Brooklynista

Is sleeping like the dead a Duggar trait we've never heard about? Just how do they know the girls were asleep and not squeezing their eyes super tight praying for Josh to hurry up and leave?

Are you thinking Farrah is the kind of girl you bring home to momma? No, chile. I think Simon keeps Farrah firmly in the "don't come by here, I'll meet you at your place" territory. Farrah will never get a holiday, a bbq, or a cousins wedding. He won't have her within three states of his family. They don't know a Farrah exists. By the time this trickles to their circle Farrah will be long gone. Or they'll know that Farrah is just a good time for now.

This season I really need Babs to hit Janelle with a "Bitch, Please" the next time Janelle threatens to take Jace away. Barbara knows good and damn well no court anywhere would entertain that shit. Just like she knows Janelle isn't coming for Jace. Jace is broken to Janelle. He's old news, why bother bringing him home.

But can we really poo poo Farrah's sexual escapades as not suitable for a show promoting safe responsible sex and at the same time give Maci attagirls when she's knocked up again because she admittedly wasn't using the safe sex precautions she promotes? Where's the responsibility in that? If Ryan has beef with Farrah, then he has beef with Maci. And no way Taylor was a part of any conversation with Maci about "let's try now for a baby since I have PCOS". He might have been a part of a "We don't have to use condoms because I probably won't get pregnant" conversation.

I would love to sit in on the producer meetings where they all unload of how stupid their subjects are. I can just see them laughing about how Amber thinks this guy truly loves her and her kid. They probably double over at Tyler and Cate thinking they are close enough to be asked to be Godparents. They certainly take bets on who has the dumbest Teen Mom subject.

But seriously. Why is Kirk so greasy? Is it that hot? Nobody else is shining like that. Is it some rare strain of Jermaine Jacksonism? What?? I just want to hose him off.

Yes. Amber is clearly reading from the same book of bullshit as Janelle. Constantly hollering about wanting full custody but focusing all of their efforts not at the courthouse, but on Twitter picking up skeevy boyfriends.

Does Tyler think that will get him an IN in his non existant film school career?

Who is this guy? This isn't the easy least question asking Drew we've always had. This guy has a bit of bite to him. Looking good Dr Drew. Say word! The Love Cloud Fary Shirley is breaking up marriages. Guard ya ladies!

Now that's the show I would watch. Seeing how these clowns function in the real world without the MTV tit to suck off of. I want to see Amber storm off her fry station screaming "I HAVE ANXIETY!" Or Catelynn chewing the shit out of her nails because Tyler has made friends with the girls at the Orange Julius stand. Maci, who cares. Farrah? Farrah will be fine.

If the funds are still in limbo, perhaps they can transfer to iCarly. I'm sure BrandonandTeresaand would prefer that to the bullshit tchotchkes they get from Cate and Ty out of the Hallmark store. If you're going to force yourself on people, at least come up with something useful.

So we not gone talk about how Demetria slipped in that quiet "we not gonna do this, not with that Adam's apple" to Chantelle at the table. I'm no Demetria fan but that shit made me perk the hell up. And again I have to be Team Demetria (this is some bullshit) but if I find out 5th hand that somebody I barely say "hi and bye" to in the hallway is sick, you might get a "oh, that is fucked up" outta me. So what we ordering for lunch? If you see fit to let me know your business, cool. I'll show you all the empathy I can. Otherwise, you ain't want me to know, so I don't know.

I'm watching the Being Catelyn special and these two morons are having a bitchfest in the car about picki different parents for Carly. Not because BrandonandTeresa are bad parents or because Carly looks malnourished when they see her or Carly seems unloved. No. They would have picked different parents because they can't post pics of her on their Instagram feed. This has been a thing with them for quite some time. Catelynn even tosses in a "I gave you something you wouldn't have otherwise". BrandonandTheresa are far more patient than I would be because I would have shut these two down with a quickness. Maybe I would have said I'll let you see her when you finally graduate college.

Oh please let this happen. If anybody can out trash Leah's camoflague wedding it would be our girl Amber.

I'm with you. I have $30 Tatas. $40 if it's my birthday.

Well now Maci really has the stink of desperation on her. The "oops I got caught" was cute when she was 17, not so much at 20 something and still begging guys for commitments.

No. Cate and Ty wanted a degree in Social WorkING. Im pretty sure that's a different major. Something only offered to the highly ambitious student who tackles multi-majors ie social working, psychology and astronaut studies.

Oh good grief I hate you so much right now. Why? Cause I just remembered that horrible tattoo Amber has of Leah Lorna Doone on her stomach. Can you imagine having that thing starting back at you?

So he was either really really good at it, or really really bad.

Well somewhere in her day we have to work in a shouting match with any damn body where she screams "I HAVE ANXIETY!! I'M DONE! I'M DONE"

Well, damn! I bet Butch doesn't even have this many mugshots.

His name is DARLENE? I don't care it's two words or not. Darl Lynn is damn Darlene. Does everybody get high before they name the babies??

I knew of Sheryl's background before, but after watching Unsung I truly understand that Sheryl is playing a role on the Talk. Her intelligence is light years beyond what she portrays here.

Maci would kill you for mixing her up w Farrah. LOL! She would just DIE

This right here lets me now how much he cares for Farrah. If a man gives half of a damn about you, the last thing he's going to do is show your milk and cookies to all of the Americas. That's his milk and cookies and he's doesn't want to share it wih everybody. He's going to show respect for you because he expects the world to show respect for you. Simon thinks nothing of Farrah and showed her that by flashing her cooch to the world. He's got a porno fantasy as a "girlfriend" and that's all he thinks of her. She's nothing more than an ass mold to him.