Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[zenme]

I actually cannot imagine Farrah allowing a man or anyone to physically abuse her. She gets angry for WAAY lesser things than that. If Simon did do that, the world would know. 

[DangerousMinds]

On March 15, 2017 at 11:02 AM, Lm2162 said:

I think Kail wins for me? 

Jenelle will always be the absolute worst for me.

6 hours ago, Calm81 said:

As much as I loathe Jenelle, that blind doesn't sound like it would relate to Her. I know she sucks but the girl has made improvements in her life and that blind sounds like the Jenelle we watched during the keifer era. The Jenelle today is still FAR from being a model citizen but that blind sounds like it would match with Matt and Amber than Jenelle and David. Actually, I don't fuckin' know anymore with these 'stars'. Lol.

What improvements has she really made?

[Birdee]

13 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

Jenelle will always be the absolute worst for me.

What improvements has she really made?

 

She's not passed out on heroin on camera? And her eyebrows, while excessively drawn in, don't look like sperm?

[SPLAIN]

Kail and Jenelle both drive like bats out of hell with no concerns for other drivers or the law. They have both been cited for their driving. Kail tops Jenelle in that she has driven while taking photos with her camera. 

Kail and Jenelle are both abusers in every sense of the word and they both mentally and emotionally abuse their children. They have both engaged in physical abuse in front of their children. Kail takes the cake because she went after Javi when her friends' children were in her apartment.

Kail and Jenelle can't keep away from dicks.

Kail and Jenelle are both liars.

Kail and Jenelle air their dirty laundry for the public to read and see. They both trash and have trashed their exes.

Kail and Jenelle have both accused their partners of DV with Kail being the major asshole who went as far and claimed DV upon Jo in order to keep him away from their son.

Kail and Jenelle use their kids as pawns.

Kail and Jenelle have both walked off the reunion shows.

Kail and Jenelle have threatened to quit the show.

Kail and Jenelle are quick to dump their children with anyone.

Kail and Jenelle take countless vacations and feel the need to lavish themselves with materialistic items.

Kail and Jenelle don't own their own home.

Kail and Jenelle have hidden their pregnancies.

Kail and Jenelle have defied court orders. Jenelle violated her probation many times while Kail moved to Delaware against what the judge told her.

Kail and Jenelle now have three children by three different fathers.

Kail and Jenelle have been pregnant at least 5 times each.

Kail and Jenelle are both ugly. Inside and out. They are both hypocrites and they treat people like garbage.

Kail and Jenelle are both divorced.

Kail and Jenelle have both referred to POC in vile ways. Jenelle texted or tweeted to Keifer and used the "N" word to him. As for Kail, we know what she said to a black girl about her "nappy hair". Then, there is what she said about Isaac. What was it? He was looking like a thug with his haircut? *palm face* Disgusting bitches.

I know I am missing a lot more.

Edited March 17, 2017 by SPLAIN

[zenme]

Wow. Kail and Jenelle really are a pair of matching bookends. Except, Jenelle drives American.

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

That sounds more like Farah and Simon to me. 

From the blind: Yes, our reality star wanted to do porn. Yes, she was told it would have to be with a partner because she wouldn’t pass talent testing at that time. 

"Talent testing" refers to Talent Testing Service, which is a company that does the STD testing California requires of its porn stars.  The reality star in this blind item has an STD and they can only film a porno with her partner.   I think you test every 14 days in California, so whatever STD/STI wouldn't eventually cure/treat in whatever window the porn producer wanted - so you're looking at something like herpes, HIV, or a hepatitis. 

Which TM has an STD?  I remember Jo and Kail fighting years ago over Chlamydia, but that's easily cured and hopefully she had it taken care of by now.

If it's about a TM, I think it's Amber or Janelle.  Matt has herpes and would want a boat.

Edit:  It could be Jenelle.  She 'turned down' a $1.5 million dollar deal in 2015 with Vivid.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jenelle-evans-turned-down-15-million-sex-tape-offer-201547

And every time she is in LA, she goes to the porn/dealer house and buys drugs.
If this blind is about a TM - it's Jenelle.

Edited March 16, 2017 by CofCinci

[MissMel]

On 3/15/2017 at 10:59 AM, Fosca said:

They started looking at some brochures in the lobby and he grabbed her to kiss her. When she tried to pull away he grabbed her even harder and stuck both his hands down her pants from behind.

I think this sounds more like Matt than UncleID.

Edited March 16, 2017 by MissMel

[CofCinci]

6 minutes ago, MissMel said:

I think this sounds more like Matt than UncleID.

We'll have to see if Matt or David is at the helm of a new boat.

