Jesus God, Leah!!

[charmed1]

Children need to be fed, washed, clothed? Too stressed, I might die y'all. Confronted by my old man cause I cheated? Panic attack, hun, I could die any second!

Good thing Jenelle is around. She saves lives dude. While you'll just be a poster on ptv and that's all that you'll ever be.

Edited October 2, 2015 by charmed1

[ghoulina]

If people died from stress and anxiety, I'd have been gone a long time ago. I'd be like Kenny from South Park. Dying every freaking day. 

[Soobs]

I thought the way a safe word worked was you said it.  Not your mother from the audience yelling it for you. You say it.  Mama Dawn has to yell it so Leah doesn't go spilling those secrets she isn't supposed to tell.

 

Something tells me that Mama Dawn has a lot at stake in keeping Leah quiet.

[FairyDusted]

Love it the druggie oops anxiety nod is perfect.

Alllllll that AND a bag of Cheethos! 

[Darknight]

Leah needs to give her vagina a rest. I mean really less than a month she's already dating and bringing men around her kids. She also looks sick

[GreatKazu]

Leah needs to give her vagina a rest. I mean really less than a month she's already dating and bringing men around her kids. She also looks sick

Leah's life is like a gang-bang.

[leighroda]

Y'all... I've been a little stressed lately, between nursing school, settling my moms estate, we only have Cheetos puffs downstairs, not the crunchy, and when I went to SAMs they were fresh out of purple hugs...so if y'all don't here from me in a few days could someone do a welfare check that I didn't drop dead from the anxiety.

(I am aware that this post is probably my ticket to hell, making fun of anxiety pretty much makes me a horrible person, but sometimes you just have to go for the giggles)

[ranchgirl]

LMAO that photo is all kinds of awesome!! I don't think you could add anything to it as it is perfect!

 

Swap Jenelle's face with Leah's and make it a big joint instead of a cheeto. lol

 

From The Ashley:

Oh, now Leah almost died from stress and anxiety. No you fucking inbred piece of shit!! If she was dying it was because of DRUGS!!

 

So Mama Dawn, knowing how close to death Leah was, couldn't wait to call her once she left for rehab to tell her that she didn't like the way Corey treated her and that he wasn't going to give the girlses back to her when she got home.  Way to reduce her stress and anxiety Mama Dawn.  WTG.

[MargeGunderson]

I honestly think that both Leah and Dawn can't live without the drama. Starting it or stirring it, the drama is how they get attention and God knows they love it.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

I think Mama Dawn is living high on the hog off of Leah's TM money and child support money. She's afraid if the full extent of Leah's drug problem was known, Leah might lose both the show and custody as well as child support.

I'm also not so sure Mama Dawn doesn't partake in those same hobbies that landed Leah in rehab. At this point she seems to me to be on her way to being the West Virginia TM version of Dina Lohan. (But at least Lindsay Lohan has so far been smart enough not to have kids.)

I feel like Dawn's ex/ex-stepdad Lee could fill in some blanks for us. I used to think he was somewhat annoying but he was always there for the Messer kids so I hope they still have some kind of relationship. But I wonder if maybe part of the reason for the divorce was something to do with Leah - and possibly Dawn's - "anxiety."

[Mkay]

http://www.realitytea.com/2015/10/03/leah-messer-divorce-humiliating-blames-jeremy-calvert-refuses-address-drug-rumors-blames-corey-simms/

 

Of course although LEAH was the one caught on the Deer Cam, she whines that Jeremy didn’t try hard enough in their marriage. “I do love Jeremy, but when you say for better or worse you don’t give up easily on that person!” she complains “I’m just thankful we do what is best for our daughter and always have her best interest at HEART!”

[leighroda]

I know! Now it's Jeremy who gave up!? This is the problem that arises when MTV agreed not to mention the deer cam etc, she is acting like we have no clue about any of that. I'm so tired of her getting all of this credit for being brave because she hadn't been honest or open about any of it. The negative stuff is all based on what we see, not that she has admitted or come clean about anything.

