S07.E17: From Dogs To Diamonds

[Tara Ariano]

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A Hong Kong trip continues with Lisa Rinna defending her scandalous accusations about Dorit. Also, the ladies visit dogs that Lisa Vanderpump helped rescue. Back in 90210, Erika shoots her soap scenes, and the women bask in a diamonds-and-rosé party.

[KungFuBunny]

OMG Erika do not accept that ring - Eden put a GPS chip in there.

[SweetieDarling]

At the dog shelter, did Kyle really say, "This one's a 'mongrel'.  I've never heard of that breed."? Did I hear right?  

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, SweetieDarling said:

At the dog shelter, did Kyle really say, "This one's a 'mongrel'.  I've never heard of that breed."? Did I hear right?  

Yep, I heard it. Really Kyle? Duh! 

[Chicklet]

Well shelters in the US just label them as mixed breed. The mongrel label is pretty old and not used. Probably a translation thing.

[Emmeline]

Thanks God they all went to see the rescued dogs.  I would like to see more about how they intercepted those trucks. I know that they eat dog meat in many third world countries.  My brother in law told me that the people ate dogs it in Vietnam because they had nothing else.  But the torture of these poor dogs in Yulin is something else entirely.  This is what they came for.  It made me tear up to see those dogs.  Good for Lisa.  I would not have know about this without her.

[KungFuBunny]

5 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

At the dog shelter, did Kyle really say, "This one's a 'mongrel'.  I've never heard of that breed."? Did I hear right?  

Yep and then she just about fainted when she saw the kennel next to it and there was another breed she never heard of called "mutt"

[Chicklet]

Wait, do the Erikas really think that anyone believes she was trying to seduce PK? WTF?

And for the record I think she's cold, too.

[noveltylibrary65]

It's killing me that everyone is so nicey nice now.  And that the vile Rinna escaped.

[KungFuBunny]

Erika is playing Farrah DuBois....Um is there an electric cigarette, koi pond sized margaritas and predictions to come?

[Sai]

What a shitty ass apology Erika gave to Eileen after the horrible way she spoke to her.  Eileen just accepts it?  Just like that?  Yet she made LVP apologize a zillion times and still didn't accept her apology.  That's bull.

LisaR sickens me.  She didn't even have any remorse the next day.  She's a terrible person.  I can't even watch her anymore.

I'm so happy that those dogs were saved.  I was surprised at all the puppies and that a bunch of the dogs looked like pure breds.  Poor things.  I hope they all get good homes.  

[enchantingmonkey]

What is wrong with Lisa Rinna?  Dorit didn't pull out a bag of cocaine and talk about how she mixes it in her smoothies.  Good grief, this woman is insufferable!  

[Rosiejuliemom]

LVP looked really nice in her backyard. Glasses, a messy bun, and limited spackle really work for her.

[Chicklet]

True, Lisa looks so young when she's deconstructed. Not sure why she insists on the spackle.

And Jagger for the win.

Edited March 29, 2017 by Chicklet

[Emmeline]

I agree 100 percent.  I never really cared one way or another about Eileen, but she must be a saint.

i really tear up about the dogs.  The US has made China thrive because of our importing.  I remember a time when we (the us) didn't want to buy products (Michael Jordan shoes or Kathy Lee Gifford clothes) because they where made by kids.  The small villages still have nothing but the elderly leg because all others have gone to sweat shops to make money for the family.  What is wrong with this picture?  While US textile mills have all but gone out of business.  

[SweetieDarling]

WTF with the gold leaf in the hair?  That looked like a total mess!

[KungFuBunny]

Dorit listen to squeaky kid - your hair looks like the Goose with the Golden Eggs took a shit on you

[noveltylibrary65]

Rinna looks awful.  I mean really physically.  She looked pretty good, maybe just too thin when she first came on the show, but she looks painfully awful now.

10 minutes ago, Sai said:

What a shitty ass apology Erika gave to Eileen after the horrible way she spoke to her.  Eileen just accepts it?  Just like that?  Yet she made LVP apologize a zillion times and still didn't accept her apology.  That's bull.

And Eileen's a big dope for accepting it so easily.  She gives friendship a bad name.

[Rosiejuliemom]

For the record, I don't think Rinna is a Xanax addict. Adderall, on the other hand...

Edited March 29, 2017 by Rosiejuliemom
spelling errors drive me nuts.

[noveltylibrary65]

Wow Erica looks ridiculous with that cotton candy wig. ?

Edited March 29, 2017 by noveltylibrary65

[SweetieDarling]

OMG!

 "My Little Pony got here"  

I'm dying!

[Chicklet]

My Little Pony is cuter.

All of them.

