Farrah

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Farrah's sister Ashley is pregnant again.

http://starcasm.net/archives/315289

[wrestlesflamingos]

It's weird that Debra kept her first married name she shares with Ashley but I can't think of a better solution. Is Sophia Abraham or whatever Derek's name was?

[Christina]

I got sucked in on an article on Starcasm while reading about Corey and Miranda's pregnancy. There is a page about Farrah http://starcasm.net/archives/314518 and about halfway down, is this:

 

As fans of Teen Mom OG are aware, Farrah mentioned on the show that she and her mother Debra Danielsen were cast in a new reality show about mothers and daughters needing therapy. There has been no official announcement about the project, but we did a little research and found a casting call from August/September for a new reality show filmed in the Los Angeles area that seems to fit the bill. Here is what they were looking for:

 

    Casting mother-daughter rehab reality show focusing on mother daughter duos who have had a major falling out and are interested in reconciling with help from a therapist in a group setting. The bigger the disagreement the better; daughter should be in her 20’s; attractive.

 

The show doesn’t have a working title, but the production company is listed as Irwin Entertainment. Irwin also produces Couples Therapy, so it would make perfect sense that they would reach out to Farrah and Debra having worked with both on them in a therapy setting previously.

Ahhh! won't let me edit the link. I am having a heck of time posting lately. Anyhow, there was a discussion about what therapy show she was going to be doing on one of the episode threads, but I don't remember where or when.

Edited May 14, 2015 by Christina

[Meghansmom]

I am fairly certain Sophia's last name is Abraham not Underwood.  That is one decision Farrah made that I understand and agree with (did I really say that?)  Being a single mom is so much easier when you share the same last name as your child.  I did not want to be called Mrs. So and so for the rest of my life!

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

It's weird that Debra kept her first married name she shares with Ashley but I can't think of a better solution. Is Sophia Abraham or whatever Derek's name was?

I'm wondering if maybe Debra's maiden name is Danielson and she either wasn't married to Ashley's dad or decided to give Ashley her last name.

[purplemonkey]

On 5/11, Farrah tweeted these gems. Good grief. Isn't she too busy with her successful career to play on Twitter?

@F1abraham: I'm just as confused @Starcasm @macibookoutmtv thinks she's strong& #bulletproof

[Tatum]

Yeah, those tweets are not too impressive. I was pretty enraged though to see some tweet from Ryan that says anyone who's had a dick in their ass loses the right to say anything about anything.

 

Hey Ryan- Farrah is a barely literate, shit stirring, delusional, ungrateful asshole. Go ahead and pick on her for any of the above. But plenty of successful, educated, hardworking people who contribute far more to society than YOU ever will have engaged in anal sex or any other kind of non vanilla sexual activity so shut the hell up.

[FozzyBear]

Yeah, those tweets are not too impressive. I was pretty enraged though to see some tweet from Ryan that says anyone who's had a dick in their ass loses the right to say anything about anything.

Hey Ryan- Farrah is a barely literate, shit stirring, delusional, ungrateful asshole. Go ahead and pick on her for any of the above. But plenty of successful, educated, hardworking people who contribute far more to society than YOU ever will have engaged in anal sex or any other kind of non vanilla sexual activity so shut the hell up.

That quote says so much more about Ryan's ignorant, sexist, homophobic, pea-sized brain than it does about Farrah's relative morality.

[GreatKazu]

I bet Ryan would love to shove his pecker in some girl's ass. Thus far, he hasn't had any takers. Nothing wrong with anal sex, Ryan. It is not just a "gay" thing.  I am sure if Farrah gave you the time of day and allowed you to have anal sex with her,  you'd go for it in a heartbeat.

 

Never did I think Maci and Ryan would ever make me have to defend Farrah. I'd rather watch five minutes of Farrah on screen than ever watch those two douche bags again.

 

 

 

Is Sophia Abraham

Yes, that is her last name.

[Tatum]

 

 

I bet Ryan would love to shove his pecker in some girl's ass. Thus far, he hasn't had any takers. Nothing wrong with anal sex, Ryan. It is not just a "gay" thing.  I am sure if Farrah gave you the time of day and allowed you to have anal sex with her,  you'd go for it in a heartbeat.

