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2 hours ago, CofCinci said:

 

I wonder what type of surgery Matt had...

 

It clearly wasn't an assholectomy. He still is one. 

 

You know, he thought he was so slick conning a semi-famous woman, but it was really the dumbest thing he ever did. Now all the people he owes money are coming out of the woodwork because A. He's made himself so visible and B. people know he (Amber) have money. 

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33 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

It's a misunderstanding.........

Matt's awake

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattbEPT/status/835219934640758786/photo/1

So it was his personal decision to (1) not have health insurance and (2) seek treatment at a hospital and not pay for the services he received? Too bad he also decided to become a public figure, because all of his dirty deeds are fair game and therefore anybody's business.

26 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

You know, he thought he was so slick conning a semi-famous woman, but it was really the dumbest thing he ever did. Now all the people he owes money are coming out of the woodwork because A. He's made himself so visible and B. people know he (Amber) have money. 

One good thing is, apparently, the mothers of his children have finally received some sort of financial compensation.

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As much as I love to snark on Matt (seriously, there are few things I love more) I kind of feel for him on the medical front. We didn't have insurance for a year and we got hit HARD (3 emergency surgeries and a ton of tests). Then we had insurance but it was a crappy plan. We're basically stuck with medical bills that exceed $90,000. We just started bankruptcy proceedings. I was paying on them every month but they just keep coming. People say, "Just pay $10 a month on them or something!" And that would be fine if it were just one bill, but it's not-it's 52 different bills. (Doctor, x-ray, lab, separate hospital, anesthesiologist, etc.) Medical bills are more than our mortgage, more than our car payment. I am afraid to open my mail because every day it's a new one. *shudder* Anyhoo. Yeah, bankruptcy. I tried to pay them, tried for a year. I just can't. With my husband losing his job last fall and my business being feast or famine, it's kind of coming down to choosing between medical bills or feeding the family. 

But Matt still sucks. 

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@mamadrama, your situation is very different than Matt's. He (and you know I really mean Amber) could have easily paid that bill with what he spent on music memorabilia, the trip to Vegas, and his fancy car. He avoids any financial responsibility that comes his way. I'm sorry your medical bills were so devastating; unfortunately it's a common cause of bankruptcy.

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13 hours ago, mamadrama said:

As much as I love to snark on Matt (seriously, there are few things I love more) I kind of feel for him on the medical front. We didn't have insurance for a year and we got hit HARD (3 emergency surgeries and a ton of tests). Then we had insurance but it was a crappy plan. We're basically stuck with medical bills that exceed $90,000. We just started bankruptcy proceedings. I was paying on them every month but they just keep coming. People say, "Just pay $10 a month on them or something!" And that would be fine if it were just one bill, but it's not-it's 52 different bills. (Doctor, x-ray, lab, separate hospital, anesthesiologist, etc.) Medical bills are more than our mortgage, more than our car payment. I am afraid to open my mail because every day it's a new one. *shudder* Anyhoo. Yeah, bankruptcy. I tried to pay them, tried for a year. I just can't. With my husband losing his job last fall and my business being feast or famine, it's kind of coming down to choosing between medical bills or feeding the family. 

But Matt still sucks. 

Have you tried contacting any of the providers?  If they're made aware of the situation, some of them may be willing to adjust the balance.

To remain on-topic, Matt definitely sucks whether he pays his bills or not.

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2 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Have you tried contacting any of the providers?  If they're made aware of the situation, some of them may be willing to adjust the balance.

To remain on-topic, Matt definitely sucks whether he pays his bills or not.

Yes. About $20,000 was knocked off. The $93,000 we are left with is post discount, post adjustment. Brain surgery and anyerysm repair just do not come cheap. Luckily, we have insurance now. Wish we had had it 3 years ago.

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20 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

@mamadrama, your situation is very different than Matt's. He (and you know I really mean Amber) could have easily paid that bill with what he spent on music memorabilia, the trip to Vegas, and his fancy car. He avoids any financial responsibility that comes his way. I'm sorry your medical bills were so devastating; unfortunately it's a common cause of bankruptcy.

