S15.E01: Week 1

[OnceSane]

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Hannah meets 30 hopeful bachelors, while Demi Burnett and Katie Morton gather intel on the men; 22 suitors remain at the end of the night.

Airs May 13, 2019.

[nutty1]

Anyone here??

[saber5055]

Just tuned in. In time to see the Dancing Construction Worker. I said "What a dick" out loud to him on my teevee.

The pilot guy looks okay so far. Hoping some others stand out. I looked at the cast online today and thought they all looked the same with the exception of the long-haired blond dude.

[DEL901]

I thought that Chicago box guy Joe was trying to be the next Grocery Store Joe (who was also from Chicago)

[meatball77]

God found him in the shower 😂

[nutty1]

Did that Tyler guy even open his eyes??

[nutty1]

All I got so far is that Mike is cute. 

Edited May 14, 2019 by nutty1

[saber5055]

6 minutes ago, meatball77 said:

God found him in the shower 😂

I'm surprised he didn't run into Sean Lowe in that shower.

This show needs to quit putting white type on a yellow background and thinking people can actually read those words. What's up with that. Use a red, blue or even black background show.

[SallyAlbright]

Calling it now: if he goes far and doesn't win, Peter the Pilot will be the next Bachelor. I feel like there's no way ABC can pass up all the puns they could make. Plus, he has that wholesome Ben Higgins look that they love. 

[EllenB]

Show really needs to play "You Gotta Have a Gimmick" from Gypsy during the Parade of Idiots.

[saber5055]

4 minutes ago, SallyAlbright said:

Calling it now: if he goes far and doesn't win, Peter the Pilot will be the next Bachelor. I feel like there's no way ABC can pass up all the puns they could make.

You mean like "On The Wings Of Love" Jake Pavelka? Yeah, that really went well.

[EllenB]

Ooh, Jason the pilot is my kind of hot.  Maybe a bit cocky, but you never know what lines they're fed.

Whoops, Chasen, not Jason.

Edited May 14, 2019 by EllenB

[saber5055]

I'll remember Matt Donald. And LOL at him smelling like diesel or gasoline after getting off that tractor. But I'm hoping he makes it to hometowns (TPTB might make sure he does) since I want to see his family interact, PLUS all those cool critters.

BARF on the pilot guy showing up in his uniform.

[SallyAlbright]

3 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

You mean like "On The Wings Of Love" Jake Pavelka? Yeah, that really went well.

Hahaha can't possibly be worse, can it?!

[nutty1]

3 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Ooh, Jason the pilot is my kind of hot.  Maybe a bit cocky, but you never know what lines they're fed.

That was Chasen. His bubble burst when he realized he should have worn his uniform!

[SallyAlbright]

I have to admit, I'm really liking Hannah so far. I wasn't sure how she'd do, but I find her really refreshing. And I'm shallow and she looks great. 

[saber5055]

Rachel is getting commercial money. Good for her.

Edited May 14, 2019 by saber5055

[jette]

First cringe of the season: Rappin' Cam's kissing technique. *Squick*

[saber5055]

Jed is Wes.2! You know love it don't come easy Jed.

Edited May 14, 2019 by saber5055

[b2H]

Is it ok that, ‘just like “let’s do this damned thing”, I am already sick of ‘roll tide’?  Just over done and overwrought.

[saber5055]

How do those two evesdropping women know this guy has a girlfriend?

[b2H]

Just now, saber5055 said:

How do those two evesdropping women know this guy has a girlfriend?

Producers, of course.

[saber5055]

16 minutes ago, b2H said:

Producers, of course.

Makes me wonder if this guy is a producer plant to create drahmah. Not that TPTB would ever do anything like that on this totally real unscripted show. *cough*

Edited May 14, 2019 by saber5055

[rebel2u]

Well, this is embarrassing--I'm eating crow now.  I thought I would hate Hannah--REALLY dislike her--but I do like her, from what I've seen.

Could do without seeing Demi and Katie, though.  Move along, ladies.  Nothing to comment on here. 

[nutty1]

I am not minding it so far.  This guy Scott is an ass.

So far I like Mike, Peter and Jed (yea, I know, LOL).

[Adeejay]

This is all manufactured bullshit.  Most of the folks that show up on these shows have someone at home.  So what!  Just don't give him a rose. 

[leighdear]

*LOL*  The guys shushing each other is hilarious. 

Jeez, that floor tile in the mansion is hideous. 

She handled that well, letting them know she needed a minute.  Bless her heart, that has to be tough in the first hour of the first night.  

[Jax7917]

All the bachelors / ettes are fine because they’re all carbon copies of each other . As much spunk as Hannah May have , the show will never let her show her true self because the lead has to follow the rules and say the same words every season . But the only two bachelorettes That I’ve seen that I couldn’t stand were Rachel and Andi and so far Hannah gives me much better , less bitchy vibes . 