 

Never did I think Maci and Ryan would ever make me have to defend Farrah. I'd rather watch five minutes of Farrah on screen than ever watch those two douche bags again.

 

 

Yes, that is her last name.

 

I'm sure Ryan would be down for anal, but it wouldn't surprise me if 30 seconds after he prematurely finished, he was on the phone with his stupid buddies, frat-ing about how he gave it to some dirty whore who likes it up the ass. I bet in Ryan's neck of the woods, being a straight female who has anal sex and being a gay man are equally contemptible.

 

I can't believe I now despise Ryan more than Farrah AND Maci. Maci says a ton of shit that doesn't make sense, but at least she's never (to my knowledge) tried to claim that any person that does a certain sexual thing is not entitled to an opinion.

[GreatKazu]

 

but at least she's never (to my knowledge) tried to claim that any person that does a certain sexual thing is not entitled to an opinion.

Well, in one way she has. She didn't want to share a platform with Farrah because of her supposed whorish ways. Maci is saying, at least in my eyes, that she is above Farrah and that Farrah is ruining her (Maci) image. Maci cannot be shown on the same show as someone who engages in a sex toy line and has made a porn tape. She tried to deny Farrah - through threats - that she should not earn an income and share her life and her opinions on Teen Mom.  As much as I despise Farrah for so much, I just cannot get with Maci's tarnished image as an excuse to deny someone their earnings from a tv show simply because of a porn tape.

[Tatum]

Well, in one way she has. She didn't want to share a platform with Farrah because of her supposed whorish ways. Maci is saying, at least in my eyes, that she is above Farrah and that Farrah is ruining her (Maci) image. Maci cannot be shown on the same show as someone who engages in a sex toy line and has made a porn tape. She tried to deny Farrah - through threats - that she should not earn an income and share her life and her opinions on Teen Mom.  As much as I despise Farrah for so much, I just cannot get with Maci's tarnished image as an excuse to deny someone their earnings from a tv show simply because of a porn tape.

 

You're right, Maci is being an asshole about the porn thing. However, when it comes to which slut shaming is worse- Maci vs. Ryan- I find it slightly less offensive to be against the porn industry as a whole instead of being against anal sex (when you're female- or gay-, as evidently sticking your dick in an ass is okay, just not being the receiver). I mean, you can dislike porn without being a slut shaming mysognist. Ryan is basically suggesting that any girl who would do anal (without similarly pointing the finger at the guy who's currently doing anal with her) is such a dirty whore that she has no entitlement to an opinion about anything. At least Maci could TRY and claim she would be equally against a male porn star coming on her show.

Edited May 14, 2015 by Tatum

[cheatincheetos]

That quote says so much more about Ryan's ignorant, sexist, homophobic, pea-sized brain than it does about Farrah's relative morality.

And it suggests that she didn't get back to him when he asked Farrah on Twitter to contact him. Sour grapes.

Goodness, anal sex doesn't create trap babies for MTV income, ka-ching, so we can't have that.

[GreatKazu]

If only Maci had done the anal for Ryan, we'd be spared that massive forehead of hers, and that bitching and whining.

[Christina]

During my MS flares, I go through this cognitive dysfunction where what is in my brain just doesn't come out of my mouth. I've forgotten what I was writing/typing while I was doing it, and I mess up words, replacing them or have trouble remembering them.

 

I say all that so it hopefully doesn't sound as bad when I say that there is something wrong with Farrah cognitively. She does this word salad thing that I recognize in myself, and sometimes it's worse than others. To read her tweets or hear her interviews, you wonder what drugs she is on, and maybe it is drugs. Or maybe there is something chemically unbalanced there. I'm also pretty sure she has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (my Ph.D. is from Google University), but don't know of that causing trouble with words.

 

Or maybe she is just a high-functioning illiterate.

[cheatincheetos]

During my MS flares, I go through this cognitive dysfunction where what is in my brain just doesn't come out of my mouth. I've forgotten what I was writing/typing while I was doing it, and I mess up words, replacing them or have trouble remembering them.

