Can't Buy My Love: All Episodes Discussion

[Ilovepie]

22 hours ago, cinsays said:

well, she looks a lot better with this hairstyle and color, but the upspeak and nose ring kind of detract from her appeal, in my opinion.  guess she is trying to be more like her childish mate

I think Noni sees herself as some kind of alternative chick - she was young in the 1990's when that would have been popular and even though she has grown older she is still trying to keep that punk sensibility - see her current grungy boy toy.......

[KateHearts]

Bill sets off a huge ICK response in me. Not only the hideous wardrobe, the dingy teeth, the stringy hair, the horribly ostentatious "mansion" that looks like it's from King Henry the VIIIth era,  blah blah... but he uses Brie's naiveté to manipulate her. "Honey, don't you know this is how the world works? I have to let my ex stay in my spectacular beach house because we spent x years together! You have to be nice to my vile ex Kathleen when even though she trash-talks you on camera because we have children together!"  He knew that Brie came from the "wrong side of the tracks," as it were but makes every effort for her to turn against her family. Yeah, Sharon is crude and I'm sure her coughing on the food etc was all played up for the cameras' sake. But Bill has no problem constantly insulting her to her daughter which I'm sure is his way of dividing them and avoiding embarrassment that he chose someone whose family doesn't match his elitist standards.  All the talk of "she's gotta go," as if she's a worn out sofa and the "YAY!! when they discussed that Sharon moved out would be upsetting to me as her daughter, no matter how unclassy she might be.  It's all disgusting.

Then to top it off, he buys Mom off by renting her a house and offering to purchase it in a year "if she still likes it." Brie, the naive little girl that she is, lights up with joy that her Knight in Shining Armor would do such a selfless thing for her mother! What a guy.

On the flip side, we have Erica (what exactly is an "influencer"? Does that provide income?) who uses her small-town-gal persona to manipulate Rick. I get his point, adults nowadays don't usually go to their intended's father to ask permission. But she pushed it pretty hard and I think it was just to give herself a better presentation. I wouldn't want to marry the guy- I have a problem with older guys sitting around with puka shell necklaces and ponytails as if they are aging Rolling Stones-  he has a penchant for hot pink clothes and his teeth are way too fake (maybe his hair too) but he seems fun-loving and energetic.  Still, no need to moan and rub tanning lotion on her belly while her mother watches. 

I have to laugh at Reese's family bemoaning the fact that Nonie might be inhibiting "his future." What does that consist of exactly? Hitting every skate park in Seattle? Holding the Guinness book record for longest beard or time between shampoos? He has such a bland flat affect it's really hard to believe he has feelings for Nonie. A guy who has never used a clothes hanger and has skateboard logos emblazoned on all of his shirts isn't someone whose life progress will be impeded by living in a house that has intact drywall.

Kattie (another one without any sort of real way of supporting herself) needs to get a clue and dump that piece of shit who "has told her that he cares for her." Another one with an expressionless face and questionable interest in his girlfriend. "You're thinking of moving to Vegas?" (GULP)

 

[Jeanne222]

Is the season over???  Nothing scheduled. 

[Ilovepie]

On 10/12/2020 at 10:39 AM, KateHearts said:

Bill sets off a huge ICK response in me. Not only the hideous wardrobe, the dingy teeth, the stringy hair, the horribly ostentatious "mansion" that looks like it's from King Henry the VIIIth era,  blah blah... but he uses Brie's naiveté to manipulate her. "Honey, don't you know this is how the world works? I have to let my ex stay in my spectacular beach house because we spent x years together! You have to be nice to my vile ex Kathleen when even though she trash-talks you on camera because we have children together!"  He knew that Brie came from the "wrong side of the tracks," as it were but makes every effort for her to turn against her family. Yeah, Sharon is crude and I'm sure her coughing on the food etc was all played up for the cameras' sake. But Bill has no problem constantly insulting her to her daughter which I'm sure is his way of dividing them and avoiding embarrassment that he chose someone whose family doesn't match his elitist standards.  All the talk of "she's gotta go," as if she's a worn out sofa and the "YAY!! when they discussed that Sharon moved out would be upsetting to me as her daughter, no matter how unclassy she might be.  It's all disgusting.

