Brooklynista

It just bugs me that Tyler keeps saying "my kid". I mean...she's not your kid. That's the problem right there. They aren't watching her for you to, she turns 18. Carly belongs to them.

I am soo ready for Ty Ty to deliver his smack down! Yup.

I watch A lot of reality tv. Maybe way too much. And a LOT of car scenes lack any seat belt wearing. I thought click it or ticket was instituted in all 50 states. No? I just can't see how wearing a seat belt ruins a scene.

Good grief. Here we go again. I need to evaluate my life choices.

Question, were Tyler and Catelyn compensated at all by Bethany? I'm sure Catelyn's medical bills were paid by I'm wondering if the birth mother gets anything beyond that. I don't rememebr hearing anything about it. Just wondering. The adoption still needs to be closed, but I'm sure we're just going to hear BrandonandTeresa tell Tyler to back off or else. Not a complete shut down.

I took my mother to Gordon Ramsey's new Pub and Ale House in Atlantic City, NJ this weekend. The waitress sold me on the Ramsey Burger. It was a beef burger on a Brioche bun that was topped with the most STUNNING fried onion rings and the most AMAZING grilled jalepeno and a bit of mashed avacados. It was a really good burger. Loved it, and I'd get it again next time I'm in AC. My mom had the split pea and ham soup. She wasn't wowed. There was a garnish of ham on top of th soup but none actually cooked into the soup. I was pissed because the waitress told us we had just missed Gordon by an hour.ARRGH!! She described him as a tall drink of water, pretty good looking and very charming. Said he had his bulldog with him as well.

Bingo! I spotted Googly Eyes behind the defendant in today's Dehydrated Litigant case. Now I can actually pay attention to the cases. My JJ watching had devolved into simply checking for horrible haircuts.

I'm trying to follow this Amber and higher education discussion. Are we talking about the same Amber that took 39yrs to complete her G.E.D.?

I'm always baffled by how many of the girls don't "believe" in abortion. It exists. It's not a purple unicorn. But I guess it's easier to not believe in abortion than it is to believe in I dunno, safe sex or marriage first.

Cate and Tyler don't want to work. They just want to be famous. Well, Tyler wants to be famous. Catelynn just doesn't want to be alone. Next stop for them will be The Surreal Life. Man that show needs to come back.

I can't help but think that Tyler wants iCarly to know that he is her father. I don't think his wanting to stay in Carly's life has anythung at all with concern for her well being. He wants to lord it over BrandonandTeresa that he made Carly happen. He wants to stay in their life so he can toss it at them whenever he has a low number of likes on instagram. There's an incredible obnoxiousness (is that a word) with this kid. He doesn't care about Carly. He cares about being able to say I made this happen and you need to bow down to me everyday because of it. And I really can't understand the extended family. The way they always ask to see Carly like she's coming home from camp soon. There's no way they're all that deluded. She's gone! She's not going to be your flower girl, she's not coming to visiting day w Butch, she's not coming to the family reunions. Perhaps they can do a Chinese lantern ceremony to release the memory of Carly after BrandonandTeresa shut this shit DOWN.

Here's a question for the room...Why was Kim so damned tan in her diner scene w Tyler? It was like a special blend of Chelsea Orange-Glo. Also, was that a postal uniform on her?

I don't really care what we call them. If I don't see some tongue wrasslin' and heavy petting out of one of these couples I'm going to be hard pressed to keep watching this. How many chaperoned grown ups do they really expect me to watch??

Yes. To me it's very "keep sweet" Michelle Duggarish

Ha! The old antibiotics and orange juice tale. When did that one go out of fashion?

What this episode needed was Charlemagne tha God.

Yes! I'd bet a shiny quarter not one of these broads know the joy of taking yourself out to dinner. Hell, going on a vacation solo. Just sitting quietly with your thoughts. ALONE! Best time I ever had was when I took myself to Cancun. ALONE. Vegas. ALONE. If they can't stand to be with themselves, what the hell makes them think somebody else wants to be with them?

Like all the rest of you, I was really baffled by Tyler's conversation w his mother in the diner. He was talking to his mother like he's going to go in that meeting w BrandonandTeresa and lay the smack down on them. He's gonna step in the room all big dicked Justin Beiber of the Midwest and give them the whatfor. Uh huh. You tell em Tyler. I can't wait for Tyler, the one with absolutely rights or power in this situation to tell BrandonandTeresa just how it's gonna be. And they had better like it. Yessir. You tell em Ty. I. Cannot. Wait.

Oxygen is running a mini Ruby marathon this morning. Sigh, I was really with Ruby and rooting for her...til she made it too hard to believe her.

I just walked away from this angry at Whitney for flying clear across the country and meeting her one true love in a dingy t-shirt that didn't fit. A fresh 3 pack of Hanes is like 12 bucks.

No judgment. I stole all of that from JJ!

Preach!! Definitely the song of the deadbeat. Paying for shoes does not cover Leah Lorna Doone's portion of the rent, of the lights of the gas or electric. Buying shoes doesnt cover her portion of the grocery bill (what she can squirrel away from Jabba) and it won't cover her portion of admission to Disneyland. Quit buying spider lashes and pony up your share of your daughters care.

I think Tyler likes to keep Catelyn in a place of "you're not good enough yet" and any opportunity he has to tap that in her head he takes. She always has this look of doubt on her face when it comes to him and I think it helps him maintain his superiority over her. Her weight will be the next hoop he'll make her jump through to get the golden ring of marriage to his jack ass.

Right. She must have millions of fans like Tyler. uh huh.

This. This right here. Josh and Anna have inside jokes as a couple. That joke that nobody else in the room gets but you and your clownish husband. Your friend. Your cut up partner. Your buddy. Stuff that isn't funny to anyone but you two. Jill and Derrick have no inside jokes.