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This season was really hard for me to watch because I feel SO bad for Khloe and her whole Lamar issue. It's really sad watching it all unfold.

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At one time I felt for Khloe too. But then I realized she hid all the shit going in in her life until it was time to play it out in camera for entertainment. The convenient phone calls from an obviously fucked up Lamar, that happen to be timed for the camera?

When all the rumors were swirling around she made sure to be caught out in public, with her sad face going to the gym. Who sits around in camera with their sisters and discusses the state of their marriage?and then when questioned about It on the street or by interviewers gets all pissy about her privacy?

I am beyond sympathy for any of them. I do wonder about Bruce's health, but if all the stuff with him turns out to be just so much BS then my sympathy for him is gone too.

Even Robs cry baby moaning is suspect. Coincides with their vacation, if pimp mom was concerned about him maybe forgoing the family vacation and spending some real time with him sans camera?

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Oh don't even get me started with Rob. I mean if I had that kind of money (and you KNOW even if Rob couldn't afford it dumb Kris would pay) I'd have someone making every one of my meals and a personal trainer etc. there is no excuse for how badly he's let himself go.

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As someone struggles with their weight, I was sobbing along with Rob. That horrible feeling of knowing you've gone too far is just gut-wrenching. 

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Sad that Kris has sooo much sympathy for the golden goose, Kim, and her struggles getting a divorce. The inconvenience of it all and how poor sweet Kimmy just wants to get on with her life and how she carried this horrible guilt around for a year!!! How dare someone put roadblocks in her way to happiness and moneymaking! Yet poor Rob? He just gets told to get his ass in gear.

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Oh yeak, poor Kim! Poor bloody sensetive, good, tender hearted, Kim (sorry, the sarcasm floodgates are currently open). How dare Kris Humphries make her wait to end her farce....I mean marriage legally. And how dare he force her to be preggo during the time with someone elses baby? All of the hate just was too much for fragile Kim! Yeah right.

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So the previews look like Brody and Kim have a bit of a rough patch. I've never thought they had a good relationship, Kim is just so phony when she is around him.

Like how Kim gives advice to Khloe on packing up Lamar's stuff. I mean it's not like she ever even let Kris H move in enough stuff that she ever had to pack it up.

Kris Jenner is so desperate to hold on to her youth. No wonder her son has issues.

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Kris Jenner is so desperate to hold on to her youth. No wonder her son has issues.

No wonder why it seems like most of her kids have issues. If their name isn't Kim, she just seems to take a passing interest in them. I did like that Khloe and Kourtney did not go in to smooth things over with her after the pool photo shoot, while Kim felt so bad. Kim will probably be just like Kris in twenty years. They already are so similar. I was rolling my eyes when Kim said she would have to stockpile selfies. Oh Kim, pay attention to your kid and just stop with the selfies already.

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Kim saying she thinks ALL women don't feel good about themselves after they have a baby?!?!?! PLEASE let her get an absolute shit storm of tweets and Facebook posts about that comment. It's absolutely true that women face post partum depression and feel pressure to lose the baby weight. But plenty of women find childbirth and motherhood the most empowering and beautiful thing a woman can do. I really hope Kim's fans pick up on that line and give her hell for it.

Really really not into anything Kris is doing. Loved her face when the girls pointed out how ridiculous it was for her to be doing a naked photoshoot.

After years of watching this family, it's very sad to see how they have not grown or changed for the better at all. Kourtney and her blankness, Khloe and her inability to face difficult emotions, Kim and her self centeredness, Robert and his depression. The only one who seems to have changed is Scott!

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WAY too much focus on Kimmode this episode. No, Kimmy, not all new mothers are dying to be considered MILFS. Some are simply overjoyed with their new babies and don't care if random men find them sexy.

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Kris is one desperate woman, that photoshoot wasn't even for anything, she just wanted "sexy" pictures of herself, I think having a photoshoot makes her feel important. 

 

Kim is so stupid, undulate Kim, it's a word in the language you're supposed to be fluent in. I know it's not an important word like selfie, Instagram, or Twitter, but you should try learning a few of the other words that we use in America.

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Well the idea of Porn Star Kim Kardashian having another kid to keep in the limelight, no matter how slim a chance that was, seemed to disappear in her basically considering her child nothing but a mirror to hold up and define her own worth as a 'sex symbol"

 

So here's my guess how another season will play out.  Kim claims she is pregnant again.  But she "loses it".  Makes her the poor victim in the public eye.  Then she'll avoid having to go through stuffing herself into "just off the pole" fashions while looking that 150 scrotum without it's man (r.i.p.) seven months pregnant And they'll go with a surrogate. 

