Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[GreatKazu]

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She's bout to take off!

Well, her head is shaped like a rocket. 

[ElderPrice]

I'd run as soon as I could too. 

[Mkay]

Lolol Y'all are killing me!

[charmed1]

So David has three kids by three different women right? And Jenelle's got three by three different men. Kail's got three by three and then there's Matt with 19 Kids and counting. Farrah  and Amber are the only "Teen Moms" with only one child, correct? I'm not trying to make any particular point, I'm just trying to keep up. These people breed like rabbits. It's like trying to tabulate bowling scores.

[Emkat]

6 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

So David has three kids by three different women right? And Jenelle's got three by three different men. Kail's got three by three and then there's Matt with 19 Kids and counting. 

It's disgusting.

[lovesnark]

They have to have a dry erase board set up to keep track of what kid goes to which parent when. Holidays will be so much fun?!

[ghoulina]

Doing Venn Diagrams for these people would break my white board. 

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, charmed1 said:

So David has three kids by three different women right? And Jenelle's got three by three different men. Kail's got three by three and then there's Matt with 19 Kids and counting. Farrah  and Amber are the only "Teen Moms" with only one child, correct? I'm not trying to make any particular point, I'm just trying to keep up. These people breed like rabbits. It's like trying to tabulate bowling scores.

Throw in the following:

- the std's they have acquired

- who is on probation

- who has pending charges and court dates in the future

- who has a restraining order in effect / who has put out fake restraining orders

- which kids do they have full custody of and which ones are partial custody

- half-siblings 

[Scarlett45]

2 hours ago, charmed1 said:

So David has three kids by three different women right? And Jenelle's got three by three different men. Kail's got three by three and then there's Matt with 19 Kids and counting. Farrah  and Amber are the only "Teen Moms" with only one child, correct? I'm not trying to make any particular point, I'm just trying to keep up. These people breed like rabbits. It's like trying to tabulate bowling scores.

Yes, Farrah and Amber are the only Moms not to have more kids. Ryan, Javi and Jeremy are the only Dads featured not to have any more kids. Gary, Corey and Jo are the Dads who have had a second child in a committed relationship or marriage. Of course C & T are the only ones to have another child together. 

 

35 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Throw in the following:

- the std's they have acquired

- who is on probation

- who has pending charges and court dates in the future

- who has a restraining order in effect / who has put out fake restraining orders

- which kids do they have full custody of and which ones are partial custody

- half-siblings 

Bolding mine- YES!!!

[druzy]

Babe

[KittyKat133]

13 hours ago, charmed1 said:

So David has three kids by three different women right? And Jenelle's got three by three different men. Kail's got three by three and then there's Matt with 19 Kids and counting. Farrah  and Amber are the only "Teen Moms" with only one child, correct? I'm not trying to make any particular point, I'm just trying to keep up. These people breed like rabbits. It's like trying to tabulate bowling scores.

Also maci has three kids one by one father two by a different father so we have to throw that one into the mix too. 

[lovesnark]

Now she's bitching about FB blocking her and saying it's their fault she can't contact any of her friends affected by the hurricane. FB dropped the ban hammer  for posting that reporters phone number and personal info. She's pretending she did nothing wrong and 'just shared someone's post'.

[Birdee]

45 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

Now she's bitching about FB blocking her and saying it's their fault she can't contact any of her friends affected by the hurricane. FB dropped the ban hammer  for posting that reporters phone number and personal info. She's pretending she did nothing wrong and 'just shared someone's post'.

Classic freakin' Jenelle. Nothing is ever her fault and bad things rain down on her for no reason whatsoever. Hell, Barb probably went to Mark Zuckerberg's house and asked him personally to ban Jenelle from FB.

[lovesnark]

1 minute ago, Birdee said:

Classic freakin' Jenelle. Nothing is ever her fault and bad things rain down on her for no reason whatsoever. Hell, Barb probably went to Mark Zuckerberg's house and asked him personally to ban Jenelle from FB.

Yep. Just like Barb probably had that reporter hiding in the swamp and arranged to have a drone buzzing the swamp pre nuptials. And, it was Barb's fault that Jenelle and UBT had the second fight of the night for the world to hear. If Barb wasn't such a bitch, Jenelle wouldn't have needed to lay in the bathtub and hit the bong instead of helping with her wedding prep. Barb sure gets a lot done for a woman in her 60's with an 8 year old and a full time job!

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, lovesnark said:

Now she's bitching about FB blocking her and saying it's their fault she can't contact any of her friends affected by the hurricane. FB dropped the ban hammer  for posting that reporters phone number and personal info. She's pretending she did nothing wrong and 'just shared someone's post'.

