Chris and Amy

[Irate Panda]

5 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

😂 So now we know where Jer got his love for flying!

My absolute favorite cooking video by Amy, is the one where she makes a greasy, deep fried chicken sandwich with lots of mayo sauce. She bites into it with sauce dripping out of her mouth. Chewing with her mouth open so we can see what partially macerated food is still there. And the usual sound effects..mmm, oh oh, yes, ummmmm, ohGod, oh yes, OH!!OH!!

I think she may have watched too many reruns of "When Harry Met Sally". 

Is this the video where she cooks the chicken for about 3 seconds? Nothing like a little salmonella to get ya going 😂

[chenoa333]

19 minutes ago, Irate Panda said:

Is this the video where she cooks the chicken for about 3 seconds? Nothing like a little salmonella to get ya going 😂

Not sure about that but I do know that I've NEVER seen Amy do anything in 3 seconds in her cooking videos. Except make a mess 

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, Irate Panda said:

Is this the video where she cooks the chicken for about 3 seconds? Nothing like a little salmonella to get ya going 😂

Yes the deep fried chicken sandwich was actually scary… the chicken barely hit the oil and she scooped it out and onto the plate… I couldn’t believe my eyes 👀

[Irate Panda]

57 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Not sure about that but I do know that I've NEVER seen Amy do anything in 3 seconds in her cooking videos. Except make a mess 

There’s one video, I’m not sure if it’s this one or not, but she is trying to fry the chicken but only keeps it in the oil for about 3 seconds.  The chicken was definitely raw, but Amy just kept moseying along like everything was normal 😂

[Joan of Argh]

one of my all time favorite posts, between Chenoa calling Amy out over her “Rhubar CRIPS” and DB’s photoshop I’m still laughing! 😂

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

57 minutes ago, Dustbunny said:

I still remember the horror of watching her eat the deep fried chicken sandwich.... talking with her mouth full and mayo dripping out of her mouth 🤢

This is even better in slow-mo...omg

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, Dustbunny said:

I still remember the horror of watching her eat the deep fried chicken sandwich.... talking with her mouth full and mayo dripping out of her mouth 🤢

YES!!That's the video I was referring to! So gross. I can just see Chris walking over and giving her a big kiss with her mouth still stuffed with slop!

Apparently Amy is not at all concerned about all the pounds she has gained. She's living her best obese life with "MyMan". 

[ginger90]

Video, Making 'Ham' Burger Sandwiches | Amy Roloff's Little Kitchen:

 

 

 

[ginger90]

[floridamom]

Any excuse for an alcoholic beverage. She sure does drink a lot.

[stoppro]

18 minutes ago, floridamom said:

Any excuse for an alcoholic beverage. She sure does drink a lot.

It's a lot of pressure trying to kill people every time you go in the kitchen.

[DonnaMae]

Is it 'drink on the front porch' or 'drunk on the front porch'?

[Jeanne222]

13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

It’s not ‘taking the moment in’!  

It’s ‘taking in the moment’!

I swear she has no clue!

[Harry Wails]

On 3/16/2022 at 9:52 PM, Dustbunny said:

Amy making her own dill pickle, dijon, "papareeka", mayo sauce.....

Oh YUMMY she sticks her finger into the sauce to do a taste test, suck that finger as you drag it out of your mouth, *burp* *gurgle* *make a sour face* hmmmmmmmm.... it still needs something..... ohhhh yess of course........ a SHIT LOAD of GARLIC POWDER!!

Oh and don't bother washing your spit covered finger just wipe it on a dry paper towel and carry on mauling the rest of the ingredients.  🤢

Seriously what the f**king hell?

Greasy mop of hair that looks like a drowned rat, enough garlic to knock dracula on his ass, dipping into the sauce with her grubby fingers and sticking them in her mouth 😲

I actually watched the video and she takes a plate full of raw patties to the stove, tosses them in the frying pan with her bare hands then starts moving them around and flipping them and laying the spatula back on the RAW MEAT PLATE in between flips!

I'm not a real fussy eater but I wouldn't eat anything she cooks, she has the worst kitchen habits and she always looks like she needs to have a shower and pin her hair back.

[ginger90]

[EllaWycliffe]

8 hours ago, Munchkin said:

I actually watched the video and she takes a plate full of raw patties to the stove, tosses them in the frying pan with her bare hands then starts moving them around and flipping them and laying the spatula back on the RAW MEAT PLATE in between flips!

I have to be honest - I don't wear gloves in the kitchen when handling meat. Bare hands putting hamburger patties into the pan? I've seen that level of practice on Top Chef and Master Chef, and on a lot of cooking shows. Most of the time, chefs aren't gloved up. Spatula back on the plate is more of an issue, agreed, but it took me years to break my mom of that habit. But needing to be gloved merely to move the meat from plate to pan? Sorry, but if Gordan Ramsey can bare hand move one beautiful filet mignon from plate to pan to demonstrate how he gets a perfect sear on a medium rare filet, then I don't expect it from Amy either. 

This in no way is endorsing her cooking or saying she's a good cook. The hilarious thing about Amy is that she seems to think no one else in America ever learned how to make basic American food menu items. If *I* know how to make it, and I am useless in the kitchen and grew up in the home of a cook who really wasn't very good at it and took no criticism of her cooking, then its a basic recipe and thats all Amy does. 

[Boston]

8 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Amy you misspelled again..bit all good. 😆

[Not Buyin It]

On 3/20/2022 at 8:01 AM, floridamom said:

Any excuse for an alcoholic beverage. She sure does drink a lot.

Looks like it might be ice water to me.