Right.

There is a HUGE difference between Matt skipping out on paying bills versus anyone else who truly had medical issues and either had no insurance or their insurance didn't cover their costs. That shit happens to many people everyday of the week. Matt is a loser. Matt is trailer trash who won the lottery (tm Nathan). There is no reason whatsoever for him to have run away from his obligations. Don't feel sorry for him. Feel sorry for the countless children he left behind who likely have medical problems or very little health insurance. There is also a difference between people who must file for bankruptcy due to overwhelming financial burdens and someone who is pulling in at least five figures a year, has earnings from a book deal, is acquiring memorabilia and is flaunting all of that publicly.

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So off they all go (except the porn pariah, of course) to Puerto Rico! Because Amber and Matt (of COURSE he has to go too) sure need a vacation away from - what again? Sorry Boo! No beach for you (again, or ever). Get ready for all the selfies of the double chinless Amber contorting her head every which way to make it look like that. She's going to break her neck one of these days trying to show a jawline. I can't wait to see all the caftans she's going to pull out to look glamorous by the pool. She thinks she's Lana Turner or something. 

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They're most likely going to Puerto Rico because Matt or Amber can't get a passport.

 

Probation or Felony issues may also cause a passport application to be denied. If you are on probation, owe more than $1500 in child support payments, are wanted on an arrest warrant, are currently summoned to appear in court, are currently in jail, or have serious felony issues, your passport may be denied.

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

They have the teen mom cruise over the summer (which I hope is cancelled due to lack of interest). I wonder what they are doing a group trip to Puerto Rico for. Are they filming? Are they becoming real housewives?

I wonder if any of the children are going?  I crack myself up!

omg IMAGINE A CAST TRIP!  that would be FANTASTIC!!! with talking heads about Farrah (and Debra) in their bikinis, and how sleazy Matt is, and Cate & Ty slipping up about how great their relationship is(n't)

MTV MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!  like the John Cougar Pink House contest back when you were cool!!!!!! 

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2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

They have the teen mom cruise over the summer (which I hope is cancelled due to lack of interest). I wonder what they are doing a group trip to Puerto Rico for. Are they filming? Are they becoming real housewives?

I wonder if any of the children are going?  I crack myself up!

Kail is pregnant. Not sure how that cruise will fit in with her plans now.

Amber is signed to do the cruise. She would have had to show she can get a passport to the Bahamas before they signed her, right? What about Matt? Do his legal troubles keep him from getting a passport?

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2 hours ago, teapot said:

omg IMAGINE A CAST TRIP!  that would be FANTASTIC!!! with talking heads about Farrah (and Debra) in their bikinis, and how sleazy Matt is, and Cate & Ty slipping up about how great their relationship is(n't)

MTV MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!  like the John Cougar Pink House contest back when you were cool!!!!!! 

@teapot, I have to give it up for your John Cougar Pink House contest. Those were the good old days of MTV.

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17 hours ago, druzy said:

ROTFLMAO *tears coming down my face* Scroll down to the page and see the "Heartlessly Hustle"...lol  @druzy can you post a photo of it. I am on my device right now.

 

Kail tweeted about two weeks ago about going to Puerto Rico. She was asking for some kid-friendly places. Was she supposed to be on this trip?

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8 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

ROTFLMAO *tears coming down my face* Scroll down to the page and see the "Heartlessly Hustle"...lol  @druzy can you post a photo of it. I am on my device right now.

 

Kail tweeted about two weeks ago about going to Puerto Rico. She was asking for some kid-friendly places. Was she supposed to be on this trip?

I just saw this post- I'll see if I can post the picture.

I posted it on Kail's page. Good catch!

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22 minutes ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

Not to change the subject but why is Amber being referred to as Amanda?

 

4 minutes ago, druzy said:

Because on one of the episode descriptions MTV referred to Amber as Amanda and didn't bother to correct it.

