Spoilers and Speculation: Clink Boom and Cheese Fondue

[Badsamaritan]

Uncle Frank said there's a big announcement coming next week and the spec is that GV is coming back as Lucky. If it's true, and Liez moves in with Nic, then my spec is that they're gonna do a Lucky/Liez/Nic (because Frank nor these writers have any imagination whatsoever) redux and Hayden will get moved to the new doctor. He's supposed to have a connection so my money is on her.

I also saw a rumor on FB that NotDeadJake will require the services of Shriner's...do they treat mental illness in children? Or do they discover he's got a chip in the brain too and he goes there to have it removed? I've read that Jason and Sam start working their way back to each other, so how does that happen if he's still tied to Liez because of NotDeadJake's problems? I think it's still possible NotDeadJake is actually Lucky's, it will be revealed during his stay at Shriner's, and it will facilitate Lucky's return and usher Jason out of the picture. If they did change NotDeadJake's paternity, I think I could be square with Monica and Sam not getting to slap her to sleep one good time.

[jsbt]

This is Jean Passanante so there is a 60% chance they will blame Liz's last four years of behavior on a gas leak! Two years from now!

[backhometome]

Even GV Lucky doesn't deserve to be saddled with Liez. Sadly, I doubt even Lucky returning will erase her Jason obsession. He was always second best to the great Jasus Morgan. 

[Baxter]

If GV comes back as Lucky, I'll be happy. All I have to do is mute my tv and watch the pretty. 

[RedVelvetWaffles]

LuSam was the only Sam pairing I've ever liked. LL2 was the only Liz pairing I've liked. Basically I have an irrational hatred of Jason Morgan that carries over to whatever female is unlucky enough to be paired with him.

[Oracle42]

I think maybe Nik trying to murder Hayden didn't count because she was a bitchslutwhoretramp at the time. Now that she has mended her bswt ways, only a bad mobster would try to murder her in the face

Edited January 30, 2016 by Oracle42

[jsbt]

GV as Lucky is a nice fellow but a snooze. If it happens it'll be further proof they've thrown in the towel on much of the show.

[TeeVee329]

I dunno, GV returning as Lucky seems like one of those "soap actor leaves one soap, immediately is rumored to be joining another soap" things. 

[Tiger]

Jasus fracking ####, Greg Vaughn and Anthony Geary might both be coming back?!?

As to The Corinthii being the best family on tv, first off Laura AND Mo both need to shut the flying figgidty fuck up for every single thing they said in that interview. Second, are they both totally delusional and think ABC is going to give them a spin-off "Ceeping up with The Corinthii" as part of ABC Comedy Wednesday?

I can just see the promo now: "Tonight on ABC Comedy Wednesday, Frankie forgets Mike's birthday on 'The Middle', Erica is pretty in pink with guest star Molly Ringworm on 'The Goldbergs', Cam & Mitch get a nosy new tenant on 'Modern Family', then Carly calls Ava a whore on 'Ceeping up with The Corinthii'. It's ABC funny!"

[peachmangosteen]

I read a rumor that Kristina is going to be bisexual and so is Darby and they're going to bond over it or whatever. I mean I have been clamoring for bisexual characters so I'm like tentatively excited, but I have no faith at all that this show can do it any justice. Also, how is Darby still a thing? LOL.

 

IDGAF I hope GV is coming back as Lucky! I love him. And this show desperately needs Lucky imo. Sure, it'd be better if they could get a better actor, but it's never gonna happen so I'll take pretty, earnest GV in a pinch.

 

... Hayden will get moved to the new doctor. He's supposed to have a connection so my money is on her.

 

I'm down for this tbh. I like Hayden a good bit but the shit with Nik ruins her so I would love to see her moved to someone else.

Edited January 30, 2016 by peachmangosteen

[Oracle42]

So, Hayden/Nik/Liz/Lucky quad? Greeeeeat

[jsbt]

I have my doubts anything like that will occur, but if so it's a recipe for treading water and marking time not seen since those grim days when GV's Lucky randomly fell for Emily over and over because they had nothing better for those four characters to do.

[OnceSane]

I think new doc (Griffin Munro) will be Mac's son.

[BestestAuntEver]

I think new doc (Griffin Munro) will be Mac's son.

God, I hope not! Especially, since Sonny is going to bond with him. He will end up hating Mac and be adopted by Sonny.

