S14.E05: Liar, Liar, Friendships On Fire

[KungFuBunny]

The day trip to Beverly Hills continues and Shannon surprises the group with tourist clothes and a double decker bus ride through Hollywood; Tamra confronts Braunwyn; Emily leaves the trip early; Braunwyn has dinner with her man.

Airs 9/03/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[chenoa333]

Just saw the preview for this new episode tonight. Looks like Tamra's fillers in her face are shifting under her skin to places they don't belong. She's looking really, really bad.

[chenoa333]

I'm really trying to get thru the previous seasons 3 episodes and I have come to the conclusion that RHOC is the most boring show on TV. 

Some pharmaceutical company should come up with a sleeping pill called "RHOC Me To Sleep".

[nexxie]

Tamra’s got a lot of nerve calling anyone else a troublemaker.

[Straycat80]

Braunwyn, you can not be thin skinned around these bitches. Buck up or you’ll be one and done. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Tamra you started the train rumor shut the fuck up 

[KungFuBunny]

Wait - I thought it was a party Vicki threw and she was the person who invited that guy

Why is Tamra implying that Gretchen and Lizzie conspired with the guy?

[Bronzedog]

Wait. Tamra is giving Brownstone an ultimatum on who she can associate with?  They've known each other for a minute and Tamra is already trying to control her?  Hell no.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god she’s gonna be a cryer ugh.

[KungFuBunny]

Shane won't even kiss Emily

Yeesh

Emily the man is not going to discuss personal feelings on camera

[BluBrd47]

I know I should feel sorry for Braunwyn but I can’t. If you are in your mid forties and have seven kids and are still crying over mean girls you have too much time on your hands.

[Keywestclubkid]

he hasn’t seen in her 10+ days and he gives her that hug? And he wants dinner and her cleaning? He sees her has the help 

[nexxie]

It’s hard to find a redeeming feature in Shane - run, Emily!

Edited September 4, 2019 by nexxie

[KungFuBunny]

Emily stop making this relationship something it's not

Somehow I picture Shane on G-Chat - all text and NOT one emoji

[Bronzedog]

Emily, Please leave that tiny little shit you married.  Thanks!

[Keywestclubkid]

Omg Shane  is checked out completely from this family that is horrible 

[Straycat80]

Next divorce will be Emily and her asshat husband. 

Boy George is Brown Winds Mom? 

[BluBrd47]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

It’s hard to find a redeeming feature in Shane,

He makes me laugh. (Although NOT in a good way.) I think he wanted to get his nails done with “Dina.”

[KungFuBunny]

Somewhere in the world there is a bald nekkid Hollie Hobby Doll

[poeticlicensed]

Branwyn's mom looks like she is getting ready to go trick or treating. 

Emily Run! Your husband just said he didnt miss his family. I mean wtf? 

[goofygirl]

OK, it's official. Shane is a douchecanoe.

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG the new girls mother is HORRIBLE what the hell is wrong with her?

[JennyMominFL]

Hey, none of my kids were refugees either, so, i guess I did well.

[nexxie]

Ugh, B’s mom.

[chenoa333]

12 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Shane won't even kiss Emily

Yeesh

Emily the man is not going to discuss personal feelings on camera

Shane has no feelings for her. I'm not sure if Shane is gay possibly but what I do know for certain, is that he is one of the ugliest humans I've ever seen (inside and out) but yet HE'S the one cringing at hugging Emily?

I would have to be blind, drunk and dead to do Shane. 

[Bronzedog]

Kelly is trying hard to make Brian happen.  Since they've broken up, I guess it didn't work.

[Straycat80]

Dr. Plastic Surgeon seems like a nice guy. Why is he with Kelly? 

[Emmeline]

Shame is emotionally constipated:

“Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time”.

Braunwyn’s mother obviously wants all eyes on her.  She looks like an attractive woman but that get-up is to much.

