90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Gobi]

"Mom, do you really think I know what ISIS is?"

Edited August 5, 2019 by Gobi

[HappyDancex2]

Brother Avery speaks the truth.

[bref]

Islam girl's brother is a smarty.

[jacksgirl]

Brother Avery has her number.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avery knows nothing about her betrothed.

Avery’s brother is a genius (as compared to his sister).

[Eldemarge]

My theory is that Avery never became an Olympian or anything "special," so she's looking for something in life to latch onto.

[Horrified]

And we have another kid brother with wisdom!

Avery, Nicole, Molly, who else?

[Ellie Godfrey]

Avery + Omar = Overy

[kacesq]

Darcy's boobs, extensions and lashes are back!

[poeticlicensed]

Little brother has the goods on big sis. His expressions are killing me.

[Eldemarge]

Darcy got dat TLC money McMansion...

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

Why does Avery look so familiar to me? Was she in another cheesy reality show? Or do they all just run together in my mind after a while?

Do you watch gymnastics? I think I may vaguely remember her from that.

[Gobi]

Now I have to snark on the bias.

[Armchair Critic]

Ugh Darcey we don't need an introduction, we already have seen too much of you.

[JennyMominFL]

wtf is Darcy wearing jn her establishing shot? Its some weird mermaid hooker outfit.

[VioletNevermind]

Alright, Darcey!  Time to strap on those lashes and put your impressionable young daughters through some more upheaval and chaos.  Mom of the year, girlfriend. 🥇 

Edited August 5, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Avery. Go to the local mosque and meet a nice home grown Muslim boy. 

Avery's mom, heads up--Muslims can be all American too. And you won't even say hello in another language? What a charmer. 

She told ya. The only language she speaks is  Amurrkin. The little brother is spilling all the tea. 

Oh no. It’s Darcy, guys. Let’s get our collective sigh out now.

[PityFree]

Ugh. Why did they bring Darcy back??? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy, give it up. You’re humiliating yourself.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Avery. Go to the local mosque and meet a nice home grown Muslim boy. 

Avery's mom, heads up--Muslims can be all American too. And you won't even say hello in another language? What a charmer. 

But she’s got lots of questions for him....

[jacksgirl]

Boob jobs the same time too.

Edited August 5, 2019 by jacksgirl

[poeticlicensed]

Here we go, Jesse 2.0

[Eldemarge]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

wtf is Darcy wearing jn her establishing shot? Its some weird mermaid hooker outfit.

Are you surprised??

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

It looked like a bedsheet. 

Yes, that did. but they showed other pictures of her in a hijab and she looked pretty.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I'm way more interested in what compelled Avery to convert than meeting some rando on a dating app.

Pretty sure meeting some random guy on the Internet is the entire reason she became Muslim.  

[HappyDancex2]

Why do we care about the recap?

[kacesq]

TLC loves us..cut on the bias!

[Bubbacat]

Just now, tvrox said:

Do you watch gymnastics? I think I may vaguely remember her from that.

I don't really follow it. But I have seen some. Maybe that's it.

[Pepper Mostly]

CUT IT ON THE BIAS! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Please show us Darcy throwing her shoes.

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Maybe (and this is a big maybe) he owns the salon?

I think they would have said that if he did?

[kacesq]

Tom works his angles...

[Armchair Critic]

He works in fashion and is a jetsetter. He's gay......

.... I'll see myself out.......

[JennyMominFL]

I was so looking  for Jesse in Amsterdam last year. I wanted to run up to him and yell “ Cut it on the Bias”!

[PityFree]

She found the British, male Darcy!!

[kacesq]

have any of these idiots ever had a single substantive conversation? it's all heart emojis and endearments....

[VioletNevermind]

Someone really needs to tell Darcey that she’s a single mom. Not that she can’t have a life, too, but she seems to spend a lot of time online trolling for beefcakes. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Toms got funky eyebrows and he is second best to Jesse

[charmed1]

This feels like a Dr. Phil episode. “Tom” looks like a total catfish. 

[Julyolo]

Why does Darcy sound like a Valley Girl when she's from Connecticut?

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcy's guy thinks he's James Bond. 

He "works in fashion"? So, he sells ties at Liberty? 

[jacksgirl]

Ya think Caesar did Darceys nails?

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, kacesq said:

have any of these idiots ever had a single substantive conversation? it's all heart emojis and endearments....

and "I love his eyes."   Good grief.

[Eldemarge]

Darcy, let's stop pretending your hot-foreign-dude-internet-prowling is for YOUR GIRLS.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy, your girls would be much better off learning that you shouldn’t throw yourself at every male on an internet dating site. 

[iwasish]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I was so looking  for Jesse in Amsterdam last year. I wanted to run up to him and yell “ Cut it on the Bias”!

They’re saving the “Rice a Roni” for later in the season. 

[toodles]

23 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Zied is Creepy to the nth degree! What is WRONG with her??

I think there should be a bingo card for this forum.  The first square can be be "What is WRONG with her/him" ?  Second can be "He/She is here for the green card" .

[VioletNevermind]

“I’m going to meet this new international guy.  You know, same deal as last time.  Okay, byeee!”

[tvrox]

Ugh poor Darcy's kids. The way she is shaking her head its clear she really did not like Jesse.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Please show us Darcy throwing her shoes.

Not just any old shoes. LOUBOUTINS