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monagatuna

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  1. Aren't you supposed to avoid carbonated drinks if you've had this surgery? I remember thinking how it was bad enough that these patients had to give up beer, soda, and sparkling wine, but giving up soda water is what would get me in the end.
  2. I hope that decision is a HELL NO. I hope that tough conversation is ME GO BACK TO STATES SINGLE. I hope he takes his SOJABOY necklace into his own hands. I hope Ben's confusion deepens into the wrinkles on his forehead. I hope Mike and Ximena's relationship takes a a turn down the street where we see Mike running....oh wait, we know that happens.
  3. Zero chance that prenup is valid. I highly doubt it was written in a language they can both understand, or that it was certified translated. Not to mention all the myriad other reasons it would be invalid. It cracks me up when people think they can put any old thing down on paper, completely ignorant of the law, and expect it to be some sort of ironclad gotcha that can never be called into question.
  4. I got to experience some 90 Day shenanigans this week secondhand. I was in France (on my long-awaited honeymoon, coincidentally) enjoying a dinner at a nice bistro which, unintentionally, had a TON of Americans in it. (We tried to stay away from the touristy, popular-with-Americans places, but we ended up at this place by accidents. No regrets, it was delightful, but it was weird hearing Americans speak after a week of near-immersion.) This silicon valley bro would not. shut. up. about his job and his poor date was trying to redirect the conversation to anything else. (I live in the bay area myself and ALL people can talk about is their tech jobs. It's tiresome.) He actually seemed kind of sweet and nervous, and she seemed into him, so I hope they had a nice connection.
  5. I didn't notice this, and I do think this whole thing smells funny but apparently Peruvians wear wedding rings on the right hand. I'm American and occasionally leave it off. I also don't wear it when I'm doing outdoorsy things, or replace it with a silicon band, so the absence of a ring on the left fourth finger doesn't mean anything. There were, of course, glaring issue elsewise.
  6. They're basically saying she's a bad example to her kids and others who look up to her, she doesn't value herself as a human being, karma will get her, blahblahblah
  7. Don't you mean YOUR welcome?!
  8. I was 40 when I got married. Best decision ever. I love being married and my wife is amazing, but I definitely wasn't stressing about it when I was 29. Hell, I wasn't stressing about it at 39, and if I was unmarried now, I still wouldn't be stressing about it. We have been married 2.5 years and are only just leaving for our honeymoon on Monday! We'll be leaving everything to come here--even our car!
  9. Skydiving tops out at about 225 pounds and you have to pay a "fat tax" (even if you are a fit muscular bodybuilder you must pay the over-200 pound tax) over 200 pounds. The gear tops out at like 400 pounds and that has to include the weight of your TI plus the weight of your rig (parachute, reserve, container, harness, helmets, etc), so...there are limitations. Which is hilarious considering these people think they are only limited by their emotions, self-esteem and fear, forgetting that physics is a factor. Anyway, who would you choose to hang out with? Tina seemed chill, bouncing around at that bungee gym. That seemed fun! She did seem prudish at the campsite but Vannessa also seemed a bit too free. It didn't seem like the kind of place that was nude-friendly.
  10. THANK YOU. Every time I see a poster here complaining that Jasmine shouldn't be upset about having her nudes shared, it makes me so mad. Jasmine CONSENTED to being shown in a bathing suit on TV. She CONSENTED to sharing her nudes with Gino. She did NOT consent to have her tits blasted out to strangers who used to fuck her man! How do people not see the difference here? That's like saying because you have sex with someone once that you should be OK with someone using binoculars to watch you shower. Apples and oranges, consent/no consent. Jasmine is absolutely 100% in the right here and Gino deserves the tongue lashing he got. You may not like her, you may think her bathing suit is unflattering, you may think she's dumb to take Gino back, but at the end of the day she is 100% entitled to being upset he shared her photos without consent. It's a SERIOUS crime in some places, and it doesn't matter if the perpetrator is someone with whom you shared those photos with willingly--they are private and not to be shared with ANYONE without consent. I don't know why this is so hard for people to wrap their heads around. How do you not see the difference between a bathing suit and intimate photos? Every last one of these couples are fetishists and sex tourists. Gino is a sex tourist. Mike is a sex tourist. Ben absolutely would be a sex tourist if he could. Same with Kimbaaaly (well, I guess she officially is now with the bestowing of the yammy yammy). Ella is fetishizing Johnny, and he could be interchangeable with any other Asian man and she wouldn't care. Caleb and Alina probably fetishize each other for different reasons.