Then to top it off, he buys Mom off by renting her a house and offering to purchase it in a year "if she still likes it." Brie, the naive little girl that she is, lights up with joy that her Knight in Shining Armor would do such a selfless thing for her mother! What a guy.

On the flip side, we have Erica (what exactly is an "influencer"? Does that provide income?) who uses her small-town-gal persona to manipulate Rick. I get his point, adults nowadays don't usually go to their intended's father to ask permission. But she pushed it pretty hard and I think it was just to give herself a better presentation. I wouldn't want to marry the guy- I have a problem with older guys sitting around with puka shell necklaces and ponytails as if they are aging Rolling Stones-  he has a penchant for hot pink clothes and his teeth are way too fake (maybe his hair too) but he seems fun-loving and energetic.  Still, no need to moan and rub tanning lotion on her belly while her mother watches. 

I have to laugh at Reese's family bemoaning the fact that Nonie might be inhibiting "his future." What does that consist of exactly? Hitting every skate park in Seattle? Holding the Guinness book record for longest beard or time between shampoos? He has such a bland flat affect it's really hard to believe he has feelings for Nonie. A guy who has never used a clothes hanger and has skateboard logos emblazoned on all of his shirts isn't someone whose life progress will be impeded by living in a house that has intact drywall.

Kattie (another one without any sort of real way of supporting herself) needs to get a clue and dump that piece of shit who "has told her that he cares for her." Another one with an expressionless face and questionable interest in his girlfriend. "You're thinking of moving to Vegas?" (GULP)

 

I don't feel too sorry for any of these people. They are all kind of terrible and deserve what they get - a low rent tv show showing them in all of their stupidity..........

[RealReality]

On 10/12/2020 at 8:07 PM, Jeanne222 said:

Is the season over???  Nothing scheduled. 

I wondered the same!  I need my weekly dose of Matt Sharp trash television!

[TazDevil]

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

I wondered the same!  I need my weekly dose of Matt Sharp trash television!

I think the last episode they did previews for more shows coming in January.

[Bugfrey Von]

Good Lord. I am so late to the game, but I am happy to a found my people here! I cannot believe how many unattractive folks they managed to corral together for this semblance of a television show. With the exception of Gentille, these folks are downright cringey to look at. Well, that’s not true. I think that Drew is kind of cute. The girl he’s with makes me wanna vomit every time I see the television set. With her gigantic Bambi eyelashes and equally ginormous teeth and wee baby girl affect, she’s playing this role of innocent virgin really badly. Could they have not found an actress that was a little bit more convincing? Bri is also cute, but that old man bill that she is with is straight up horrifying. What’s the use of having all this money when your teeth look like they’re in a fight and don’t even want to stand in the same line next to each other. The age gap is stomach turning as well. I cannot imagine him flopping around his old man body on that poor girl. It’s like they say, when you marry for money you have to earn every penny. Her mom (another odd duck) is seconds away from telling her to shut up and tow the line, lest she lose old man winter and his alleged millions. Kolton has a cereal box for a head, and the poor melted Barbie he’s with looks like she’s seconds away from passing out from a contour/highlighter OD. Brian gives me an uncle Rico vibe (Napoleon Dynamite). Like he lived his best life and thought he had all the time in the world, but as turns out, time is not his friend and he has to latch on to a rich one with the QUICKNESS, because our friend does not have a lot going on upstairs. I could do without the, “Aw, shucks I can’t believe how rich you are” schtick he is trying. We know you’ve been with rich women before. The jig is up.

Edited October 27, 2020 by Bugfrey Von

[EtheltoTillie]

I didn’t even know there was a new season. Have to catch up. 

