S11.E17: Jesus, the Countess and Joseph

[OnceSane]

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The show must go on for LuAnn who has been snubbed by the ladies; Dorinda is shocked by the surprise party; Tinsley is accused of lying about her relationship with Scott; Bethenny throws her S'mores and Whores Party.

Airs June 27, 2019.

[KungFuBunny]

It's 9:00 PM!

I can't believe this is the Finale

I better see some TurtleTubby dancing from Ramona at the party she is hosting for Sonja and Dorinda

Edited June 28, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Straycat80]

I’m so sad this is the season finale. Luann’s stage name is COUNTESS Luann? She’s going to milk that title until the day she dies. 

[KungFuBunny]

Wait was that a Luann Cabaret votive candle?

Bwahahahaha

[Rosiejuliemom]

5 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

It's 9:00 PM!

I can't believe this is the Finale

I better see some TurtleTubby dancing from Ramona at the party she is hosting for Sonja and Dorinda

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I’m so sad this is the season finale. Luann’s stage name is COUNTESS Luann? She’s going to milk that title until the day she dies. 

Well you have to remember Countess is her brand and the show is called Countess and Friends

[FlyingEgret]

Love Beth's very casual mention of her Boyfriend Paul when just a few days ago she freaked out because Lu hadn't recently asked how she was getting along without her dead fiance...

[Rosiejuliemom]

Sonja's wearing a Sonja Morgan design?

That's not how you spell AliExpress..

[SweetieDarling]

Did Beth tell Sonja they were she was throwing a surprise party for her? Way to keep a secret.

[bosawks]

Bucket aesthetics?

[TexasGal]

John: Should we all hide and pop out and yell surprise?

Ramona: WHAT A GREAT IDEA! 

Has Ramona never given or attended a surprise party?

[KungFuBunny]

Oh Sonja got a statement necklace up at the front and now she is going to clip a pair of earrings from the dressing room

[Thumper]

Oh shut up, Lu!  They are paying you the homage you want -- sorry they are in your dressing room.  She drives me crazy.

[whydoievencare]

Tinsley - "Are you joking me right now!!!???" - said to Sonja.  Didn't this girl go to university?

Edited June 28, 2019 by whydoievencare

[KungFuBunny]

So I saw Luann's mom and her son Noel.

Where's Victoria?

Oh wait there she is with Sonja

[SweetieDarling]

2 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Oh shut up, Lu!  They are paying you the homage you want -- sorry they are in your dressing room.  She drives me crazy.

Did she complain that no one came up to see her in the dressing room last time? You know, the time Beth went home to "watch Bryn sleep".

The balls to think Beth would be there the day after leaving the hospital for a severe allergic reaction! "So she's not going out tonight?"

Edited June 28, 2019 by SweetieDarling

[Steph J]

Luann lives her show 24/7.  How much "mental preparation" time does she need?

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oh Sonja got a statement necklace up at the front and now she is going to clip a pair of earrings from the dressing room

Sonja has been light fingered all season. Re: remember the visit to Morgan Manor and the lobsters in the shopping bag? 

[Rosiejuliemom]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

Oh shut up, Lu!  They are paying you the homage you want -- sorry they are in your dressing room.  She drives me crazy.

She's not wrong.

If it really was 10 minutes to curtain, all extra people needed to GTFO and let her finish getting ready.

When I worked as a stage manager back in college, my rule was that no one was allowed in the green room that didn't need to be there 30 minutes before curtain.

[ladle]

Oh, Noel.  That mustache.  No. 

[KungFuBunny]

See what nasty comments Barbara the snake makes about her alleged friend?

[bosawks]

Lu’s subconscious is obviously a fan of Bill Murray’s SNL lounge singer character.

[Keywestclubkid]

I’m sorry but I love Barbra for that she really can’t sing ding .... cause she really can’t sing 

[JD5166]

3 minutes ago, ladle said:

Oh, Noel.  That mustache.  No. 

You mean...pornstache. 

[bosawks]

Tinsley is totally banging Scott.

[Rhetorica]

I am not amused with this episode... 

[chewycandy]

7 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

See what nasty comments Barbara the snake makes about her alleged friend?

Caught on mic yet again. Felt sorry for her in Miami but she showed her true colors as a friend. BYE Barb 

[Straycat80]

Why the gangup on Tins? It’s no one’s business about Scott and I think she has her own money to buy her own stuff. And they are being very insensitive about Bambi. These bitches are not her friends.