 

Ummm.....  didn't she say the IUD caused a miscarriage in the past (Cortland era, I think?) -- -plus, weren't hormonal birth control pills the reason for her mystery illness???

Edited March 16, 2017 by CofCinci

[lidarose9]

4 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Kail and Jenelle are both ugly. Inside and out. They are both hypocrites and they treat people like garbage.

Kail and Jenelle are both divorced.

I know I am missing a lot more.

Jenelle has the longest rap sheet by far. Being unable to stay out of trouble with the law is a major personality flaw. 

[Calm81]

17 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

Jenelle will always be the absolute worst for me.

What improvements has she really made?

What @Birdee said. It's not improvements based on real world standards, I meant Jenelle standards i.e. Not being passed out on heroin and in and out of jail. Lol. 

I guess my comment previously made should be null at this point I just meant it didn't sound like the Jenelle we've seen this past two seasons. 

Edited March 17, 2017 by Calm81

[jadecorleone]

7 minutes ago, lidarose9 said:

Jenelle has the longest rap sheet by far. Being unable to stay out of trouble with the law is a major personality flaw. 

To take a quote from Daredevil, she has more mugshots than baby pictures back home. 

[MissMel]

21 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Ummm.....  didn't she say the IUD caused a miscarriage in the past (Cortland era, I think?) -- -plus, weren't hormonal birth control pills the reason for her mystery illness???

Yes.  She had 500,213 symptoms she decided was because of birth control.  Doesn't Mirena last for 5 (10?) years?  I don't know, menopause has taken over here.  My daughter-in-law uses an implant in her upper arm though.  Apparently that option works.  

Just now, jadecorleone said:

To take a quote from Daredevil, she has more mugshots than baby pictures back home. 

Dead!  I'm out...

[SPLAIN]

I added one more common thing those two bitches share on that list above. Their disgust at POC.

[Miss Chevious]

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

We'll have to see if Matt or David is at the helm of a new boat.

 

Ummm.....  didn't she say the IUD caused a miscarriage in the past (Cortland era, I think?) -- -plus, weren't hormonal birth control pills the reason for her mystery illness???

I don't have Twitter but if I did, I'd tell Jenelle to forget about Mirena and get her tubes tied instead. 

[Kellyee]

Jenelle is an asshole, but Barbara starts fights right in front of Jace when she doesn't need to. Text message Jenelle about the damn popcorn, when you can clearly see approaching her about anything in person is going to cause a screaming match. Jace is the one kid on this show I really completely believe should have been put for adoption as a  baby.

[guilfoyleatpp]

Did anyone else see Jailnelle's tweet about how when her new book comes out "everyone will understand me?"

As much as I dislike her, the hopefulness in that statement melted a small part of my heart.  That's so not going to happen, honey.  

[GreatKazu]

15 hours ago, Kellyee said:

Jenelle is an asshole, but Barbara starts fights right in front of Jace when she doesn't need to. Text message Jenelle about the damn popcorn, when you can clearly see approaching her about anything in person is going to cause a screaming match. Jace is the one kid on this show I really completely believe should have been put for adoption as a  baby.

Except that is not what went down. She did text her. Jenelle was ignoring her calls and texts. UBT lied to Barb by saying to her Jenelle was busy emailing on her phone. Barb did not know he lied. She walked over and said she needed to tell her about the contest. Jenelle screamed she did not care and started yelling at Barb. 

Jenelle refused to abort when Barb asked her to. No way was Jenelle going to guve up Jace for adoption. 

[monicageller]

Hilarious video:

[Pixiebomb]

Does anyone have any news on her Jace custody case?  I feel so bad for that little boy. I wish it was over and done and he was permanently placed with Barb. So tired or Jenelle's monotone "When I get Jace back....". Stupid girl can't even get up off the couch when he comes to the door. I greet my neighbor's dog with more enthusiasm. 

[ChocolateAddict]

12 minutes ago, Pixiebomb said:

Does anyone have any news on her Jace custody case?  I feel so bad for that little boy. I wish it was over and done and he was permanently placed with Barb. So tired or Jenelle's monotone "When I get Jace back....". Stupid girl can't even get up off the couch when he comes to the door. I greet my neighbor's dog with more enthusiasm. 

2 August 2009 - Jace is born 

10 July 2010 - Jenelle signs over custody of Jace to Barb

Filed to modify custody at some point in 2015 (don't have the date) 

5 July 2016: postponed to 11 October 2016 

11 October 2016: Hurricane Matthew - postponed until 31 January 

31 January 2017: postponed til 23 May 2017 

Jenelle has blamed Barb and her lawyer for this, saying that she "hasn't seen a judge since she filed in 2015".  Apparently Barb is single-handedly responsible for the backlog of cases in North Carolina and a hurricane.  Who knew she had that kind of talent!  

