Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[Defrauder]

18 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

His smile is so uneven that he looks like one side of his face is paralyzed. He should really consider suing whoever the butcher was who fucked up his face. I could make an old Duggar joke here, but he has to live with this for the rest of his life. 

Maybe he used a 'certified' Christian dentist or whatever the call it?  You know someone whose only credentials are being the 'correct' type of Christian?  Let's look at their history of claiming credentials for themselves. Jill is a midwife, they are both 'missionaries, Jana's a concert pianist, gardener, home flipper and everything in between,  Jinger restores cars among other things, counselors for marriage, porn addiction, incest,&  sexual abuse need only be the 'correct' type of Christian.  So who knows.  Maybe Derick just went to some guy who prays the 'right' way and hung a shingle on his door.  It's not like they don't do it. 

[Defrauder]

OK saw the picture - why does Derick always looked so stoned?  I mean he looks like he's so freaking high all of the time.  If it were weed he'd probably be gaining weight, maybe it's something else.  I wonder if he's a drug addict.  Maybe he just wants to stay in Danger America to keep away from Jill's family who might figure it out.  

[Missy Vixen]

I'm really happy that Triple D was able to obtain the wings from the local Wal-Mart. It's a good thing there's wings in Danger America, especially since I'm sure he had to have armed assistance to get in the front door of the store safely...

:eyeroll:

[Sew Sumi]

Here's Izzy. I suspected that the pic I posted yesterday was of Spurge (maybe from a month or two ago), and I think I was right. Izzy is much more blonde, has more hair, and his facial features are sharper. 

[Guatemama3641]

10 hours ago, CofCinci said:

I'm surprised you can get buffalo wings "overseas."

The hash tag said #pollocampero. It's the Central American equivalent of KFC. It's delicious. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

Boxes are some of the best forms of entertainment  on the mission field? All righty then! I might be wrong but it seems that "entertainment" and "mission field" don't really jive together. Even when one is missioncationing, I can't see handing out DumDums as being entertaining, and I don't think people consider a missioncation as entertainment.

My cats might agree but I didn't have to enter the mission field for them to enjoy boxes. 

That said, Izzy really is cute, and kids his age love playing with boxes. 

[lookeyloo]

Cute video of Izzy. Looks clean and well fed. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

11 minutes ago, lookeyloo said:

Cute video of Izzy. Looks clean and well fed. 

Glad Muffy is giving us a clean, happy Izzy.  Rather than a swaddled, screaming grub worm or a filthy dirty baby, keep up the good work, Muffy. We'll happily enjoy cute Izzy footage.

[MarysWetBar]

On 07/06/2016 at 3:19 PM, Marigold said:

My mom died of cancer and statements like Cathy's always rub me th wrong way. Like my mom wasn't worth a miracle too?  We prayed and prayed and prayed. She had the best team of doctors in NYC and she still died.  

BTW, I am a Christian but am careful how I word things and what I say because it leaves the other person wondering "well, what the heck happened to me???"

Your Mom was most definitely worth a miracle. I like to think that maybe there was a brand new baby born that day that was struggling somehow. That little one got the last miracle given out that day. 

I like your kind of Christian best, Marigold. 

[JoanArc]

Derick is a missing a few heart pieces. Slut.

[MarysWetBar]

3 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Derick is a missing a few heart pieces. Slut.

Lolz

Triple D trying to look as worldly as the new kid in town. The asshole.

[JoanArc]

He dated other girls and picked a Jill type. This makes me like him even less.

Edited July 5, 2016 by JoanArc

[Missy Vixen]

13 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Derick is a missing a few heart pieces. Slut.

Biggest FU INTERNETZ ever!!!!11!!!!!

"I had girlfriends! I banged them, too! They still think I'm hawt! Jealous H8ers!"

And he chose a virgin with the emotional age of a 12 year old to "covenant marry". Good luck with that, Triple D. 

14 minutes ago, MarysWetBar said:

Lolz

Triple D trying to look as worldly as the new kid in town. The asshole.

