S10.E09: Holidazed and Confused

[OnceSane]

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Carole and Bethenny continue to hash out their issues during the murder mystery dinner party; back in the city, Bethenny's holiday party is interrupted by a surprise, which leads to hurt feelings; Luann gets arrested over the holiday.

[KungFuBunny]

Whenever 9:00 PM comes along, I morph into the IKEA lady

START THE CAR!!!!

START THE CAR!!!!

 

With the Holiday weekend, I got my days mixed up and went through this ritual last night…Gah!

[Steph J]

Ohmygod Luanne! Enough about your niece and Adam! No. One. Cares.

Also, I'd be careful wading into this "operator" conversation if I were you. People who married glass Toms shouldn't throw stones.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Luann is literally someone's drunk aunt.

[Straycat80]

Really Luann, get over Adam leaving your niece to be with Carole. Carole did your niece a favor. And what’s wrong with guys from the Midwest? ( I’m from Chicago). 

[noveltylibrary]

Berzerkshires!! I love Luanne being "I'm so great!" like a little kid LOL

[KungFuBunny]

On 5/28/2018 at 1:39 PM, OnceSane said:

Carole and Bethenny continue to hash out their issues during the murder mystery dinner party; back in the city, Bethenny's holiday party is interrupted by a surprise, which leads to hurt feelings; Luann gets arrested over the holiday.

They probably won't really go into the arrest until the tail end of this episode. Next week's show is called You Broke the Penal Code - Total shade from Bravo to Luann

[Martinigirl]

I think Carole's losing this fight with the "You called Luann a loser"

[Neeners]

Lu: "If I'm a loser, the rest of the world SUCKS!"

Cameras immediately pan to Tinsley.

I've said it a gazillion times since this franchise started: I love these editors.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorinda's singing Happy Birthday in the style of old Baby Jane Hudson.

Edited May 31, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[AnnA]

I rewatched last week's dinner argument and just saw this week's.   The whole thing was dumber than I remembered. 

[noveltylibrary]

Holy crap the lit birthday candles! I didn't see that coming apparently Dorinda didn't either haa

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Someone's always lurking around a corner. This is hilarious.

[Gem 10]

I'm so confused I don't know who's right or wrong.  All I know is that I'm team Bethenny and I have a headache.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I have no idea how these grown ass women are sleeping on pull out couch beds.

That bar that goes through the middle is a NIGHTMARE!

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

I think Carole's losing this fight with the "You called Luann a loser"

Carole is now totally lying that she never knew about the Houston Adam trip and about the day rate and being comped - she wrote all about it in her blog 2 weeks ago

[ivygirl]

I’d rather be in the living room with Sonja than this conversation with Bethenny and Carole.

ETA: Shish-m???

Edited May 31, 2018 by ivygirl

[Straycat80]

2 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

Holy crap the lit birthday candles! I didn't see that coming apparently Dorinda didn't either haa

And think of all the makeup that came off into the frosting and went into mouths. Well, all the booze they are drinking will kill any chemicals. 

[RedDelicious]

What the fuck??

[Gem 10]

Carole is securing her spot for next season.  Her acting was so,so.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Carole is now totally lying that she never knew about the Houston Adam trip and about the day rate and being comped - she wrote all about it in her blog 2 weeks ago

I swear, most of y'all missed your callings as prosecutors. Every housewife ever would be on the reality tv equivalent of death row right now.

Edited May 31, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Thumper]

14 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Really Luann, get over Adam leaving your niece to be with Carole. Carole did your niece a favor. And what’s wrong with guys from the Midwest? ( I’m from Chicago). 

Yah (MN speak); why are you slamming the Midwest?  East Coast snob!   ??

[Martinigirl]

No Carole, we haven't noticed how much you're into your fashion this year ???????????????????

[KungFuBunny]

KFB Sneak Peek:

Next week, Luann introduces her new tag line

[Martinigirl]

How many times has Carole called Luann a Loser? 

[BodhiGurl]

Carole mocking Bethenny about being self-aggrandizing on Instagram is laughable - her entire Insta is constant photos of herself or the fabulous places she goes. And quite honestly - isn't that pretty much what the vast majority of Insta is all about? Ha ha ha... she made me laugh (at her) with that shame attempt.

[Straycat80]

Sonja ageing  ever so gracefully: “ I had sex on the sink in the staff room”.  (Eyeroll). 

These bitches gave blood. Oh boy, Blood 10%. Booze 90%. 

Edited May 31, 2018 by Straycat80

[Kaia40]

I’m on Bethenny’s side.  Carole just showed her true colors.  She’s one of those friends that can NEVER be trusted because in a fight she will turn on you.  Come on Carole, I’m sure that you called Luann way worse than a loser and spoke badly about the other ladies!  I didn’t hear B throw you under the bus. Also, Carole is so ugly that she hurts my eyes. When she speaks, she looks like an old lady trying to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth!   Oh and Carole is a liar about B not telling her about Houston.  Think about it, if someone called your boyfriend a name “operator” in this case, any normal person would say why would you say that.  Bethenny is also all about backing herself up with facts.   There is no way Bethenny called Carole and only said Adam is an operator and ended the convo without explananing why she felt that way! Carole is the LIAR! 