[EtheltoTillie]

On 8/27/2020 at 2:49 AM, HerkyJerky said:

As long as we're talking about Hayley Mills, also check out "In Search of the Castaways" and "The Trouble with Angels".

One of my all time faves. I have my own DVD. 

[Ilovepie]

On 10/27/2020 at 10:51 AM, Bugfrey Von said:

Good Lord. I am so late to the game, but I am happy to a found my people here! I cannot believe how many unattractive folks they managed to corral together for this semblance of a television show. With the exception of Gentille, these folks are downright cringey to look at. Well, that’s not true. I think that Drew is kind of cute. The girl he’s with makes me wanna vomit every time I see the television set. With her gigantic Bambi eyelashes and equally ginormous teeth and wee baby girl affect, she’s playing this role of innocent virgin really badly. Could they have not found an actress that was a little bit more convincing? Bri is also cute, but that old man bill that she is with is straight up horrifying. What’s the use of having all this money when your teeth look like they’re in a fight and don’t even want to stand in the same line next to each other. The age gap is stomach turning as well. I cannot imagine him flopping around his old man body on that poor girl. It’s like they say, when you marry for money you have to earn every penny. Her mom (another odd duck) is seconds away from telling her to shut up and tow the line, lest she lose old man winter and his alleged millions. Kolton has a cereal box for a head, and the poor melted Barbie he’s with looks like she’s seconds away from passing out from a contour/highlighter OD. Brian gives me an uncle Rico vibe (Napoleon Dynamite). Like he lived his best life and thought he had all the time in the world, but as turns out, time is not his friend and he has to latch on to a rich one with the QUICKNESS, because our friend does not have a lot going on upstairs. I could do without the, “Aw, shucks I can’t believe how rich you are” schtick he is trying. We know you’ve been with rich women before. The jig is up.

If you think Bri and Bill is horrifying, wait until you get to season 2 and meet Rick and Ericka!!!

[Bugfrey Von]

22 hours ago, Ilovepie said:

If you think Bri and Bill is horrifying, wait until you get to season 2 and meet Rick and Ericka!!!

Super pumped about being grossed out! Bill looks like he kisses with a lot of tongue and tastes like cigarettes, bile and those butterscotch candies grandmas love.

[princelina]

On 10/28/2020 at 3:45 PM, Ilovepie said:

If you think Bri and Bill is horrifying, wait until you get to season 2 and meet Rick and Ericka!!!

I have to disagree - Bill is several levels grosser than Rick!  Rick at least seems to really like her and want her to have fun with him while he's here, whereas Bill is constantly laying innuendo about replacing Bri if she doesn't do what he wants, and dragging the ex-wives in for drama.  I also find Rick better in the hair and teeth.

[Ilovepie]

8 hours ago, princelina said:

I have to disagree - Bill is several levels grosser than Rick!  Rick at least seems to really like her and want her to have fun with him while he's here, whereas Bill is constantly laying innuendo about replacing Bri if she doesn't do what he wants, and dragging the ex-wives in for drama.  I also find Rick better in the hair and teeth.

Ok, when put that way, you are correct. I was speaking more to the age gap. I like Rick more than Bill too, but there is a bigger age gap between Rick and Ericka than Bill and Bri, right?

[princelina]

On 11/1/2020 at 1:25 AM, Ilovepie said:

Ok, when put that way, you are correct. I was speaking more to the age gap. I like Rick more than Bill too, but there is a bigger age gap between Rick and Ericka than Bill and Bri, right?

I think so, but if you paraded them on stage and had people vote I think Rick and Erica would win for "lesser age gap" even if it isn't true 😄 

(Because Bill is grosser  😄 )

[Lisa418722]

6 hours ago, princelina said:

I think so, but if you paraded them on stage and had people vote I think Rick and Erica would win for "lesser age gap" even if it isn't true 😄 

(Because Bill is grosser  😄 )

I think Rick is younger at heart and enjoys life while Bill is gross and he probably acted like an old man even when he was younger.  

