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[Julyolo]

Now Zied can be paranoid about the whole human race hitting on Rebecca! Before her reveal he only had to worry about her hooking up with other men. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Omar is not into it, every excuse not to have the legal wedding.

[VioletNevermind]

Benjamin is about to catch the spirit tonight, Jesus! 🙌

[poeticlicensed]

Wow Avery sure did invest a lot of money in hijabs. Hers are super fancy

[PityFree]

Avery really needs her hair to be seen. She is not pretty without it. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'll be over in about half an hour. Need anything? 

Not really. I have wine and such.

[Auntie Anxiety]

SOULMATE! Take a tequila shot.

[Mierin]

You barely know the guy, Avery.  How is he any of that?

[DragonFlyzz]

No Avery not crazy.  It’s stupid.  There is a difference.

[kacesq]

I think Avery has run roughshod over her mom for years now.

[Mercolleen]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Wow Avery sure did invest a lot of money in hijabs. Hers are super fancy

I want that blue one for me.

[Mierin]

Just now, DragonFlyzz said:

No Avery not crazy.  It’s stupid.  There is a difference.

It's both crazy AND stupid!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Benjamin is about to catch the spirit tonight, Jesus! 🙌

It looks epic ala Tarick in church

[DragonFlyzz]

Your failure to worry is another indication of stupidity.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery Mom, just let her go. She wants to play at being an adult, so let her be one. You’ll be able to say “I told you so” for the rest of your life.

[kacesq]

Again...wasn’t Omar supposed to have this all worked out? Look how disappointed Omar is at not getting married!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

SOULMATE! Take a tequila shot.

Soulmates are all about change. They couldn't handle a real one.

[Eldemarge]

Well here is what we've learned for sure about Omar: NOT a Planner.

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m not digging Omar’s whiskers

[sainte-chapelle]

I think momma Avery tried to have a reasonable conversation with her daughter and Avery completely shut her down.

[PityFree]

Terry is going to keep calling Omar’s bluff. Omar does not wanna get married

[DragonFlyzz]

No Omar.  Teri would never do that.

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I think Avery has run roughshod over her mom for years now.

I have a freshly 19-year-old and this little girl reminds me SO much of my daughter.  She’s always right.  I’m wrong, you’re wrong, we’re all wrong.

[Mercolleen]

Omar is trying to figure out how to pretend Islamic Court is closed for the year.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Mierin said:

You barely know the guy, Avery.  How is he any of that?

He is a fantasy that will never match what reality will bring.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Omar is not into it, every excuse not to have the legal wedding.

Did you know Avery is getting married to her fiancé Omar who she just met for the first time in real life? And she might move to Syria, but that’s a secret.

[kacesq]

Avery maybe you should question why Omar didn’t bother with this before.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Well here is what we've learned for sure about Omar: NOT a Planner.

And he’s not really into her

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I think Jennnifffer is planning to deal a blow, but I don't think Tiny Tim is ready for it.

As in deal a blow job? LOL!

[Pepper Mostly]

"My mom came all the way to Lebanon to see me get married". Well, tough titty, there, Avery. The rules are the rules. She reminds me of the people who knock on the door of a store once its closed. "I drove all the way here from Far Away-ville!" Jeez, then you should have double check the hours of operation. 

[poeticlicensed]

It's not happening Avery. Figure it out

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

Omar is trying to figure out how to pretend Islamic Court is closed for the year.

He should tell her it’s Ramadan like Mohammit did

[PityFree]

 Oh, Darcy. I doubt Tom would consider himself your boyfriend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy humiliates herself once again in 3....2....1

[DragonFlyzz]

Oh Lud.  The weeping drama queen.  Spare me.

[Brooklynista]

So no one in this cab notices how completely uninterested Omar is in if this wedding takes place or not? They're looking straight past the vacant look in his eyes.

[kacesq]

I am so sick of “meet my BF/GF for the first time” do none of these people realize how ridiculous they sound??

[greekmom]

I seriously don't get Tom's deal.  A trip to Albania made Darcy happen and cost Tom a fraction of the previously planned trip.

[poeticlicensed]

Oh my lol that hotel room. It looks like a place I would stay, I thought Dary and Tom were about the fancy.

[blubld43]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Can't get rid of the quote box!

Darcy is ridiculous, he's telling her he isn't happy!

[Frozendiva]

Avery is not rich, and she can't make a store stay open for longer hours unless the poor sales associate gets a huuuuge commission.

I know that I hated when people came late to see me about something at my old job. They didn't think I had any life outside of work or other commitments.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy, stop crying already! You ar proving that Jesse was right. You needed to work on yourself.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait. Darcy thinks Stacey is acting immature? HAhahahahahahahaha

[Julyolo]

Tom is finding the twin thing stressful because even Stacy and Darcy together don't make one person.

[OoogleEyes]

Darcy is so fucking clueless 

[Angry Moldovan]

I swear that Tommy boy is wearing lipstick 💄 on his thin lips. Kinda looks like the Queen

[VioletNevermind]

Here comes the eternal Tom bitchfest. 

[Bryce Lynch]

The old we need approval from Islamic court trick.  Second time I fell for it this month.

[kacesq]

Does Darcy have any non stripper clothes? No offense to strippers.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcy, stop crying already! You ar proving that Jesse was right. You needed to work on yourself.

All hail Jesse