Edited May 31, 2018 by Kaia40

[Thumper]

8 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

I'm so confused I don't know who's right or wrong.  All I know is that I'm team Bethenny and I have a headache.

I'll help you out.  Carole is right, Beth is wrong.  Team Carole.  ??

I did like that they sort of made up. So far.  lol

[ladle]

I dislike both Carole and Bethenny, so I'm really not invested in picking a "side" here... BUT Carole really should not have brought up things B. told her in confidence.  Carole went scorched earth the second she chose to do that, and B.-- who has the mother of all trust issues -- will never truly trust her again.

[BodhiGurl]

Just now, ladle said:

I dislike both Carole and Bethenny, so I'm really not invested in picking a "side" here... BUT Carole really should not have brought up things B. told her in confidence.  Carole went scorched earth the second she chose to do that, and B.-- who has the mother of all trust issues -- will never truly trust her again.

And she shouldn't trust Carole anymore. Neither should any of the other ladies. 

[ladle]

1 minute ago, BodhiGurl said:

And she shouldn't trust Carole anymore. Neither should any of the other ladies. 

Valid.  I wouldn't either.

[BodhiGurl]

Honestly if I was Bethenny I'd cut my losses with Carole and move on. Not worth it. And yes, same could be said for Carole. Cut your losses. Move the heck on. Yeesh.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Luann seems like some high school kid's hot grandma in this episode.

[BodhiGurl]

Just now, ladle said:

Valid.  I wouldn't either.

Right there with you ;)

[Thumper]

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Luann seems like some high school kid's hot grandma in this episode.

LOL!  True.

[ivygirl]

Ramona got a $$$$ box of Fresh products and she regifted a Beautyblender set???

(Regifting is technically OK in these games but it’s WISE not to regift something that someone at the party GAVE you, RAMONA.)

[Martinigirl]

A cleaner? I got a cleaner!? LOL!

[psychoticstate]

Carole is right .   She hasn't changed.  She's the same judgmental asshole she's always been. 

[KungFuBunny]

5 minutes ago, Kaia40 said:

I’m on Bethenny’s side.  Carole just showed her true colors.  She’s one of those friends that can NEVER be trusted because in a fight she will turn on you.  Come on Carole, I’m sure that you called Luann way worse than a loser and spoke badly about the other ladies!  I didn’t hear B throw you under the bus. Also, Carole is so ugly that she hurts my eyes. When she speaks, she looks like an old lady trying to keep her dentures from falling out of her mouth! 

Carole is very pissed that Bethenny is getting along with Luann - it started back at Bethenny's birthday dinner in the diner. Remember Carole then had to have tea with Luann to say Luann has been hostile to her and making these little snide comments - they squash their beef and then Carole ruins it by telling Luann she has a big pumpkin head at Ramona's shopping party.

[ivygirl]

Drama! It was a beautyblender set with the cleanser! Good stuff! LOL

[Mozelle]

Bethenny's arguments to Carole--you're into clothes, you're into haircuts, omg your Instagram--don't make any sense to me. From Carole's debut on this show, she's been into fashion. I remember Ramona (I believe it was Ramona) gushing over this shorts and lace outfit that Carole wore to a function in her first season. Carole starts each new season with a new hairstyle. Like, none of that is new. Bethenny is bringing it up as something new because she doesn't want to delve into how much she dislikes that Carole has forged a friendship with Tinsley. Bethenny just drops a word about Tinsley then goes on about other, inconsequential BS.

Edited May 31, 2018 by Mozelle

[noveltylibrary]

I'm let down that it was the nutcracker...

[ivygirl]

Ramona looks amazing. Bethenny is obnoxious. Dorinda is right... they’re all supportive of Bethenny and it’s not right for her to squish something like that. Ramona is not Sonja.

 

Woah, Luann’s TH about Tom was the realest TH I think I’ve seen... 

Edited May 31, 2018 by ivygirl

[Mozelle]

LuAnn, sis. Tom wasn't laying low when y'all were together, boo. What makes you think he'd lay low with a whole divorce from you under his belt?

[BodhiGurl]

Really Luann. You REALLY can't believe Tomass has moved on quickly? REALLY? I mean, wasn't he dating someone else when she glommed on to him? Ugh. These women.

[Steph J]

On the one hand, it sucks to hear about your ex moving on without you. On the other, Tom had already moved on when he and Luanne were still together, so...

[Straycat80]

Luann is surprised Tomcat has moved on so fast? The guy never stopped messing around before and after he married Luann. Move on Darlin’. 

[Martinigirl]

Did Luann call Tom a dick? LOL!!!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, ivygirl said:

Woah, Luann’s TH about Tom was the realest TH I think I’ve seen... 

MTE. The look on her face when she said, "Dick!" was a very surprising mix of sadness and anger.