S04.E01: After The Dust Settles

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Godfrey said:

I hate Nicole. I hate her for being a shitty mom, for being a shallow hypocrite, for being culturally insensitive, for being a selfish, demanding, petulant, violent bitch.

She's dumb enough for me to wonder if she is developmentally disabled. She has absolutely no sense. 

[Frozendiva]

Nicole is also colorblind to the red flags of her relationship to Azan. The dude wants your money. Maybe he also has other targets.

[iwasish]

So no store and 6k gone..... like a fart in the wind. 

Nicole is delusional, stupid, dumb, idiotic, selfish, self centered, a shitty mother, a shitty daughter, and a shitty sibling.

i hope her sister tells the mom that the store never existed and they cut off any financial aide to Nicole. If May needs anything, they should supply it, don’t give Nicole a penny in cash. And make sure she pays her share of the rent. 

Wonder why the three siblings live together, I would  think the brother at least lived with mom and step dad.

[magemaud]

I SWORE I wouldn’t watch this season but I was flipping through the channels and came upon this scene where Nicole is telling her sister Rachael why she and Azan didn’t get married. Direct quote from my closed captioning: “We decided to just like start a shop or something to get, like, an income and then kind of get married.” 

Oh wait, there’s NO SHOP? Anyone see that coming? 

[Horrified]

29 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Debbie blowing on Colt's dice. 😜

Colt said he thought Larissa was "elegant"... she is a lot of things but elegant is not a word I would use for her.

Well, Debbie is his yardstick so....

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, Owww ma legs said:

Nicole’s bleached hair! After seeing those shirtless shots of Azan I’m now convinced he’s gay

Agree, re Azan...and possibly, Jay.

[hoosiermom]

Just tuned in. Chantal’s boobs look bigger.

[Suzywriter]

Let me guess...Ashley was selfishly working while Jay was chasing women.

Why do these bored boys not find a church, take a class, learn some skills that can be applied to a job, hell, go deliver Meals on Wheels? Is there not anything productive that they can do?

An aquarium! Start an aquarium! Those things take up tons of time!

Edited April 29, 2019 by Suzywriter

[Ellie Godfrey]

Ashley can't make an emotional decision because the consequences are permanent?? She didn't apply that logic to her quickie marriage.

[AussieBabe]

I see Chantel still can’t open her jaw. Bless her heart.

[hoosiermom]

She is a really bad actress.

[Armchair Critic]

13 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

Chantal should not have married such a dullard

These people figure the foreigner will be sweet and grateful to them for bringing them to the U.S. and then they are shocked when they find out they can't control the person like they want and the person turns out being a jerk.

[Frozendiva]

No one will change. Pedro, Chantal, her family. Move away or end it. And let Chantal find a suitable doctor or lawyer for a spouse. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, AussieBabe said:

I see Chantel still can’t open her jaw. Bless her heart.

I don't know...she seems to be yacking pretty effectively. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Just tuned in. Chantal’s boobs look bigger.

I wonder if there's some emotional eating going on. Winter has definitely been eating the anxieties brought on by Madre Chantal.

[iwasish]

Pedro should just dump that moron. As if she likes his mother any more than he likes hers. 

At least he works and isn’t running around on her. 

Doesn't  she see how nutso her mom looks on this show? 

[hoosiermom]

Why is this show 3 hours? That is way beyond my attention span!

[ThinkerBell]

Dear TLC, you have exhausted any and all snarkable situations with this bunch. Please, let's move on to a new gaggle of desperate and delusional couples.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

Why is this show 3 hours? That is way beyond my attention span!

It takes 3 hours for them to rehash every previous show and give us 5 minutes of new material. I've seen it so many times now, I could recite some of this dialog.

[Frozendiva]

Those heels! The old Pao was much more pleasant.

[Mr. Miner]

It has to really suck to see your daughter marry some lunkhead that wants to send most of your shit back to his family.

[Suzywriter]

Ross, Jay and Azan still set off my gaydar...and Colt strikes me as being asexual and on the spectrum. Too much estrogen in that boy.

[iwasish]

Every time I see Pao I think of Claire hearing that Gloria is pregnant and busting out with  “you’re going to get so fat”

[Ellie Godfrey]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Ross, Jay and Azan still set off my gaydar...and Colt strikes me as being asexual and on the spectrum. Too much estrogen in that boy.

