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  1. Mayonegg

    EHG 83: Humans: Heard Of 'Em?

    Thank you for that cannon. If only the noise I made when the viper joke was revealed could be board cast globally. I could cure mild depression.
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    EHG Mini: First, A Song

    This was glorious. I love how fully formed "The Baron" was. Sarah's show sounds like the high praised bummer I would mean to but never watch. "Band of Gold" is the high praised period piece that I would only watch the first season of despite enjoying the show. The roller derby show I want right now. I'm thinking Nexflix OITNB crossed with FNL vibe.
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    The Sounds of Our Lives (formerly General Music Discussion)

    Replace any song lyrics that are heart with arse/ass. Hilarity ensues. Example: "Shot through the arse and your to blame"
  4. Mayonegg

    What Are We Currently Reading?

    I'm currently reading 'Tampa' by Alissa Nutting. I'm only two chapters in but nobody has shuddered more scine SideShow Bob stepped on the rakes in Cape Feare.
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    S04.E02: Massacres And Matinees

    I agree rho. AHS is compelling and memorable because it balances the bat shit crazy fun kind of horror with the truly horrifying "real world" terror that we see everyday on the news and in history books.
  6. Thanks to Gotham I have learnt that a murderer can't get rid of evidence because he didn't have shinny shoes.
  7. I've learnt that you can knock someone out by hitting them on the back of the head with the but of a gun without killing them or causing brain damage. I've also learnt never to enjoy a walk in the park or to talk about my personal life in public because I will stumble across the body of a murder victim.
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    S04.E01: Monsters Among Us

    I'm optimistic for where this season will be heading. I've enjoyed all seasons of AHS but I think this season can strike the balance between fun what the fuck moments and genuine scares that season 2 did. The clown doing silent, clowny things was 100% pure nightmare fuel for me (shudders).
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    Three-Word Story

    One bright morning, Bruce looked out and saw acurious young man climbing the wall of ivied brick, only to find that his handhold wasn't stable. Bruce, curious as well, went to see a giant mushroom shaking the ivy and lighting it with Firebird's help, who flew in from over the cuckoo's nest. He decided that his inaction was ended. Bruce grabbed his pants and his shiny automatic handgun, and went to ask the man who had bright red talons on, and bright green underwear, "What are you doing?" "I'm lost and looking for an antifungal syringe full of green goop. Have you seen it?" "Seen what?" "I seek the syringe!" Bruce thought the worst as he recognized the mushroom as the one that turned him inside out and caused him to rethink reality. Then he aimed the banana pie launcher at the face of the mushroom. Firebird turned from his continental breakfast, "I like pie covered in purple tomato ketchup!" He grows heirloom tomatoes, a lucrative trade nearly destroyed by giant polka dancers looking for their long lost tap shoes, bereft that they lost them. The young man, still syringe seeking, looking endlessly for the man who was last seen wearing a paisley tank top and fuzzy bunny slippers. The young man, whose name is not James or Mordecai, climbed down and asked Bruce, lewdly and crudely, if he knew the way to the goop factory. Bruce then rose and walked over to the young man, still aware that the sun was about to explode unless he hosed it down with precious, expensive elfin oracle mirrors. Bruce couldn't find the washing champagne and the purple ketchup, so he asked the young Icelandic troll witch who was an ornamental throw rug away from being a design major from outer space. "Where are the exploding sun washers?!" Bruce was getting a bad feeling that it was soon going to
  10. Mayonegg

    I Heart You: TV Star Crushes

    I'm glad to see some love for the cutest boy in the world Bobby Moynihan.
  11. Mayonegg

    Three-Word Story

    One bright morning, Bruce looked out and saw acurious young man climbing the wall of ivied brick, only to find that his handhold wasn't stable. Bruce, curious as well, went to see a giant mushroom shaking the ivy and lighting it with Firebird's help, who flew in from over the cuckoo's nest. He decided that his inaction was ended. Bruce grabbed his pants and his shiny automatic handgun, and went to ask the man who had bright red talons on, and bright green underwear, "What are you doing?" "I'm lost and looking for an antifungal syringe full of green goop. Have you seen it?" "Seen what?" "I seek the syringe!" Bruce thought the worst as he recognized the mushroom as the one that turned him inside out and caused him to rethink reality. Then he aimed the banana pie launcher at the face of the mushroom. Firebird turned from his continental breakfast, "I like pie covered in purple tomato ketchup!" He grows heirloom tomatoes, a lucrative trade nearly destroyed by giant polka dancers looking for their long lost tap shoes, bereft that they lost them. The young man, still syringe seeking, looking endlessly for the man who was last seen wearing a paisley tank top and fuzzy bunny slippers. The young man, whose name is not James or Mordecai, climbed down and asked Bruce, lewdly and crudely, if he knew the way to the goop factory. Bruce then rose and walked over to the young man, still aware that the sun was about to explode unless he hosed it down with precious, expensive elfin oracle mirrors. Bruce couldn't find the washing champagne and the purple ketchup, so he asked the young Icelandic troll witch
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    Favorite Commercials

    This a classic originally from Britain and then quickly adopted by Australia, and there really is nothing more Australian than that. Another favourite, pissy Panda
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    Favorite Commercials

    These are great here are some more Carlton ads
  14. Mayonegg

    What Concerts Have You Seen?

    I've been very luck to be bought up in a music loving household and allowed to go to shows at age 10 I'm sure I'm forgetting some but here is a list that I can recall from memory: The Chemical Brothers America Billy Thorpe Joe Strummer Foo Fighters Nine Inch Nails Red Hot Chilli Peppers Live Billy Idol Goo Goo Dolls Kaiser Chiefs Inxs (sadly post Micheal Hutchence) Brain Wilson Yeah Yeah Yeahs You Am I Augie March Death Cab For Cutie Neil Diamond Spoon Arcade Fire Flaming Lips Neko Case New Pornographers Wilco Broken Social Scene Fiest Band of Horses Stars Bombay Bicycle Club Two Door Cinema Club Of Monsters and Men Santana Eric Clapton My Morning Jacket The Thrills They Might be Gaints The National Sufjan Stevens Bill Cullahan Andrew Bird Joanna Newsom Ryan Adams Bruce Springsteen The 1975 Naked and the Famous Grouplove Pearl Jam Interpol The Church Simple Minds Devo Meatloaf Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
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    Three-Word Story

    elfin oracle mirrors
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