AntiBeeSpray January 19, 2016 Share January 19, 2016 MULDER AND SCULLY INVESTIGATE AN "ANIMAL" ATTACK ON AN ALL-NEW "THE X-FILES" MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1, ON FOX Kumail Nanjiani ("Silicon Valley") and Rhys Darby ("Flight of the Concords") Guest-Star; Episode Written and Directed by Darin MorganWhen a dead body is found in the woods, Mulder and Scully are called in to investigate whether it was an animal attack, a serial killer or just maybe a strange creature as described by eyewitnesses. Meanwhile, Mulder is able to confront some of his own demons about feeling disillusioned with his life's work in the all-new "Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-monster" episode of THE X-FILES airing Monday, Feb. 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (XF-1003) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)Cast: Gillian Anderson as FBI Special Agent Dana Scully, David Duchovny as FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder and Mitch Pileggi as FBI Asst. Dir. Walter SkinnerGuest Cast: Kumail Nanjiani as Pasha, Rhys Darby as Guy Man, Richard Newman as Dr. Rumanovitch, Tyler Labine as Stoner #1, Nicole Parker-Smith as Stoner #2, Alex Diakun as Manager, D.J. "Shangela" Pierce as Annabelle Source: http://www.spoilertv.com/2016/01/the-x-files-episode-1003-mulder-scully.html This is your topic to talk about episode three in the six episode event series of the X Files. Link to comment
HalcyonDays January 26, 2016 Share January 26, 2016 "Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster" ---> aka Best XF Episode Title Evah! Okay, there are others, but still!!! SpoilerTV - The X-Files - Episode 10.03 - Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-Monster - Promo 3 Link to comment
libad February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Twenty minutes in I'm not liking the writing on this one at all. Where's the brooding darkness? What happened to the cynical sarcasm? Stop this unfunny sitcom, please. Well, okay, now that it's over, but you could have warned me it would be better in the end. Still, this run needs more grounding before going satirical. Edited February 2, 2016 by libad 3 Link to comment
Popular Post Bastet February 2, 2016 Popular Post Share February 2, 2016 I love just about every minute of this episode. The humorous ones have all been among my favorites, and this one became an instant classic for me. 41 Link to comment
Maximum Taco February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 This is awesome. Oh my god I love the ridiculous X-Files episodes so much. 15 Link to comment
janeta February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Wow this is dumb.... And now i have an uncontrollable urge to buy a ford.... Edited February 2, 2016 by janeta 2 Link to comment
NeenerNeener February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) This reminds me of the Jose Chung episode. Did anyone else catch the headstones when Mulder was talking to the WereMonster? There was one for Kim Manners, who used to work on the original show, and another that said "For Jack Hardy", who worked on one of the movies. Edited February 2, 2016 by NeenerNeener 9 Link to comment
Popular Post AimingforYoko February 2, 2016 Popular Post Share February 2, 2016 Brilliant inversion of the werewolf(lizard) trope. Anytime you start off with Tyler Labine huffing paint, you know you're in for a good one. Things I loved: "I told the cops he went that way, but they thought I was on crack." "Are you?" "Of course!" Mulder's "Photography" The pervy motel manager checking out Mulder. "This is how I like my Mulder." "So you believe me?" "No! You're batcrap crazy!" Every person in town ingesting some type of mood-altering substance. The overwrought musical cues. Gillian Anderson saying, "Guys don't send me pictures of their junk anymore." I don't remember much after that, I may have passed out. Immediate Top 5 episode. 27 Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I loved this episode so much. It was so much fun! 10 Link to comment
revbfc February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I don't care what anyone says, I loved this episode. 12 Link to comment
Primetimer February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 Mulder finds his faith renewed after a very special graveyard smash. Read the story Link to comment
Tardislass February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I can't decide if it was awful or brilliant.. 10 Link to comment
formerlyfreedom February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I liked it! This reminded me of some of my favorites back in the day... I miss Queequeg too, Scully. 6 Link to comment
Tardislass February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Wow this is dumb.... And now i have an uncontrollable urge to buy a ford.... These Ford placements are getting ridiculous. Edited February 2, 2016 by Tardislass 2 Link to comment