[kazza]

Demi cracks me up. I kind of hope she sticks around all season as a wing woman. 

Love that Hannah called out that Scott was not only being unfair to her but also to the other girl at home.

Hannah really brings the pretty. She knows how to wear a gown.

I can't distinguish most of the guys yet outside of box guy, surfer dude, American but speaks French, pilot (sans uniform), and pilot.

[reggiejax]

If Demi and the other woman (whose name I won't ever bother to learn) knew ahead of time that the guy had a girlfriend, what the hell was the point of their spying from a van? Especially since they only seemed to be spying when the men were with Hannah.

[saber5055]

So big deal, Hannah is going to trash can eight guys tonight, who care if she sends a guy home early. Well, the producers do so it looks like something actually happened during this long and boring night. Scott was tonight' villain but no one will remember his name after a couple weeks. Or a half hour. It's not like the final night and she discovers the girlfriend.

Taking bets on which other guy has a girlfriend who will appear half way through the season, in some foreign country, to reclaim her beau.

[nutty1]

I’d hate watching myself kiss on tv LOL

[EllenB]

She hits all the marks on my dislike list: pageant gal, over-the-top Southernness, wearing her religion publicly (really? PRAYING FOR GUIDANCE on a tacky TV show?), hanger mouth... but surprisingly, I don't quite hate her.  Yet.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, reggiejax said:

If Demi and the other woman (whose name I won't ever bother to learn) knew ahead of time that the guy had a girlfriend, what the hell was the point of their spying from a van? Especially since they only seemed to be spying when the men were with Hannah.

You are not suppose to be thinking and using logic watching this show. The whole "spy" and "girlfriend" reveal was in the script.

8 minutes ago, kazza said:

Love that Hannah called out that Scott was not only being unfair to her but also to the other girl at home.

Thank the show's writers for giving Hannah that line.

[nutty1]

They couldn’t extend the party for an hour? Do they usually not get to talk to all the guys?

[Jax7917]

Hannah’s really trying to play up that she cares that the guy had a girlfriend . A little over dramatic especially since it was clearly set up . 

[Adeejay]

12 minutes ago, Jaclyn88 said:

But the only two bachelorettes That I’ve seen that I couldn’t stand were Rachel and Andi and so far Hannah gives me much better , less bitchy vibes . 

I despised Rachel, Andi, Ali and DeAnna.  They had an inflated sense of self and were the absolutely worst.  I was disappointed when they announced Hannah as "The Bachelorette".  I thought her a fake and phony.  I hope she proves me wrong. 

[SallyAlbright]

Jed the singer has a massive head. His haircut (longer on top, shaved on sides) really accentuates it and makes him look like a light bulb.

...I have such deep thoughts during this show. 

[saber5055]

5 minutes ago, nutty1 said:

They couldn’t extend the party for an hour? Do they usually not get to talk to all the guys?

Maybe they rented by the hour this season. Sometimes those rose ceremonies don't happen until dawn, the rejects leave in daylight. It's common for some not to get to talk to the B-ette though. I guess those are the people who don't watch this show so don't know they are suppose to say, "Can I steal you for a minute?" when she's with someone else.

[Jax7917]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

I despised Rachel, Andi, Ali and DeAnna.  They had an inflated sense of self and were the absolutely worst.  I was disappointed when they announced Hannah as "The Bachelorette".  I thought her a fake and phony.  I hope she proves me wrong. 

I only started with Desiree’s season so I’m sure had I seen Ali and Deanna’s , I would have been with you on that ! 

How is Hannah falling for Luke’s lines ? He sounds so phony 

[nutty1]

Every guy on reminds me of a past contestant. We have Nick, Luke Pell, Andy Baldwin, Tanner, Clay, to name only a few. 

[saber5055]

I knew she'd keep the long-haired blond guy. He's all set to be this season's villain/biggest dick.

Oh, it IS daylight now. Yikes. Long (and boring) night.

[Adeejay]

I would have kept Chasen over some of those other goobers.

[nutty1]

She kept John Paul Whoever over Chasen? 

[saber5055]

Oh, no, there goes the pilot who did not wear his uniform. Next time, dude. You can wear it on BIP.

Edited May 14, 2019 by saber5055

[b2H]

I have to wonder if this is their normal mansion this season.  I remember during the last fires in the LA area, the mansion was in danger.

[rebel2u]

Did she keep the pilot that didn't wear his pilot outfit but did keep the one that did?

Not sure, but, if so, I want to say, shallow, Hannah, shallow.

But, I wasn't there, so don't know how she interacted with each of them, so what do I know?

Roll Tide.

[EllenB]

Damn.  Hot Chasen was a weeper.  Buhbye.

[adhoc]

There were 2-3 guys who I was sorry to see go (yep, Chasen being among them). As someone said upthread, see you in Paradise.

[b2H]

The ending sequence with Chris H. was a hoot.