What friends? lol 

The episode during the moldy house drama: "I have no friends!!" 

[lovesnark]

How I wish MTV would grow some balls and put together a montage disputing all of her lies! Show it during the reunion before she comes out, then tell her they're done with this shiftiest and the series is over.

[Miss Chevious]

5 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

How I wish MTV would grow some balls and put together a montage disputing all of her lies! Show it during the reunion before she comes out, then tell her they're done with this shiftiest and the series is over.

That would be great to see but they'll never do it. It's all about the ratings for them. And ratings means money.  Jenelle and all her antics are a bonanza and MTV knows it. 

Personally, I'm so disgusted by Jenelle, Briana, Kail and Leah that I have a hard time watching these idiots. I signed the petition to kick Jenelle off but doubt MTV will take it seriously. But then, we'd have nothing to snark about and I'd miss you guys!

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:

That would be great to see but they'll never do it. It's all about the ratings for them. And ratings means money.  Jenelle and all her antics are a bonanza and MTV knows it. 

Personally, I'm so disgusted by Jenelle, Briana, Kail and Leah that I have a hard time watching these idiots. I signed the petition to kick Jenelle off but doubt MTV will take it seriously. But then, we'd have nothing to snark about and I'd miss you guys!

I'd miss you all, too. This is the only forum I participate in for the most part. I read many other show topics, but it is not the same when you can't really snark on people like these assholes who just amaze me with their stupidity, ignorance, and cry-baby attitude. 

Edited September 30, 2017 by GreatKazu

[lovesnark]

I'd die if i didn't have you guys to snark with! The beauty in these morons is (with the exception of Chelsea), we know they're all going to show up randomly on really, really bad reality shows for years. And, will be doing stupid things that keeps them in TV tabloids. We'll still be able to have fun together :)

[druzy]

[Rebecca]

On 9/27/2017 at 10:29 PM, GreatKazu said:

Depends on his probation terms. Generally, when one is on probation, they must obey ALL LAWS. 

Were the terms of his probation posted somewhere? 

A speeding ticket won't be found in violation unless his PO really hates him. I hope they do.

On 9/28/2017 at 10:25 AM, Mkay said:

What she meant to type was "You make a great photo prop for my pretend mommy moments." Oh my god dude hurry up and come get him David! 

She's so transparent and gross.

On 9/28/2017 at 10:40 AM, Christina said:

Nathan is not what I would call a handsome man but Kaiser looks like a little copy of him and is absolutely adorable.

I know right? I think Nathan is all kinda of fug but Kaiser is cute!

 

On 9/28/2017 at 11:18 AM, BitterApple said:

That look on Kaiser's face! 

And she's too stupid and emotionally disengaged that she doesn't even realize he looks uncomfortable and like he wants to be anywhere else. She doesn't even get that the picture doesn't make her look good which is the only reason she posted it - to try and look good. 

On 9/29/2017 at 8:55 AM, lovesnark said:

She sold a story to InTouch. The headline says watching their first dance will emotionally wreck you. Does that mean make you laugh at the yokels attempting to dance, then cry for those poor children?

I can't imagine anything Jenelle does positively touching me in an emotional way.

Edited September 30, 2017 by Rebecca

[Mr. Miner]

We see you Jenelle, you John Lithgow looking poser skank. Two fucking dullards reproducing...sickening!

[GreatKazu]

When I see the photo up above of Endtable and Kaiser, I literally see the mini-me versions of Jenelle and Nathan. 

Not gonna lie, but if MTV ever shows a scene of Kaiser and Endtable going at it, like little kids sometimes do, I am going to be laughing because it will be the mini-me version of Jenelle and Nathan fighting. I will see Endtable making that ugly crying face like Jenelle while Kaiser will be dogging her out just like his dad. 

[galaxychaser]

Wow that's a huge head.  I'm surprised she can lift it up.  Poor kid. 

[MissMel]

[Booger666]

On 9/29/2017 at 1:50 PM, Mkay said:

Glad to see she *finally* got Kaiser some water.

[Mkay]

7 hours ago, Birdee said:

Classic freakin' Jenelle. Nothing is ever her fault and bad things rain down on her for no reason whatsoever. Hell, Barb probably went to Mark Zuckerberg's house and asked him personally to ban Jenelle from FB.

Yes!! Of course she did. She is sooooo mean dude. Ugh 

 

Really though.  Your post made me lol

Edited September 30, 2017 by Mkay

[mrsh]

57 minutes ago, MissMel said:

wouldn't surprise me if this ends up being true. Jenelle is the exact type of creature that would turn a blid eye to her soulmate of the moment molesting her children. When Lurch made the uncle bad touch comment, he gave me the creeps and made me wonder what normal non child molesting man would even joke like that.