[mybabyaidan]

I think new doc (Griffin Munro) will be Mac's son.

 

I heard that too, that he will turn out to be a Scorpio.

 

I am not hating it, but we'll see where it goes.  If it gives Mac more screen time, than yay.

[TeeVee329]

Oh, I've been thinking Dr. Griffin will be connected to Rebecca Budig, either her brother or that ex-husband of hers she mentioned. 

I read a rumor that Kristina is going to be bisexual and so is Darby and they're going to bond over it or whatever. I mean I have been clamoring for bisexual characters so I'm like tentatively excited, but I have no faith at all that this show can do it any justice. Also, how is Darby still a thing? LOL.

 

Well, it fits with the pattern of Morgan's family members hooking up with his lady friends.

[Badsamaritan]

So NV dispelled the rumor that KT is coming back. And she may have blown her chances since that pic she posted of herself strapped to a hospital bed has pretty much given away what's bout to happen to Morgan. That's the 'heartbreaking decision' or whatever that bullshit said Carly & Sonny have to make. They put his ass on a 51/50. Great. We get to watch Brydog having a flailing fit, cussing CarSon the fuck out as he gets forcibly strapped down while Carly & Sonny look on with pained expressions. Blech.

[mybabyaidan]

Bright side....it's not really mob related....and it's in a hospital???

[BestestAuntEver]

So NV dispelled the rumor that KT is coming back. And she may have blown her chances since that pic she posted of herself strapped to a hospital bed has pretty much given away what's bout to happen to Morgan. That's the 'heartbreaking decision' or whatever that bullshit said Carly & Sonny have to make. They put his ass on a 51/50. Great. We get to watch Brydog having a flailing fit, cussing CarSon the fuck out as he gets forcibly strapped down while Carly & Sonny look on with pained expressions. Blech.

Sssooo, he's getting 3 hots and a cot?

When will he receive electroshock and be kept from his family for a year? I still won't give a f#ck.

The writers, Frank, NV and TPTB can all sit down and shut the hell up with this BS emotional Emmy bait for the mobster's family.

[jsbt]

They put his ass on a 51/50. Great. We get to watch Brydog having a flailing fit, cussing CarSon the fuck out as he gets forcibly strapped down while Carly & Sonny look on with pained expressions.

 

A vision of the future!

[dubbel zout]

They really want him to win an Emmy, don't they?

[Tiger]

Nancy Lee Grahn will win BET, NAACP, and Image Awards before Bry-dog wins a Daytime Emmy, or any award for acting.

I will cackle like the hyenas in The Lion King if Nicolas Bechtel beats him.

[ciarra]

Anthony Geary returns. OH HELL NO!!!

[OnceSane]

Bright side....it's not really mob related....and it's in a hospital???

It's probably after he botches a hit on Julian (because he thinks it'll please daddy to have Julian dead), and he hits Kristina or Kiki instead.

[WendyCR72]

It's probably after he botches a hit on Julian (because he thinks it'll please daddy to have Julian dead), and he hits Kristina or Kiki instead.

 

Too bad the bullet won't ricochet and put Morgan out of his misery...and ours.

[Lobsel Vith]

God, I hope not! Especially, since Sonny is going to bond with him. He will end up hating Mac and be adopted by Sonny.

The last thing this show needs is more people kissing Sonny's ass.

Edited January 31, 2016 by Lobsel Vith

[sunnyface]

I also saw a rumor on FB that NotDeadJake will require the services of Shriner's.

 

General Hospital for mob related violence or therapy pretty much SOP for this misnamed soap.

[Chairperson Meow]

Isn't it interesting that the only time Carly gives a shit about Sonny's violence is when it "hits close to home?"  And even then it only last for five minutes.

 

So will the difficult decision they have to make with Morgan is whether to put him down or not?

Can we campaign actively for Team Put Morgan Down? Coma Morgan 2016 sounds great too.

[backhometome]

Is DNAJ the new Spencer?. I hate these kiddie stories with a passion. At least find ones that can act.

[Fylaki]

 

So apparently, in SID, there's some stuff about this new doctor and he apparently has a "troubled past" that Sonny understands and creates a bond between them.

 

...well, there goes any interest I had in that character!

Just because over the years we have done every other Mafia riff in the person of Sonny I have just two words: Vito Spatafore

[Chairperson Meow]

Just because over the years we have done every other Mafia riff in the person of Sonny I have just two words: Vito Spatafore

I am seriously afraid these new "writers" will revisit Sonny vs The Closet or Trapped in the Closet: GH 2016.