[Rebecca]

It's the same exact shit she tried to do when she and Corey divorced. I just watched some episodes from around that time and she just goes on and on about how wanting the truck destroyed their marriage and then when he gets the truck she mentions it again multiple times and Corey literally laughs at her for saying that is why the marriage failed.

Maybe if she owned up to truth and reality she'd have less anxiety?!

By the way, I went to the ER last night for an actual panic attack (I was recently diagnosed with a disease and it's been very hard because symptoms strike at any moment and are completely debilitating so I'm constantly paranoid I'm about to get extremely ill...) due to extreme anxiety I've developed in the last several months due to dealing with serious health issues. From my POV no one should feel bad joking about Leah's anxiety, it makes me laugh because she's so damn dramatic!! "Almost died" indeed. Real anxiety is no joke but it's hard to take seriously when she is using it as a crutch for everything (hey, I still went to work today!) and over dramatizing.

Edited October 5, 2015 by Rebecca

[cheatincheetos]

Jermy seems as fond of those Hurley shirts as Corey is of Under Armor. Are they getting paid for promoting?

[cheatincheetos]

 

 “I do love Jeremy, but when you say for better or worse you don’t give up easily on that person!” she complains “I’m just thankful we do what is best for our daughter and always have her best interest at HEART!”

[charmed1]

CTHU!! That scene will never not be funny to me. Sorry Adderall. Both your parents were more concerned with arguing than pulling over while you were being covered in an avalanche of junk.

[ghoulina]

Oh my gosh, so funny. But then it's not. That poor baby. She is completely horrified. Will he real mama, Gracie, please make the backseat safer?

[GreatKazu]

LOL  It wasn't not funny!!! Oh Tami, you double negative heifer!  This shit was hilarious and I will always find it funny. It should be a meme so it can live on forever.

[FairyDusted]

Hope you don't mind CC but I just had to pin that shit cuz I wanna see that forever!

 

LOL  It wasn't not funny!!! Oh Tami, you double negative heifer!  This shit was hilarious and I will always find it funny. It should be a meme so it can live on forever.

[cheatincheetos]

 From my POV no one should feel bad joking about Leah's anxiety, it makes me laugh because she's so damn dramatic!! "Almost died" indeed.

According to Leah or Jenelle, it's spelled "dramastic".

LOL  It wasn't not funny!!! Oh Tami, you double negative heifer!  This shit was hilarious and I will always find it funny. It should be a meme so it can live on forever.

instead of "It's Raining Men"  "It's Raining Backpacks" (or something that sounds catchier)

[ghoulina]

Um so, the neighbor boy who was riding bikes with my kids just tried to offer them a Hug. I wonder if I should inform the mother that the Pill Princess of Possum Holler is the real mom to her kid.

[FairyDusted]

LOL! Hug jokes will always remain funny! 

[fliptopbox]

What do hugs taste like? I have honestly never had one. I feel like they don't even have real flavors....the purple probably tastes purple, but not at all like a grape. You know?

[cheatincheetos]

What do hugs taste like? I have honestly never had one. I feel like they don't even have real flavors....the purple probably tastes purple, but not at all like a grape. You know?

They taste like dye for the baby's head. You can almost hear your little brain cells scream as they die one by one.

Edited October 6, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[Mkay]

They taste like dye for the baby's head.

I'm so glad I didn't have food or drink in my mouth!!! HAhahahahaahahaha

[cheatincheetos]

Hope you don't mind CC but I just had to pin that shit cuz I wanna see that forever!

We need an animated gif of the Addylanche.

[FairyDusted]

That would be FAB! 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

By the way, I went to the ER last night for an actual panic attack (I was recently diagnosed with a disease and it's been very hard because symptoms strike at any moment and are completely debilitating so I'm constantly paranoid I'm about to get extremely ill...) due to extreme anxiety I've developed in the last several months due to dealing with serious health issues. From my POV no one should feel bad joking about Leah's anxiety, it makes me laugh because she's so damn dramatic!! "Almost died" indeed. Real anxiety is no joke but it's hard to take seriously when she is using it as a crutch for everything (hey, I still went to work today!) and over dramatizing.