[Ilovepie]

13 hours ago, princelina said:

I think so, but if you paraded them on stage and had people vote I think Rick and Erica would win for "lesser age gap" even if it isn't true 😄 

(Because Bill is grosser  😄 )

Also, Ericka reads older and more mature than Bri, who looks like she’s 12 and talks like she’s 6. That also contributes to the ick factor with Bill and Bri. Ericka and Rick seem more like a couple whereas Bill sometimes feels more like Bri’s parent and, quite frankly, I don’t doubt would dump her right quick if she started asserting herself more. 

[princelina]

8 hours ago, Ilovepie said:

Also, Ericka reads older and more mature than Bri, who looks like she’s 12 and talks like she’s 6. That also contributes to the ick factor with Bill and Bri. Ericka and Rick seem more like a couple whereas Bill sometimes feels more like Bri’s parent and, quite frankly, I don’t doubt would dump her right quick if she started asserting herself more. 

Oh yeah he's even said it!  "You don't want to go to dinner with my geezer friends and ex wife?  Do you want me to find someone who does?"  "No" squeaks Bri, and goes off to put on her old lady dress that won't make the female geezers feel too bad 😄 

[EtheltoTillie]

I keep forgetting about this show. Until I saw that Bri and Bill were on Dr Phil today!  Holy moly. 

They must be promoting new episodes. 

[zenme]

Ugh. The idea of these girls having sex with these old wrinkly farts just grosses me out— and I’m 50! 

[Drogo]

[princelina]

23 hours ago, zenme said:

Ugh. The idea of these girls having sex with these old wrinkly farts just grosses me out— and I’m 50! 

I agree - but at least I can see what's in it for all of them.  What is Nonie getting out of her relationship?  That's the one I can't figure out.

[EtheltoTillie]

I watched last night's episode.  I FFd through Bri and Bill.  Cannot stand.  Rick and Erica?  Looking at wedding venue at Versace mansion.  Ugh.

Nonie and lumberjack boy?  Don't get.  Other couples had not not seen before and ignored.  Rodney and Desiry had a party to announce their engagement.  Fake.  He still hasn't told his parents.  Rodney disapproved of Desiry's revealing pool party outfit.  His male friends said Desiry was a surprising choice as she was not what they would have usually expected to see him with.  Bwahaha.

[princelina]

And I don't even care - I love me some Rodney and Desiry 😄  I can't wait until he tells his pernts! 😄 

[Jeanne222]

I love watching all of them and pondering WHY?

I guess the why is the almighty buck!

Nonie has really poor taste in men.  Has she had a chance to LOOK at her choice?  Can you imagine getting through all that dirty hair on his face.  Uggg!

Erica likes big living for a small town talking girl!  I wonder if she'd change her tune if Rick told her no!  I wonder if she was once an escort???

Rodney and Desirey.  I'm thinking he's gay...maybe?  I'm thinking she's been around but plays the virgin game.

Bri and Bill...money talks.  Bills got money Bri loves this lifestyle.

[Texasmom1970]

I am no fashion expert, but what the hell was that ugly ass thing Desiry wore to the pool party!

Bri it is different having your family stay because they are a bit nutso!

Maybe my ears are sensitive. Something about Erica's voice sounds annoying pinched and nasal.

Nonie made it clear she is Reese because of his excellent tent pitching skills.

[princelina]

On 1/29/2021 at 11:04 AM, Texasmom1970 said:

I am no fashion expert, but what the hell was that ugly ass thing Desiry wore to the pool party!

Bri it is different having your family stay because they are a bit nutso!

Maybe my ears are sensitive. Something about Erica's voice sounds annoying pinched and nasal.

Nonie made it clear she is Reese because of his excellent tent pitching skills.

