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Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears


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5 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

And mascara for doing chores? Um.

And for sitting outside in the Las Vegas heat getting a little sun, in the dead of July. Yep. I was in a full sweat just going out and back for the mail today in Phoenix.

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5 minutes ago, Janc said:

But will Meri move?  That will be a storyline this season, mark my words.... 

That's what I thought as well.  And the interminable segments of Kootie strutting around Flagstaff with his chest all puffed out announcing to total strangers how he has four wives.  And we'll have to get some fake persecution angles in there somewhere.  Not sure on the laws in Arizona about polygamy but that might be good for an episode or two.  Anything to keep the train rolling.

But I agree with everyone who thinks they can't make the house payments anymore.

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2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Found this through an article about the move (2 pictures)

 

Then I remembered they were recently in Flagstaff.....

 

I wonder where Paedon moved.

Logan and Michelle both expressed how proud they were of Paedon in the comments on that pic. I'd bet he moved separately from the family, probably to either stay in Vegas or go back to Utah considering how much he still resents their last move.

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20 minutes ago, MillenialMom said:

Logan and Michelle both expressed how proud they were of Paedon in the comments on that pic. I'd bet he moved separately from the family, probably to either stay in Vegas or go back to Utah considering how much he still resents their last move.

One of the hashtags is Miss my family. 

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4 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

What on earth is Meri going to do without her wet bar?

Time to send a sympathy card to the Chamber of Commerce in Flagstaff.  

Haha. I thought that said “wet bra” 

so four foreclosures coming up? 

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9 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

That's what I thought as well.  And the interminable segments of Kootie strutting around Flagstaff with his chest all puffed out announcing to total strangers how he has four wives.  And we'll have to get some fake persecution angles in there somewhere.  Not sure on the laws in Arizona about polygamy but that might be good for an episode or two.  Anything to keep the train rolling.

But I agree with everyone who thinks they can't make the house payments anymore.

Arizona is all good with polygamy. Hildale (formerly Short Creek), Utah and Colorado City, Arizona are sister cities; basically, one city divided by the Utah/Arizona border. 

Vegas to Parawan is 3 hours via I-15; Flag to Parawan is 5 hours via US-89. 

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3 hours ago, suomi said:

Arizona is all good with polygamy. Hildale (formerly Short Creek), Utah and Colorado City, Arizona are sister cities; basically, one city divided by the Utah/Arizona border. 

Arizona has a companion document that was drafted with Utah's Attorney General so that Arizona investigates and prosecutes polygamy the same way Utah does. This was due to the Short Crick situation, and also because of the sleeper cells of plygs in AZ that come down from Utah. So yeah, basically AZ handles them like Utah does.

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11 hours ago, Galloway Cave said:

Arizona has a companion document that was drafted with Utah's Attorney General so that Arizona investigates and prosecutes polygamy the same way Utah does. This was due to the Short Crick situation, and also because of the sleeper cells of plygs in AZ that come down from Utah. So yeah, basically AZ handles them like Utah does.

So they'e going for the persecution story line again!

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30 minutes ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

I was reading on another board that someone said they saw her in Flagstaff within the last week or so.  So I guess she is moving.

Probably house hunting for a place with a wet bar.

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1 hour ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

I was reading on another board that someone said they saw her in Flagstaff within the last week or so.  So I guess she is moving.

Does anyone know if they are filming right now?  I somehow don't see Meri taking her LV based "Travelling Pants Show" and relocating to Flagstaff...or maybe she has saturated the LV market with leggin's and is looking for greener pastures.

Dramatic potential plot twist:---Meri decides to follow Mariah and Audrey to Chicago.  "Sam" is in the process of divorcing, the star-crossed lovers reunite because they have always been bananas over each other, "Sam" now has 4 kids to fulfill Meri's longing for a family.  They spend the rest of their days private jetting around the world and live happily ever after.  The End.

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3 hours ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

I was reading on another board that someone said they saw her in Flagstaff within the last week or so.  So I guess she is moving.