 

[SunnyBeBe]

If I say I’m having a drink, I rarely mean water, unless it has some vodka in it. Lol.  It does look refreshing. If I’m having plain water, I call it water.  😛

Edited March 22, 2022 by SunnyBeBe

[ginger90]

[DonnaMae]

PNW must be Pacific Northwest, but what is HH?  Hanging Hout?

 

[Jeanne222]

30 minutes ago, DonnaMae said:

PNW must be Pacific Northwest, but what is HH?  Hanging Hout?

 

Happy hour!

[DonnaMae]

Oh, of course.  Guess she was too lazy to spell it out.

[Cementhead]

Ah, jeez, but of course!  I have been trying to figure it out, too.  Should have been so obvious.  🤦‍♀️

And remember folks, " with all that is going on in the world, your world keep praying.."  Uh, okay, Amy.  It almost made sense.  Cheers!  Have another!  🥂

[iwantcookies]

I see a big plate of crackers and cheese 🤣

Is she ever NOT stuffing her face?

[stoppro]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Pillsbury and wacko.Those two add up to nothing.Not even a little.

[seasons]

Good grief, can she EVER post something without some type of mistake?!?

 

Careless. 

 

Same attitude she has about cooking, as evidenced by those disastrous videos. 

Edited March 26, 2022 by seasons

[chenoa333]

On 3/26/2022 at 8:25 AM, ginger90 said:

More glasses of ice water for these two. 

[ginger90]

[chenoa333]

On 3/27/2022 at 4:58 PM, ginger90 said:

I don't know what that white spot is on tipsy Amy's upper lip but every time I look at the pic I am compelled to wipe off my computer screen! 

 

Edited March 29, 2022 by chenoa333

[stoppro]

crack gotta be

Edited March 29, 2022 by stoppro

[Absolom]

I hope it's a spot on her phone lens.  

[ginger90]

How to make classic chocolate mousse, video:

 

 

[Jeanne222]

Maybe it's a piercing!  A couple of her cooking videos popped up on my screen. Her mouth full and talking through it full mouth with arms flailing everywhere!

[Joan of Argh]

3 hours ago, chenoa333 said:

I don't know what that white spot is on tipsy Amy's upper lip but every time I look at the pic I am compelled to wipe off my computer screen! 

 

Dandruff 

[chenoa333]

14 hours ago, Absolom said:

I hope it's a spot on her phone lens.  

Most likely it is. But it's just more proof that she doesn't have a clue, nor does she care, about editing her posts. 

[EllaWycliffe]

12 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Most likely it is. But it's just more proof that she doesn't have a clue, nor does she care, about editing her posts. 

I mean, why would she have to care?

One of two things is happening with her posts. 1) She's doing them for fun and doesn't care about quality because she's doing what most bloggers and instagrammers do - she's keeping a public journal scrapbook, and lets the public look. Or 2) the postings are part of her social media empire and she's making enough money that she doesn't care about the small amount of complaints over grammar, spelling etc because the site is profitable. If it's not impacting her life and enjoyment... why should she change?

[DonnaMae]

1 hour ago, EllaWycliffe said:

why should she change?

So she doesn't mind being seen as a slob?  

[EllaWycliffe]

She may not. She certainly hasn't altered the behavior and I assume people do complain, nor has she complained about being called a slob or a poor photographer. Its entirely possible she doesn't care. 

[Endora]

3 hours ago, DonnaMae said:

So she doesn't mind being seen as a slob?  

A slob who misspells and misuses words.  

[DonnaMae]

6 minutes ago, Endora said:

A slob who misspells and misuses words. 

And is a messy cook during her videos.

[chenoa333]

5 hours ago, EllaWycliffe said:

why should she change?

I DON'T want Amy to ever change. She's too much fun to snark on!

[ginger90]

Except for filmed examples, we don’t know what Amy complains about.

In more recent videos, she has made a point of saying she’s going to, or has just wiped her hands. So, she either reads, or has been made aware of comments.

[EllaWycliffe]

But she does have plenty of places where she could complain publically and doesn't. I mean, she doesn't complain about negative posts and she rarely acts on negative feedback....God knows there's been multiple sloppy kitchen complaints, and don't lick your fingers complaints and stop posting selfies complaints....never a comment or a change in the behavior. I really don't think she cares.

[Jeanne222]

I don’t think Amy has much cared about anything. She’s always had a dirty house and kids running helter  skelter.

Now she has nasty cooking videos, can’t spell and looks unkept most of the time. 

Chris hired a cleaning company so the house gets at least a cleaning now and then. 

In just about everything Amy does we can all see she doesn’t care. 

She’s pretty well set with the money Matt Roloff brought to the table so she can just do Amy!

[EllaWycliffe]

50 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

She’s pretty well set with the money Matt Roloff brought to the table so she can just do Amy!

Matt wouldn't have had the opportunity to take on money making opportunities if he hadn't had a wife tending him and his children. If he really didn't want to lose half his financial assets he shouldn't have moved to a state with no fault divorce. Why shouldn't she be well set with the money the marriage brought in?

[Boston]

and a B...H.  and a narcissist

[Endora]

It's too èmbarrasing to react to or reply to negative feedback.   Also she doesn't have the nerve.  

[Irate Panda]

I think Amy doesn’t really a damn what anybody thinks as long as the fudge money keeps rolling in.  I think she has her minions (Deb and Lisa) propping her up and she’s caught up thinking she and Chris are doing a reboot of The Wild One. I can see her using this line at least once on Matt as she toddled off with Chris after their first bike ride.

 

Meanwhile, she was probably talking to thin air because Matt had probably already hopped in the mule and took off wondering how many more months it was going to take her to clean the house.

Edited April 1, 2022 by Irate Panda

[ginger90]