 

Yes I do think they are that heinous.  Actually I think they are even more heinous and my imagination just won't take me into that dark a place.

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Poor Kimmy too shy to get up and dance in front of a whole group of people or even do a sexy dance in private for Kanye. But not ashamed at all that there's a video of her being fucked all over the internet.

 

I did think it was kind of weird how Kris kept moaning and groaning during the pole dance. With Kim there, I thought it was almost a shout out to her sex tape. I think Kris would love to have a sex tape of her own. That pole dance class was not a one time shot. Kim was wearing bike shorts in most of the shots and later in fish net stockings.

 

Can't wait to see what Brody does to piss Kim off.

 

In the previews is Khloe calling Kim out for living a double life? I hope so, cause I find it annoying that she is on this show kind of pretending that there is no baby or fiancé, other than in passing remarks. IMO  she can't have her cake and eat it too.

 

Bruce telling Kris she's too controlling was great.

I'd love to know what happened to Kourtney, that made her so closed off. I suspect it was the divorce, it seemed to have screwed all the kids up. 

And again, even with all his faults... Scott comes across better than any of them.  

 

I doubt Larsa is getting laid three times a night. and even if she is TMI.

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Kris is the stuff nightmares are made of. I understand having issues with growing older but find a therapist or read a self-help book. Sexy pics, if needed, can be selfies for your own personal use. Whatever that may be. The family excels at the selfie anyway.

Every time I think Kim's stupidity has reached it's limit she opens her mouth & speaks again. After I had my first child I didn't think twice about my hotness level because a new human being had just come out of my body! I grew a freaking person! It's a miracle & while my body may never be 100% the same I couldn't give a flying flip. Honestly if the man I was with didn't find that hot in it's own way than I'd have a problem with that.

Oh what am I saying, look at what the family values. Just get on the pole with your mom Kim & y'all can feel teh sexy together. The next step is Kim & Kris making a sex tape together. Family bonding at it's best.

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Kris is one desperate woman, that photoshoot wasn't even for anything, she just wanted "sexy" pictures of herself, I think having a photoshoot makes her feel important. 

 

Kim is so stupid, undulate Kim, it's a word in the language you're supposed to be fluent in. I know it's not an important word like selfie, Instagram, or Twitter, but you should try learning a few of the other words that we use in America.

Oh, I think this photo shoot was more than just having sexy pics of herself.  I believe it was absolutely FOR somebody.  God knows who!  Poor guy!

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Kourtney obviously has shut down emotionally as a defense mechanism from having a horribly narcissistic mother. It was nice of Steven Tyler to show up and try to help her through her emotions, wasn't it?

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Can't wait to see what Brody does to piss Kim off.

 

 

I bet it's around him wanting to bring his girlfriend to the wedding.  Because, you know, it was a small wedding for their closest, nearest and dearest friends.  All 500 of them. There was no room for a relatively new significant other. 

 

Kris trying to be young made me cringe.  Okay, I get what she was saying about age being a number, and just because she is a grandmother it doesn't mean she has to act old.  Somebody needs to tell her there's a LOT of middle ground between a stripper pole and a creaky old rocking chair. 

 

I CAN. NOT. WAIT. to see Bruce go off on Kris, that angry look he was giving her was unbelievably awesome. 

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I'd read somewhere that Kim was accusing Brody of spreading negative stories about her/Kanye or the family in the press. Brandon may be playing nice, but I think Brody is still angry.

 

I don't get why these dolts don't just hire some one to pack up their shit when they move.

 

Kim is as controlling as Kris is. I feel for poor little North as she gets older.


I bet it's around him wanting to bring his girlfriend to the wedding.  Because, you know, it was a small wedding for their closest, nearest and dearest friends.  All 500 of them. There was no room for a relatively new significant other. 

 

Kris trying to be young made me cringe.  Okay, I get what she was saying about age being a number, and just because she is a grandmother it doesn't mean she has to act old.  Somebody needs to tell her there's a LOT of middle ground between a stripper pole and a creaky old rocking chair. 

 

I CAN. NOT. WAIT. to see Bruce go off on Kris, that angry look he was giving her was unbelievably awesome. 