I know nothing about family court in New Brunswick but Jace will be only a couple of months off his 8th birthday, settled with his grandmother, going to a local school and participating in local activities.  Jenelle lives 45 mins away and her version of stable is not having been arrested in the last few months.  I know that they generally favor family reunification but I hope that the judge awards custody of Jace to Barb to finally give Barb and Jace some stability. 

Also, can I just point out that it took the stupid cow 5 years to properly file to "get Jace back"?  For all her shit talking over the years, she didn't file until he was 5, nearly 6.  

[monicageller]

According to the Twitterverse, Courtland is out of jail, David has deleted his Facebook, and Jenelle has deleted all the pictures of him and Ensley. I checked her Instagram and Facebook and the pictures are still there, but can't find David's Facebook and have no idea how to verify the Courtland information. Anybody know?

[CerealKiller813]

12 minutes ago, monicageller said:

According to the Twitterverse, Courtland is out of jail, David has deleted his Facebook, and Jenelle has deleted all the pictures of him and Ensley. I checked her Instagram and Facebook and the pictures are still there, but can't find David's Facebook and have no idea how to verify the Courtland information. Anybody know?

What???? I need to know more lol. 

[druzy]

[iheartla]

This is what Jenelle does when there is trouble in paradise. All photos are still on Jenelle's Instagram and Twitter, but pictures of David and Maryssa been removed on her Facebook page. Long lost friend Tori has commented on Jenelle's newly uploaded milk bath profile picture. Tori only comes back when Jenelle is single. David has deleted his Facebook page. 

Rumour has it that Jenelle runs David's Instagram page. She shut off all commenting on his older photos, and then uploaded a selfie from last year of Jenelle and David together, with the commenting tuned on. She is likely trying to manipulate him in some way, maybe so he will read all the comments of praise from their "fans" under the selfie pic, in hopes that he'll change his mind about leaving her.

Edited March 19, 2017 by iheartla
clarity

[jadecorleone]

I found a facebook page of hers that has pictures including David, but it might not be her actual page. 

[MissMel]

Ok, y'all need to help this old lady out.  Are we on missing persons watch now?  I  mean I have to get prepared, I thought we had a few more months of "stable" home and family left before this whole thing goes to shit.  I also never saw Coatland coming back into the fold so...

[Blissfool]

I can't seem to attach a pic on here (says the pic is too big), BUT I'm looking at David's Instagram account and there's a couple of pictures on there where Jenelle is looking very much like Casey Anthony, imo.

[MissMel]

6 minutes ago, Blissfool said:

I can't seem to attach a pic on here (says the pic is too big), BUT I'm looking at David's Instagram account and there's a couple of pictures on there where Jenelle is looking very much like Casey Anthony, imo.

And seriously, this is my fear for that child.  

[BitterApple]

Didn't Jenelle just buy herself an engagement ring? At this point she should have a nice stash of diamonds to pawn once those MTV checks stop coming in.

[CofCinci]

Is there an update?

"I was going to fight for Jace but then me and David broke up."

[jadecorleone]

Looked around on-line and found nothing so far. Im guessing they had another fight. 

[Miss Chevious]

One of many, I'm sure. Jenelle always has to be fighting with somebody. And one day they'll have a huge explosive fight then bam! Faster than you can say vicious cycle, UBT will be out the door with only his clothes in a trash bag, she'll be talking to Barb again & Tori will be her BFF again. Plus she'll be trolling for Baby Daddy Loser #4.

That is if UBT doesn't do a Dateline on her and she's in the trash bag.

Edited March 19, 2017 by Miss Chevious
Added last sentence

[CofCinci]

If they separated, it would be the messiest of her break ups since Janelle actually has some assets now. David co-owns the property and new modular -- and it's clear how much he loves the swampland. He's not giving that up. Also, he's the primary caregiver to the children. He'll want child support and custody of the baby. 

[Mkay]

UBT banned me from His twitter so I won't be much help here. 

[jadecorleone]

56 minutes ago, Mkay said:

UBT banned me from His twitter so I won't be much help here. 

Did a search and no sign of his twitter. Very curious. 

Edited March 19, 2017 by jadecorleone

[nikita]

Reading that blind as being about Jenelle...I think I started to feel bad for her? Holy crap, that was some dark and ugly stuff.

When the "teen moms" and their nasty behavior really starts getting to me to where I feel like I loathe them, I start to imagine "Teen Mom 1993," an imaginary show where the parents of the "Teen Mom 2" cast are the focus of the show (I have no idea if they were teenaged parents or not...Leah's mom was, I believe)...and I think of Chelsea and Leah and especially Jenelle and Kail as babies and toddlers and 1st graders and WTF happened to make them turn out this way. I'm sure we would've been outraged and wanting to save them.