 

I say all that so it hopefully doesn't sound as bad when I say that there is something wrong with Farrah cognitively. She does this word salad thing that I recognize in myself, and sometimes it's worse than others. To read her tweets or hear her interviews, you wonder what drugs she is on, and maybe it is drugs. Or maybe there is something chemically unbalanced there. I'm also pretty sure she has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (my Ph.D. is from Google University), but don't know of that causing trouble with words.

 

Or maybe she is just a high-functioning illiterate.

She reminds me of some people who buy those 'word of the day' calendars (or use the Internet equivalent) and then overuse those few "$50 words" to seem more educated than they are. She also likes to claim that she wants to have a dialogue when there is conflict, as with Maci, and then natters over the other person, worse than I've ever heard on any obnoxious political talk show.

I thought too that she might be a case of NPD, even before she put that selfie with the mirrors up and proclaimed that her girl crush was herself.

[fliptopbox]

Eesh. The last episode all of Farrah's segments felt forced. And I feel terrible for Sophia, the way she clung to Simon while he was around. That girl is seriously attention starved. Also what is up with Farrah's voice, when she's talking to anyone and she's not having a tantrum or about to have a tantrum she talks in this weird sing-songy baby voice? It's not cute.

[ghoulina]

Her voice sounds exactly Deborah's, when she's being all, "Baby" to Farrah. Exactly. I bet part of why Farrah gets so annoyed with her mother is because she is a lot LIKE her mother. 

 

And, yes, poor Sophia. She obviously gets little attention between Farrah jetting off to various appearances and requiring hours in the bathroom to perfect her poofy hairdo.

[LexiconDevilOne]

Please someone, tell me, in real time, that Simon has gone running for his life from Farrah, and the nutjobs...

[ginger90]

Please someone, tell me, in real time, that Simon has gone running for his life from Farrah, and the nutjobs...

Apparently not : https://twitter.com/SimonSaran/status/603036268843257856

[truelovekiss]

Simon, I think, is along for the ride, for as long as it lasts, which will probably not be much longer. I can't imagine MTV renewing this crap, especially with Leah and her deer cam scandal and Jenelle and Nathan breaking up 163829 times coming up. Those girls are where the real money is. They have two train wrecks, balanced with Chelsea, her stable job and not sleazy looking boyfriend, and Kailyn...not being the worst, I guess. Anyway, Simon will be gone when the money and attention dry up.

[ghoulina]

Wow, MTV must be downright torturous to work with if filming put him in a worse mood than just being around Farrah and her feral daughter would. 

[truelovekiss]

Wow, MTV must be downright torturous to work with if filming put him in a worse mood than just being around Farrah and her feral daughter would.

He must have gotten tired of tripping over Headdie while she was sitting on the floor.

[Tatum]

Wow, MTV must be downright torturous to work with if filming put him in a worse mood than just being around Farrah and her feral daughter would. 

 

First off, can I say how much I love the term "feral" in reference to Sophia.

 

Second, ugh- I can't stand when people willingly get involved with those in the public eye, and then bitch about the cameras. Hey Simon, say with a straight face you'd be dating Farrah if it weren't for the "bad mood causing" MTV crew.

[missy jo]

Maci is still scared #Lmao well when she stops lieing/being immature with the rest might be hope of me associating w/them #teenmomog @mtv

 

 

Jesus, what language is this? It reads like one of those Nigerian email scams.

 

Christina, I have a chronic illness and get "brain fog" too. I think Farrah's more of the "functioning illiterate" variety.

[shady lane]

Second, ugh- I can't stand when people willingly get involved with those in the public eye, and then bitch about the cameras. Hey Simon, say with a straight face you'd be dating Farrah if it weren't for the "bad mood causing" MTV crew.

 

We all know it wasn't the MTV crew causing the bad mood. It was his lunatic girlfriend pushing marriage and fatherhood on him when 99% of their relationship consists of going to Farrah's nightclub appearances together and drinking free booze.

[zenme]

We all know it wasn't the MTV crew causing the bad mood. It was his lunatic girlfriend pushing marriage and fatherhood on him when 99% of their relationship consists of going to Farrah's nightclub appearances together and drinking free booze.

