90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[DanaMB]

Going to try and watch live and keep up. I’m usually watching off the DVR or an hour behind you all. 

[kacesq]

How many more episodes do we have? I feel like the stories are winding down...

love Rebecca holding on to that jacket for dear life...

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Darcy. Doomed to disappointment again. 

I will never tire of Zied and Rebecca's profile pic. He looks as intelligent and engaged as the average tree stump. She looks like her Spanx are killing her. 

[Twopper]

Good evening everyone.  

My dvr is busy tonight with this show, Pillow Talk, and several programs on Nat Geog channel.

Happy snarking!!

[greekmom]

How much is Darcy going to ball when she realizes Tom gives her anything BUT an engagement ring!??!?

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Gobi said:

I gave up FTWD

I gave that up last season too

[PityFree]

Why does Rebecca want Zied??? He is not even an adult, really. He’s never lived on his own, doesn’t really have a job (apparently) and hasn’t driven very much.

[Toodleoo]

RETURN TO THE YURT OF DECEPTION YOU MUST.

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m here for Becky and her pleather jacket 

[DragonFlyzz]

Don’t know why you want him.  Would have served you right if you did lose him.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

I missed last week’s chat due to a work trip. What a blow I was dealt!

Welcome back

[PityFree]

Why is the tip of Rebecca’s nose so red?

[Mierin]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

So if you just badger a man, get drunk, and cry a lot, he'll decide he loves you?  Dang, I have been going about this all wrong.

Me too!  No wonder I'm single.

[sainte-chapelle]

Rebecca wtf did you expect?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have crossed over into hating Rebecca. She lied to him. Period.

[Pepper Mostly]

That's the way to win him, Becky. Go throw up. Men love that. 

[Frozendiva]

It has been one lie after the next, Rebecca.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How many more episodes do we have? I feel like the stories are winding down...

love Rebecca holding on to that jacket for dear life...

It’s got to include the tell all’s 

[greekmom]

Glad to know the tent that Zied and Becca have actually has a bathroom.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

Why does Rebecca want Zied??? He is not even an adult, really. He’s never lived on his own, doesn’t really have a job (apparently) and hasn’t driven very much.

You think he’s packing?

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

How much is Darcy going to ball when she realizes Tom gives her anything BUT an engagement ring!??!?

My suspicion was that it’s a heart necklace...and off she’ll go crying. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

How much is Darcy going to ball when she realizes Tom gives her anything BUT an engagement ring!??!?

I bet it’s gold plated earrings 

[kacesq]

Gotta admit, I like the way Zied says “married”

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Why does Rebecca want Zied??? He is not even an adult, really. He’s never lived on his own, doesn’t really have a job (apparently) and hasn’t driven very much.

His hair?

[kacesq]

Looking at Rebecca tonite I’m kinda wishing my tv had a filter....

[Pepper Mostly]

He hats this so much. He's a hatter. 

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Gotta admit, I like the way Zied says “married”

He pronounces it phonetically.

[Gobi]

Sooo deceptive, sooo mendacious, babee!

[Persnickety1]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Hi Everybody!

Persnickety1 you are choosing us over The Walking Dead? I have seen every season but I'm thinking of giving it up.

Yes!!!  I now watch TWD only from the DVR because it's not even particularly good to snark on any more.  How the mighty have fallen.

But this dumpster fire?  GLORIOUSLY SNARKWORTHY!  😄 😄 😄

[LucyEth]

You won the prize Zied, she is yours only, only for you.  

[Toodleoo]

Just now, kacesq said:

Gotta admit, I like the way Zied says “married”

It always makes me think of Sixteen Candles.

”She got MARRIED?”

”Yes married”

”MARRIED?”

”Yes married. To oily bohunk.”

[greekmom]

I don't understand why she even said anything if it's only going to be another week.

Another lie?

[LookABird]

Rebecca is a cretin.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

His hair?

Grease is the word.

[Mierin]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

My suspicion was that it’s a heart necklace...and off she’ll go crying. 

Or it's a promise ring!

[DragonFlyzz]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He hats this so much. He's a hatter. 

He’s a mad hatter.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Why is the tip of Rebecca’s nose so red?

Because she’s so devastated or did a line of coke? Not sure

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

His hair?

His girth?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

That’s the way to go Zied. Don’t forfeit that golden ticket relationship.

[Persnickety1]

Post puking red nosed Rebecca...not "so much beautiful."  

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Glad to know the tent that Zied and Becca have actually has a bathroom.

Is there a shower in there? 

[kacesq]

So Rebecca....what happens to the K1? Have you bothered to find out your chances of getting another one?

and why does Father Akinyi always talk like he’s the villain in a 007 movie?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

I don't understand why she even said anything if it's only going to be another week.

Another lie?

She has been nothing but lies since she first purchased that ring light.  

[DanaMB]

You don't know how to answer that? GTFOH. YOU ARE MARRIED.

[Gobi]

"Show me the money, Ben!"

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

How much is Darcy going to ball when she realizes Tom gives her anything BUT an engagement ring!??!?

That little box contains earrings. Or a necklace. Or a lock of his hair. But it sure as hell does not have a ring.  

[DragonFlyzz]

Run Benjamin run.  Run Benjamin run.

[Julyolo]

Benjamin, when did you not notice that it might be a very rigid and conservative family to have a son named Fidel? Not a traditional African name, is it? Maybe named after the idol of Father Bikini.

Edited October 21, 2019 by Julyolo

[PityFree]

Ugh. Pathetic Ben. 

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is there a shower in there? 

 A golden one, I think.