[dosodog]

7 minutes ago, Sai said:

What a shitty ass apology Erika gave to Eileen after the horrible way she spoke to her.  Eileen just accepts it?  Just like that?  Yet she made LVP apologize a zillion times and still didn't accept her apology.  That's bull.

 

When Ericka told Eileen during her apology that she would never say those things to her...I really wanted Dorit to pop out of no where and say BUT YOU DID.  Last year Eileen and Ericka questioned Kyles friendship to LVP in Dubai.

If the reunion wasn't already over, I would submit that same question to Eileen.  What kind of friendship do you really have.  It's just so sad.

Tin foil on the head is never a good look Dorit.  Just saying.....

MAURICIO IS HANDS DOWN BEST HOUSE HUSBAND EVER!  That deserved to be yelled out.

[HunterHunted]

6 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

WTF with the gold leaf in the hair?  That looked like a total mess!

The gold leaf in the hair is FMO (for models only). It's worked on a runway and in an editorial, but never in the real world.

[SweetieDarling]

9 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Dorit listen to squeaky kid - your hair looks like the Goose with the Golden Eggs took a shit on you

Ha!  Rinna thought the same thing!

[noveltylibrary65]

If I can smell your breath you're too close.?   And someone with an eating disorder's breath can't be good. 

ps i had 10 years of eating disorders back in the day so I'd know..

Edited March 29, 2017 by noveltylibrary65

[Snappy]

I started late due to making a test, but had to throw in my two cents; Rinna is a big fat (lipped) jerk. She truly acts bipolar, and I agree with PK that she is dangerous. Eden buying Erika a ring screams of desperation! FF'd through Y&R and Kyle's producing her show. I have no desire to watch either. blech! So glad Chi Chi is back!

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, SweetieDarling said:

Ha!  Rinna thought the same thing!

It really looks like a pigeon took a shit on her and the shit is still wet

[Sai]

3 minutes ago, dosodog said:

When Ericka told Eileen during her apology that she would never say those things to her...I really wanted Dorit to pop out of no where and say BUT YOU DID.  Last year Eileen and Ericka questioned Kyles friendship to LVP in Dubai.

If the reunion wasn't already over, I would submit that same question to Eileen.  What kind of friendship do you really have.  It's just so sad.

Tin foil on the head is never a good look Dorit.  Just saying.....

MAURICIO IS HANDS DOWN BEST HOUSE HUSBAND EVER!  That deserved to be yelled out.

OMG, I cracked up when Mauricio kept joking that something was wrong with Kyle's body and she laughed and told him if he said that one more time there was gonna be something wrong with his body.  I really laughed out loud.  That's the same kind of banter my husband and I have with each other.

[Snappy]

Mikey should never ask, "When have we ever let you down?" because the answer is "Always!!!!!!"

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

It really looks like a pigeon took a shit on her and the shit is still wet

Dorit should have listened to Jagger when he said "No."

[bosawks]

I FINALLY figured out what Erika's voice reminds me of, Christine Ebersole's in her performance as Little Edie in the musical Grey Gardens. 

 

That's been driving me crazy, honestly....

[KenyaJ]

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I giggled when PK said, instead of him calling Tom, Erika should call Tom. Where is the lie?

My dog was curled up on my lap when the ladies went to the SPCA, and OMG. Seeing all those adorable dogs — knowing they were saved from being tortured — tore at my heartstrings. I wish they could have just played with dogs for an entire hour. 

I’m glad Erika eventually apologized to Eileen, but I can’t believe she waited until they were back in Beverly Hills, and that was such a breezy, half-assed apology. I’m done with her.

Meanwhile, I can’t believe there were multiple episodes including her appearance on Y&R, especially since we saw the scene in the first episode of the season. I mean, it’s a soap, not a prestige drama.

As I said on Twitter, Lisa is a vile piece of shit. I’m not sure there’s anything to be said beyond that. 

[Straycat80]

Yes Rinna you really are aaawwwful! I used to like her but she has become the most vile HW of this season.

I agree that Eileen sucks in  apology acceptance. She put LVP thru hell last season and didn't ever let up about something that made her mad. 

I thought it was weird that Eden gave Erika a ring and then Erika was so rude about it. 

I think Dorit and Erika misunderstood the party dress code. They came dressed like Easter eggs. 

So the finale is next week with the usual scenario that ends all HW seasons: flashy party and huuuuuge  fight. 

[Bronzedog]

I really hope Eileen reconsidered and adopted the dog she felt a connection to.  If there's a lightening storm during the party, Dorito can act as a human lightening rod with that metal shit on her head.  Maybe on next week's show....

[ElDosEquis]

46 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

At the dog shelter, did Kyle really say, "This one's a 'mongrel'.  I've never heard of that breed."? Did I hear right?  

An AUTHENTIC mongrel.