I'm so sorry to hear this Rebecca. I struggle with anxiety and depression. It's tough. Leah & Jenelle mock us all with their "anxiety."

What do hugs taste like? I have honestly never had one.

Childhood obesity and early development of type two diabetes.

[Isthisok]

What do hugs taste like? I have honestly never had one. I feel like they don't even have real flavors....the purple probably tastes purple, but not at all like a grape. You know?

They taste like melted cheap Popsicles. They don't have real flavors. I haven't had one since I was 8 or so. Our neighbor's always had them, my mom didn't buy them. I didn't even taste Mountain Dew until I was in high school. I wonder what uppers Possum Princess' girlses will be taking by then? Rhoda will be mainlining Four Loko.

[cheatincheetos]

That would be FAB! 

Also it should include a road warning sign from Kanawha County.

 

[ghoulina]

I have literally never tasted a HUG, but I imagine they taste like pure sugar and syrup. This was a red one. He also offered them a grape Kool-aid thingy. I immediately told him it was bedtime and took my kids inside. I hope he enjoyed his burned ravioli for dinner. You know, 5 hours later. 

[charmed1]

They taste like melted cheap Popsicles. They don't have real flavors. .

^This is exactly right. If you've ever eaten one of those Flavor-Ice things before they were fully frozen, that's what a lil hug tastes like. When my family had/has cookouts, all the kids are restricted to drinking water or lil hugs. For some reason, we call them Huggies. You bite into the tin foil top with your two front teeth and let the colored sugar flow. But in my family's defense, we only have them at cook outs. They're cheap and you can buy them in bulk. Leah's kidses on the other hand, seem to have them year round. Dew-tooth be damned.

[cheatincheetos]

Leah's safe word should have been Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen and they should have been strict about the enunciationses.

[DollyMamaB]

Heh. Yep. Born in Alexandria, and if everything south of Stafford were to mysteriously disappear into the abyss, NoVa would not be upset.

 

There's something south of Stafford? ;-) 

[DollyMamaB]

So, according to Leah, she spent the first two weeks of "therapy", crying.  So, then the 2nd two weeks she met a man and then moved him in?  I mean, she was only in there 30 days, right?  I didn't even have sex with my now husband that fast. 

[crazychicken]

So, according to Leah, she spent the first two weeks of "therapy", crying.  So, then the 2nd two weeks she met a man and then moved him in?  I mean, she was only in there 30 days, right?  I didn't even have sex with my now husband that fast. 

 

She meet her man before she went in to rehab, according to rumours he stayed at Dawn's house while Leah was in rehab.

 

I did crack up at her stupidity at the reunion of I do not have a boyfriend, he has only attended a cook out with me, he does not stay the night, Corey met him backstage at the reunion, Corey knows his family the whole 2 of them from the Water Board?? I went idiot you should have yelled monkey as the sentence before that was Corey you know I do not lie.

[ghoulina]

Haha, they can't be your boyfriend if they don't stay the night! Duh. If they leave out the window or you just screw them in the back of the truck, it doesn't  count. 

 

Well, unless, of course, the deer cam catches you. Or you wind up preggers. 

 

 

I wish Leah would attach herself to Adumb. At least he's had a vasectomy. 

[cheatincheetos]

I wish Leah would attach herself to Adumb. At least he's had a vasectomy. 

"Unfortunately" he has a job (at the moment) and therefore wouldn't be home enough to satisfy her. Also, in the Examiner interview that Lind just did, he used the wording "her drug problem" so he would be bell-book-and-candle excommunicated from the First Church of Our Lady of Cheetos.

 

 

According to the Wikipedia page for Clendenin, “Several people in the town have claimed to have seen local legendary monsters such as the Mothman, the Flatwoods, WV Green Monster, and the White Tiger.”

 

Why do those all sound like names for drinks at bars that Jeremy frequents?