 

It's obvious Simon is just there for the sex, and probably the only thing that keeps them together is the fact that they live a thousand miles apart.  Other than that, I don't think he wants to be in a real relationship with Farrah, nor does he want to be a father to The Omen.

[GreatKazu]

With all the ugly faces Sophia was making, I was expecting her head to turn all the way around like Linda Blair in The Exorcist.

Edited May 27, 2015 by GreatKazu

[shady lane]

It's obvious Simon is just there for the sex, and probably the only thing that keeps them together is the fact that they live a thousand miles apart.  Other than that, I don't think he wants to be in a real relationship with Farrah, nor does he want to be a father to The Omen.

 

Just choked on my drink! 

[Tatum]

Simon, I think, is along for the ride, for as long as it lasts, which will probably not be much longer. I can't imagine MTV renewing this crap, especially with Leah and her deer cam scandal and Jenelle and Nathan breaking up 163829 times coming up. Those girls are where the real money is. They have two train wrecks, balanced with Chelsea, her stable job and not sleazy looking boyfriend, and Kailyn...not being the worst, I guess. Anyway, Simon will be gone when the money and attention dry up.

 

To think I once said that this drivel was superior to TM2. I cannot get over how boring this season was. The funny thing is, prior to the season airing, Maci reportedly said she wasn't going to do it, but decided it would be "fun" for the viewers to see how much everything has changed in 6 years.

 

I hope this show does get cancelled. Interesting to see which relationship - Simon/Farrah, Maci/Taylor, Cate/Tyler, and Amber/Whoever is still intact after that.

[Shelby]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/doug-elfman/teen-mom-star-farrah-abraham-talks-parenting-and-more

 

This interview contains these gems:

 

“That’s right,” she said, correctly adding it’s important to get kids at age 3 or 5 to “know words, pronouncing words to help them with their grammar and their vocabulary.”

“So we practiced a lot when she was younger, with vocabulary, and hand-and-eye coordination type of things,” she said.

 

“When we go over there, there’s a lot of fish, and wine, and relaxation all day. I mean, I have well-to-do family, so I’ve only seen it in the eyes of them, and how they cater to me when I come over."

 

I can't understand anything her kid says, because she speaks in the same awful baby talk as her mother.  I can only imagine those vocabulary practice sessions.

 

If her family is so well off, why aren't they helping Farrah's stupidly swindled and broke mother?  What kind of person goes to visit family and wants to be catered to by them?

 

 

[purplemonkey]

I'm shocked that she and Simon are still together, but I'm also shocked that with all that plastic surgery she didn't have that mole removed from her neck.

[ginger90]

I'm shocked that she and Simon are still together, but I'm also shocked that with all that plastic surgery she didn't have that mole removed from her neck.

She should have a biopsy done.

[DoctorWhovian]

Based on how Farrah acts the way she does when cameras are around, I can only imagine how horrible she is in private.

[Brooklynista]

Based on how Farrah acts the way she does when cameras are around, I can only imagine how horrible she is in private.

 

I do notice that Farrah tempers all that cussing and sassy mouthing when she's with Simon.  She was almost at Michelle Duggar levels of keeping sweet with Simon.  She didn't give him any of that acid tongue she unleashes on her parents.  There are some smarts to that girl.  She's still weird a hell, but she knows that this guy isn't up for eating her shit like Debra and Michael.

[Shelby]

She should have a biopsy done.

Probably didn't occur to her after her lobotomy.

[GreatKazu]

Probably didn't occur to her after her lobotomy.

It would help if she did have one. She'd likely be a better person.

 

Farrah probably thinks that mole is a "beauty mark". When I was young, there was this neighbor girl, around 8 years old, and she had a mole on her face. She'd go around saying it was a beauty mark, not a mole.