"We had sex with the lights on, too! I TOTALLY DID IT!"

Just throwing this one out here: It's fascinating that nobody has come forward to talk about the sweet sweet lovin' of Triple D yet.

YET.

[GeeGolly]

19 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Derick is a missing a few heart pieces. Slut.

LOL.

I have a feeling when he says dated, he means dated. Like he went to the movies or out to dinner. And who knows he may include something like going to a skating rink with 5 other middle schoolers as dating.

[CofCinci]

He was the mascot at a party college. I'm sure he "dated" all the time. Dated all over the place. 

Then, he decided to marry a meek, controllable woman-child with zero life experience.  Red pill stuff. 

[GeeGolly]

I don't know, a lot of people can put on a costume and be all kinds of goofy and fun, then the minute the costume comes off they go back to their shy & reserved self.

I just don't see Derick as a Big Man on Campus.

[MarysWetBar]

15 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I don't know, a lot of people can put on a costume and be all kinds of goofy and fun, then the minute the costume comes off they go back to their shy & reserved self.

I just don't see Derick as a Big Man on Campus.

I agree. He's more like the goofy guy you "let" tag along with you in case you want to get loaded, he can drive.

PS: I'm way nicer now. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

I think Derick looks like a stoner because maybe he's been abusing pain medication, but i mean as an unintentional consequence of ongoing pain after his jaw surgery.  He may not think it's drug abuse because he has a legitimate pain problem. Prescriptions are easy to get and you can buy only one pill if you so choose at the pharmacies down there. They don't drive, their work isn't particularly intense...Derick just doesn't seem like he plays with a full deck on a good day.

Edited July 6, 2016 by Arwen Evenstar

[Sew Sumi]

I'm pretty sure they have a vehicle. I doubt Derick does painkillers and just prays the pain away. After all, that's his solution for everything else. 

Except when you really need the expertise of a well-educated doctor (or quack oral surgeon). Then, all bets are off...looking at YOU, Cathy. 

[CofCinci]

Of course Derick and Jill have a vehicle. They're JB's favorites. The chosen couple. Daddy's little snitch gets to live in style. 

[smlait]

5 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Here's Izzy. I suspected that the pic I posted yesterday was of Spurge (maybe from a month or two ago), and I think I was right. Izzy is much more blonde, has more hair, and his facial features are sharper. 

How is Izzy still in #4s?  My eight month old is already in #5s overnight (and is transitioning to them during the day too).

[Sew Sumi]

Old box? Maybe taken at a rec center with more babies? Izzy is the size of a three year old! LOL

[tabloidlover]

1 hour ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

I think Derick looks like a stoner because maybe he's been abusing pain medication, but i mean as an unintentional consequence of ongoing pain after his jaw surgery.  He may not think it's drug abuse because he has a legitimate pain problem. Prescriptions are easy to get and you can buy only one pill if you so choose at the pharmacies down there. They don't drive, their work isn't particularly intense...Derick just doesn't seem like he plays with a full deck on a good day.

 

1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

I doubt Derick does painkillers and just prays the pain away. After all, that's his solution for everything else. 

Except when you really need the expertise of a well-educated doctor (or quack oral surgeon). Then, all bets are off...looking at YOU, Cathy. 

I'm thinking painkillers are extremely possible.  Praying is great until things get tough in Duggarland.  As demonstrated by both Duggar daughter's baby deliveries.   Things will be taken care of by God...until they aren't and then it's okay to seek medical care.  I'm thinking this is the same for Derrick.

[Sew Sumi]

I bet Jilly Muffin only allowed the most basic pain meds when she had her c-section. These people are nothing if not martyrs. 

[Absolom]

1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

Old box? Maybe taken at a rec center with more babies? Izzy is the size of a three year old! LOL

And grandson was in fours when he was 3.

Izzy is on the thin side.