Bastet February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Anytime you start off with Tyler Labine huffing paint, you know you're in for a good one. I don't know the actors from anything else, just that he and the redhead huffing paint are the same actors who played stoner kids during the series' original run -- in Quagmire ("Dude, you made me drop my toad") and War of The Coprophages ("Something tells me it's more than my mind you guys are interested in expanding"). Edited February 2, 2016 by Bastet 10 Link to comment
chitowngirl February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I've always loved the fluffy, stand alone episodes! 6 Link to comment
mjc570 February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I loved it too, it was just so funny. I liked the way all the tropes were inverted, and the fact that the guy (Murray from FLight of the Concords?) was so in character that he slurped his soda like a lizard. I don't know why, but the Peeping Tom set-up just was so over the top it was perfect. Also perfect - the really cheesy monster make up. 8 Link to comment
Morrigan2575 February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I floved this episode. I alwayd enjoyed the wacky episodes but, this was extra special. We had a role reversal with Scully being the believer and Mulder being the skeptic who so desperately wanted to believe. I loved how Scully reverted to form as soon as Mulder did. One thing that confused me, I didn't understand Scully's comment about being immortal. 7 Link to comment
Tardislass February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) I think I would have liked it better without the transgender forced lines & the Scully porn. Just stupid. But the transformation story was brilliant. And the poor human didn't even get a chance to tell his side Lol. Was the hotel clerk drinking rubbing alcohol?! Poor GA is going to get some x-rated tweets after this. Edited February 2, 2016 by Tardislass 5 Link to comment
Bastet February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) I've been bursting for a week to be able to talk about this episode with more than one person. "This is how I like my Mulder." "So you're agreeing with me?" "No, you're bat crap crazy." I was getting annoyed that we were spending so much Scullyless time with Mulder and the Were-Monster at the graveyard, and then was about to get myself all into a lather that Mulder was going to have to burst in and save her, when ... Scully has saved herself, apprehended the killer, and helped herself to the dog. God, I love this episode. All the callbacks to prior episodes, and all the great commentary on the human condition. Edited February 2, 2016 by Bastet 9 Link to comment
JackONeill February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 It seemed . . . off. It seems like they're rushed and not putting any oomph into it. I don't like cliches, but it does seem like they're phoning in their performances. Another thing, I think part of the problem is that this is a different world thanks (or, no thanks) to the Internet. Plus, Mulder needs to figure out if he's coming or going, retired or not. Plus, other than her breasts, was Scully even in this episode? 6 Link to comment
Peace 47 February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 I can't decide if it was awful or brilliant..Objectively, I'm not sure, but whatever it was, I had fun and enjoyed it lots. DD was very good in that one-sided hotel conversation with Scully. And I missed last week's episode and haven't yet caught up, but did we know that Mulder's ringtone is the X-Files theme? Ha! I liked that Scully took care of business at animal control, but I would have liked to have seen how that happened. I'm not sure the 2 seconds of suspense as we followed Mulder from the graveyard was worth it. On the other hand, this episode was almost entirely from Mulder's POV, really. 6 Link to comment
Sandman February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Loved it! But now I know what it would be like if Dr. Seuss had written an episode of The X-Files. I choose to believe that Tyler Labine was playing the very same stoner as in "The War of the Coprophages" (an episode directed by Kim Manners, as it happens). I also laughed at the return of another well-known guest star: the red Speedo. Was the motel manager really drinking rubbing alcohol? Yikes. One thing that confused me, I didn't understand Scully's comment about being immortal. It may be a reference to the episode "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose," written by Carter and Darin Morgan, wherein Mulder and Scully encounter a man claiming a psychic gift for foretelling others' deaths. One of his predictions appears to be that Mulder will die as a result of autoerotic asphyxiation; at another point in the story, when Scully asks him to tell her how she will die, he only answers "You don't." Edited February 2, 2016 by Sandman 18 Link to comment