I'm no fashion expert either, but common sense tells me not to put sleeves on if they're not attached to a shirt 😄 

Sorry Bri - it's his house and he makes it clear that it's his way or the highway for you.

And thinking about Reese's tent pitching makes me 🤢

[zenme]

Danni and Donovan: so she’s a butterface...anda gold digger. But seriously, her head is ginormous. I always think of the Easter Island heads.

[Ilovepie]

On 1/28/2021 at 6:34 PM, princelina said:

And I don't even care - I love me some Rodney and Desiry 😄  I can't wait until he tells his pernts! 😄 

Hopefully he tells his pernts before they are murd (married)!

[Ilovepie]

15 hours ago, zenme said:

Danni and Donovan: so she’s a butterface...anda gold digger. But seriously, her head is ginormous. I always think of the Easter Island heads.

I have to FF through Danni and Don - her outrage at his asking for a prenup bugged me to no end. He should definitely get a prenup with this gold digger! And I don't think she told the lawyer the whole story there - she is definitely not working full time (in the office anyway) - what we saw was her leaving after lunch with his credit card to go spend more of his money. I think it would actually cost Don less money if she did actually work all day in the office at a normal salary as opposed to her taking off and shopping....

And can someone please explain why Katie moved to Vegas to be with that turd whose name I can't remember? What a shithead. He barely likes her let alone love her....

Bri better pipe down and start making Bill some dinner or she will soon be an un-retired hostess.........

When Ericka and Rick seem like the most normal couple you know your show is bananas......

[princelina]

1 hour ago, Ilovepie said:

I have to FF through Danni and Don - her outrage at his asking for a prenup bugged me to no end. He should definitely get a prenup with this gold digger! And I don't think she told the lawyer the whole story there - she is definitely not working full time (in the office anyway) - what we saw was her leaving after lunch with his credit card to go spend more of his money. I think it would actually cost Don less money if she did actually work all day in the office at a normal salary as opposed to her taking off and shopping....

There's an episode of Frasier where he and Niles owe a gangster a favor, and he wants Frasier to convince his girlfriend to marry him.  When Frasier talks to her she complains about how he wants to keep her at home, won't let her work, is always trying to control her, etc. so Frasier advises her to flee and pursue her dreams.  Then he finds out from the gangster that the man has tried to get her a job everywhere he has a contact, but she's just too darn stupid to be hired or keep a job anywhere.  So she ends up being Niles' receptionist 😄   I wonder if this is a situation like that!

[Texasmom1970]

Who is this ambulance chasing lawyer Dani consulted. Stating she barely made minimum wage; dude look up the states minimum wage and learn how to use a calculator. Dani - oh I am not a gold digger; but y'all come check out the house im living in now.

Bri you better get a little old fashioned and keep your grandpa/ boyfriend happy or your ass will be back with your Mom soon. 

 

Edited February 6, 2021 by Texasmom1970
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[buttersister]

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And can someone please explain why Katie moved to Vegas to be with that turd whose name I can't remember? What a shithead. He barely likes her let alone love her....

Apparently Katie doesn't have an iota of self-confidence or self-worth. Or brains, from the looks of it. As she points out, he's buying a second Lamborghini but never buys her a present. I lost count of the things wrong with that sentence. Wrong with both of them.

I can only watch this crap in small bits. The hostess who'd rather service a gross old guy than hear her mother ask her again when she's getting married. The ex-escort who wants to grab the golden ring. The old-enough-to-know-better woman holding onto a fantasy that she'll be more than a beard. A middle aged woman camped out with a younger weirdo because she can't find a more suitable tent spike (or whatever). I'm not paying enough attention to the others to know what's going on--although this week, that annoying couple tried to get my attention. Fail. This show is trash, pass the popcorn, but keep it away from impressionable girls.

[Back Atcha]

On 10/12/2020 at 9:59 AM, Ilovepie said:

I think Noni sees herself as some kind of alternative chick - she was young in the 1990's when that would have been popular and even though she has grown older she is still trying to keep that punk sensibility - see her current grungy boy toy.......

