Brooklynista

I once heard Clinton on What Not to Wear tell a woman who insisted on dressing like a twentysomething that the one thing those young women had on their side that she didn't was YOUTH. Someone needs to pass that message in to Giada. Just because you can fit the shorts, doesn't mean you should.

If Diane wanted to kill hersel, that was her business. But to take the girls with her, to aim her car straight at other motorists, that is what makes her an asshole. Danny and the SIL are bigger assholes for not acknowledging Diane was a drunk and going the fuck away. To expend all that effort trying to disprove Diane bullshit is what made me hate them.

I would certainly pick Alan for my team. Him singing a little Diddy would ease my mind about eating slugs. And with chopsticks no less!

Ok, what the heck is bear spray? Is this really a thing? I'm from NYC and I have mace! Same thing? Is that really effective against a bear? I would think it would just agitate the crap out of a bear and make your mauling even worse.

These folks really have no life outside of MTV ? Producers as Godparents, cast members as Bridemaids. Who do they talk to in real life? Where are their friends?

Most likely it won't happen until one of the ladies knock themselves unconscious.

I really want to punch Heidi in the throat and I hate that her role in the show has been elevated. All her bitch ing about Tiffany running ahead of Cain and not supporting him. So if I run a 10 min mile and my husband runs a 15, I must slow my pace to his or I'm a bad wife? STFU Heidi.

Is this the same Sleezino club?? They keep talking in code about "the person you were doing business with".

No but there was a sex scene last week between her and Ghost. A baby will be just the wrench needed to bust Angela and Ghost's bubble. ETA: Wrench to bust a bubble? I dunno. But you know what I mean.

i need for my man Edfie to tighten up. I mean, he's already tight (YASSS!) but I can't have any more near misses.

My magic squad would be GZ, Jeff and a toned down Sunny. I don't miss Marcela and Katie's nasally tone makes my teeth itch.

Ohhh... That must be how Germy knew Corey was in his shorts.

Tommy needs a refresher course in Biggie's Crack Commandments 1.Never let no one know How much,dough you hold. 2.Never let em know your next move. 3.Never trust nobody. Shut Ya damn mouth! He talk to any and everybody. Ugh! I hate a chatty ass man. I really do not care about James and Angela. They have zero chemistry to me and showing sex scene after sex scene doesn't magically produce any in screen chemistry either. I want Tasha to be pregnant. Then let's see the reaction when Angel realizes Fhost is still banging his wife. Tommy needs a refresher course in Biggie's Crack Commandments 1.Never let no one know How much,dough you hold. 2.Never let em know your next move. 3.Never trust nobody. Shut Ya damn mouth! He talk to any and everybody. Ugh! I hate a chatty ass man. I really do not care about James and Angela. They have zero chemistry to me and showing sex scene after sex scene doesn't magically produce any in screen chemistry either. I want Tasha to be pregnant. Then let's see the reaction when Angel realizes Fhost is still banging his wife.

Biggest Loser is the show he submitted a tape for. It might still be up on YouTube. He needs to try again. He's at least 100 pounds heavier than when we met him.

Is this the divorce after Party?

Yes! I can totally see that. I'm I'd bet money that the song playing on the radio when Leah lost her virginity was "My Baby does the Hanky Panky!"

I don't think she'll break. She is so determined to not here the "I told you so's" that she would even stay if some young thang showed up on her doorstep w a baby Uncle Ben.

I hate to wish a breakup on them, but I do. I think a year and he's out. I think the year will be enough time to show Catelynn that this marriage that she's been after from him will change nothing about him. He'll be the same non-committed, judgemental douche that thinks he's better than her. I want Catelynn to have her stupid little fairy tale wedding to this asshole. Do the first dance, enjoy the reception, buy the super wedding album package and have a fabulous honeymoon. Let them get their last cover stories in And then I want Tyler to fucking disappear. Go away. I want him to finally get the balls to walk away from this girl that I'm sure he loves, but he feels guilted to stay with. Catelynn will have her photo album, she'll have Supernova and she'll be amazing without him. Maybe not amazing, but fine. I think Cate will thrive without Tyler and surprise herself how well she gets along without him. He can fall off the planet.

Did I just see a commercial for a damn show called "Livin' Lozado"? Evelyn is getting her own damn show on OWN? What is Oprah going thru right now? Damn, Charlemagne was right, Ho's be winning.

Now I need to see what the new dress will look like. If she fancies herself as the Lady of the Manor it is going to be fantabously tacky. I'm seeing something straight out of Medieval Times. Perhaps the guests will eat with their hands! ...if this wedding truly happens that is.

I had to read this twice before I laughed right the hell out loud. Now my boss is eyeballin' me.

But, but he's the Lord of the Manor and he's in a damn sleeveless hoodie? That's not how it works! Are these old photos from the session when they were doing their book cover? Did they really think this photo matched that invite?

Catelynn looks like somebody's great Aunt Agnes. In this age of Pinterest, there is just no excuse for that hat and her lack of style. Her name should be Gertrude.

I think we all knowLeah is going to be working the bar down at the Lobo once the newer, younger piece of ass blows into town. Then Leah will just be the washed up booze hound taking shots w the customers.

For fucks sake Cynthia! http://www.tmz.com/2015/06/17/real-house-wives-star-cynthia-bailey-cheating-rumors-wont-break-up-my-marriage/ Cynthia is just not going to leave or put his ass out. She has a point to prove to all you haters and no matter what this ass does she's gonna keep on smiling.