S08.E10: The Big Apple Bites

[KungFuBunny]

Dorit attempts to come clean with Lisa Vanderpump; Erika meets with her publisher to give an update on her book; Kyle gets wind of what Dorit has been saying about her from Teddi; an altercation arises on what should be Dorit's big night.

[BBHN]

 

 

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, BBHN said:

 

 

You're awesome!

Thank you BBHN

[KungFuBunny]

Pictures with Matt Sarafa:

Teddi & Kyle

Lisa Rinna & Kyle

LVP

[bagger]

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Pictures with Matt Sarafa:

Teddi & Kyle

Lisa Rinna & Kyle

LVP

I need that red coat

[Martinigirl]

3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Pictures with Matt Sarafa:

Teddi & Kyle

Lisa Rinna & Kyle

LVP

Matt is right....the coats are bad. 

[lunastartron]

So Teddi and Camille are disgruntled when Dorit talks to those who weren't present about what they say in conversation. Then proceed to repeat to third parties who weren't present what Dorit says in conversation. 

Edited February 17, 2018 by lunastartron
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[BBHN]

Was it Big Furry & Fuzzy Coat Week?

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So Teddi and Camille are disgruntled when Dorit talks to those who weren't present about what they say in conversation. Then proceed to repeat what Dorit says in the conversations they have with those who weren't present. 

The difference being Teddi and Camille seem stay on point and don't exaggerate, exploit, and manipulate what is being said. Well, so far this season.

Edited February 17, 2018 by BBHN

[zoeysmom]

On 2/16/2018 at 4:56 AM, lunastartron said:

So Teddi and Camille are disgruntled when Dorit talks to those who weren't present about what they say in conversation. Then proceed to repeat to third parties who weren't present what Dorit says in conversation. 

 

Pretty much.  Same goes with Teddi repeating conversations she had with Dorit to LVP.  One thing about Dorit is she does not hide behind people repeating her conversations.  SHe came right out and said she would tell LVP what she said about her.

Edited February 21, 2018 by zoeysmom

[WireWrap]

2 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

Pretty much.  Same goes with Teddi repeating conversations she had with Dorit to LVP.  One thing about Dorit is she does hide behind people repeating her conversations.  SHe came right out and said she would tell LVP what she said about her.

I guess we will see if Dorit really tells Lisa what she has been saying or if she tries to blame her comments on the others. 

[Duke2801]

UGH can we not go ONE week without an appearance by the Hadidn'ts?? Apparently not.  

Between the one saying that she learned how to give head from her mom's book - to this one announcing that she is Facetimeing while peeing - I just can't with them.  

[NetflixandChill]

OMG! The editors doing a full body pan of Dorit in the tracksuit filled with holes as she talked about being a designer and being what the magazine embodied! They must hate her over at Bravo. I see that shade you're throwing!

[noveltylibrary]

I'm so glad that any time I want to feel like a fashion icon, I can just put on my holey sweats.

[Straycat80]

I came here to remark about the holey sweats too. So glad that apparently I'm in vogue too! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Was Dorit high talking to Vanderpump cause she was sketchy has hell and all over the place 

[ivygirl]

Sweats as holey as Dorit’s explanations and excuses!

[noveltylibrary]

It really is laughable that Erika has a book.  "How to sleep your way to the top" has been done to death.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

I'm trying to think of a situation when a sighted person doesn't look like an asshole wearing sunglasses indoors.

Edited February 21, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[ivygirl]

And it’s so “down to earth.” Local Atlanta girl makes good!

[Straycat80]

Why was Erika wearing her sunglasses at that meeting? Is her future so bright she has to wear shades? Doubt. It. 

[chenoa333]

This franchise of HoWives has gotten so boring that all I can say is this:  Damn I wish i could afford to just sit in a chair and have someone put my make up on..

[WhoaWhoKnew]

There should be a running list somewhere of all the magazines that have appeared on RH no one has ever heard of.

[Snappy]

30 minutes ago, NetflixandChill said:

OMG! The editors doing a full body pan of Dorit in the tracksuit filled with holes as she talked about being a designer and being what the magazine embodied! They must hate her over at Bravo. I see that shade you're throwing!

I thought the same exact thing. Designer? In that? Dorit is so full of herself! I cannot wait for her to get her comeuppance, right uppance the side of her head. Doesn't Dorit realize that other than hearing about it on this show, no one has heard of, nor cares, about Bella magazine? Oh wait, its Dorit; of course not. 

Also, the first word that popped into my head when Erika's TH came on was "pomeranian". Why does she need to embody "hooker style"?

Edited February 21, 2018 by Snappy
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[KungFuBunny]

Bella Magazine HW features started with the RHONY cast.

Bethenny and Kelly having appeared on their cover.

Besides LVP didn't Bella or Gigi Hadid do a cover too?