[GreatKazu]

4 hours ago, mrsh said:

wouldn't surprise me if this ends up being true. Jenelle is the exact type of creature that would turn a blid eye to her soulmate of the moment molesting her children. When Lurch made the uncle bad touch comment, he gave me the creeps and made me wonder what normal non child molesting man would even joke like that.

Jenelle is that type of person because she already defended UBT from an accusation of child porn and turned around and accused Nathan of molestation:. She accused Keefuh of the same thing back in 2013:

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2016/03/25/jenelle-evans-boyfriend-david-eason-posts-sexually-provocative-photo-of-her-son/

 

And Jenelle is the type of person who would be the perfect candidate for bringing that kind of person around her children because her priority is finding a guy ASAP to fulfill her needs. These pervs know exactly who to prey upon and sadly, it is these desperate parents who are quick to bring their new partner around their children because they give the impression they are all about family. It's a tactic. Jenelle seeking guys out on Tinder makes it that much easier. 

Edited October 1, 2017 by GreatKazu
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[lovesnark]

29 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Jenelle is that type of person because she already defended UBT from an accusation of child porn and turned around and accused Nathan of molestation:. She accused Keefuh of the same thing back in 2013:

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2016/03/25/jenelle-evans-boyfriend-david-eason-posts-sexually-provocative-photo-of-her-son/

 

And Jenelle is the type of person who would be the perfect candidate for bringing that kind of person around her children because her priority is finding a guy ASAP to fulfill her needs. These pervs know exactly who to prey upon and sadly, it is these desperate parents who are quick to bring their new partner around their children because they give the impression they are all about family. It's a tactic. Jenelle seeking guys out on Tinder makes it that much easier. 

When you add in that Jenelle wants a guy who is willing to completely take over all of the child care, you get a perfect set up for a predator. As long as she can lay around, hit the bong, post shit on social media and be the one the checks are made out to, she's happy. In her night before the swamp weddin'  rant, she said "This is my house". I'm sure she's thrown that in the face of every guy she's lived with. I wonder if she even realizes how things have changed for her financially now that she's married. UBT may be dumber than a box of rocks about most things, but he's smart when it comes to knowing that knocking her up ASAP, convincing her to buy property she had no interest in until he came along and marrying her was just what he needed to secure some $$$. He's going to fight tooth and nail when they split up to keep THE LAND and the house and Endtable.

[KittyKat133]

12 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

I'd miss you all, too. This is the only forum I participate in for the most part. I read many other show topics, but it is not the same when you can't really snark on people like these assholes who just amaze me with their stupidity, ignorance, and cry-baby attitude. 

You guys got me through the most miserable pregnancy these last nine months! I am up all hours of the night with bladder problems and pregnancy induced insomnia. It makes it a million times better to come here and "hang" with you gals. 

[druzy]

Nathan walked in on Jenelle & Keifer???

[lovesnark]

Ryan Dolph is threatening to spill all Jenelle's tea on twitter. Apparently, she did a tweet and delete about him and now he's saying he's going to spill. He's the guy she called during the reunion, I guess they've been 'friends' for a long time. Some folks are speculating that he's one of her dealers. I don't know how to embed the tweets here. @druzy or @mkay?

 

ETA: Ha! druzy is ON IT!

Edited October 1, 2017 by lovesnark

[druzy]

2 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

Ryan Dolph is threatening to spill all Jenelle's tea on twitter. Apparently, she did a tweet and delete about him and now he's saying he's going to spill. He's the guy she called during the reunion, I guess they've been 'friends' for a long time. Some folks are speculating that he's one of her dealers. I don't know how to embed the tweets here. @druzy or @mkay?

I just posted above here are some more

Edited October 1, 2017 by druzy

[lovesnark]

3 minutes ago, druzy said:

I just posted

I edited my post after you did-haha! Let's get the popcorn popping, shall we? I remember Nathan saying something about finding Jenelle in bed with Keiffer after they'd had a fight and broken up for the 10th time. Also, Ryan is saying that the phone call during the reunion was about a dick pic Nathan sent Jenelle and that he covered for her to keep UBT from going off on her.

[druzy]

3 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

I edited my post after you did-haha! Let's get the popcorn popping, shall we? I remember Nathan saying something about finding Jenelle in bed with Keiffer after they'd had a fight and broken up for the 10th time. Also, Ryan is saying that the phone call during the reunion was about a dick pic Nathan sent Jenelle and that he covered for her to keep UBT from going off on her.

This is all news to me! So is Keifer to Jenelle like Robby is to Leah? 

