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S23.E06: Week 6 - Vietnam


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Hannah G and Colton seem to have more chemistry than Colton and Cassie did.  They smiled way more and actually talked between the make out sessions.  I appreciate that Colton can put a sentence together without "like" every other word.  He is actually surprisingly well spoken.

Is it sad if I say I was kind of impressed by Colton's moves.  Katie is beautiful.

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How can someone so beautiful be so needy. Seriously Sydney (I think that's her name, she was literally just talking and I forgot already), he's just not that into you! That's why he makes time for the other girls and not you. That's why you haven't gotten one on one time. You are filler sweetheart, make the most of the free trip and stop whining over Mr. Anti-Personality. Colton is a nice guy but he is not "a catch". 

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Sydney (who???), you are not what he’s looking for at all. If Oneyka and Nicole didn’t have that stupid fight, you and monotone Katie would have been shown the door. Instead, you each got one more episode to up your Instagram followers. But you’re both low energy, so no one is going to buy what you’re shilling, so go back to your jobs as, um, maybe insurance actuaries, and fade into obscurity before you embarrass yourselves.

Oh, damn, I was just going to click Submit, and Sydney made it known she shall embarrass herself after this commercial break. 

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Ok, Sydney knew she was a goner and self-eliminated. That was actually pretty smart. Good for you, Sydney; you didn’t shame your family. Oh, she’s an NBA dancer... and she thinks the other girls jumping around are “shiny things.” Interesting.

Kind of funny that EVERY girl tonight gave him some take on you’re not pursuing me enough. He started off with these touching, encouraging pep talks and by the last one, sure, sure, whatever, bye!

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Suuuuuper long time Bachelor watcher and suuuuuuper long time lurker. Always mean to post but too slow on the uptake. Plus you guys are way wittier than me (see what I did there contestants?).

I know Demi's "share" is her Prison Mom, but she's gotta know that immediately made her not-marriage-material. Right?

I really wish they could all see each other's one-on-ones so they can go ahead and figure out that he wants a pageant blonde wife. Tayshia is a very interesting exotica for him I think. But I don't think he'll be able to (or want to) fight through his innate preference.

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Just now, talktoomuch said:

Suuuuuper long time Bachelor watcher and suuuuuuper long time lurker. Always mean to post but too slow on the uptake. Plus you guys are way wittier than me (see what I did there contestants?).

I know Demi's "share" is her Prison Mom, but she's gotta know that immediately made her not-marriage-material. Right?

I really wish they could all see each other's one-on-ones so they can go ahead and figure out that he wants a pageant blonde wife. Tayshia is a very interesting exotica for him I think. But I don't think he'll be able to (or want to) fight through his innate preference.

Welcome to the party! You are now officially a citizen of Bachelor Nation.

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Just now, saber5055 said:

Kirpa gives Col-ton a One-Half Bachelor Handshake. What does that mean?

She was probably afraid to go full BH for fear she might bump her chin again and get that horrible bandaid put back on. Or, you know, she's just not into him. Or she's semi-intelligent and knows how fucking stupid the BH really is and just couldn't bring herself to commit to it. 

Seriously, do guys like that shit? Does it make them feel all big and powerful and manly that they can hold the weight of some chick who probably didn't eat all day because she knew she was going to be half naked on national TV.

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