Brooklynista

I haven't watched the episode, was it explained why Forest isn't still working as a PA?

Hmmm...sort of like the King of Queens episode where Carrie was banned from all of the nail salons on Queens Boulevard? I can dig it, Cause somebody has clearly gone thru Leah's neighborhood and moved all of the conditioner out of her reach.

I'm not surprised at all. This is the same shitty network that kept BBW Evelyn Lozado's rowdy ass and let go every cast member she threw a bottle at.

Promos for the movie Dumb and Dumber To have been playing here. I keep looking for Ben in the background because, yeah. I need for Jessa to get him some Mucinex or Kleenex or maybe just a stick with a rag on the end of it, because all of that stuffy nosed 4yr old talk just makes him sound even dimmer.

After the long ridiculous run out of the church and DerrickDillard finally had Jill alone, I can't help but imagine the conversation went like the one in Coming To America So, what's your favorite food? Whatever you like What kind of music do you listen to? Whatever you like

Did she just lick cake off of his fingers? Alright Jill! That's a bit advanced right there. She's got the hang of sexy times already.

Why are we running ? Is this the big escape from Jim and Michelle?

That's quite an aggressive piano player. Maybe decaf next time?

He can't get a $15 shape up for his wedding??

I'm confused. Why are Jim and Michelle sitting on the stage and not in some damn chairs like the rest of the guests? Shouldn't the couple be center stage?

Who was the genius in charge of the freezer?? Ugh. I hate refrozen ice cream. Perhaps the root beer will cover that taste?

I really cant with Nicole's deadbeat ass. No amount of beating on your son's caretaker will make you a less of an absentee mother. But seriously...Amanda didnt see that swing comin'?

I can't really make a distinction between broke and poor. Either one means your child is living out of Hefty bags. This "art" they are both reaching for is escaping them and they need jobs. There's always work at the Post Office.

I have never been so angry in the am. SistaLadybug, I cannot stand you. Please be my new bestie!! But seriously, have the teeth always had to call each other? I'm going to skim Hustle and Flow when I get to my desk because I just don't remember them being this distant. Maybe she wears false teeth like Toddlers and Tiaras?

I love Rosie P but i thought the "Happy 60th" Ha Ha you're really 50 was about the dumbest thing I've seen in a minute. Seriously it's not funny if someone plays a practical joke on you and you retaliate with the exact same joke. It's even less funny when the rest of America has no idea who this person is. Save that for the family reunion.

I'm starting to feel like this show should just be renamed "Lets clown silly bitches" cause week after week, these chicks get clowned more and more. Tierra's silly ass going to Ray J to make sure he was ok after all of his "arrests" only to have him tell her her was never in a relationship with her. And he was screwing the town down the entire time she was thinking they were in love. Did Berg really call Hazel a Muppet? It's funny cause it's true! Here's another one, clowning this girl about her love letter to him. I can't be mad at Berg because he's told this broad every week that he wasn't interested but she keep on coming back in those ridiculous damn shorts. Last week we had Nikki proclaiming herself the better dick suck. Girl, where is yo pride?? None of the women are looking too bright here. I'm wondering how this show was pitched to them. It's like Ratchet City in here.

Seriously, can you imagine having to get married just to get laid? That's terrible! I can't imagine what my life would be life if I married the moron I foolishly gave my virginity to. By the third time Jessa may catch on that Ben is wack as hell and then what? Ugh.

My question is, how will they get out of it? Let's say 6 months after the wedding and they've done all the sexing they can,(because thats all these two are after) now they sit and have true conversations and realize they really do not like each other. Jessa is going to realize a hot body on Ben is only cute in theory. Now what?Would Jim let them admit failure? Does Gothard allow annulments? Or is it "no backsies" and they're stuck forever?

Paula sitting on the floor folding clothes, in the middle of a bunch of garbage bags talking with her husband about how folks were jealous of their "love" made me very sad for her mental state. You and that man are living in the trap house from Hustle and Flow. Ain't nobody jealous of that shit.

Did Countess have on high-waisted, acid washed, damaged, skinny jeans? I'm so confused. I couldn't get past that. I'm going to save the rest for tomorrow, cause I can't. Just no.

Oh Teirra, them cheese grits have not been kind to you. I wouldn't call her fat but she's has definitely been up in Cracker Barrel. And Soulja Boy looking less dirty?

The track suit is back! Maybe I'm being too hopeful but I hope this go round gets me more than one season.

Why is Fizzbo trying to strong arm Amanda into parenting his kid? Be easy.

Yes! That's exactly what this apocalypse needs. Omar Coming!

Perhaps I've watch Dawn of the Dead too many times, but I felt that last kiss for Bob was him saying goodbye and he'd been bitten in that swamp ass water. Eat Up Fellas!