[Asp Burger]

Sonny trapped in the closet would give Fylaki the Vito Spatafore wish...

[KerleyQ]

I bet some bitchslutwhoretramp did him wrong once too. Or they bond over how good it feels to throw barware/fuck relatives' SOs/have dimples.

 

Clearly they both like pasta.  What are the odds?  

[peachmangosteen]

From Thursday's ep description:

 

Dante sees a flirtation moment between Curtis and Valerie.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURTIS STOP! GET AWAY FROM HER! 

Edited January 31, 2016 by peachmangosteen

[LeftPhalange]

Dante is probably going to get jealous with his dumb stupid worthless ass. 

[BestestAuntEver]

Of course, GH always pairs up the PoC with another PoC.

[Chairperson Meow]

I'm hoping Curtis flirting with Valerie leads to Curtis calling the entire Corinthos male clan names and snarking on them as he has with Franco.

[dubbel zout]

"We gave you Valerie and Dante; what more do you want?"

[mybabyaidan]

There is a rumor floating around that Morgan shoots Lulu....Not sure how reliable it is, but thought I'd drop it here.

[ulkis]

Dante will probably get mad at Lulu for getting in Morgan's way.

[mybabyaidan]

Also that Carlos turns states evidence and Julian is arrested...of course on Julexis wedding day.  I assume after they exchange vows.

[LeftPhalange]

Also that Carlos turns states evidence and Julian is arrested...of course on Julexis wedding day.  I assume after they exchange vows.

 

What about Ava? Does he snitch on her too? Say yes. 

[Badsamaritan]

I'm guessing that whatever happens with Sam, she will be OK by the Julexis wedding. I just don't see her parents going through with a big wedding if she's in a coma or something. Also, the clue about Liez being afraid history is repeating itself, I think it means Jason will get his memories back after seeing Sam hurt. Didn't that happen the last time?

Also, new spec - at the reading of Helena's will, she will say something about NotDeadJake not being Jason's. Uncle Frank said something about here being clues to that big announcement in the episodes, so that would tie in with a recast Lucky announcement.

I just really really need NotDeadJake and Liez away from Sam. Like, permanently.

[LeftPhalange]

Also, new spec - at the reading of Helena's will, she will say something about NotDeadJake not being Jason's. Uncle Frank said something about here being clues to that big announcement in the episodes, so that would tie in with a recast Lucky announcement.

 

I really don't know how I feel about DNAJ's paternity possibility being retconed. If Jason stays the bio dad that means Sam will forever have to deal with Liez and the Jiz spawn, even though it was originally agreed that Jason wouldn't have a role in his life. On the other hand, I don't want Lucky being half responsible for that psycho's existence. 

[Chairperson Meow]

Poor Lucky:(

Why can't that kid be an impostor?

[Oracle42]

I think Jake being Spawn o' Jiz provides more long-term story AND I emphatically reject the idea of Jake as a bio-Spencer. They already have Carly; they've suffered enough

[dubbel zout]

I don't understand why Jake's paternity has to be changed. Lucky raised him as his own; what does it matter if Jake is Jason's biologically? And if he isn't, does that mean Jason will simply drop out of Jake's life? That's going to look terrible.

 

The original framework, while not ideal, worked all the plot points. Changing that framework is stupid and unnecessary.

Edited February 1, 2016 by dubbel zout

[TeeVee329]

I don't really see the point of changing Jake's paternity at this juncture.  I also would be sad for Monica if that happened, hasn't she lost enough?

[Cheyanne11]

Also, new spec - at the reading of Helena's will, she will say something about NotDeadJake not being Jason's. Uncle Frank said something about here being clues to that big announcement in the episodes, so that would tie in with a recast Lucky announcement.

I just really really need NotDeadJake and Liez away from Sam. Like, permanently.

Well, given Jake was dead-ed originally so that Jason and Sam could have a baby (thus making that child his only living child and cutting all ties with Liz) it wouldn't be surprising.   

[Bwill3133]

I hated the Jake storyline when it happened but it seems stupid now 10 years later to change it. I also noticed on Franco's file that it said Jake Webber. Even though when he was born Liz made it a point to put Jason's initials in his name making it Jacob Martin Spencer, subtle as that was. Another recon GH writers? or just forgot his legal name is Jake Spencer?