Now, I am no MENSA member but I know what Mexico is really like, what a Chinese junk is and the breed known as "Mongrels" they are descendant from the Mon-Growl-ians of China.

[dosodog]

I'm not an Eden fan, but my heart kind of goes out to her tonight.  Because that was unpleasant behavior from all the ladies. 

That had to hurt her feelings.

[Snappy]

Every time Rinna opens her mouth, its akin to holding up a huge sign with "Pay attention to me!". She is just a tall toddler.

[Rosiejuliemom]

If I had to choose, I'd take gold leaf in my hair over a wig that looked like watered down Pepto Bismol any day. I'd tone down the gold, though. Dorit used way too much.

[ElDosEquis]

41 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Yep and then she just about fainted when she saw the kennel next to it and there was another breed she never heard of called "mutt"

See Mutt Run, Run Mutt Run.

See Puff, See Puff Play.

Play, Puff, Play!

I think the word is "Remedial"?

[Keywestclubkid]

why is Pk in the girls drama and trying to throw shade? how does he know how much Erika and Tom spend together? why go there dude? 

[Snappy]

1 minute ago, dosodog said:

I'm not an Eden fan, but my heart kind of goes out to her tonight.  Because that was unpleasant behavior from all the ladies. 

That had to hurt her feelings.

What did I miss? Was this at the store or at the party?

[ElDosEquis]

43 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Wait, do the Erikas really think that anyone believes she was trying to seduce PK? WTF?

And for the record I think she's cold, too.

General statement to follow...

There is nothing MORE unsexy that a woman who lets hers, run down her legs.

(I believe the term is 'oozes sex")

Nope, there is more in life than JUST pussy?

.

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, ElDosEquis said:

An AUTHENTIC mongrel.

Now, I am no MENSA member but I know what Mexico is really like, what a Chinese junk is and the breed known as "Mongrels" they are descendant from the Mon-Growl-ians of China.

LOL

Your lesson for today:

Sharpei (the dog the Eileen fell in love with) originated in China. Sharpei is the westernized name for Chow Pay (Chow = wrinkled, Pay = skin)

[ElDosEquis]

36 minutes ago, enchantingmonkey said:

What is wrong with Lisa Rinna?  Dorit didn't pull out a bag of cocaine and talk about how she mixes it in her smoothies.  Good grief, this woman is insufferable!  

What DID LR see?

An empty table, just as full as her personality.

1 minute ago, KungFuBunny said:

LOL

Your lesson for today:

Sharpei (the dog the Eileen fell in love with) originated in China. Sharpei is the westernized name for Chow Pay (Chow = wrinkled, Pay = skin)

Whoa,

WRONG.

Sharpies are for drawing.

Three words, kiddo.

Spell Check.

[TexasGal]

12 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I really hope Eileen reconsidered and adopted the dog she felt a connection to.  If there's a lightening storm during the party, Dorito can act as a human lightening rod with that metal shit on her head.  Maybe on next week's show....

That puppy was so adorable.  They were bringing the dogs to the states right?  She totally should snatch him up.

Cracked me up that Kyle was trying so hard to comply with LVP's dress code and then one by one we see everyone else not wearing pink (except wigs).

Half hearted as it seemed, I was glad Erika apologized to Eileen.

Edited March 29, 2017 by TexasGal

[KungFuBunny]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why is Pk in the girls drama and trying to throw shade? how does he know how much Erika and Tom spend together? why go there dude? 

That conversation was discussed before the cameras arrived to film.

Dorit saying why did Erika make such a Hoo-ha about it? was DELIBERATE, she's still getting her stabs in

(PK) Peter Griffin Bod is a prick

[Snappy]

No one ever said Erika was trying to seduce anyone. Erika's taking a page out of Rinna's book, putting words in others' mouths.

[ElDosEquis]

So, If you bought four at a time you'd have wrinkled four skin?

[racked]

I don't understand how someone as lovely as Harry Hamlin could be married to Lisa Rinna. She's approaching Bethenny levels of unbearable for me. When I'm at a dinner table and everyone else gets up, I assume dinner is over not that everyone got up to do coke and didn't ask me to join! Now I'm almost glad Kim got people wondering what Harry did. 

I don't hate Erika as pathetic and wrong as she is about pantygate. Sis has issues but she can still be likable at times. She is so so wrong here tho and her weird relationship with Tom is creepy as hell. 

Edited March 29, 2017 by racked

[goofygirl]

Lame-o Eirka apology to Eileen, and she just went along with it! Guess Erika thought, "MY BIG CHANCE TO BE AN ACTRESS MAY BE SHIT CANNED IF I DON'T APOLOGIZE".... Boy, that Eileen is a double dealer.  If I NEVER see Erika's glam squad again, it'll be too soon. So glad it's almost over. Thankyou Jeebus.