Farrah

[JocelynCavanaugh]

https://twitter.com/F1abraham/status/620270589823942657/photo/1

 

Sophia is either going to completely break from her mom and be the total opposite, or she is going to be oh so much worse.

 

Are those actual $100 bills? Poor girl's gonna need 'em with that mug. (Sorry. Not sorry. Maybe a little sorry.)

[alexa]

That is just crazy!  I would guess that many actual Hollywood stars do not even given their kids 100s of dollars for missing teeth.  That truly shows her delusion that she can't take a concept like the tooth fairy and understand that even a dollar/few dollars would make it fun for the kids--she really thinks that she has to give her hundreds.  I have no words.

[jellywager]

That is just crazy!  I would guess that many actual Hollywood stars do not even given their kids 100s of dollars for missing teeth.  That truly shows her delusion that she can't take a concept like the tooth fairy and understand that even a dollar/few dollars would make it fun for the kids--she really thinks that she has to give her hundreds.  I have no words.

I think Farrah is fronting, as soon as the picture was taken, those bills were back in her wallet.

[truelovekiss]

I think Farrah is fronting, as soon as the picture was taken, those bills were back in her wallet.

Or to her plastic surgeon. Whichever.

[poopchute]

Sofia looks legitimately horrifying in that picture.  Yikes.

[GreatKazu]

Yeah, not gonna lie or worry what anyone thinks. Sophia finally has her hair outta face and still looks a hot mess.

 

 

One of Farrah's friends making news.

Farrah has friends??????

[GreatKazu]

Not sure if this was posted before, but I came across this article about the return of Farrah. Morgan J. Freeman, executive producer of TM, states at least two times in this interview how it was the cast, not just Maci, who weren't fond of Farrah and they weren't on board for her return: http://www.inquisitr.com/1878735/morgan-j-freeman-explains-farrah-abrahams-return-to-teen-mom/

[Christina]

 

[snip]

"Just looking at those three stories, ultimately, there was a feeling that something was missing and having a fourth perspective — the four different journeys and four different sets of consequences, all stemming from Teen Mom — that was the right way to go.”

 

From the Inquistr link posted above. In other words, the other three were too boring to carry the show. The "something missing" was a plotline that the producers couldn't even craft with the other three.

[qtpye]

If they had just simply said Farrah is a gigantic pain and production refuses to work with her... no one would have blinked an eye. Instead, they had to take moral stance against the porn tape, while they filmed other teen moms do horrible things. They made themselves look like even bigger hypocrites when theybacktracked by bringing her back.

Edited August 3, 2015 by qtpye

[JocelynCavanaugh]

Farrah is at it again on Twitter, trying to act like she and Derek were star-crossed lovers who would've been together forever. Does she not realize we all saw the 16 & Pregnant episode that proved the exact opposite?

 

https://twitter.com/F1abraham/status/631487786827120641

[MissMel]

I think this is just one more thing she believes is true because she says so. Her and her parents aren't exactly strangers to this delusion. If they believe it and say it, then that's that. It's true. They are superior beings that possess this unique ability and anybody who disagrees? Won't be allowed into heaven with them.

I think I hurt my brain by just typing that load of crap. Lol

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah's dropped the asking price of her home down to $629,000, which is less than she paid for it (although she opted to buy it furnished since it was was a model house).  Judging from comparable sales in the area, she may have some more dropping to go before it sells.  

 

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/201-Rocky-Coast-Dr-Austin-TX-78738/89669235_zpid

 

In other Farrah news, tabloids are reporting that she was escorted out of a Real Housewives party in The Hamptons.  A witness said "She refused to leave, and had to be escorted out by three security guards. A whole scene was made."  Farrah tried to spin it in her favor, saying "I was confirmed twice. One guard helped me walk out… and said, 'I wish I was at your party instead.'" 

 

http://perezhilton.com/2015-08-11-farrah-abraham-teen-mom-og-star-kicked-out-hamptons-party-long-island-escorted-security-guards/?from=post

Edited August 15, 2015 by Bella Roche

[DoctorWhovian]

In other Farrah news, tabloids are reporting that she was escorted out of a Real Housewives party in The Hamptons.  A witness said "She refused to leave, and had to be escorted out by three security guards. A whole scene was made."  Farrah tried to spin it in her favor, saying "I was confirmed twice. One guard helped me walk out… and said, 'I wish I was at your party instead.'" 