Yeah!  I'd like to see her get a bit Bohemian...she could keep an age-appropriate look, yet appeal to a younger set.  She does have to worry about her business and an "appropriate" look.  

[Back Atcha]

On 2/5/2021 at 6:07 PM, Texasmom1970 said:

Who is this ambulance chasing lawyer Dani consulted. Stating she barely made minimum wage; dude look up the states minimum wage and learn how to use a calculator. Dani - oh I am not a gold digger; but y'all come check out the house im living in now.

What's with the ig-nerntz??  A pre-nup is something that should be worked out between both parties, and each needs their own attorney.  It's a contract.  It's give-and-take.  It shouldn't be some paper that says, "Girl, if we break up, you walk away with nothing--including those Jimmy Chooz."  Get the best attorneys you can find and work out something that is good for everyone.

On 1/27/2021 at 9:24 PM, princelina said:

What is Nonie getting out of her relationship? 

Been there; done that.  I DEFINITELY understand Noni (who's barely 49)!!!   You go, girl!  

[b2H]

When my husband and I got engaged, we did a pre-nup.  I earn much more than he does, and there is a farm I co-own with my kids.  It was hardly even a discussion, however, the trade off was an insurance policy that must be maintained even if we divorce.

A pre-nup does not have to be one-sided.  The drama is better, of course, if it is.  Danni should get a percentage of the growth of the business that accumulates after the marriage.  Any lawyer worth the salt is not going to let any agreement be one-sided.  Just not gonna happen.

ETA:  Desiry is the same thing.

Edited February 12, 2021 by b2H

[Ilovepie]

15 hours ago, b2H said:

When my husband and I got engaged, we did a pre-nup.  I earn much more than he does, and there is a farm I co-own with my kids.  It was hardly even a discussion, however, the trade off was an insurance policy that must be maintained even if we divorce.

A pre-nup does not have to be one-sided.  The drama is better, of course, if it is.  Danni should get a percentage of the growth of the business that accumulates after the marriage.  Any lawyer worth the salt is not going to let any agreement be one-sided.  Just not gonna happen.

ETA:  Desiry is the same thing.

Yeah it's so stupid, but with Dani and Don this is the only "plot". It was the same with Megan and Sean last season. It's boring because it's a whole lot of nothing. Of course there is going to be a pre-nup in these situations and their self righteous indignation as if it's some kind of affront to them is ridiculous. These producers need to come up with something else - this story line is tired and boring.

Desiry should be worrying more about the fact that her fiance is gay - signing a pre-nup is the least of her problems. And I do not for one minute think Rodney could afford that house they were looking at.......

I kind of like Nonnie and Reece - he likes her for herself and I don't think he gives a shit about her money. He is honest with her and doesn't patronize her because she has the money. I think she appreciates that. Reece's mother is a piece of work. Nonnie wasn't lying when she said she had changed nothing about Reece except his address. But kudos to her for trying to broker peace. I guess Mama wasn't having it, but she comes off looking worse for not accepting the olive branch because Nonnie has been nothing but polite and respectful even while this woman has been nothing but rude.

[EtheltoTillie]

Oh please. Rodney told his purrents he was getting murried. Now they’re all about the prenup. As others just noted, a prenup does not have to be all or nothing, and if that’s what’s offered the woman should walk. 
As they say if you marry for money you earn every cent. Murriage to Rodney would be a gigantic burden. And I agree he could not afford that house. It was just a bit of free promo I think. 

[princelina]

On 2/11/2021 at 4:43 PM, Back Atcha said:

Been there; done that.  I DEFINITELY understand Noni (who's barely 49)!!!   You go, girl!  

