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Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears


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2 minutes ago, Rabbit Hutch said:

I wonder if Chiquita Banana is looking for a CEO? 🤔   Meri, in her power jacket and penchant for banana 🤳 would be a shoo-in.  😛

Great now I’m picturing a potato 🥔 eating a banana 🍌 🤣.  Ponana or batato? 

Well at least I had a good laugh! 
 

🥔 plus  🍌 = Jenelles new go to recipe?
 

Mash the cooked potato and add sliced banana for sweetness and don’t forget to drizzle some monk fruit flavored syrup…. Chase it all down with a tall glass of Plexus! Bon appetit 😋

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15 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Greedy potato = I lol 

Greedy unflattering dressed unsexy potato would be my suggestion. 
 


 

Greedy may be the perfect adjective for her.  

If I had publicly humiliated myself the way Meri did, I would have quietly folded my tent and slipped away to anonymity.  There was nothing left to hang onto in the family, by their own admission, there had been no intimate connection between Meri and Kody for several years at  that point.  No rapport with Janelle or Christine and Robyn was cunningly using her to solidify her own position.

Instead, Meri decided to brazen it out, claiming that she had done nothing wrong and had been victimized by a predator, at the same time asserting that she was not a victim. All the while, turning the tables by indicating that she had heroically gone along with the Catfish to "save the family" from some unrevealed threat.

Opportunity time!  By remaining in the spotlight, she could elicit sympathy and capitalize on the benefits derived by starting up with a new MLM. I could not have done that and don't know anyone else that could have. 

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23 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Great now I’m picturing a potato 🥔 eating a banana 🍌 🤣.  Ponana or batato? 

Well at least I had a good laugh! 
 

🥔 plus  🍌 = Jenelles new go to recipe?
 

Mash the cooked potato and add sliced banana for sweetness and don’t forget to drizzle some monk fruit flavored syrup…. Chase it all down with a tall glass of Plexus! Bon appetit 😋

O.M.G.!  That mental visual is gonna kill me.  NO! NO! NO! 😖🤢 🤮

You are an evil genius, IWANTCOOKIES.  I'm gonna getcha back.  Umhumm., when you leeeassssttt expect it!  😉

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17 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

7 employees who do everything for her in her busy life?  She has STAFF?  
I think she had downline people but wants to sound like a busy famous celebrity.   

Let's see...

She would have Jenn to run the BnB, possibly still the lady that came to cook the breakfasts, someone to pack and ship LLR for her, the Professional Monitor to oversee the comments on her Instagram, most likely a cleaning lady for her home, landscape and snow removal service for the BnB and her home, she may even stretch it by claiming she employs the attendant that pumps her gas, serves her in a restaurant, or cuts her hair.

She definitely isn't paying a fashion or image consultant.

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6 hours ago, Sandy W said:

No one could accuse her of being bereft of a sense of self-deprecating humor, why else would she present an overly filtered photo of herself with mysterious ears?

Omg I hadn’t noticed the weird lopsided elf ears until you said that!  😂😂😂

She’s failed to hire the one employee that she needs the most, a professional photo editor! 

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11 hours ago, ginger90 said:

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Hope she takes her own advice. As much as I dislike Meri, she needs to remove herself from that shitshow  of a family, just like Christine did (maybe she’s beginning to see it from Christine’s point of view nowadays).

I used to think that part of the reason Meri stays is for the $$ and attention, but it sounds like she’s doing pretty well on her own, preying on other women. Maybe she doesn’t need the $$ anymore and maybe she sees that breaking free may bring her more attention than staying (my own little conspiracy theory).

I also think Meri was jealous of Christine after she left given Christine got A LOT of positive attention. 

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2 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

There are procedures she could get that would help. It’s not like she can’t afford them. Heck, look at all the RHOBH — they’re all like 50 and look 30. Procedures, fillers, Botox. No filters needed. 

She should start with the basics and get those damn teeth fixed.  She now has another brown tooth in her lower jaw.  One day she'll bite into one of her Rice Krispie treats and find a tooth imbedded in it.

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10 minutes ago, TurtlePower said:

There are procedures she could get that would help. It’s not like she can’t afford them. Heck, look at all the RHOBH — they’re all like 50 and look 30. Procedures, fillers, Botox. No filters needed. 

So true! But filters are soooo much cheaper!! LOL

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1 hour ago, Sandy W said:

She should start with the basics and get those damn teeth fixed.  She now has another brown tooth in her lower jaw.  One day she'll bite into one of her Rice Krispie treats and find a tooth imbedded in it.

Dental care is not something that is optional for good general health.  It is expensive, but it's something she can afford.  Maybe give up a Disney trip now and then!  It'll be hard to have a good time on vacation with a tooth or teeth that become infected.  

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19 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Yup, Meri doesn't need filters or plastic surgery. There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking your age.

Meri has spent too much time at Disney's Magic Kingdom.  She has convinced herself that with a little help from filters, the Real Meri Brown emerges.

She also believes that in time, her Prince Kody will arrive to sweep her away to the life she so richly deserves.

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2 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Meri clearly hates the way she looks.  I wonder if one of her sycophantic lackeys is in charge of filtering her photos?  That must take a lot of time.

So true. But there all sorts of things she could do to change that. Those things would take work that she is not ready/willing to do when filters can give her the look she imagines she has in real life.

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On 6/19/2022 at 10:23 AM, CherryBelly said:

Next reason - that entire post is so disgustingly predatory which we know does prompt her followers to get in touch with her to find out how they can make $ and be a boss babe just like her. Because they really believe her shit about wanting to help them solve their financial problems and achieve their goals.

This ^^^ 100%. Above all, this is what I find so vile about her. I'd love to see what percentage of the people she has roped into this thing are making money or are even still in it.

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1 hour ago, Teri313 said:

This ^^^ 100%. Above all, this is what I find so vile about her. I'd love to see what percentage of the people she has roped into this thing are making money or are even still in it.

I agree!  Predatory bitch extraordinaire.  She uses people to add to her pockets, not in any way is she "helping" anyone.  Well, maybe into bankruptcy, which she knows about firsthand. 

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Has Meri spoken out about Leon in Social Media that anyone knows of? I’m not sure which way it’s gonna go, but I doubt it’s a good one. Anyone else remember the look of total shock and horror on Meri’s face upon hearing her child was gay about 6 years back? She couldn’t even handle that.

I can see how someone might need some private family time to work this out and get used to the new situation, but not Meri since she’s not private to begin with and very quick to share her misfortunes and opinions with the rest of the world.

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17 minutes ago, LilyD said:

Has Meri spoken out about Leon in Social Media that anyone knows of? I’m not sure which way it’s gonna go, but I doubt it’s a good one. Anyone else remember the look of total shock and horror on Meri’s face upon hearing her child was gay about 6 years back? She couldn’t even handle that.

I can see how someone might need some private family time to work this out and get used to the new situation, but not Meri since she’s not private to begin with and very quick to share her misfortunes and opinions with the rest of the world.

I posted this in Leon’s thread. She didn’t make an actual post about it, and still hasn’t. She did not comment on their post. She put this in her stories on Instagram which expire in 24 hours, so it’s no longer there.

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