 

http://perezhilton.com/2015-08-11-farrah-abraham-teen-mom-og-star-kicked-out-hamptons-party-long-island-escorted-security-guards/?from=post

 

 

If you look at the pictures from that party, there is something massively wrong with her face

[Snarky McSnarky]

If you look at the pictures from that party, there is something massively wrong with her face

You aren't kidding!  What a mess. I love her hostile Tweet:  "Thanks to the sponsors & Shame on @BellanycMagazine for woman hating at a woman ran event  #PartyFowl disgusting"

 

http://thestir.cafemom.com/tv/189087/farrah_abraham_gets_booted_out

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I enjoy her functional illiteracy.  "Woman ran." "Party Fowl." (Howard the Duck?) It's entertaining because she's so convinced that she's super smart and capable, but really she writes like a third-grader on psilocybin.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Not only does she misspell "Party Foul," she doesn't seem to realize that the term applies to her and not the host.

 

From the Urban Dictionary:

 

Something that goes wrong at a party.  When someone spills or breaks something at a party (often resulting in a mess or general spectacle), or when someone does something embarrassing or dumb.  Usually accompanied by someone actually yelling, "Party Foul!" while everyone else laughs.

 

The story's even better than I originally thought.  Farrah brought her mother, and they both posed for the paparazzi on the red carpet before someone noticed and said Stop Stop Stop.  Farrah also posted a photo next to a car with the caption "Awh my mum #hamptons #brunch #ferrari #mazarati party."

 

She could have at least looked at the badge on the Maserati if she wasn't sure how it was spelled.

 

http://www.wetpaint.com/farrah-abraham-kicked-out-of-party-1432321

Edited August 16, 2015 by Bella Roche

[JocelynCavanaugh]

The story's even better than I originally thought. Farrah brought her mother, and they both posed for the paparazzi on the red carpet before someone noticed and said Stop Stop Stop. Farrah also posted a photo next to a car with the caption "Awh my mum #hamptons #brunch #ferrari #mazarati party."

She could have at least looked at the badge on the Maserati if she wasn't sure how it was spelled.

http://www.wetpaint.com/farrah-abraham-kicked-out-of-party-1432321

Oh you're right! It just gets worse! Misspelling Maserati is shameful, AND Americans say "mom," not "mum," unless they're being pretentious clods.

[DoctorWhovian]

The story's even better than I originally thought.  Farrah brought her mother, and they both posed for the paparazzi on the red carpet before someone noticed and said Stop Stop Stop.  Farrah also posted a photo next to a car with the caption "Awh my mum #hamptons #brunch #ferrari #mazarati party."

 

 

 

"Awh my mum" isn't even a sentence. "Ah"? "Aw"? "Awe"?. "Aww me and mom." "I'm in awe of my mom." So many other ways to write this and not sound like a low functioning six year old.

[Snarky McSnarky]

It has been revealed that Farrah will join a bunch of other fame-whore losers on a "USA vs. UK Celebrity Big Brother."  I can't imagine Farrah and her volatile personality being locked up with the likes of alcoholic Scott Disick, Tila Tequila, and Janice Dickenson.  I don't see any of those people taking any of the disrespectful shit that Farrah has always managed to dish out with impunity.  And then there are the UK representatives.

 

http://starcasm.net/archives/325206

[cheatincheetos]

It has been revealed that Farrah will join a bunch of other fame-whore losers on a "USA vs. UK Celebrity Big Brother."  I can't imagine Farrah and her volatile personality being locked up with the likes of alcoholic Scott Disick, Tila Tequila, and Janice Dickenson. 

She's probably rehearsing her dramatic exit already.

[GreatKazu]

It has been revealed that Farrah will join a bunch of other fame-whore losers on a "USA vs. UK Celebrity Big Brother."  I can't imagine Farrah and her volatile personality being locked up with the likes of alcoholic Scott Disick, Tila Tequila, and Janice Dickenson.  I don't see any of those people taking any of the disrespectful shit that Farrah has always managed to dish out with impunity.  And then there are the UK representatives.

 

http://starcasm.net/archives/325206

Leah should join this cast.

[Jellowslr]

Has anyone seen this yet? What the hell did my fav teen mom that I love to hate do to her face again? I hardly recognized her...could just be makeup. I love how she introduces herself in the video "Im famous for being a top reality star in the US". ugh. I love how she drops the sponge - ooopsie.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3213536/Teen-Mom-star-Farrah-Abraham-wows-Celebrity-Big-Brother-launch.html

[pakalolo]

I had to watch Farrah on Celeb Big Brother US vs UK cause I just can't get enough of that kook.

Well, the US lost the first challenge and the UK contestants were tasked with choosing which of the 3 losing US members were not allowed at thier party, several of them were hesitant to chose anyone to be left out but Farrah was the first and only name the others immediately started throwing around and was the first and only one chosen without a bunch of "sorrys" and hand wringing. Ha, she is just so unlikeable.