Edited June 28, 2019 by Straycat80

[Thumper]

8 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

She's not wrong.

If it really was 10 minutes to curtain, all extra people needed to GTFO and let her finish getting ready.

When I worked as a stage manager back in college, my rule was that no one was allowed in the green room that didn't need to be there 30 minutes before curtain.

Well, sure I get that.  But this is Lu. Where up is down and left is right.  No pleasing her. 

[TexasGal]

You’re right, Bethenny.  It does sound crazy that Dennis was trying to pull you to the other side.  Can we move on?

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I’m sorry but I love Barbra for that she really can’t sing ding .... cause she really can’t sing 

While I agree Luann can't sing period. Barbara claims to be Luann's friend and she is the most "supportive" friend out there. You just don't say that micced up and this is behind their back at their event

Barbara will repeat it again at the reunion

[Bronzedog]

OK.  Since Luann’s mother didn’t use birth control and had 7 kids, we have to suffer through Luann and her cabaret?  Good to know.

 I’m not sure what difference it makes to anyone else if Tinsley is still with Scott or not.  And, she comes from money, so, what’s the big deal?

[Suckeredin]

31 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Wait was that a Luann Cabaret votive candle?

Bwahahahaha

It looked like a Countess Cabaret prayer candle...so you too can make your own Luanne alter at home

Edited June 28, 2019 by Suckeredin

[bosawks]

If Dennis was as big of a nag alive as he apparently is dead no wonder Beth had doubts.

[Straycat80]

Bethenny is going to stop talking about Dennis....until the reunion. 

[FlyingEgret]

How many times does Beth have to reject Dennis for him to get the hint that she's just not that into him???

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Suckeredin said:

It looked like a Countess Cabaret prayer candle....

I know she thinks that was a crown but I think Ben got it from a Burger King happy meal

[SweetieDarling]

2 minutes ago, Suckeredin said:

It looked like a Countess Cabaret prayer candle....

so you can pray it will all be over soon?

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, Suckeredin said:

It looked like a Countess Cabaret prayer candle....

I kind of need one of these, I wish I had seen this show before I moved away! 

[Thumper]

Backing up a bit -- I did feel really bad for Beth with her allergic reaction.  How scary to be alone with no one (except the new bf? Was only half-watching) to call on.  Scary.  Glad she is ok.

[Rosiejuliemom]

5 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Well, sure I get that.  But this is Lu. Where up is down and left is right.  No pleasing her. 

That's true.

I feel like my mantra with Lu this season has been "She's not wrong, she's just an asshole."

Ramona telling Bethenny that she looks good for someone who was almost dead is the reason I cannot ever fully hate her.

Meanwhile, Bethenny telling Sonja to suck off an oyster is why I'll never fully like her. She can't help but say the crassest thing possible.

[bosawks]

I mean, it’s not like Sonja’s olfactory advice is bad.....

[Keywestclubkid]

Why is it Dorindas business who any of these people may or may not be talking to? Shouldn’t she be focusing on her own life? These woman don’t need her ok to live their lives 

[tranquilidade]

I missed the beginning but I saw the preview.  Did I miss much?  

[KungFuBunny]

10 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Tinsley is totally banging Scott.

It would not surprise me if she was still banging Nico on the down low

[Rosiejuliemom]

5 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

I kind of need one of these, I wish I had seen this show before I moved away! 

Not the exact ones, but you can get the whole set!

[SweetieDarling]

nothing to see here

Edited June 28, 2019 by SweetieDarling

[Quita]

Once again I'm stating that I'm in the minority of those who actually like Bethenny, and I felt for her when she was crying to her housekeeper. Sometimes, you just need a mom hug and we all know she doesn't speak to her mom, so I was sad for her that the only one to give her that comfort was her housekeeper. My mom passed away two years ago and I miss her every day and know what it's like to need that motherly affection and not have it. And it's not the same to get it from your spouse or significant other. There are times you just want your mom.

Sonja shouldn't concern herself about how Tinsley affords her lifestyle, whether that's through her family or Scott. She seems very jealous of Tins. Worry about your own finances or lack thereof, Sonja.

Edited June 28, 2019 by Quita
Finishing a sentence

[ladle]

Ganging up on your "friend" and accusing her of having an "arrangement" with her ex because she can't possibly afford the clothes she's wearing is not a good look. 

This shouldn't need to be said, but apparently...

[Thumper]

3 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Not the exact ones, but you can get the whole set!

You can get lots of funny candles in this "religious" mode.  My sister has given me several funny ones.  They are still good candles!