[druzy]

https://twitter.com/PBandJenelley_1/status/843541174908522500

 

[CofCinci]

Sick means she has bruises and isn't going anywhere?...  perhaps. 

[BitterApple]

Of course Kaiser's getting everyone sick. You're dumping him in daycare 24/7, Jenelle. What the hell do you expect?

[ChocolateAddict]

Well when you combine terrible nutrition with constant daycare and very little parental interaction, of course the poor little chubbster is getting sick all the time. He's dumped in the corner to fend for himself, is given junk food and has a mother who couldn't be less interested if she tried. 

Also, if he is so sick all the time perhaps she should be spending less time on Twitter and more time making sure that the rest of her "big happy family!" doesn't get sick. Baby Endtable is still small and could probably use a bit of care right about now.  This isn't to say that parents of sick kids have to be sitting next to them 24/7 but put the damn phone down and give those kids some attention.

I can't think of two less equipped people to take care of a sick infant and toddler. They would be hard pressed to take care of a pet rock. 

[GreatKazu]

On 3/18/2017 at 8:03 PM, CofCinci said:

If they separated, it would be the messiest of her break ups since Janelle actually has some assets now. David co-owns the property and new modular -- and it's clear how much he loves the swampland. He's not giving that up. Also, he's the primary caregiver to the children. He'll want child support and custody of the baby. 

He co-owns it? I thought it was in his name only? Did he put Jenelle's name on the property and the home?

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Also, can I just point out that it took the stupid cow 5 years to properly file to "get Jace back"?  For all her shit talking over the years, she didn't file until he was 5, nearly 6.  

Don't forget, she also had three more pregnancies and produced TWO more children during that time period. She aborted her child with her ex because she had to focus on getting Jace back. I think Jenelle must have a copyright on "getting Jace back" because it is all she ever says. She should make t-shirts with that as a logo and sell them on her Instagram. More fitting would be to get it tattooed on her body.

Gotta love how that skank puts the blame on Kaiser again for the family being sick. It seems as if it is some sort of indirect smack talk against Nipples meaning he had Kaiser and when he is returned him to Jenelle, he returned him sick.

[Mkay]

31 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

 

Gotta love how that skank puts the blame on Kaiser again for the family being sick. It seems as if it is some sort of indirect smack talk against Nipples meaning he had Kaiser and when he is returned him to Jenelle, he returned him sick.

Except there's  this: 

[BitterApple]

Omg, "Chinnochia". I'm dead. Anon Mafioso needs to join this forum.

[GreatKazu]

20 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Except there's  this: 

Someone needs to grab those Twitter people and bring them over here. lol

Knowing Jenelle, she means Kaiser got them sick by bringing home germs but he himself is not sick, which can happen. Gotta put the blame on something and it will either be Nips or daycare.

[polandspring]

On 3/19/2017 at 3:51 AM, nikita said:

Reading that blind as being about Jenelle...I think I started to feel bad for her? Holy crap, that was some dark and ugly stuff.

When the "teen moms" and their nasty behavior really starts getting to me to where I feel like I loathe them, I start to imagine "Teen Mom 1993," an imaginary show where the parents of the "Teen Mom 2" cast are the focus of the show (I have no idea if they were teenaged parents or not...Leah's mom was, I believe)...and I think of Chelsea and Leah and especially Jenelle and Kail as babies and toddlers and 1st graders and WTF happened to make them turn out this way. I'm sure we would've been outraged and wanting to save them.

As far as these relationships, the girls are all re-enacting the same patterns of abuse and abandonment they experienced as children.  It's a sad thought.

[Christina87]

4 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Someone needs to grab those Twitter people and bring them over here. lol

Knowing Jenelle, she means Kaiser got them sick by bringing home germs but he himself is not sick, which can happen. Gotta put the blame on something and it will either be Nips or daycare.

Ahhhhh, they are at Broadway at the beach! I'm at myrtle semi regularly. Whyyyy do I never have a sighting of these people?!

[GreatKazu]

4 hours ago, Christina87 said:

Ahhhhh, they are at Broadway at the beach! I'm at myrtle semi regularly. Whyyyy do I never have a sighting of these people?!

That's what I say when they are here in So. Cal.  Then again, maybe it is a good thing I don't see them. I would likely give them a piece of my mind.

[druzy]

[druzy]

[GreatKazu]

Jenelle was pregnant with heart burn? Stupid ass broad.

Leah has no room to talk.

Jenelle's defenders make me sick. They think Barb is crazy? What fault does Barb have with all the crazy shit her daughter has committed over the seasons with all those fucking losers?

Team Barb.

Edited March 21, 2017 by GreatKazu