[Straycat80]

It's funny how these women get so tarted up to go to these events (side eyeing Erika in that dress a 5 year old would wear) just to lead up to a verbal smack down on Dorito...which she deserves. 

[NetflixandChill]

I want Camille to be a housewife and for Teddi to come back. I feel like they could be great together. They both seem pretty laid back about the same things, and I could have some fun watching them, I think.

[rho]

20 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

Sweats as holey as Dorit’s explanations and excuses!

Oh burn!!!!! You win the internet Ivygirl

7 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

This franchise of HoWives has gotten so boring that all I can say is this:  Damn I wish i could afford to just sit in a chair and have someone put my make up on..

It's so relaxing. You should really try it! The Vanderpump kids are always using Priv. They usually have really great deals for first timers

[ivygirl]

LOL Erica. You tell a lady you can see up her skirt=yelling “HEY TEDDI I CAN SEE YOUR PUSS.”

[Keywestclubkid]

Unclench your thighs. Unclench your thighs...... that was funny 

[Snappy]

I'm waiting for LVP's boobs to fall out of her dress.

Why do these women get their hair done when its all flat anyway?

[Thumper]

I have never heard of Bella magazine.  Is it a big deal?

[rho]

I'm still laughing at Lisa grabbing Kyle's crotch to get her purse while they shimmy out of the rain. I could have watched a full hour of these women trying to navigate a little drizzle

Edited February 21, 2018 by rho

[Grumpbump]

Teddi's man hands are distracting me from LVP's boobage!

[ivygirl]

2 minutes ago, Thumper said:

I have never heard of Bella magazine.  Is it a big deal?

My guess is that it’s on the order of Noballsman Nobleman as run by RHOC Lydia

[JD5166]

27 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

I'm trying to think of a situation when a sighted person doesn't look like an asshole wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

My most recent ex of VERY many years has taken to doing this...I tried to tell him he looks like an asshole but he just thinks I am jealous of his newfound “coolness”.

ETA: I do NOT miss the rain in NYC, worst thing ever about commuting (as in, not having a driver-being a schlub)! 

Edited February 21, 2018 by JD5166

[NetflixandChill]

OMG, Kyle was wasted out of her mind that night talking about Erika. Such a crappy move of Dorit to run back and tell Erika, because so many people talk more dramatically about things when they're wasted than what matches their actual feelings. No joke, I have literally sat in a KFC at 2 AM, wasted like no tomorrow with a friend, as we cried over cheese fries about something that so did not warrant that emotion. It's just crap of Dorit.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Snappy said:

I'm waiting for LVP's boobs to fall out of her dress.

Why do these women get their hair done when its all flat anyway?

They need their hair blown out, curled professionally to hide the tracks, weave, lace fronts. You have to blend the real hair with the fake hair so that it looks as natural as possible.

[rho]

I adore Kyle but omg she is so off base right now. I kind of hate that she's calling Dorit out on the snitching and shit talking because now she might become more conscious about it and there will be no one to hate watch anymore

[NetflixandChill]

How the heck can Dorit tell Teddi to bring it down? It's Dorit that is freaking out.

[Snappy]

Rinna is actually hysterical. She is also still ridiculous when she says she and Camille have kids. Their kids are not toddlers. 

Dorit, you ruin everything for everyone else so, what goes around, comes around! Such a victim.

Edited February 21, 2018 by Snappy

[NetflixandChill]

Rinna is so dang happy to not be the one in the middle of all of this. She's ready to pop some popcorn.

[Thumper]

2 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

My guess is that it’s on the order of Noballsman Nobleman as run by RHOC Lydia

Thanks.  I wondered if that was the case.

Whoa.  Major boobage on LVP.

I'm not sure I even know what they are arguing about now, but yay, Teddi!  Dorit is impossible.

Don't blame the Model's Moms for leaving early, but so funny that they let us know why!

[Snappy]

Way to go Erika. I'm glad some people are acting like adults, if only for a few moments.

[Keywestclubkid]

Alright for Erika being the peace maker 

[noveltylibrary]

I'm sorry I think Kyle's a pussy.  Her problem isn't with Dorit, it's always about how she feels Lisa treats her badly.   Just get over it already.

[KungFuBunny]

Kyle hasn't had her sisters Kathy and Kim in her life for a while - at least not the way it used to be.

She's replaced LVP for Kathy and Dorit for Kim.

It was a dynamic she is used to, so she expects LVP (Kathy) to side with her when Dorit (Kim) misbehaves.

[rho]

 

Lisa looks like Cinderella's evil stepmother flanked by a drunk stepsister on either side

Edited February 21, 2018 by rho

[NetflixandChill]

I agree with Kyle. If she had done this, Lisa would have dragged her over the coals for it for ages and ages. 

[Wicked]

I hate Dorit.  I hate her so much.

[Sarcastica]

WTF did I just watch?