[Marigold]

16 hours ago, MarysWetBar said:

Your Mom was most definitely worth a miracle. I like to think that maybe there was a brand new baby born that day that was struggling somehow. That little one got the last miracle given out that day. 

I like your kind of Christian best, Marigold. 

That's a sweet way to think of things!

[sometimesy]

Ha ha, Derelict gets a lot of snark because we post he couldn't get a girl on his own.  FU  internet, Jill wasn't his first relationship. LOL. They are so easy. Grifting beta male got his panties in a bunch. 

[Missy Vixen]

20 minutes ago, sometimesy said:

Grifting beta male got his panties in a bunch. 

He's probably going to write us a sternly worded letter next!

[Arwen Evenstar]

Most people who grew up in the real world outside of The Duggarsphere...even if they waited until they got married, they at least have kissed or made it to 3rd base and usually are well versed in the art of self gratification.

Josh and Anna both grew up Gothard, however neither Derick or Bin did, so for us to expect that they didn't date other people or never held hands with a girl is ludicrous. And yeah, both boys knew about Rosie Palm.

[MarysWetBar]

1 hour ago, Missy Vixen said:

He's probably going to write us a sternly worded letter next!

I'd  much prefer an interpretive dance from him.

[Defrauder]

13 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

I bet Jilly Muffin only allowed the most basic pain meds when she had her c-section. These people are nothing if not martyrs. 

Yeah but only the women are expected to take on pain.  Then men get to either sleep through the woman's labor or have someone make them a sandwich.  So I can see Derick totally needing 'extra' pain relief and becoming addicted rather quickly.

[Lemur]

15 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Prescriptions are easy to get and you can buy only one pill if you so choose at the pharmacies down there. They don't drive, their work isn't particularly intense...Derick just doesn't seem like he plays with a full deck on a good day.

I'm pretty sure, in a good bit of Danger America, you don't even need a prescription for Schedule I drugs.  I know you certainly didn't in Mexico.  

[Marigold]

Once again, Derick looks unwell and messy. 

[Aja]

1 hour ago, MarysWetBar said:

I'd  much prefer an interpretive dance from him.

Note to Dillards, I'd pay good money to see an interpretive dance re: Duggar courtship rules.

[Sew Sumi]

How do you choreograph goalposts shifting and rules being broken in front of a horror-stricken pseudo mother?

[Aja]

That's high-concept performance art, Sew. Through no fault of your own (I imagine there is a gaggle of adults responsible for instilling critical thinking skills in you--those rapscallions), you've automatically defaulted to the more abstract and complex aspects of Duggar "courtship" "rules." I was thinking more along the lines of Derick dry-humping the air and then doing the "no no no, no" finger-waggle that the guys in the stocks did during the Spanish Inquisition segment of Mel Brooks's History of the World: Part I.

[Missy Vixen]

9 minutes ago, Aja said:

That's high-concept performance art, Sew. Through no fault of your own (I imagine there is a gaggle of adults responsible for instilling critical thinking skills in you--those rapscallions), you've automatically defaulted to the more abstract and complex aspects of Duggar "courtship" "rules." I was thinking more along the lines of Derick dry-humping the air and then doing the "no no no, no" finger-waggle that the guys in the stocks did during the Spanish Inquisition segment of Mel Brooks's History of the World: Part I.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Maybe they could fashion a chastity belt out of crepe paper and pipecleaners. Triple D will be working to perfect his interpretive dance for WEEKS.

[Churchhoney]

2 hours ago, Aja said:

Note to Dillards, I'd pay good money to see an interpretive dance re: Duggar courtship rules.

That's funny because I'd pay money to never ever ever see Derick and the Missioncationers do an interpretive dance again. My brain still shudders with the cognitive dissonance I got watching their and especially his terminal awkwardness. Can't stand feeling so truly sorry for people at the exact same time I'm feeling massively offended by them.

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, Churchhoney said:

Can't stand feeling so truly sorry for people at the exact same time I'm feeling massively offended by them.

Hence, my whole dilemma with the entire Duggar clan. 

