Brooklynista

I'm still waiting on the episode we never saw w the family of women that were fighting and threatening to kill each other. Grandma seemed like the ringleader in the mess.

That or he's using Gary Time condoms. Those shits must be bulletproof.

I really don't understand how Oprah thought it was in good form to hand over almost her entire networks lineup to Tyler Perry. The writing is bad. The acting is bad. The plots are ridiculous. It's almost as if TP has never seen the work if another writer or director.

Come on, I'll be sorry w you. It looked to me like Daisy wanted a scene. Like she was angling for somebody to escort her off the boat in a dramatic fashion. "One more degree and I'll have to go to the ER". Ummm...why not leave now? Why wait for that ONE degree? Cause she wanted a scene. And she wanted to wreck somebody else's good time by having to take her to the ER and sit all night. Cause that's what a good Daisy friend will do.

Why was Yesterday's suit Bedazzled? Just curious.

I'm thinking its because there's hardly a soul that gives a rats ass about most of the OWN show. I know there's one for THATHN and also If Loving You is Wrong. I can only speak for me, but outside of snarking and hate watching, I don't have a lot of use for most of the programming.

Mica's man gives me a bootleg Chef G. Garmin vibe. I'm ashamed of myself for wanting to see the entire bottle bop. I feel like the editing monkeys are really trying to shape the narrrative of Geneva being the angry black woman. I already am not a fan of Geneva, I don't need help from the producers to like her less. I did not love Demetria's dress but I loved the evening wedding. It looked really elegant and warm. Clearly her daddy loves his little girl. I would have preferred a live showing of this over the crapfest that was Yandy and Manfeces event.

Yes! I believe that was the episode when Farrah had fashioned a sheet around hersel as a dress.

So does that mean Teen Mom OG won't be back? That's the one thing that would have kept Simon around.

I hate that Kim clearly has no influence over her man. She should be able to tell him to lose the leather sweatpants. In a real marriage you should be able to tell your partner that he looks like his balls stink. Isn't that relationship 101? "Hey love, weather man says it's going to be 90 degrees today, maybe you wanna put on some shorts so we can avoid your swamp ass for one night"

Wasn't there a story that Michael caught Derrick in Farrah's bedroom while they were in the middle of playing Hide the Snake? I'm remembering some story about Michael tossing Derrick out. I think scenes like that add to Farrah's fantasy of her and Derrick's love being ended too soon.

I think Cate dresses bigger than she is. I think its her style or what she thinks is style that's the problem. At one point I thought she was trying to fashion her life after Teresa. Teresa would own a home w doilies. Teresa would vacation at a Bed and Breakfast. I believe she is trying to pattern herself as a cul de sac living, pta attending soccer mom, but instead of getting Lily Pulitzer it's coming off more as Dorothy Zbornak.

Where did Catelynn even find a dress like that?? It looks so Mother of the Bride. Tyler can style his mom but not his woman?

Have we explored if Don Juan has a crush on Todd? Perhaps his barbs at Todd is just misdirected flirting? His jabs seem so smitten schoolgirl to me.

Farrah did show some foresight though. Sophia barely had teeth when Farrah was telling her she was going to need braces. Cause...yeah.

Looks like a bit of middle age man paunch Tyler has going on there. He better be careful or he won't fit in his 3 year old Tux.

So this is Matt texting someone who isn't Amber?

I hope this works. http://straightfromthea.com/2015/06/05/confirmed-own-announces-cancellation-of-jay-williams-father-of-34-reality-show-official-statement/ I for one am so very glad. I did not need his tomfoolery applauded. And I certainly did not need to see his crying baby mommas weeping bout how he wronged them, but they were still giving up the goods to him.

I hate that they take great selfies. I mean...how the hell are they holding their phones? I always wind up withsuper blurry shots or pics of the folks behind me.

I like to think Jana is fine. In my mind Jana knows that the power in the house has shifted in her favor. She knows she has the upper hand now and there's a glimmer in her eye when she looks at Michelle. Michelle can feel the shift too. Jana knows she holds the key to the truth in that house and things are gonna be a-changing if Jim Bob and Michelle want her to keep the rest of those skeletons locked in that closet. That's how it's playing in my mind anyway.

I always felt Cate was done in by the original wave of "omg! Tyler is such a great boyfriend, you're so lucky to have him, he's so amazing!". I think he got truly full of himself and she felt she couldn't do any better.

Well now that the Duggars digging themselves in a whole deeper than reality cameras can reach, I've been thinking maybe 90 Day Fianace? Marriage Boot Camp perhaps. I like watching dumb kids though so I'm not sure what will give me my Teen Mom fix.

I just can't rectify in my mind how Josh fondling the girls was no big deal but seeing Jessa hold Ben's hand during prayer almost made Michelle go apeshit.

Megyn made a Sophie's Choice reference when talking about the Duggars protecting Josh vs protecting the girls. I'm sure JimBob quickly thought Sophie was another one of those evil lesbians out to get him.

Where's Josh?