Mayonegg

Thank you for that cannon. If only the noise I made when the viper joke was revealed could be board cast globally. I could cure mild depression.

This was glorious. I love how fully formed "The Baron" was. Sarah's show sounds like the high praised bummer I would mean to but never watch. "Band of Gold" is the high praised period piece that I would only watch the first season of despite enjoying the show. The roller derby show I want right now. I'm thinking Nexflix OITNB crossed with FNL vibe.

Replace any song lyrics that are heart with arse/ass. Hilarity ensues. Example: "Shot through the arse and your to blame"

I'm currently reading 'Tampa' by Alissa Nutting. I'm only two chapters in but nobody has shuddered more scine SideShow Bob stepped on the rakes in Cape Feare.

I agree rho. AHS is compelling and memorable because it balances the bat shit crazy fun kind of horror with the truly horrifying "real world" terror that we see everyday on the news and in history books.

Thanks to Gotham I have learnt that a murderer can't get rid of evidence because he didn't have shinny shoes.

I've learnt that you can knock someone out by hitting them on the back of the head with the but of a gun without killing them or causing brain damage. I've also learnt never to enjoy a walk in the park or to talk about my personal life in public because I will stumble across the body of a murder victim.

I'm optimistic for where this season will be heading. I've enjoyed all seasons of AHS but I think this season can strike the balance between fun what the fuck moments and genuine scares that season 2 did. The clown doing silent, clowny things was 100% pure nightmare fuel for me (shudders).

I'm glad to see some love for the cutest boy in the world Bobby Moynihan.

This a classic originally from Britain and then quickly adopted by Australia, and there really is nothing more Australian than that. Another favourite, pissy Panda

These are great here are some more Carlton ads

I've been very luck to be bought up in a music loving household and allowed to go to shows at age 10 I'm sure I'm forgetting some but here is a list that I can recall from memory: The Chemical Brothers America Billy Thorpe Joe Strummer Foo Fighters Nine Inch Nails Red Hot Chilli Peppers Live Billy Idol Goo Goo Dolls Kaiser Chiefs Inxs (sadly post Micheal Hutchence) Brain Wilson Yeah Yeah Yeahs You Am I Augie March Death Cab For Cutie Neil Diamond Spoon Arcade Fire Flaming Lips Neko Case New Pornographers Wilco Broken Social Scene Fiest Band of Horses Stars Bombay Bicycle Club Two Door Cinema Club Of Monsters and Men Santana Eric Clapton My Morning Jacket The Thrills They Might be Gaints The National Sufjan Stevens Bill Cullahan Andrew Bird Joanna Newsom Ryan Adams Bruce Springsteen The 1975 Naked and the Famous Grouplove Pearl Jam Interpol The Church Simple Minds Devo Meatloaf Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

One of the Knope-Wyatt triplets will be named Sebastian.

Andy: (about old women flashing during the Valentines day dance) If that happens here my eyes will fall out of my head and I will die. I cannot emphasise how often I quote this line.

It's been awhile sicne I've watched FNL so please forgive me if I get some of the details wrong. When the East Dillon Lions are holding a banquet in honor of Coach Taylor and I think it's Tinker who says "you changed my life and I love you for that" *sob*. The East Dillon Lions in the locker room before the state game. The final montage of the series. The whole episode 'Stay' makes me weep and emotionally affects me more than 'The Son' for how warmly and respectfully it handles the end of teenage love just floors me.

While I understand the need for Ann to be the stright man, I feel her character was weak and ill-defined from the very beginning and Rashida Jones' delivery to be wierd and jarring compared to the way the rest of the ensemble gel and play off each other. Also while I like April and love Andy and love the great performances by Plazza and Pratt; I think their characters would have worn out their welcomes fast without their relationship softening her and giving him some edge. Otherwise I think 'Parks and Rec' is perfect and I have total faith in the final season.

Sewage Joe: If your looking for weed, I am also looking.

Jamm: I don't mean to brag but I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Chris: Nothing. The silent killer. Andy: Minimum champion! (This has become my nickname within my family. We're very loving)

I'm just listing my favourites from NewWho because I don't dislike any episode enough to call it a least favorite. Nine: The Empty Child The Doctor Dances Ten: School Reunion The Girl in the Fireplace The Imposible Planet The Satan Pit Love & Monsters (unpopular opinion, I know) Gridlock 42 Blink Silence in the Library Forest of the Dead Midnight Turn Left The Stolen Earth Journey's End (my second favourite season finale to anything ever) Eleven: The Eleventh Hour Vincent and the Doctor The Lodger (second favorite over all) The Pandorica Opens The Big Bang (my favorite season finale of any show) The Doctor's Wife (my favorite episode) A Good Man Goes to War The Girl Who Waited Dinosaurs on a Spaceship The Crimson Horror

Ann: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but at what cost?

Andy: I tried to make Raman in the coffee pot, and I broke everything.

From 'A Milhouse Divided' The whole Pictionary scene is gold. Kirk Van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: See Marge, you don't need to spend a lot of money to have a first class reception. (reveals a cake shaped like a whale that reads " To a whale of a wife".) After 'Can I Borrow a Feeling' Kirk Van Houten: How about it Luanne, will you marry me? Again? Luanne: Ewww! No! From 'The Springfield Files' Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city keeping its SPEED over 50 and if it's SPEED dropped it would explode! I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'. Grandpa chasing after a tortoise that has his teeth. Scully: This is the worst assignment we've ever had. Mulder: Worst than the flesh eating virus? Grandpa: Ow, he bit me with my own teeth! Scully: No this is much more irritating.

Tobias: Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it. Love this because this is my dad's level of impressions and we call him the man with one voice. Lindsy: (sobbing, while fondly remembering George Sr) I can hear him now " Who left the cap off my fucking Glisten?" I love this because that is so something my grandfather would have said. And of course Micheal: I don't feel so good. For me the mayonegg scene and Micheal's nauseated face is the pinicale of comedy.

Ron: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans. Ron and Tammy's 4x02