[Churchhoney]

1 hour ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Hence, my whole dilemma with the entire Duggar clan. 

 

1 hour ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Hence, my whole dilemma with the entire Duggar clan. 

Yep, me too.

[lulu69]

4 hours ago, Aja said:

 I was thinking more along the lines of Derick dry-humping the air and then doing the "no no no, no" finger-waggle that the guys in the stocks did during the Spanish Inquisition segment of Mel Brooks's History of the World: Part I.

Aja, you're the best (as is Mel Brooks)

[RazzleberryPie]

Wait was there really an interpretive dance at some point? And I missed it?

[BitterApple]

8 minutes ago, RazzleberryPie said:

Wait was there really an interpretive dance at some point? And I missed it?

Just for you Razzleberry. Warning: what is seen, can't be unseen:

https://www.instagram.com/p/6JOPlYrs8d/

[GeeGolly]

9 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Just for you Razzleberry. Warning: what is seen, can't be unseen:

https://www.instagram.com/p/6JOPlYrs8d/

And with credit to Aja, something to clean the palate of your mind.

[Muffyn]

What in the ever-loving fuck was that interpretive dance supposed to represent?  I need an interpretive dance interpreter.  I'm sure the crowd found it very enlightening (or at least had something to laugh about later that day). 

[RazzleberryPie]

I should've guessed it was one of those angsty teen lip sync pantomimes. I hate those. Just so corny angsty, but youth groups seem to love them. Their like the Twilight of evangelical youth groups. 

I honestly couldn't make it thru the whole video, but the first time I saw the one of those was in the early 90s at middle school youth camp. It was the one where the kids were tempted to smoke, drink, so drugs, steal,  look at porn (seriously think it was just a magazine with a pasted on cover that said Playboy), cut themselves, be bullemic, etc until Jesus intervened, I was very 'What the Heck was that?' I had never heard of cutting or bullemia. Thanks church camp. 

However, many of the kids LOVED it. Thought it was sooooo deeeep. Performed it back at church the following Sunday. I can't believe this is still a thing.

[cmr2014]

1 hour ago, RazzleberryPie said:

I should've guessed it was one of those angsty teen lip sync pantomimes. I hate those. Just so corny angsty, but youth groups seem to love them. Their like the Twilight of evangelical youth groups. 

I honestly couldn't make it thru the whole video, but the first time I saw the one of those was in the early 90s at middle school youth camp. It was the one where the kids were tempted to smoke, drink, so drugs, steal,  look at porn (seriously think it was just a magazine with a pasted on cover that said Playboy), cut themselves, be bullemic, etc until Jesus intervened, I was very 'What the Heck was that?' I had never heard of cutting or bullemia. Thanks church camp. 

However, many of the kids LOVED it. Thought it was sooooo deeeep. Performed it back at church the following Sunday. I can't believe this is still a thing.

That's the thing -- at least to me. This is something that seems "deep" and "meaningful" to (very sheltered) American teenagers. I can't imagine a single person in Danger America finding anything meaningful here. I think that they would just find it confusing (and embarassing). "Maybe it's something kids do in the US?"

[RazzleberryPie]

It's the fundie equivalent of Twilight and whatever teen romance tv show is big now. It's not all American teens, and the church groups who do it have more kids hat are into being melodramatic and thinking they're profoundly deep than really having much spiritual or religious meaning. They just like being dramatic.

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, Muffyn said:

What in the ever-loving fuck was that interpretive dance supposed to represent?  I need an interpretive dance interpreter.  I'm sure the crowd found it very enlightening (or at least had something to laugh about later that day). 

If you ignore the flailing and focus on the crowd, you can see people covering their faces with their hands, trying not to laugh. 

[CofCinci]

3 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Just for you Razzleberry. Warning: what is seen, can't be unseen:

https://www.instagram.com/p/6JOPlYrs8d/

My heart goes out to the real victims -- the locals who have to sit through this corny crap with a false smilein order to secure English lessons for their child.