Yeah, it was one of those special episodes. The caption read "Amanda" and the Reddit people were all over that and started referring to Amber as "Amanda" after that.  I am hoping it was a purposeful mistake. 

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24 minutes ago, druzy said:

Because on one of the episode descriptions MTV referred to Amber as Amanda and didn't bother to correct it.

 

18 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

 

Yeah, it was one of those special episodes. The caption read "Amanda" and the Reddit people were all over that and started referring to Amber as "Amanda" after that.  I am hoping it was a purposeful mistake. 

Kind of relieved. I figured it was another personality.

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How are they filming, since Amber quit the show? I honestly cannot keep up with these people anymore. It was obvious that the whole "I quit" was for attention, but these girls have no sense of reality. One day the show will be over and they will not know what hit them, because if they tell their managers at McDonald's that they are leaving, they won't be able to come back whenever they want.

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On 3/4/2017 at 1:03 PM, CofCinci said:

Amber serving up some Hamburglar cosplay.

Hee hamburgler cosplay.

 

Apparently, when Amber's not fused to her couch, she's playing bridge with her ladies group at the Boca Raton Retirement Community for Active Seniors.

 

ETA: the Amber Porkwood parody account is hysterical. I especially like the picture of Matt (taken from the back) as he leans over the railing, in an extremely unflattering angle, with the caption "Man Crush Monday".

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38 minutes ago, teapot said:

It does seem a bit unfair- Amber and Matt are physically violent and it's their targets that are excluded? Granted, Farrah has gotten physical herself, but it's really shitty to me that production rewards Amber and Matt's behavior. Gross.

 

I did like the article's comment though that the moms are under fire for taking drunken pictures of themselves while their kids are at home. I kind of thought the same thing...I don't want to mom shame for parents taking a trip without kids, but this is like, the third or 4th vacation without kids Cate and Maci and their husbands have taken in the last 12 months. I won't bother to include Amber in that because she's a mother in name only and Leah probably is breathing a sigh of relief that her mother's Beetlejuice Bender means at least Leah won't be shut up in the TV room under the pretense of visitation.

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Not to mention, these people are partying even when they ARE home. Cate won't quit smoking pot. She frequently leaves her daughter with April. Amber rarely sees Leah and she and Matt are always just doing things on a whim. It's not like these people NEED a vacation. I haven't had alcohol in 8 years. If I went out of the country without my kids, people would be like - "Here, have a drink, you've earned it". Maci can't do anything without a beer in one hand. So they're getting a lot of side eye from me, instead of sympathy. 

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5 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Not to mention, these people are partying even when they ARE home. Cate won't quit smoking pot. She frequently leaves her daughter with April. Amber rarely sees Leah and she and Matt are always just doing things on a whim. It's not like these people NEED a vacation. I haven't had alcohol in 8 years. If I went out of the country without my kids, people would be like - "Here, have a drink, you've earned it". Maci can't do anything without a beer in one hand. So they're getting a lot of side eye from me, instead of sympathy. 

Did you see that on the Amber Porkwood twitter, whenever Maci is in the picture, someone photoshopped a stack of Bud Light cases in over her visage?

 

But yeah, seriously, any time any of these TM or TM 2 girls bitch about how they need a vacation, I see red. These chicks have more "me time" than most childless people. Between the endless parade of extended family members they have on hand to watch their kids (for free) and their financial means to use a daycare when almost none of them work or go to school, combined with pretty much no other responsibilities- these girls don't know what stress is. And yet you have all these girls talking about how "busy" they are.

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The hell? So pretty much Amber's new boobs just make her look like a fat Joan Crawford. The eyebrows are full on, the body is chubby, and she's sticking her boobs out like crazy. And is Matt wearing HER sandals? Nope, should be the man sandal. At least Amber embraced her old prison stripes.

I don't fat shame unless someone goes wayyyy out of their way to pretend they look just awesome. I'm so sick of these doofs acting like they desperately need a vacation from sofa sitting and faux show-offy memorabilia collecting.

Gary is probably just happily sitting by and letting Amber stay as far away from boo as possible. 

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