ElectricBoogaloo April 18, 2014 Share April 18, 2014 How is there not already a thread for quotes?! [insert Tom Haverford face here] This week's golden advice from Ron is something I want to print and send to every high school girl: Live your life the way you'd like but don't confuse drama for happiness. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/
King of Birds April 20, 2014 Share April 20, 2014 Shouldn't this thread be called "What I said was, 'Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have'" -? 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-42242
formerlyfreedom April 20, 2014 Share April 20, 2014 Done! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-42245
BoogieBurns April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 "Stop. Poopin." 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-43563
MMLEsq April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 "Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." --- Ron (Sweet Sixteen; S4, E16) 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-43702
scrambled eggs April 23, 2014 Share April 23, 2014 "That isn't my favorite shirt. But it is my least-favorite shirt." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-45475
April Bloodgate April 23, 2014 Share April 23, 2014 Insert every one of Leslie's weirdly complimentary descriptions of Ann here. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-45809
BoogieBurns April 24, 2014 Share April 24, 2014 "Ann, you beautiful rule-breaking moth." 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-46518
ElectricBoogaloo April 25, 2014 Author Share April 25, 2014 Ginuwine: Lil Sebastian, this one is for you because you're my pony. Andy: I can't believe Michael Bay spent $1 billion of his own money to build [Alcatraz] for The Rock. Ginuwine: Damn, Donna. Why you gotta bring the Quackson Five into this? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-48210
Izzyboy April 25, 2014 Share April 25, 2014 "His favorite movie...is books!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-48367
BoogieBurns April 28, 2014 Share April 28, 2014 "I call eggs 'pre-birds'" 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-51001
MMLEsq May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 "There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats." Ron 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-64647
JennDear77 June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 "You had me at meat tornado" "Whale tail. She's flashing a whale tail." "Punk ass book jockies!" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-152899
King of Birds June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 Leslie: "One time when I was in high school a guy's mom called me and broke up with me for him. There was another time when I was on a date and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and then the guy said he wasn't feeling it, so he left and I waited for an ambulance. One time I was dating this guy for awhile, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me to never call him again. One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together. Skywriting isn't always positive. Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers. And then when I tried to sit down, he said, 'Don't eat anything. Rebecca's coming.' And then he broke up with me." Whenever I see skywriting, don't you HAVE to read it, to see if it's negative? Like, "It's not you, it's me" -- in the sky. I hope to live to see this happen. 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-153413
BoogieBurns June 25, 2014 Share June 25, 2014 (edited) "Do I look like I drink water?" - Donna "I'm not crying! I'm allergic to jerks." - Andy Edited June 25, 2014 by BoogieBurns 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-154038
scrambled eggs June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 Assault should be legal if the person is a jerk. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-164451
BoogieBurns June 30, 2014 Share June 30, 2014 (edited) "And I will be providing my world-famous... $100 lap dances" - April (The debate episode) "Hi ya’ll! I’m Trish. I’m 22 years old. I’ve been on YouTube. I just, I love to hang out with my friends. I love to laugh. I love the summertime, and going to the beach. And I love... wearing bikinis at the beach with... everyone there." (Beauty Pageant Episode) Edited June 30, 2014 by BoogieBurns 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-164941
BoogieBurns July 8, 2014 Share July 8, 2014 "You look like Encyclopedia Brown" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-182177
Kip Hackman July 8, 2014 Share July 8, 2014 "Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?" 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-182651
Petunia13 August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 (edited) My dad owns this place. I'm Janet. Janet Snakehole. Edited August 3, 2014 by Petunia13 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-256165
The Crazed Spruce August 3, 2014 Share August 3, 2014 "Ron and Diane, up in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I!" 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-256262
Petunia13 August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 "When the Ann's away the mice will get perms."- Leslie smiles 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-258212
BoogieBurns August 4, 2014 Share August 4, 2014 "Time is money. Money is power. Power is pizza. Pizza is knowledge." - April 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-258241
purplemouth August 20, 2014 Share August 20, 2014 Whenever I play trivia and the category is "people", I always blurt out "...places, and things". One of my favorite April moments. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-304745
Eeksquire September 1, 2014 Share September 1, 2014 I love Leslie's whole tirade about why she shot Ron (when she didn't): "I have a high tolerance for pain, I'm bad at math and ... I'm stupid." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-338288
biakbiak September 2, 2014 Share September 2, 2014 (edited) My best friend's three year old has taken to saying "Are you Nell? From the movie Nell," whenever someone asks her to do something she doesn't want to do. Edited September 2, 2014 by biakbiak 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-340914
Petunia13 September 3, 2014 Share September 3, 2014 I love Leslie's whole tirade about why she shot Ron (when she didn't): "I have a high tolerance for pain, I'm bad at math and ... I'm stupid." "Bitches be crazy." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-342731
Mayonegg September 3, 2014 Share September 3, 2014 Ron: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans. Ron and Tammy's 4x02 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-343902
Inquisitionist September 3, 2014 Share September 3, 2014 Leslie: Look, I’m really sorry. I put a new romance in front of an old friendship.Tom: Okay.Leslie: I put a beautiful man in front of an adorable man-child.Tom: You’re ruining it.Leslie: I put a big white stallion in front of a little brown pony.Tom: Totally uncalled for. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-344157
Mayonegg September 6, 2014 Share September 6, 2014 Andy: I tried to make Raman in the coffee pot, and I broke everything. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-353158
Mayonegg September 7, 2014 Share September 7, 2014 Ann: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost? 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-355222