MrsR February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) I love the Stoners. Glad to see them back. Yes, Scully might be immortal. The immortal photographer ( Geoffrey Lewis) gave her his life essence in one of the episodes "Tithonis." Edited February 2, 2016 by MrsR 7 Link to comment
Tardislass February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) It seemed . . . off. It seems like they're rushed and not putting any oomph into it. I don't like cliches, but it does seem like they're phoning in their performances. Another thing, I think part of the problem is that this is a different world thanks (or, no thanks) to the Internet. Plus, Mulder needs to figure out if he's coming or going, retired or not. Plus, other than her breasts, was Scully even in this episode? To me Scully felt off in this episode..She didn't seem like Scully. The best comedy episodes were ones that felt like an X-File but had humor. Sadly, this seemed like Benny Hill with a bit of Tao. And someone please tell the writers that gay and transgender jokes are not edgy anymore. I feel like I'm back in 2012 when I hear that. I found parts of it great but a lot was way too camp. Wish I loved it as much as most of you did. Edited February 2, 2016 by Tardislass 4 Link to comment
Bastet February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Yes, Scully might be immortal. The immortal photographer ( Geoffrey Lewis) gave her his life essence in one of the episodes "Thithonis." And when Clyde Bruckman - who had visions of people's deaths - was asked how she dies, he said she doesn't. Now, do I think Scully is immortal? No (especially if she's joking about it, because Alfred Fellig (Tithonus) showed her it was an awful thing to endure). But I like the joke in this episode. Edited February 2, 2016 by Bastet 3 Link to comment
Chaos Theory February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) A funny episode. I like funny episodes. A story too crazy for even Mulder. I thought this day would never come. I laughted at almost everything. Gus story was hilarious "I don't want to wake up and go to work tomorrow". I loved when the animal control guy tried to tell his story and he got shut down, Edited February 2, 2016 by Chaos Theory 11 Link to comment
Maximum Taco February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 And when Clyde Bruckman - who had visions of people's deaths - was asked how she dies, he said she doesn't. Now, do I think Scully is immortal? No (especially if she's joking about it, because Alfred Fellig (Tithonus) showed her it was an awful thing to endure). But I like the joke in this episode. And there was that episode where the day kept replaying until she (and Mulder) survived because it was fated to happen. Does Scully think she's immortal? I doubt it. As for myself? I want to believe. 4 Link to comment
HalcyonDays February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 This was the most crack-smoking, LSD dropping, bat-shit insane episode of the X-Files. And I laughed! I did. Beautiful tribute to Kim Manners and Jack Hardy - check Callback to Mulder in red speedo - check! Long-winded Mulder "there's a conspiracy" rant - check Callback to rarely-drinking Mulder - check Monsters who initally seem evil bad Monsters, but are really misunderstood victims - check Darin Morgan's underlying commentary on humanity that I agree with - check! Proof that Scully is indeed sexy and does have sex though CC tried to bury this - most assured CHECK! Callback to Scully being immortal - check! Skeezy motel with strange creepy happenings in it - check Queequag 2.0 - check! ETA from SparklesBitch post below - Mulder's ringtone is the X-Files theme!! - CHECK!! 21 Link to comment
SparklesBitch February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) This was fantastic! Loved how they turned the monster trope on it's head, and all the references to past episodes. It looked like the name of the motel had "Motor Lodge" in it and I was hoping for the Sam Houston Motor Lodge. Scully needs to keep the dog, she seemed to adore Queequeg back in the day. There were so many great things, from Mulder's ringtone to the motel clerk drinking the rubbing alcohol, to Gillian's delivery of the "guys don't send me pictures of their junk anymore" line. Also, Mulder's eyes in the fox head, the red speedo, and the monster makeup. I grinned like a loon through the whole thing. It looked like everyone was having a blast. Also, I kind of felt bad for the real bad guy....I wanted to hear his confession! =) And poor Guy! Who ever wants to wake up tomorrow and go to work? Being a human is the worst! One thing that confused me, I didn't understand Scully's comment about being immortal. There's been references to that before, in a few episodes. One is Clyde Bruckman (Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose), who can see how people will die, tells her she won't. The ouroboros tattoo she gets in Never Again that symbolizes immortality. Then there's the crime scene photographer Alfred Fellig from Tithonus who "takes her place" and dies instead of her when she gets shot. Oh, and the fact that when she and Mulder were stuck in that time loop with the bank blowing up in Monday, I remember getting the idea that part of what was wrong with the bank blowing up was her inability to die. Edited February 2, 2016 by SparklesBitch 6 Link to comment