I get what you're saying, but with that unkempt hobo? 😖

3 hours ago, Ilovepie said:

I kind of like Nonnie and Reece - he likes her for herself and I don't think he gives a shit about her money. He is honest with her and doesn't patronize her because she has the money. I think she appreciates that. Reece's mother is a piece of work. Nonnie wasn't lying when she said she had changed nothing about Reece except his address. But kudos to her for trying to broker peace. I guess Mama wasn't having it, but she comes off looking worse for not accepting the olive branch because Nonnie has been nothing but polite and respectful even while this woman has been nothing but rude.

Wasn't his former address his truck?  There's something off with that family - I don't get why he was homeless if his mom and sisters live in town.  

[Back Atcha]

5 hours ago, princelina said:

On 2/11/2021 at 2:43 PM, Back Atcha said:

Been there; done that.  I DEFINITELY understand Noni (who's barely 49)!!!   You go, girl!  

I get what you're saying, but with that unkempt hobo? 😖

He's not a hobo.  For some odd reason, I feel  insulted--like I have to defend one of my kids.  He has an honest job...which involves physical labor, so he'll remain in good shape.

He looks clean to me ... and I don't think Noni could have been interested in someone with hygiene problems.  His hair and beard are attractive; I hope he'll keep them as long as he likes.  He probably smells good too. My only concern is that it appears that he was brought up in chaos (which continues with his family) and he may need that in his life.

Maybe because I'm the mother of boys (men in their 50s now) and I enjoyed all  their "fashion and music choices" and that of their friends, I know that stuff is temporary.  Don't sweat the small stuff.  I just hope Reese is as cute if he finally decides to shave his beard.  That's often a disappointment.

[Back Atcha]

8 hours ago, Ilovepie said:

Of course there is going to be a pre-nup in these situations and their self righteous indignation as if it's some kind of affront to them is ridiculous. These producers need to come up with something else - this story line is tired and boring.

Can these producers actually be dumber than we think they are?

 

On 10/12/2020 at 10:39 AM, KateHearts said:

Kattie (another one without any sort of real way of supporting herself) needs to get a clue and dump that piece of shit who "has told her that he cares for her."

Someone needs to tell her to spell her name another way OR pronounce it the way it looks.  She can make A LOT-O-MONEY in Vegas.  She's beautiful, shallow, and her IQ seems low enough to be of no challenge.  If she can remember a simple order, bottle service is for her!

[Bugfrey Von]

Boy, you all weren’t kidding about this new season. Sad to see Bill back. He has this weird energy, like he’s constantly trying not to flip out while at the same time being vital and young. He is disgusting, and her parents must be telling her to hold her tongue so they can benefit from his alleged millions. There’s no amount of money that would make me want to see that old ball sack naked, but that’s just me.

Rodney is a homosexual, yes? There are scenes with him where I’m reminded of a quote by Blanche Devereaux, “You’re about to fly right out of here, aren’t you?” I don’t understand why they couldn’t have just found him a nice young man with no money to date. Everyone knows, Rodney. Their segments are just ridiculous.

The old Miami guys skeeves me out. As this is my hometown, I know there are men like this by the dozens, but again, there is not enough money to make me want to have that heaving old bag of bones anywhere near me. How much aftershave does he use? A gallon? His dentures need to be refitted because dang. All that money and no taste. Poor Granny was ready to ask god to take her.

The nail polish lady and marble mouth skater boy are boring. In today’s “no duh” news, she could probably do much better.

[Ilovepie]

On 2/14/2021 at 7:25 AM, Bugfrey Von said:

Boy, you all weren’t kidding about this new season. Sad to see Bill back. He has this weird energy, like he’s constantly trying not to flip out while at the same time being vital and young. He is disgusting, and her parents must be telling her to hold her tongue so they can benefit from his alleged millions. There’s no amount of money that would make me want to see that old ball sack naked, but that’s just me.

Rodney is a homosexual, yes? There are scenes with him where I’m reminded of a quote by Blanche Devereaux, “You’re about to fly right out of here, aren’t you?” I don’t understand why they couldn’t have just found him a nice young man with no money to date. Everyone knows, Rodney. Their segments are just ridiculous.

