90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Floatingbison]

EX Convict. !!!! Holy shit!!  He sure gives out the creepy vibes.  

[tvrox]

Hi all! This is a good break from all the craziness in the world. And teleworking means I have more time to devote to 90 days!

[DragonFlyzz]

The right time was before you went to Russia.

[OldButHappy]

They seriously need some kind of health disclaimer - sex without a condom with a stranger is really dangerous.  STDs are the gift that keeps on giving, and letting this air without comment is irresponsible.  

(climbs off of soapbox)

[sainte-chapelle]

"I am super excited to talk about you moving and isolating you so I can control your life." Run Varya

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"we don't have any of this stuff in America". DUH because you are in Red Square in Russia.

Fucker! I suppose the serial killer could take her to Nashville or Memphis. Or he might be inspired by The Stranger and take her to visit some abandoned caves

[Floatingbison]

Geoffrey  reminds me of a slightly higher functioning Paul the arsonist.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does Geoffrey talk like a teenager? 

"Today was frickin' awesome". Jesus. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Dear Psycho Killer,

just have a wank and go to bed

[RichiesOlderBro]

Geoffrey is going to bury the bone with Varya.  
 

I hope she’s still alive in the morning!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Varya’s wonky eye makes me miss Caesar.

[Straycat80]

Varya seems so straight laced to me. Her finding out he’s an ex-con is probably not going to go down well. 

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

The smokey stench that must be coming from her rusty monkey could probably choke an elephant.

Pure poetry.

[DragonFlyzz]

I can’t believe she said yes either.  Staying with her girlfriend was a better idea.

[HappyDancex2]

sliding in late but from the quick browsing of this forum I am grossly horrified of what I missed in the Souja Boy segment.   BARF

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I want to go to Moscow

Yes, we should organise a tour group of us snarkers

[Floatingbison]

I'm lucky.  I'm self employed so I've been working from home and just coming into the office for four or five hours a day.  I figure I'm reducing my exposure by about 30 percent.  I'm a risk/reward percentages guy. 

[HappyDancex2]

At least Varya told him straight up that she wanted to live in a big city.  I mean she's being honest and he's trying to talk her into it.   I'm sure the area in which he lives is great but if she wants the city she wants the city.   She doesn't value trees and shit dude.....

[sainte-chapelle]

I love you all dearly but now getting error messages when I try  To like your brilliant posts......sorry

[tvrox]

13 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Hi all!  I've got the debate on, but my computer's on for the Chat.

I was debating which to watch, but decided I needed a break from the politics.

[hisbunkie]

Hola Peeps. Glad the band is back together.

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

He is ex-con like Pole. Run, Varya, run!

I’d rather take my chances with Pole, easier to outwit in a kidnap in the hills of Tennessee situation 

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes, we should organise a tour group of us snarkers

I’m in!

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love you all dearly but now getting error messages when I try  To like your brilliant posts......sorry

I was getting the same thing but it seems to be ok now. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love you all dearly but now getting error messages when I try  To like your brilliant posts......sorry

We are breaking the internet again

[HappyDancex2]

I'm scared for baby love lisa to come back on my screen....are they post sex now?  zomg

[Floatingbison]

I would go to Moscow with all you wonderful peeps!  Imagine the dangerous levels of snark overload!

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

We are breaking the internet again

Man, you are awesome @Angry Moldovan

[hisbunkie]

4 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

I can’t believe she said yes either.  Staying with her girlfriend was a better idea.

For second night right?

[HappyDancex2]

….not that Ed is much better....

[OldButHappy]

(New Westworld tonight to cleanse the palette)

[Frozendiva]

Rose is probably not liking the package she is getting.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I am Running out of toilet paper so holding it as long as I can but drinking lots of wine 😂 

[Mr. Miner]

Am I as hideous as you expected?

[FrancescaFiore]

One thing I like about Rosemarie is that she always takes a beat and shows how she really feels before she responds in a complete opposite. Big Ed "You like?" Rosemarie "Uhhh.."

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, boy, here comes old Mayonnaise Head Ed. 

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

I was debating which to watch, but decided I needed a break from the politics.

As one might expect it's been about the corona virus so far so I think I'll probably bow out of it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rose Marie doesn’t appear to be a hooker, does she? Sexy dress, no suitcase, yeah.....

[Floatingbison]

Except for the creepy age difference with Rose, I actually like Big Ed.

[mmecorday]

"There's my pahsport." What the dealio with the strange pronunciation, bro?

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We are breaking the internet again

Just like Kim k but more interesting 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

….not that Ed is much better....

He’s nothing more than a sex tourist with mayonnaised hair and compression socks

Edited March 16, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[RichiesOlderBro]

Big Ed is one slick guy isn’t he. 

[greekmom]

Damn. At least Ed got a nice room.

[Frozendiva]

I found some TP today.

Ed, you seemed to come across as someone who picks up a prostitute.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Rose is probably not liking the package she is getting.

💀

[HappyDancex2]

sweetie if it was his choice you wouldn't need to talk...

let's not use the word "intimate"...…...

STD test?  

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

I'm scared for baby love lisa to come back on my screen....are they post sex now?  zomg

Wait until Ed becomes...um...passionate. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Rose is probably not liking the package she is getting.

Nor would I.  Though I have the advantage of not living in abject poverty so I can be more discriminating.

[LennieBriscoe]

Rose needs a Pole test!