[BucFan]

If you close one eye, squint the other, and tilt your head Debra looks like Hillary Clinton  :)

[GreatKazu]

Farrah is blasting Teen Mom 3 Mackenzie for starting a fundme campaign to help her pay for a boob job:

http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/25/farrah-abraham-mckenzie-mckee-boob-job-breast-implants-fundraiser-video/

Edited May 29, 2015 by GreatKazu

[Maharincess]

Wow. I just agreed with Farrah. Damn you Kazu, I blame you for posting that and making me agree with Farrah!

[Elizabeth9]

20k? Aren't boobs like 5-9k, depending on where you live?

[fliptopbox]

Wow. I just agreed with Farrah. Damn you Kazu, I blame you for posting that and making me agree with Farrah!

Me too. But I am generally against those "fund my ___" pages, because it just glorifies laziness. I dunno how many people I've blocked on Facebook because of repeatedly trying to solicit donations for stuff. Like, if you need to start a funding page for your vacation....maybe make different (and cheaper) plans? 

 

Also, $20,000 for a boob job? Doesn't McKenzie live in TX or something? I can't imagine fake boobs costing anywhere near that much.

[Tatum]

Supposedly, Mackenzie took down that page, because she "misunderstood" how it works, and doesn't want to solicit money from her fans. It does sound like the site she used is more geared towards men who "invest" in the girl's rack and their payment is pictures of the finished product, vs the traditional gofundme accounts where everyone is encouraged to donate.

 

Farrah may be right that it was tacky of Mackenzie to create a page, but it only comes off as Farrah using that as a venue to humble brag that she got her implants for free because she's such a big name rather than being offended by Mackenzie's poor etiquette.

[Elizabeth9]

That's what I got out of the interview

[GreatKazu]

Maharincess - LOL

[missy jo]

Farrah needs her own category in the DSM-5.

[truelovekiss]

If you close one eye, squint the other, and tilt your head Debra looks like Hillary Clinton :)

I can see it. I'm not sure Deb would be pleased, isn't Hillary like 68? I wonder how old Debra is.

[BucFan]

If you close one eye, squint the other, and tilt your head Debra looks like Hillary Clinton  :)

 

 

I can see it. I'm not sure Deb would be pleased, isn't Hillary like 68? I wonder how old Debra is.

Ha-Ha

And I don't think Hillary would ask her daughter for $$$ to get botox or what other injectables Debra has done on her face.

[pakalolo]

I saw a picture of Farrah smiling(!) back before all of her dental work and plastic surgeries and I actually saw Debra in her face for a second, the smile, I would be willing to bet that Farrah would spend any amount of time, pain, and money to remove any kind of facial similarities with her mother. She doesn't seem willing to work on the inside though, which is where she shares the most ugly similarities with Debra.

Its funny that she acts as if she hates her parents more than another other child on earth but Farrah sure does spend a lot of time with them, we see Debra and Michael more than any other of the parents besides maybe Raaaahhyans Mom and Dad. We know the older neighbor "friend" is Sophia's convenient babysitter, I wonder what Paola is to her? Hairstylist?

I want to say that holding on to someone's ankles while they drag you around the hardwood floor looks sooooo fun, I don't blame Sophia for that, but the hitting and grabbing was awful and should not have been tolerated by anyone. Simon took it much better than I would have, Farrah must have have a magical hoo ha for him to have tolerated that garbage the entire visit.

[GreatKazu]

I am here watching the Being Farrah special again. Don't judge. 

 

A certain scene caught my attention. Farrah is as sweet as pie to Debra, who is packing her luggage as she prepares to fly back to Washington. Farrah tells her in the most sincere and nicest way, how she enjoys  her mom's visits and if Deb plans on living in Austin, for her to visit, but Farrah wants to keep it to a minimum. She made it clear she doesn't want Deb to stop by and visit every single day. She then mentions how therapy has seemed to help them. Farrah was a totally different person. She talked to her mother in the manner that she should always talk to her parents. Her voice level was low, there was no tone or attitude, no eye-rolling, and she seemed to have a smile on her face. Farrah also mentioned to her "friend" Kristel how she is blessed to have the parents that she has because they hold nothing against her and are always supporting her.

 

Color me shocked!! Where is that Farrah the other 99 percent of the time? How did I miss this scene the last time? Very strange how Farrah goes from one extreme to another with her mother.