Mayonegg September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 Chris: Nothing. The silent killer. Andy: Minimum champion! (This has become my nickname within my family. We're very loving) 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-357380
Mayonegg September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 Jamm: I don't mean to brag but I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-357388
Mayonegg September 8, 2014 Share September 8, 2014 Sewage Joe: If your looking for weed, I am also looking. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-359090
Mayonegg September 12, 2014 Share September 12, 2014 Andy: (about old women flashing during the Valentines day dance) If that happens here my eyes will fall out of my head and I will die. I cannot emphasise how often I quote this line. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-369587
King of Birds September 16, 2014 Share September 16, 2014 Ron: I am starving. I haven't had lunch since yesterday, so I'm gonna head over to Callaghan's. Andy: No- no-no. Don't go there, they totally skimp on pickles. Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most *insane* burritos. Ron: I don't much go for ethnic food. Andy: Trust me. They have one that's called "The Meat Tornado." Literally killed a guy last year. Ron: You had me at "Meat Tornado." ---- Ron: Andy, this was delicious. Andy: It's awesome huh? Ron: It's a whole new meat delivery system. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-382439
Falafel September 29, 2014 Share September 29, 2014 Girl doesn't even know who Ginuwine is. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-420167
SallyAlbright October 18, 2014 Share October 18, 2014 Leslie: Forget it! Jean-Ralphio!Jean-Ralphio: [immediately appears] Yes, I'm here!Leslie: Dance up on me! ...I may or may not use this very often when I'm out dancing/drinking/breathing with friends. Donna: This "Snake Juice" is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.[cuts to a drunk and crying Leslie]Leslie: She didn't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once![cuts to a drunk Tom]Tom: I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.[cuts to a drunk and giggling Ben]Ben: Baba booey.[cuts to a drunk Andy]Andy: Turn this music down. [singing] Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad...[cuts to a drunk April]April: [rapidly speaks Spanish][cuts to a drunk Ron, who is wearing April's hat and dancing frantically] Ben: Leslie, we have to go hire a new PR director for the health department.Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover.Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning.Leslie: Really?Ben: No, I threw up in the shower. Ron: When I walked in this morning and saw the flag at half mast, I thought, 'Great. Another bureaucrat ate it.' But when I found out it was Li'l Sebastian, [sobs] Half-mast is too high. Show some damn respect! Leslie: I was uh, dropping my niece off.Ann: What's your niece's name?Leslie: Torpel. What?! I don't know. That's not a name. I don't have a niece... my niece's name is Stephanie? "Torpel" gets me every time. 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-479592
A Beaverhausen October 18, 2014 Share October 18, 2014 Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-480154
April Bloodgate October 18, 2014 Share October 18, 2014 Leslie: Forget it! Jean-Ralphio! Jean-Ralphio: [immediately appears] Yes, I'm here! Leslie: Dance up on me! ...I may or may not use this very often when I'm out dancing/drinking/breathing with friends. Donna: This "Snake Juice" is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted. [cuts to a drunk and crying Leslie] Leslie: She didn't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once! [cuts to a drunk Tom] Tom: I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there. [cuts to a drunk and giggling Ben] Ben: Baba booey. [cuts to a drunk Andy] Andy: Turn this music down. [singing] Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad... [cuts to a drunk April] April: [rapidly speaks Spanish] [cuts to a drunk Ron, who is wearing April's hat and dancing frantically] Ben: Leslie, we have to go hire a new PR director for the health department. Leslie: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover. Ben: I feel great. I ran 5K this morning. Leslie: Really? Ben: No, I threw up in the shower. These quotes illustrate why this is the best episodes of that show and why it's one of the best episodes of TV period. 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-480656
BoogieBurns October 19, 2014 Share October 19, 2014 (edited) "Torpel" gets me every time. Torpel is the best fake name in the history of American sitcoms. "I was supposed to have a rock fight with this crazy guy. He's like 20 minutes late." "Instant sugar high. Sugah high high! WOAH! Sugar slam!" "I love Slurp HD. Have you guys seen Ultimate Battle Smoothie?" Edited October 19, 2014 by BoogieBurns 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-481557
amaranta December 2, 2014 Share December 2, 2014 Every so often, I'll sing or hum while doing chores. The other day I realized I was singing The Pit. "I call eggs pre-birds" I just mentioned this in another thread. I love the whole speech. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-615940
Izzyboy December 10, 2014 Share December 10, 2014 Jean-Ralphio: "When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma's jewelry and go clubbin" 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-640821
TeeVee329 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 (edited) April: Yeah, so can we adopt you as our grandma? Ethel Beavers: Fine. Andy and April: Cool! We love you, Grandma! Edited February 18, 2015 by TeeVee329 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-839083
Peace Please February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 These quotes illustrate why this is the best episodes of that show and why it's one of the best episodes of TV period. HELP! Can anyone tell me what epi this is? I've watched the entire series but you guys have recall that my dead, old brain cells just do not! Thanks! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-839270
TeeVee329 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 HELP! Can anyone tell me what epi this is? I've watched the entire series but you guys have recall that my dead, old brain cells just do not! Thanks! The quotes when everyone is drunk on Snake Juice? It's a season three episode, "The Fight". 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-839295
Peace Please February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 Thank you SO MUCH, TeeVee329!! Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-839299
Peace Please February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 (edited) I wasn't really happy with the last two episodes so I've been watching some repeats, guaranteed tear-jerkers or LOL-ers. So...here's my favorite quote ever: I love you and I like you. Sigh. The best. Edited February 18, 2015 by Peace Please 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-840638
TeeVee329 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 I love Leslie's whole tirade about why she shot Ron (when she didn't): "I have a high tolerance for pain, I'm bad at math and ... I'm stupid." That whole tirade was amazing. "I stepped in something icky!" "Are you single?" 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-840762
RustbeltWriter February 24, 2015 Share February 24, 2015 Ron: "What the %$#@ is a German muffin?" Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5203-quotes-what-i-said-was-give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have/#findComment-861132
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