 

They probably are filming and may have been for a while. They're going to have to show discussing the move, where to move, scoping it out, the buy and the build. And throw in some crying from Meri because, well, Meri. 

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3 hours ago, Sandy W said:

"Sam" is in the process of divorcing, the star-crossed lovers reunite because they have always been bananas over each other,

Saw what you did there.  Hee!

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On 7/11/2018 at 12:13 AM, OrangeWithEnvy said:

They are moving to Flagstaff, AZ? How will Jackie, I mean Sam, stalk Meri and bug her house now?

Wait.  What???  I am searching this thread and can't find who is moving to AZ.

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Just now, Natalie68 said:

Wait.  What???  I am searching this thread and can't find who is moving to AZ.

Check out the spoiler thread.  The Browns are all going to contaminate move to Flagstaff.

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I remember very many years ago, that Flagstaff had the last clean air in the US.  Weird, the trivia my old brain retains.

Did they play pin the tail on the map, to decide where the next place they'd go and grift?  Gotta wonder.

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...so today my husband stopped at a local farmer's market.  While I was picking out ears of corn I noticed the booth next door had ugly, ugly clothes.  Racks and racks and racks of them.  It crossed my mind that the poor seller had wasted her time making all of those homely clothes to sell.  But when I walked past I realized it was Lularoe crap.  I had never seen it before, and it was incredibly ugly.  I didn't see any tights, just dresses of many sizes.  I also didn't see a single customer while we wandered from booth to booth.

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On 7/13/2018 at 2:35 PM, zenme said:

Yeah. The biggest holes of the U.S. are moving to the biggest hole in the U.S. Very appropriate!

It’s actually really nice here. Fresh air, forests, the Grand Canyon, four seasons, a university, etc.

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Just now, Petrichor said:

It’s actually really nice here. Fresh air, forests, the Grand Canyon, four seasons, a university, etc.

I've been there. Agree. I love it. The "biggest hole in US" was referring to the Grand Canyon itself. 

Get ready, Petrichor! The air is about to be less fresh!

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6 minutes ago, zenme said:

I've been there. Agree. I love it. The "biggest hole in US" was referring to the Grand Canyon itself. 

Get ready, Petrichor! The air is about to be less fresh!

Aha! I get u. :) and yes, there goes the neighborhood.

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1 hour ago, lookeyloo said:

Janelle needs to go there and get her feet scrubbed. 

She could philosophize about what a challenge it was to decide whether to make an appointment or just show up and wait her turn. 

Once there, she could describe how it was to Strive to mount the platform and how much anxiety she suffered choosing just the right color of polish.

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My take-away from this is that Janelle needs to eat 24/7. If she ate correctly, ate 5 small meals or three larger meals of the correct food (and not just liquid meals), she wouldn't always be hungry and tempted to eat poorly. And seriously, even when out and about, it is so easy to get a good, healthy/crunchy on-the-run meal. She should spend a little time googling places that sell the kind of food that appeals to her, bookmark them in her phone, then when she is running around doing god-knows-what, look them up. She makes this so difficult.

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She may just be one of those people who likes "commotion" - all that diddling around maybe keeps down the anxiety or other thoughts in her head.  Just think if she worked it all out, had a routine, planned ahead, what demons would arise?

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14 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

It was probably part of her "training" as a health coach from that wackadoo school or whatever she paid her $5000.  

I wonder how many subscribers she has for all her pitching of her healthy eating and fitness programs.

As far as I know, she has never posted progress reports on her own weight loss or improved physical health.  Does she expect clients will blindly enroll simply because she is Janelle Brown?

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38 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

Does she expect clients will blindly enroll simply because she is Janelle Brown?

Yes.  And I'm sure there are cult following fans who have.

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1 hour ago, AZChristian said:

Why are we talking about Janelle in Meri's thread?

I’m old, and posted here in error, instead of in Janelle’s thread. I have since deleted that, but there were responses.

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