 

 

Loved Kim telling Khloe that she and Kanye are each inviting 100 people to the wedding but there will only be about 150 people there.

Undulate? I mean WTF, is Kim that stupid?    

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How could anyone look up to this group of people as 'role models'?  How could anyone seriously be 'fans' of theirs? 

 

So now Kris & Kim are competing for MILF status; I do not believe for one second that Kris did not know what MILF stood for. 

 

Kim believes that all woman who just had babies have only one goal, to get their sex symbol status back.

 

Poor Kimmy too shy to get up and dance in front of a whole group of people or even do a sexy dance in private for Kanye. But not ashamed at all that there's a video of her being fucked all over the internet.

 

 

Exactly, Iwasish! Plus, didn't she do some strip type dance with the Pussycat Dolls?  Where is this 'shyness' suddenly coming in.

 

I felt so bad for Scott; was waiting for Kim to start something over the fact that he said that he felt more comfortable talking with Kloe than he did with Kortney. 

 

Scott is at a car dealership to pick up a small gift for Kortney, Kloe shows up and there is a group of paps sitting outside.  We have to hear comments about the blood suckers or whatever it was they called the paps.  Are we to believe that the paps just happened to be hanging out at a car dealership..there is no possibility that they were called to be there.

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Kris looks so desperate, does she really think  these scenes make her look good? Makes her look pathetic.

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How could anyone look up to this group of people as 'role models'?  How could anyone seriously be 'fans' of theirs? 

 

So now Kris & Kim are competing for MILF status; I do not believe for one second that Kris did not know what MILF stood for. 

 

Kim believes that all woman who just had babies have only one goal, to get their sex symbol status back.

 

 

Exactly, Iwasish! Plus, didn't she do some strip type dance with the Pussycat Dolls?  Where is this 'shyness' suddenly coming in.

 

I felt so bad for Scott; was waiting for Kim to start something over the fact that he said that he felt more comfortable talking with Kloe than he did with Kortney. 

 

Scott is at a car dealership to pick up a small gift for Kortney, Kloe shows up and there is a group of paps sitting outside.  We have to hear comments about the blood suckers or whatever it was they called the paps.  Are we to believe that the paps just happened to be hanging out at a car dealership..there is no possibility that they were called to be there.

Now that the paps know where they get their cars from, it's pretty easy to figure that you might catch them there, I think the production crews are probably easily spotted. I wouldn't be surprised if the dealer doesn't tip them off.

I guess the paps became bloodsuckers when the dirty little secrets about Lamar began to surface. Can't have reality intruding on reality TV. It's not like Lamar went nuts over night, it's been probably half their marriage if not longer. Push it under the carpet, don't deal with it. No wonder Kourtney is so closed off emotionally.

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A part if me feels bad for Khloe for that situation but then I question why she let it go on so long. Like wa said he didn't go crazy overnight. I do have empathy for the situation and I get that Khloe was trying to protect him but there were red flags; his basketball career has been in limbo for a few years now. I can't not think it has something to do with his issues.

One of the moments I didn't like was when they were packing up the house and Kim was like(re those glass things) "Lamer isn't coming back to get them, hate to break it to you" Like SHUT UP Kim! God. That was kind of an awful thing to say.

 

Seriously!! Kim is all smug cuz her life is 'great' now and she's so happy to poop on her sister and kick her while she's down. But when Kayne impregnates six women at the same time, she'll demand sympathy from Khloe.

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One of the moments I didn't like was when they were packing up the house and Kim was like(re those glass things) "Lamer isn't coming back to get them, hate to break it to you" Like SHUT UP Kim! God. That was kind of an awful thing to say.

Not only was it a bitch thing to say, but the look on her face was "haha bitch". I really think she took glee in saying that.

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If I liked Khloe I would have wished she had turned to her porn star sister Kim and replied "you do know all about men not coming back don't you...how is Reggie by the way?  You also know all about men coming ...'back' don't you...how is Ray J by the way?"

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A part if me feels bad for Khloe for that situation but then I question why she let it go on so long. Like wa said he didn't go crazy overnight. I do have empathy for the situation and I get that Khloe was trying to protect him but there were red flags; his basketball career has been in limbo for a few years now. I can't not think it has something to do with his issues.