Even the host took an instant dislike to Farrah for her boring one word answers on the live stage and actually brought it up again twice later in the broadcast.

[hunneytot]

Where are you able to watch that?

[pakalolo]

I found it on you tube, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9H3bJyMCRw. Sorry, that might be a weird mobile link, you can find it by searching Celeb Big Brother 16.

[AdorkableWitch]

It must be the dress, but she looks pregnant in those pictures.

[pakalolo]

That reminds me, when asked if she wanted champagne, Farrah said she couldn't drink but I was unable to hear what she said afterward with too many overlapping voices.

[truelovekiss]

It must be the dress, but she looks pregnant in those pictures.

That reminds me, when asked if she wanted champagne, Farrah said she couldn't drink but I was unable to hear what she said afterward with too many overlapping voices.

Sweet baby Jesus...I don't even want to put this thought into words.

[DoctorWhovian]

It must be the dress, but she looks pregnant in those pictures.

 

Yeah, her face looks more fucked up than in the past and that's likely from more procedures, but her body is not as fit/trim as it used to be. Her ass is bigger too, but that could easily be implants. Has she ever spoken about wanting to be like the Kardashians?

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Yikes she does look pregnant. I thought she had some butt procedure awhille back. It looked ridiculous last season. Her face looks messed up. Like a 50 year old trying to look younger with plastic surgery. She looks nothing like her original self and that isn't a compliment!

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

I think this is just one more thing she believes is true because she says so. Her and her parents aren't exactly strangers to this delusion. If they believe it and say it, then that's that. It's true. They are superior beings that possess this unique ability and anybody who disagrees? Won't be allowed into heaven with them.

I think I hurt my brain by just typing that load of crap. Lol

I want to believe that Farrah is rewriting her and Derek's "love story" for Sophia's sake (in her mind). I think Farrah knows having your dad die before you're born is going to hang heavy over Sophia's head. She likely thinks spinning this fantasy about her relationship with Derek might somehow soften the blow of Sophia never getting to meet her dad.

Stories like "You dad and I were so excited to have you, we were making plans to be together forever, and we were looking forward to raising you together before he tragically died" are probably better in theory for a young child to hear than the truth with what happened between Farrah & Derek (and Derek & Farrah's parents). But Sophia will eventually find out (especially since it was documented on TV!) that her parents' relationship was far from rainbows and butterflies.

[qtpye]

Stories like "You dad and I were so excited to have you, we were making plans to be together forever, and we were looking forward to raising you together before he tragically died" are probably better in theory for a young child to hear than the truth with what happened between Farrah & Derek (and Derek & Farrah's parents). But Sophia will eventually find out (especially since it was documented on TV!) that her parents' relationship was far from rainbows and butterflies.

 

   

I would love to believe this was true, but I think it is giving someone as simple minded and self absorbed as Farrah too much credit.  I remember on an episode of Teen Mom she was pointing out to little Sophia all the places in her childhood bedroom that Grandpa (Michael) caught Derrick and Farrah having sex (and threw Derek out).

 

I think Farrah is rewriting history for her own benefit.  She wants to believe in this romantic fairy tale, particularly since she is no longer the popular high school teenager from a well off family.  Her personality and life choices keep her from attracting the type of man she would deem worthy.  Farrah loves to deflect blame and she enjoys imagining that her life would be happy had Derrick lived, so she blames her parents for keeping them apart.  It is also profitable because everyone loves the stories of star crossed lovers with tragic endings.

Edited September 3, 2015 by qtpye

[Christina]

A friend sent me this link to an article in the Daily Mail about Farrah being herself on Celebrity Big Brother. The screencaps are hilarious. She is a truly unpleasant person.

 

 

'I'm going to obliterate the scum of this house': Farrah Abraham threatens to KILL fellow Celebrity Big Brother stars after heated spat with Natasha Hamilton.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3225678/Farrah-Abraham-threatens-KILL-fellow-Celebrity-Big-Brother-stars-heated-spat-Natasha-Hamilton.html

 

Edited: I posted a YouTube link that was supposed to be of the argument in the article, but it wasn't so I removed it.

Edited September 8, 2015 by Christina

[cheatincheetos]

Has anyone seen this yet? What the hell did my fav teen mom that I love to hate do to her face again? I hardly recognized her...could just be makeup. I love how she introduces herself in the video "Im famous for being a top reality star in the US". ugh.

All I know is, I get a kick out of someone "famous" having to make the statement "I'm famous for..."

[cheatincheetos]

Sweet baby Jesus...I don't even want to put this thought into words.

 

[Snarky McSnarky]

Classy Farrah caused a live TV show in the UK to go off-air because of a violent confrontation, after repeatedly saying "Hag be quiet.  Hag be quiet."