I can believe Colt is on the spectrum but he is not asexual. He was bothersome to Larrissa when he first got her on the reg. I imagine Debbie didn't give him much.

[hoosiermom]

I think the pillow talk show look interesting.

[Armchair Critic]

Colt with his calm voice gaslighting. grrrrrrrrrrr

[Frozendiva]

Why is Debbie still living there?

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Colt with his calm voice gaslighting. grrrrrrrrrrr

😬

[Armchair Critic]

Debbie is so full of shit. When Larissa was arrested Debbie was doing an interview for the after show and Debbie said that she doesn't get involved with what they do, they have their own lives. But here she is sitting right there getting in the middle of it.

Edited April 29, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[AussieBabe]

Larissa and Coltee need to split and say far away from each other. Coltee needs to marry mummy in a commitment ceremony and they can live happily ever after. She claims she wasn’t going to meddle, but she’s right in the middle.

[Suzywriter]

Debbie needs to butt the #$%^ out.

[Armchair Critic]

21 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Why is this show 3 hours? That is way beyond my attention span!

hoosiermom we meet again on the forums watching more quality television. 😂 I agree 3 hours is too long and that the Pillow Talk on Monday night looks more interesting.

[Elizzikra]

25 minutes ago, Godfrey said:

I wonder if there's some emotional eating going on. Winter has definitely been eating the anxieties brought on by Madre Chantal.

Only if she is chowing down on silicone implants...

Why is Debbie still living there?

Because it’s her home?

Colt told Larissa before she ever came here that his mother would live with theme she always knew that was part of the deal and she agreed to it.

Edited April 29, 2019 by Elizzikra

[Armchair Critic]

36 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

She (Nicole) has absolutely no sense. 

And no shame either!

[Ellie Godfrey]

M600PL is seemingly endless this season. And endlessly boring.

[Frozendiva]

Awww, Debbie. You are partly guilty.

[Armchair Critic]

Colt you aren't partners with Larissa, you are part of a throuple with her and your mother

[Ellie Godfrey]

Who owns the Dixie cup where Colt's balls are kept?

[Mr. Miner]

She flushed the ring down the same toilet I take my massive dumps in, it broke my heart.

[Angry Moldovan]

Colteeeee= wah wah wah! Has he porked up since last season?

[Ellie Godfrey]

Please pass the eye bleach.

[sainte-chapelle]

Not a Larissa fan but Debbie and Colt are Gaslighting assholes ..."Larissa bullies us" really? They gang up and bully her all the time...not condoning an physical abuse Larissa doled out but Colt and momma are hard to support

Edited May 3, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[Armchair Critic]

Elizabeth is a master of the selfie, she looks so much better in them. Her "Annndddrrrrei" pronunciation is like nails on a chalkboard.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Not a Larissa fan but Debbie and Colt are Gaslighting assholes ..."Larissa bully's us" really? They gang up and bully her all the time...not condoning an physical abuse Larissa doled out but Colt and momma are hard to support

Can we deport all 3 of them?? Please??

[Christina]

I decided not to watch because I don't like any of these couples and don't want to see any of them. I thought I would follow along with the live chat just to make sure I'm not missing anything, and it's every bit as dull and dumb as I expected. None of them are worth watching; this show has hit the brick wall that all reality shows hit after the first few seasons. 

[jumper sage]

41 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I SWORE I wouldn’t watch this season but I was flipping through the channels and came upon this scene where Nicole is telling her sister Rachael why she and Azan didn’t get married. Direct quote from my closed captioning: “We decided to just like start a shop or something to get, like, an income and then kind of get married.” 

Oh wait, there’s NO SHOP? Anyone see that coming? 

I know!  Me too!

25 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Every time I see Pao I think of Claire hearing that Gloria is pregnant and busting out with  “you’re going to get so fat”

Good one!

[Suzywriter]

"Take all of us or take none of us".

Regarding somebody else's husband. What??

[Elizzikra]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Elizabeth is a master of the selfie, she looks so much better in them. Her "Annndddrrrrei" pronunciation is like nails on a chalkboard.

I thought it was just me but that bugs the shit out of me too!

Edited April 29, 2019 by Elizzikra

[sainte-chapelle]

Andrei has Poppa Elizabeth's number..,he is depressed and stuck...I fully believe he is trying to get a job and her sister are a bunch of superficial cu next Tuesday's. Elizabeth needs to keep personal married business to herself. 

[hoosiermom]

Will the pillow talk episodes be under this forum too?