Jenelle & UBT can't control themselves, so this should be a good twitter battle!

[lovesnark]

12 minutes ago, druzy said:

This is all news to me! So is Keifer to Jenelle like Robby is to Leah? 

Jenelle & UBT can't control themselves, so this should be a good twitter battle!

Jenelle said Nathan broke in and Nathan said he still had his key because they weren't broken up. They're both liars, so who knows. It must be Keiffer's green hoodie. She cannot resist! It looks like this whole twitter war started because Jenelle tweeted that it was all her idea to have Ryan film with Nathan and that Ryan had only met UBT one time, so he doesn't know what he's talking about. Of course, when he called out her lies, she deleted them. According to him, MTV has been in contact with him for a long time and he's told them he wasn't interested out of friendship with her. She threw him under the bus and now he's pissed.

[druzy]

I didn't know who Ryan Dolph was so I googled him. This explains his relationship with Jenelle. When did Nathan & Ryan become friends?

1 minute ago, lovesnark said:

Jenelle said Nathan broke in and Nathan said he still had his key because they weren't broken up. They're both liars, so who knows. It must be Keiffer's green hoodie. She cannot resist! It looks like this whole twitter war started because Jenelle tweeted that it was all her idea to have Ryan film with Nathan and that Ryan had only met UBT one time, so he doesn't know what he's talking about. Of course, when he called out her lies, she deleted them. According to him, MTV has been in contact with him for a long time and he's told them he wasn't interested out of friendship with her. She threw him under the bus and now he's pissed.

Wow- thanks @lovesnark! 

[CofCinci]

Since they had Jace and Kaiser last weekend, that means that only Marissa and Ensley are at the compound this weekend.  Sadly, Marissa knows how to keep her head down during their fights. I’m sure there is an epic one happening as soon as these fucks wake up. 

[lovesnark]

If Jenelle follows her usual pattern, she'll post his address and phone number before the day is over.

[toodywoody]

He is right, Jenelle does think she runs shit. She thinks she can run her mouth and everyone will bow down to her and back down. Jenelle also thinks everyone can be thrown away when she is done with them and can come back around when she wants to, just like her relationship with her mother. She is such an asshole.  Hope he spills it all on the bitch, she deserves it for the nasty asshole she is.

[druzy]

The court date is tomorrow so Jenelle is probably trying to lay low but we know that won't last.

[lovesnark]

8 minutes ago, druzy said:

The court date is tomorrow so Jenelle is probably trying to lay low but we know that won't last.

Jenelle trying to lay low? HAHAHA! Thanks for the best laugh I've had this weekend!

[CofCinci]

10 minutes ago, druzy said:

The court date is tomorrow so Jenelle is probably trying to lay low but we know that won't last.

For what? I can’t even keep up with what they’re in court for this week. 

[druzy]

Just now, CofCinci said:

For what? I can’t even keep up with what they’re in court for this week. 

Kaiser's custody case.

[lovesnark]

52 minutes ago, druzy said:

Kaiser's custody case.

I hope Doris has been printing every crazy tweet. She asked that Jenelle undergo a psychological exam.  I also hope Doris is in contact with The Ashley and will be able to substantiate the claims of UBT being in possession of a firearm, the fighting and Kaiser being left to fend for himself while they were going at it.

[druzy]

9 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

I hope Doris has been printing every crazy tweet. She asked that Jenelle undergo a psychological exam.  I also hope Doris is in contact with The Ashley and will be able to substantiate the claims of UBT being in possession of a firearm, the fighting and Kaiser being left to fend for himself while they were going at it.

I have a feeling that Jenelle tried to get an adjournment.

They have to produce DSS Records,& Hair/Nail Follicle Drug test.

[Booger666]

@druzy - Do they have to produce all that or was that just requested by Doris?  I really hope they have to, but Janelle has successfully navigated so many judicial situations I don't know what to expect.

[druzy]

7 minutes ago, Booger666 said:

@druzy - Do they have to produce all that or was that just requested by Doris?  I really hope they have to, but Janelle has successfully navigated so many judicial situations I don't know what to expect.

You're right. The court will issue an order regarding the motion Doris filed (and Jenelle's cross-motion).

[ReadMeLattice]

After seeing the Being Nathan special, I really hope that 1) Doris gets custody and 2) she doesn't use it as a smokescreen to let Nathan do what he wants, like Adam's or Ryan's parents have seemed to do sometimes. She appears blind to her son's issues--a LITTLE like Barb, but Barb seems to have Jenelle's number much more--and I hope this is truly really only about Kaiser and not about Nathan. Kaiser deserves a real chance, not to just be used as a pawn between two abusive parents and their revolving doors of partners.