Edited October 9, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[beesknees]

What do hugs taste like? I have honestly never had one. I feel like they don't even have real flavors....the purple probably tastes purple, but not at all like a grape. You know?

God, the blue and the purple ones taste like battery acid.

[leighroda]

Does anyone watch the Simpsons? I did when I was younger and for some reason the phrase "it tastes like burning" comes to mind when I think of what a hug tastes like, unfortunately although my mom was far from perfect, I managed to get through my childhood without having ever had one (probably because my mom didn't have a sams card) by no means was she cautious about what we ate, I have been allowed to have soda as long as I can remember. I just feel like it would be so sweet and chemically tasting that it can't be refreshing. Have y'all seen the buzzfeed things where people try different foods for the first time? Like they had people from India try pop rocks/twinkies... Or they had one where people from the north tried some traditionally southern food... We should have one where we try hugs.

[SPLAIN]

I never heard of Hugs. Ever. I read about it here on this board and then one day while I was out at WalMart, I saw a pallet of those juices. I suppose I never paid attention to them. Suddenly, it seems I am now seeing them each and every time I go to WM. Is it a WM item? I normally shop for groceries at another grocery store but, WM is my go to place for certain items.

[cheatincheetos]

A pallet at Walmart makes me think of the Hoarder shows, or My 600 Lb Life.

 

Go Mart does a promo with Leah. See her grab a balanced meal for the girlses.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUjNm7Dnt18

Edited October 10, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[cheatincheetos]

According to the Wikipedia page for Clendenin, “Several people in the town have claimed to have seen local legendary monsters such as the Mothman, the Flatwoods, WV Green Monster, and the White Tiger.”

  Fun fact about Miranda: she actually hails from Point Pleasant, the river town at the center of the Mothman sightings. Someone keep Leah away from that town statue of the creature; she'll probably try to rub herself against those perfect abs.

 

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/12036

 

 Have y'all seen the buzzfeed things where people try different foods for the first time? Like they had people from India try pop rocks/twinkies... Or they had one where people from the north tried some traditionally southern food... We should have one where we try hugs.

They're on Youtube as well. There's at least one of people trying West Virginia foods but some of them aren't very West Virginian. They didn't go for squirrel brains and moonshine like Anthony Bourdain did.

 

"Tastes like burning" is a great phrase too.

Edited October 10, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[cheatincheetos]

This TGIF song dedication goes out to "Dr" Drewp. Perfect title.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POzSXzwbwIc

[mittsigirl]

Mama Dawn thinks she is just so important! Goes thru life sticking her nose where it don't belong, getting into people's business, she needs to get a life! I wonder if they are on the hunt for their next new men together? Ewww!

[ChocolateAddict]

Out of all the kids in the series, Leah's seem to be the least socialised.  They don't attend school regularly, we have only heard about Gracie's cheerleading twice and both times Leah had a breakdown in the car.  They seem to spend more time than is healthy entertaining themselves at Leah's house and Gracie is badly behaved which I don't believe that it is ADHD.  We hear plenty about Isaac's soccer and Aubree's softball and occasionally about Jace's karate (but he didn't have too much screen time this season) yet no much about Ali and Gracie.  

[cheatincheetos]

http://www.eonline.com/news/704851/bristol-palin-attacks-washington-school-allegedly-giving-iuds-to-11-year-old-students

 

I agree, this is unneeded in Seattle.

 

They should be doing this in WV instead.

 

Edited October 11, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[Tatum]

I am mildly curious what age Leah was when mama dawn took her in for her first depo shot.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

If Mama Dawn had any sense, it would have been as soon as Leah started her period.

[Spacecow]

Depo is one of the hardest birth control methods to screw up. And yet she still managed to get pregnant, because oopsie I guess if you miss a shot it's not effective, y'all!

 

About the girlses being poorly socialized: I wonder how they behave at school, now that they're in kindergarten. I bet Gracie is probably already becoming a "mean girl". Ali I can see being a sweetheart but still having her moments.