Tardislass February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) I will say that the actor playing Guy Mann(love it-especially for a lizard) was fantastic, especially with Mulder. I guess Scully doesn't even need to pay the animal shelter-when you're FBI you can just take your pick! Did like Mulder's line about you expect the owner of a motel like this to be a peeping Tom-Psycho shout out-and the birds on the wall were also a shout out to the movie. And I did like that the motel owner was perving on Mulder-with his red speedos on(LOL) instead of Scully-mirroring the twist of the were-lizard. And all the townspeople were addicted to something-hotel owner to alcohol and transgender female to crack. Feel a bit sorry for Daggoo-if he's like Scully's other pets, he has about a 6 month life span! Edited February 2, 2016 by Tardislass 4 Link to comment
AntiBeeSpray February 2, 2016 Author Share February 2, 2016 I think I would have liked it better without the transgender forced lines & the Scully porn. Just stupid. But the transformation story was brilliant. And the poor human didn't even get a chance to tell his side Lol. Was the hotel clerk drinking rubbing alcohol?! Poor GA is going to get some x-rated tweets after this. Me too. That was a bit much. On both sides. Thank god the latter wasn't too long. 1 Link to comment
mtlchick February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 Full disclosure: I wasn't an X-Phile way back when. Though for nostalgia sake, I am watching this. First episode? Eh. Way too much exposition. Second one? The parts I saw I liked but since i forgot to PVR it I'll need to go revist this. This? I loved greatly. While I don't know a lot about the inside jokes, even I knew the red speedos mean something and yowza...we got one hell of a shot. But it was Mulder's long rambling and Scully just nodded along saying "Yeah, that's the guy I know." that sold me. That and Mulder's "DAGGOO?!" 7 Link to comment
Sandman February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Mulder tells Guy "We're the same" and Mr. Were-Monster calls Mulder "Fox-Man"? Nice. I'm counting Guy's baffled declaration that the tie was "just waiting to strangle you" as another reference to "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose." Edited February 2, 2016 by Sandman 3 Link to comment
AntiBeeSpray February 2, 2016 Author Share February 2, 2016 This was the most crack-smoking, LSD dropping, bat-shit insane episode of the X-Files. And I laughed! I did. Beautiful tribute to Kim Manners and Jack Hardy - check Callback to Mulder in red speedo - check! Long-winded Mulder "there's a conspiracy" rant - check Callback to rarely-drinking Mulder - check Monsters who initally seem evil bad Monsters, but are really misunderstood victims - check Darin Morgan's underlying commentary on humanity that I agree with - check! Proof that Scully is indeed sexy and does have sex though CC tried to bury this - most assured CHECK! Callback to Scully being immortal - check! Skeezy motel with strange creepy happenings in it - check Queequag 2.0 - check! Too bad it wasn't with Mulder! So that is NOT a check on my end. Exception being the 'that's my Mulder' line and the fact that she's supposed to be wearing his shirt. Nope we can't go there with those two. Others sure. No thanks XF, that kind of stuff isn't so funny to me anymore. When they weren't involved sure, but after they've been together for a long time, had a kid... no. I hope things get made up for in Babylon. I'd love to see a nice surprise there between M & S >:). Something unpredictable. And yes I know that the XF isn't about that... just so tired of the predictable nature of it. Link to comment
formerlyfreedom February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 he realized that "the only way to be happy as a human was to spend all of your time in the company of non-humans." (I will be getting this as a tattoo next week.) I'll see you in line, Eve Batey! 4 Link to comment
Tardislass February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 Is next weeks episode where Ma Scully dies ? Or is it in episode 5? Link to comment
AntiBeeSpray February 2, 2016 Author Share February 2, 2016 Is next weeks episode where Ma Scully dies ? Or is it in episode 5? It's next weeks ep. 1 Link to comment
Tardislass February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) It's next weeks ep. Ah, thanks. So a nice bit of whiplash then from zany back to depressing. That reminds me of another scene I liked tonight-where the psychiatrist told Guy to walk in the cemetery to see how much worse it could be. I do think the scene with the psychiatrist could have been filmed differently. I honestly had no idea who he was or why Mulder was there until he mentioned the medication. It seems that a lot must be on the cutting room floor for these episodes. Edited February 2, 2016 by Tardislass 3 Link to comment