One of the moments I didn't like was when they were packing up the house and Kim was like(re those glass things) "Lamer isn't coming back to get them, hate to break it to you" Like SHUT UP Kim! God. That was kind of an awful thing to say.

Why did it go on so long? Maybe Khloe actually took her marriage vows seriously - in sickness and in health, till death do us part? Something Kimmy would know absolutely nothing about.

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As much sympathy as I have for Khloe, meeting and marrying someone in such a short time, even though it can and has worked for others, generally is a disaster. If Kris Jenner had her head on her shoulders instead of up her ass or in an alcoholic fog, she might have been able to give Khloe some advice... Like wait a while.

Kim is so smug and self righteous all of a sudden, she needs to be taken down a peg or two. And also stop doing whatever it is that keeps her from closing her mouth or moving her upper lip...and she talks thru her nose. The fact that she has conveniently forgotten about her fairy tale marriage of 72 days and thinks nothing of getting her digs at Khloe bugs the hell out of me. Khloe should get a sign that says 72 days and every time Kim says something about her wave it in her face. Kim will run whining to Kris J.

None of them call Kim out on her shit, at least not in a serious way. I hope Brody gets under her skin big time and tells Bruce who does this bitch think she is? Certainly no princess, just a semi washed up rappers baby mama, with a fat ass and a sex tape.

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I get the impression that Kourtney uses the 'blankness devoid of emotions' as a defense mechanism regarding her mother. Kris Jenner is embedded in her childrens' lives to a very sick degree. Kourtney's flat affect helps to keep her mother at bay. The more intrusive and pushy Kris becomes, the blanker Kourtney becomes in response.

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...with a fat ass and a sex tape.

 

 

I could not believe the sizes of both Kim & Kloe's asses!  They are HUGE!!  They are so unnatural looking, I just do not understand why they think those things are attractive.

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I get the impression that Kourtney uses the 'blankness devoid of emotions' as a defense mechanism regarding her mother. Kris Jenner is embedded in her childrens' lives to a very sick degree. Kourtney's flat affect helps to keep her mother at bay. The more intrusive and pushy Kris becomes, the blanker Kourtney becomes in response.

I agree. Kourtney for the most part is lukewarm on Kris. I always assumed that one of the reasons she doesn't want to marry Scott is somewhat because she saw her mother's shenanigans first hand. Being the oldest she could remember more. I never read Kris' book, but did she glorify her affair(s)?

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Was this episode supposed to be about Kylie breaking her arm? Where were Kendall and Kylie?

I just came here to ask this, because the episode title makes no sense to me, & the episode description up top is not what was on.

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Kylie suffers from an injury from a trampoline. Kim considers going back to brunette.

 

 

 

Was this episode supposed to be about Kylie breaking her arm? Where were Kendall and Kylie? 

I was actually going to post the same thing....this doesn't seem to be the correct description.  According to Wikipedia, this was the episode shown on Sunday:

 

"Let It Go" - June 8, 2014:  The family begins to worry as Kourtney is showing a lack of emotions. Khloé's house has sold and it's time for her to move out. Kris tries to show Kim that she still has what it takes to be a good mom and manager.

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 I like Kourtney and as the oldest, thus the one who remembers the family as a whole unit with Dad, Robert K, I can understand why she holds her emotions in check.

   I faced the same issue at 9 years old and decided that, my mother may have broken my dad's heart,crumpled his life like used toillet paper, flushed it, and smiled while she walked away with her new lover. She might break them all but she couldnt and wouldnt break ME.

 

 As for Kris's  photoshoot, I find it sad.   She was always a very lovely woman ,in my opinion, so it's pitiful that someday she might have one surgery too many and end up looking like Michael Jackson or others who have destroyed their face..      She needs to start looking for happiness and peace of mind somewhere else besides at the end of a scalpel.

 

  I think Khloe took her vows very seriously and wanted so much to be able to have a marriage that lasted.

 

  Me and my daughter watch this show together and every single episode we always look at each other and say : Poor Bruce~!   lol  I know he has his own issues but geezzie peezie who wouldnt living with all that drama.

 

 as for Rob, I'll adopt him and he can know what its like to have a real Mom..

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I could not believe the sizes of both Kim & Kloe's asses!  They are HUGE!!  They are so unnatural looking, I just do not understand why they think those things are attractive.

I'm nor either! And Kimmy in her pole dancing outfit, without her ever-present fuck-me heels? She looked as as tall as she is wide. Not a good look.