The old Miami guys skeeves me out. As this is my hometown, I know there are men like this by the dozens, but again, there is not enough money to make me want to have that heaving old bag of bones anywhere near me. How much aftershave does he use? A gallon? His dentures need to be refitted because dang. All that money and no taste. Poor Granny was ready to ask god to take her.

The nail polish lady and marble mouth skater boy are boring. In today’s “no duh” news, she could probably do much better.

I think you are quite right about Bill - pretty gross, and definitely uses the money to keep Bri in line. And it's working for the family - he leased a house for her mother for a year! Him talking about a baby ruining her body was repulsive. Fuck you Bill. Actually, on second thought......

I said the same thing about matching Rodney with a guy. This "storyline" is nonsense.

Aw, I kind of love Rick. I think he really loves Erica and wants to give her the world. I think it was sweet she just wanted to get married in her hometown without all the pretension and the fact he went along with it! The age difference is .....something, but aside from that they really seem to get along well.

[princelina]

This show - I said from the beginning that I don't know how you would cast it without a bunch of fakers coming out of the woodwork and I was reminded of that with this episode.  I think the kid in Las Vegas is doing his pal "Kattie" a favor and appearing as her douchey boyfriend to help her gain fame or modeling jobs or something.  Rodney's clearly gay - even his pernts have snerked about it. And Nonie has moved Notahobo into her house, but if he refuses to marry up it's a dealbreaker - back to his truck for him!  I can buy Bill as a controlling perv, and I could also believe in Erica and Rick a little bit until I was shocked that it's her wedding already!  Maybe she didn't want the Versace mansion, but did she also not want a dress or anything else?  The timeline is confusing.

[DanaMB]

Maybe I’m 12, but I laughed to myself during Rodney’s segment when they were looking at a venue and the lady told them they had to go in through the back. I love to think the editors are playing with us. 

[ethalfrida]

Every time Rick’s segment comes on they play that old style Miami mob movie music. Love it!

Is Desiray serious? Her taste in everything is horrible. And Rodney looks like he’s smirking and so amused. But his F-bomb about protecting his assets was so right on.

[LakeGal]

I watch this show to laugh at it.  I get the giggles every time Rodney and Desiry show up on screen.  They have to be on this show to laugh at.  I can't take them seriously.  

[cinsaysit]

32 minutes ago, LakeGal said:

I watch this show to laugh at it.  I get the giggles every time Rodney and Desiry show up on screen.  They have to be on this show to laugh at.  I can't take them seriously.  

what? you don't think her really wants to murry her?  sure, his pernts don't approve, but, so what..

[TrixieBelden]

I doubt Nonie is wearing a wig.  As a Seattle native, I can report that that is 100% a Seattle white lady look (though she has much more and better makeup skills than your average Seattle 45 year old), and Reece is so Seattle it almost pains me. 

And it sounded like he's actually from a suburb - his family lives in Federal Way, which is 30-45 minutes south of Seattle and considerably less cool for a skater/artist/hipster.  Cooler to live in the van than in Federal Way.

Edited February 21, 2021 by TrixieBelden

[Texasmom1970]

I know this show is about as real as Dolly Partons boobs (love her.) But dang if I dont enjoy watching this trash. 

[tabloidlover]

This show just reinforces the fact that these damn kids are so self centered... it’s all about what they want because it’s all about them.  Here’s the deal, you want to marry an old fart?  Great, have at it.  No parent OWES it to you to support it or be there.  PeriodT.  My family wanted nothing to do with my man or my marriage as they didn’t agree.   We elope and 30+ years later here we are.   Did I let their lack of approval stop me?  F*ck no.   Grow the hell up kids. 
You don’t want to sign a prenup?  Don’t.  Cut ties and leave.  I will never understand the angst.