 

"While reports remain unconfirmed, one Twitter user posted: 'Update: I'm hearing Aisleyne threw her drink at Farrah, who threw her chair back towards Aisleyne, which hit Vicki Michelle.'"

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3245598/CBB-s-spin-Bit-suspended-fight-Farrah-Abraham-Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace.html

[cheatincheetos]

http://www.teenmomjunkies.com/general/mermaid-prince-charming/#comments

 

Keep calm and love Babs
September 23, 2015 at 6:58 am
 

"Another source says Farrah did not throw a chair. Dickinson used it to keep Farrah away. Farrah went crazy and attacked. Vicky M was hit by flying glass.
Farrah and Jenna have been removed from the studio by security and the police is investigating the incident. I so hope they lock her up. Might do her good. That girl is on something, the champagne didn’t go well with whatever she is using.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/it-out-control-what-happened-6497636"

Edited September 24, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[ShamelessStrumpet]

http://www.teenmomjunkies.com/general/mermaid-prince-charming/#comments

 

Keep calm and love Babs

September 23, 2015 at 6:58 am

 

"Another source says Farrah did not throw a chair. Dickinson used it to keep Farrah away. Farrah went crazy and attacked. Vicky M was hit by flying glass.

Farrah and Jenna have been removed from the studio by security and the police is investigating the incident. I so hope they lock her up. Might do her good. That girl is on something, the champagne didn’t go well with whatever she is using.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/it-out-control-what-happened-6497636"

 

Teenmomjunkies is the shit!

[cheatincheetos]

Teenmomjunkies is the shit!

It's better than the show...we get all the dirt, no phony cover ups and half a year or so sooner. About the only reason to watch the show is to LOL at what they glossed over or lied about.

[cheatincheetos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIdVx56jBSQ&feature=youtu.be

 

The voice that launched a thousand ships-- as far away as possible.

 

(extensive profanity in the audio)

Edited October 8, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[qtpye]

I do not know what was more horrible...hearing Farrah's voice or realizing the effect of all her plastic surgeries.  The duck lips, breasts, and rear end do not even look close to natural.  She looks like she stuffed tissue paper in her bra and underwear for a joke.  It did not seem that bad on Teen Mom.  Her rear actually looked crooked in a lot of shots.

 

Why the heck is she doing this to herself...she is not even thirty.  I fear for Sophia.  It also feels like the more plastic surgery she gets, the uglier her personality becomes.

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah's house in TX has been delisted again.  This is the second time she's tried to sell it and had no takers.  Maybe someday she will realize people aren't willing to pay a premium for a property just because she's lived in it.

 

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/201-Rocky-Coast-Dr_Austin_TX_78738_M84301-33955

[cheatincheetos]

Farrah's house in TX has been delisted again. 

 

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/201-Rocky-Coast-Dr_Austin_TX_78738_M84301-33955

The driveway looks like it got stained by a massive spill of bronzer.

[cheatincheetos]

Promotes herself every way in the phone book. We're lucky that she's too young to qualify for president or we'd have to hear that aggravating burglar-alarm voice on the campaign trail too.

[cheatincheetos]

http://www.realitytea.com/2015/10/08/farrah-abraham-suing-celebrity-gene-defamation-farrahs-lawyer-argues-reputation-brand/

 

How dare they besmirch Farrah's flawless reputation and character?

[Megatron Griffin]

I'm seriously shocked that Farrah has made it to the age she is without somebody beating the snot out of her. I don't think I could listen to her for too long without wanting to punch her in the throat so she shuts the hell up.

She's going to mouth off to the wrong person one day and get her ass whipped. I hope somebody is around to record it.

[cheatincheetos]

She sounds like she had a stroke which made her forget most words other than "fuck".

[FairyDusted]

Well since she can barely manage those lips…..

[cheatincheetos]

Farrah's house in TX has been delisted again.  This is the second time she's tried to sell it and had no takers.  Maybe someday she will realize people aren't willing to pay a premium for a property just because she's lived in it.

 

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/201-Rocky-Coast-Dr_Austin_TX_78738_M84301-33955

Wonder if she is one of these people Austin is complaining about:

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/10/your-money/new-worry-for-home-buyers-a-party-house-next-door.html?src=me

[Snarky McSnarky]

Farrah is going under the knife again -- this time to fix some implant problems:

 

“I was happy to learn about new incision placement for better results as opposed to under the breast for my paining and burning to stop. I’m happy I could share my story to help other women who may have these side effects and now know it is fixable and there are great doctors to fix this issue and better implants like SRX."

 

http://starcasm.net/archives/332071