Edited September 4, 2019 by Emmeline

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, chenoa333 said:

Shane has no feelings for her. I'm not sure if Shane is gay possibly but what I do know for certain, is that he is one of the ugliest humans I've ever seen (inside and out) but yet HE'S the one cringing at hugging Emily?

I would have to be blind, drunk and dead to do Shane. 

You can make me dinner and sit and watch me eat it. He really did say that to his wife? Sheesh 

[Andi27]

Shane is an ass, but I can't blame him for not wanting to talk about the bar exam in the immediate aftermath.

He doesn't want to talk about it, leave it. But then he needs to engage with his family; he doesn't seem to be able to acknowledge that other people have needs, lives, burdens and stress.

[KungFuBunny]

So Braunwyn has some issues with her mom about her upbringing that she has chosen to wait until there was a camera and sound to address.

Mom left you alone at 4, mom left you with various relatives, your childhood was uncoventional. Mom is self absorbed and cares more about herself than raising a child.

If these things are true - why the hell would you let this woman babysit your kids EVER!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Emmeline said:

Braunwyn’s mother obviously wants all eyes on her.  She looks like an attractive woman but that get-up is to much.

She’s  like if  Cloris Leachman and Betsy Johnson had a baby that they then neglected by throwing it to the wolves at a young age and told to fend for yourself kid at least you aren’t a refugee 

[goofygirl]

Kelly reminds me of this lady I know.... She serial dates and every single one of the guys she dates (or hooks up with, who knows?) are her SOUL MATE.  This chick has had 8, 493 soul mates! It's amazing.  

But seriously stupid!

[goofygirl]

And Keywestclubkid, YOU ARE ON FIRE!!!!

[pieinmyeye]

Stop making excuses for that asshole you unfortunately married, Emily.

[poeticlicensed]

Wait Branwyn's mom is a doctor?? Color me shocked.

[Straycat80]

Braunie’s pity party is getting old already. She’s going to blame her bad childhood for every mistake she makes.  Very few people have had a perfect childhood or parents. And like her mom said at least she’s didn’t turn out to be a refugee. 

[Bronzedog]

Gina is kind of a horrible person.  Last week she liked Shannon because Shannon bought her things.  This week she basically made Emily disposable by saying she didn't need Emily's check in calls because now Shannon calls her.  Bitch.

[Mr. Miner]

All the little turd can muster is a side hug. 🖕🏻

[poeticlicensed]

Shane looked greasier than normal. I get that he has been studying and is exhausted, but he looked like he hadn't showered. 

[Pickles]

Shane actually reminds me of Ryan, Tamra's son. And that is really, really not good.

[Straycat80]

Emily’s a lawyer. When does she work? And she can’t handle giving three kids a bath? And she needs to get rid of idiot Shane, her fourth kid. 

[poeticlicensed]

No Emily, shane is an asshole. This is not your fault. 

[FlyingEgret]

Emily's daughter is simply adorable

[JD5166]

How long do I have to watch women on ALL of these franchises complain about their childhoods? Grow the hell up already! I wish I could go to work tomorrow and talk about how messed up my childhood was and try to get a pass for being an asshole....something tells me it won’t fly. 🤔

Andy, please stop trying to make Pary happen...that woman gives me the creeps.  

Edited September 4, 2019 by JD5166

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl what kind of lawyer do you have that doesn’t check to see if the motion was accepted or not? And that person passed the California bar yet Shane can’t? Good GOd Almighty 

Edited September 4, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[pieinmyeye]

Difficult to assimilate after only a week apart? He was studying for a bar exam, not deployed!!

[Bronzedog]

Even Archie hates Gina.  Who's a good boy, Archie?  Archie is a good boy!

Edited September 4, 2019 by Bronzedog

[poeticlicensed]

Gina is a hot mess.

[nexxie]

Gina probably needs the paycheck, but it’s sure not the best time to be on tv.