JackONeill February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 Did no one else notice the attire of the guest star, right down to the hat: Kolchak, The Night Stalker. The actor even looked like Darrin McGavin (who guest starred on the X Files). 12 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) I giggled through most of this episode. When it was over, I turned to the cats and said, "It's already half over." I love *any* Darin Morgan episode. ETA: In the original series, they drove Ford Tauruses all the time. The show has a long history of using Fords. I do remember the excuse that the Taurus was the #1 rental car at the time, so, of course, whenever they went out of town & had to rent, it was a Taurus. I noticed this took place in Oregon. I'm sort of leaning toward this is what Grimm *should* be, instead of that stupid soap opera they're handing us last & this season. I'd like to see Nick come up against LizardMan. Edited February 2, 2016 by Prevailing Wind 7 Link to comment
AntiBeeSpray February 2, 2016 Author Share February 2, 2016 I giggled through most of this episode. When it was over, I turned to the cats and said, "It's already half over." I love *any* Darin Morgan episode. I did too. Looking forward to Glen's ep. He seems to have done a good job capturing M & S. Link to comment
benteen February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 Fun episode. The guy who was really a lizard was terrific. 4 Link to comment
SparklesBitch February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Forgot to mention that I loved all the Mulder and Scully interaction in this one. It was playful and light and fun, like a breath of fresh air. The "bat crap crazy", and the "this is how I like my Mulder" were so perfectly affectionate and lovely. It cracked me up that Mulder was all skeptical. Very important question, though....when he was throwing the pencils at the I Want To Believe poster, did she say something along the lines of "hey, what are you doing to my poster?" I remember that he kicked and ripped one in the basement office while he was (ridiculously) accusing Skinner of not being on his side. So, could the current poster be Scully's? Also...token lesbian here to weigh in on the whole gay and/or trans jokes thing. Maybe it's just me, but as long as I can tell that the jokes aren't being made from a nasty place, they make me laugh. Within the LGBT community (or at least my experience in it) there's a lot of poking fun at stereotypes and using them to describe ourselves. Humor pretty much reigns about that sort of thing. I'm not trans, but I have friends who are, and I know none of them would have been bothered by the content of X-Files tonight. They'd crack up. But then, I think that's because the intent obviously wasn't nasty. But to each their own! =) On the bit of Scully porn....I can't help it, I ate it up. I think that's the shameless fangirl in me, though. Edited February 2, 2016 by SparklesBitch 20 Link to comment
Sandman February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 The actor playing Guy Mann seemed more David Wenham than Darren McGavin, to me. Link to comment
cpierce February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 "I'm counting Guy's baffled declaration that the tie was "just waiting to strangle you" as another reference to "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose." And don't forget in 'Humbug', didn't Jim Rose make a similar comment? 2 Link to comment
cpierce February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 RE: the transgender comment complaints. Darin Morgan eps are always about the human condition. I believe that the transgender repartee herein was spot-on. The whole episode was about being something that you're not. As Rhys Darby's "were-man" character discovered, waking up one day to discover that you are not who you are *supposed* to be, and to want so badly to be what you are "supposed" to be, at all costs. C'mon guys, give the writers *some* credit- they are smart and funny and revered for a reason. "Also...token lesbian here" What makes you think you're a token lesbian? *I don't know how to capture comments and respond, sorry* 6 Link to comment
janestclair February 2, 2016 Share February 2, 2016 (edited) Loved the epitaph on Kim Manners' tombstone, "Let's kick it in the ass." How did I miss the reference to Scully being immortal? Where was it? Whoever played the lizard man was excellent. I'm one of those people that didn't love Jose Chung. But I liked this, although not as much as Clyde Bruckman. And again Scully gets a dog at the end, so they have that in common. Edited February 2, 2016 by janestclair 3 Link to comment
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