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As for Kris's  photoshoot, I find it sad.   She was always a very lovely woman ,in my opinion, so it's pitiful that someday she might have one surgery too many and end up looking like Michael Jackson or others who have destroyed their face..

You mean like Kim?

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OK gang, snarking the show (and all the Ks) is fine but we've deleted some over the top mysoginistic remarks from this thread. 

 

We post the description from TVDB and that's what it had when I created the thread. Their description is correct now and I've fixed it. Thanks! 

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Yeah evil Kris H, but then there's Kris J sobbing her eyes out over poor Lamar, they loved him so much, and are praying for him. And Kim! Telling him, we will never say anything bad about you, all your secrets are safe, you are a part of our family and we love you so much. And all the while she's saying it, she's busy primping and preening, too phony! She wasn't that nice to her own ex.

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Kourtney obviously has shut down emotionally as a defense mechanism from having a horribly narcissistic mother. It was nice of Steven Tyler to show up and try to help her through her emotions, wasn't it?

OMG!  I thought that too.

 

Kim is too big to wear tight dresses because her butt is huge!  I'm tired of Khloe's weird expressionless faces when she can't deal with anything. Loved it when Scott said to Kourtney  " What do you do all day?".

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Khloe mentioned that she suffers from OCD in this episode. I know Kimmy has also claimed to be OCD (and I believe it), and IIRC, so has Kourtney? What happened here?

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Like all things Kardashian, the OCD is bullshit. Rob had it, supposedly, it was some counting thing he did.. On one episode, never happened again, never have seen him do his "ritual" again. Kim is just anal about her possession, probably because she has nothing else to do except stockpile crap and inventory it. Cause god forbid someone borrow something of hers.

Khloe seems okay... as much as a Kardashian is capable of being okay. Kourtney IMO, is the most scarred from her parents divorce and the turmoil around it.

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One of the moments I didn't like was when they were packing up the house and Kim was like(re those glass things) "Lamer isn't coming back to get them, hate to break it to you" Like SHUT UP Kim! God. That was kind of an awful thing to say.

 

Is it just a typo or are you giving Lamar the nickname "lamer" to insult him?

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Yeah, Rob was there to entertain Lamar. And babysit him, keep him at home, playing video games all night long, sleeping all day. I think he was on some type of drugs then but maybe able to hide it especially from Khloe who was, at least back then naive in regard to drug abuse and the signs to look for, so I do think she was in the dark for a while. But what newlywed husband wants his brother in law around 24/7? That was a huge red flag. I suspect the great passion they supposedly shared ended pretty quick after the wedding, cause Khloe was always desperate to show how sexy she was and get him interested. Very strange set up.

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So that last episode was.. the most boring episode ever. It was a filler episode. Even The Bruce-Kris fight was so lame and then the other story was "Kourtney thinks she has a famous painting"? What. The. Hell? I fell asleep halfway though and then woke up to Kourt finding out her painting out her painting was not worth money. I think this last episode just proved that the show is really done and not exciting anymore. Still MIA: Kendall and Rob. Although Kendall was mentioned this week and shown in the previews for next week. Rob was not.

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I do love Scott's interaction with his children. Kourtney's also. I like how she allows them to be kids, Mason riding his little trike in the house is adorable.

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I do love Scott's interaction with his children. Kourtney's also. I like how she allows them to be kids, Mason riding his little trike in the house is adorable.

This is the only thing that made me like this episode. I liked Scott sitting with Penelope on the couch, and him and Mason doing that fall asleep bit. I knew the painting was going to be a fake, but I enjoyed seeing their family and their interactions with the kids. 

 

I actually liked that Khloe and Kourtney, while not liking Bruce's ponytail thought he should keep it, because it made him happy.

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Goodness, I burst out laughing when I saw Bruce's blown out hair after it was cut.  It looked in every way like a woman's hair cut.  I have serious doubts that Bruce actually wants to be a woman, but that scene made me start to wonder....

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He really is deteriorating physically, my goodness. That bouffant ombre-colored 'do (or DON'T, as the case may be) was just tragically comical. 

 

Do we know if his voice sounds different because of his "Adam's apple shaving" procedure? 

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Bruce eats healthier than any of them. He's always eating fruit. They eat take out salad and frozen yogurt.

 

I like literally wanted  to jump thru my TV and punch Kris in the face when she was telling Bruce his hair was a hot mess.

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