 1. Now it seems like the cameras went away and maybe Ryan did a bit too.

Ryan sadly reminds me of one of my cousins. Had a kid when he was a teenager and of course dumped it on Grandma and Grandpa. (Kid's mother was also useless). Dropped in and out on weekends. You know, came by and patted the kid on the head and went back to his youth and girl of the month. Once cousin hit about 30 he married and had a family that he was there for day in and day out. Nothing but anger and rage comes from the son now. Ryan needs to understand that you don't get a do-over with these years. While Bentley may never hate Ryan, he won't forget that his dad chose to do driveby's as a dad.

^^Amen to all of this. Tyler is a chickenshit. He'll never marry her and she'll never have the self esteem to walk away. Tyler has been tapping her in the head about what SHE needed to do to be worthy of marriage to him. Between that and all the MTV tweens telling her how AWESOME Tyler is, I'm sure she's convinced she can't do any better than him. She'll spend the rest of her life trying to get him to love and accept her. Question...is she still planning on wearing the wedding dress she bought three engagements ago?

I just want the universe to stop trying to make Christy Chrissy? Tiegen happen.

Maybe I just don't belive in love like I should but all this lovey dovey remarry me thing between Teddy and Tina rubs me wrong. I love you more. No I love you more. You're so pretty, no you're so handsome. Let's put out a book of love cause we so in love. Get out of here with this mess. I'm just not buying it. Last week he was slanging his thang all over town and this week she's all about forgiveness and white wedding dresses? Nope not buying it.

I thought Gary would consider re-applying for Biggest Loser, but now that he's a celebrity in his own brain I doubt that'll happen. I mean I hear it's "Gary Time" when he comes to the strip clubs. Making it rain all over the place. Why worry about health?

I'm at work so I can add a link, but VH1 is saying there's a MOMS and Hip Hop spin off coming??? Momma Dee ( of course ) Momma Jones (figures) and some other mommas. Say it aint so.

Oh Demetria. So above it all with only a dinner reception for your wedding guests and no bachelorette party. Just a blast in a glass you are. Its no wonder the fiance looked so despondent. He can see miles and miles on dinners at the table sitting in silence with only elevator music playing in the background.