  11. That's wonderful and you are wonderful. Planting flowers helps save bees, which helps the planet, which of course you know. The only flower I can grow is jasmine, which pretty much grows itself. Cut flowers are wonderful but there's nothing quite like a living plant.
  12. I didn't think it was a Miata but I wasn't paying attention. I agree with you, they are excellent cars. However, the two-seater thing was likely a feature, not a bug. That way he only has to deal with one (1) other person in the car at once and doesn't have to deal with having to cart around any of those pesky kids he sired. If he was cool enough he'd get a motorcycle. He's so fragile in his masculinity I'm surprised he hasn't tried. Maybe he has and was so bad at it he wouldn't allow it to be filmed.
  13. I can't imagine wanting to learn how to make tapifauxca pudding or oven toast, but I may have it on in the background just to give her another view.
  14. I'm a huge proponent of sending or buying yourself flowers if you like them. Why wait for a partnership to enjoy things? I am with the posters here who believe she is doing fine on her own and only simping for Kody for the show.
  15. I entered the lottery to climb Mt. Whitney later this year (sadly, they didn't have an 8K option), and every time I think about it I think about this jerk instead of being happy on the mountain.
  16. I can't imagine the kind of content they would produce. Loren just exists while pregnant, and Alexei makes stupid comments. They're average suburban parents. Yawn. At least David and Annie are bringing over some kids. Not the most exciting storyline, but better than...what? Diapers and feeding times? Parents of young kids everywhere might as well just put a mirror in front of themselves as they go about their days. I am stoked that Family Libby is not getting a spinoff, not that I'd watch either.
  17. I willingly show body parts to my spouse and my doctor, for obviously different reasons, does that mean anyone should get to see them? Jasmine showed the same amount as an average gymnast. Doesn't mean she deserves to have her private photos, meant only for him, blasted out to strangers. Did I see that he is from SD? Revenge porn is a very serious crime in CA, and he just admitted to it.
  18. Sol is too kind and sensitive. If they are still doing the Mormon cult thing, he will be a lost boy.
  19. I think I watched this last night. I haven't kept up with episodes, so I had to look around to see which one was the family vacation one. Seems like they went to a cabin in Gatlinburg? And Tammy was complaining about the altitude making it hard to breathe. I got curious and looked it up. Gatlinburg is only about 750' higher than Dixon, KY, both at fairly low altitudes. I know altitude makes your lungs have to work harder--hiking in Yosemite is very different from hiking in San Jose, for example--but is her health so fragile that 750 feet would make it more difficult for her to breathe, or is that just another excuse to not hang around with the family?
  20. @RedDelicious said: I love West Virginia. I've had the opportunity to travel there for work (Ruby Memorial) and I've driven through many a time. It's a beautiful state. When I see your screen name it automatically translates to Monongatuna in my head because it always makes me think of the Monongahela River and Monongahela, PA. Is that what its from? 😺 When I flew I'd land in Pittsburgh and drive Morgantown and of course see the signs. Sorry, can't figure out how to bring the quote box over to a different thread, but I can see what that would give you that thought! MonaGatuna means "Feline Monkey" in Spanish, and I had a cat who jumped around like a monkey when she was a kitten. She was so cute, but she was long gone...died 5 years ago at the age of 17 :( I miss her, she was a good girl. Actually, she was an asshole, but that just made me love her more.
  21. Off to small talk we go! :)
  22. She never did get around to picking a banana, did she? OK, obvious joking aside, how stunted is this poor woman who didn't know how to pick out bananas? My own parents barely cooked and our meals came from cans, but even I learned how to pick out the bananas I liked. Maybe I don't know how to choose a kumquat or mangosteen, but this is bananas we're talking about here? It's not rocket surgery!
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