Leon Brown: So Here's Me

[xwordfanatik]

Grammar class was many moons ago for this old gal, but why is she putting an apostrophe with Mondays?  It just looks wrong.  "amiright?"  Gawd.

Actually, the whole photo looks wrong.  Sports bra poses do not flatter you, dear Mariah.  I'd look like hell myself, posing like that, but I'm old and have more class.

Well, I'm sick and bitchier than usual...I'll blame that for any shitty posts I make today.

[Kohola3]

27 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Grammar class was many moons ago for this old gal, but why is she putting an apostrophe with Mondays?  It just looks wrong.  "amiright?"  Gawd.

 

Sadly the current generation does not seem to understand the different between plural and possessive.  I have to wonder if that's taught anymore - or is everything taught in text-speak? 

I descend further into curmudgeon-land on a daily basis.

[DragonFaerie]

I am recovering from an "unstable" shoulder.  That shoulder can now put my hand farther down my back then Mariah is.  Also at her age I could easily reach the bottom of my bra with both hands in those positions.  And why is she doing this in an alleyway when the have #sunroom???

[smarty]

I thought the alleyway was actually a very artsy photo - if you discount the sports bra, leggings and weirdly contorted arm.  The mix of the brick and siding was interesting.  

[Shieldmaiden]

4 hours ago, laurakaye said:

She loves Monday's what?  Monday's sunset?  Monday's weather?  

Another grammar nerd endorses this comment!

[laurakaye]

12 hours ago, smarty2020 said:

I thought the alleyway was actually a very artsy photo - if you discount the sports bra, leggings and weirdly contorted arm.  The mix of the brick and siding was interesting.  

So basically remove Mariah and it makes it a great photo....I agree wholeheartedly.  But then we wouldn't know that she is a #chicagoblogger #chicagoyogablogger #sportsbraenthusiast #fromchicago #chicagoexerciseblogger #ingradschoolinchicago #livesinchicago #didyouknowIaminChicago?

 

15 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

Sadly the current generation does not seem to understand the different between plural and possessive.  I have to wonder if that's taught anymore - or is everything taught in text-speak? 

I descend further into curmudgeon-land on a daily basis.

Curmudgeon away, I say!  If I see an e-mail or advertisement or brochure from someone and there are spelling or grammar errors, I automatically lose a bit of respect for that person/business.  In a place like this, no big deal - we're snarking, and sometimes the snark comes so fast that mistakes are made as we try to type out our thoughts.  But a business that doesn't bother to proofread (or doesn't care to because they figure no one will notice anyway)  - well, that just ticks me off.  Mariah presents herself as this incredibly socially and self-aware grad student/special snowflake, so she needs to proofread before she posts her next sweaty, sports-bra wearing deep-thought missive.

And she can quickly get off my lawn before I get the hose.

Edited September 19, 2018 by laurakaye

[DesertDude]

18 hours ago, laurakaye said:

She loves Monday's what?  Monday's sunset?  Monday's weather?  

Maybe Monday's Child?

[AZChristian]

58 minutes ago, DesertDude said:

Maybe Monday's Child?

Nope.  Monday's child is fair of face.  Not appropriate.

[Gothish520]

On 9/8/2018 at 1:54 PM, Celia Rubenstein said:

My favorite thing about myself is that I never sit around marvelling over how awesome and fascinating I am. 

My second favorite thing about myself is that I don't go online and post insipid little tributes to myself that reveal the depths of my self-absorption.

My third favorite thing about myself is that my eyebrows don't look like a dump truck left skid marks on my face.

Hmm, I admit I do think I'm pretty freakin' awesome - 

But I definitely do not go online and post insipid tributes to myself - 

Gonna give props to Audrey as her brows are well-groomed and flatter her face, if perhaps a bit thick for my taste - but Mariah's need work.

[DesertDude]

2 hours ago, AZChristian said:

Nope.  Monday's child is fair of face.  Not appropriate.

Unless you take the 3rd and 4th definitions............

3.  moderately large; ample

4.  neither excellent nor poor; moderately or tolerably good:

"Fair to middling" comes to mind.

 

Works for me. 

[AZChristian]

Hey . . . it's Wednesday.  No love for Wednesday's????

LOL.

[DesertDude]

1 minute ago, AZChristian said:

Hey . . . it's Wednesday.  No love for Wednesday's????

LOL.

"Wednesday’s child is full of woe,"

 

LOL

[Kohola3]

29 minutes ago, DesertDude said:

"Wednesday’s child is full of woe,"

 

Now that could work for either Meri or Janelle!

Edited September 19, 2018 by Kohola3
spelling makes all the difference

[ginger90]

One may ask, what could this video be? Or, why would anyone care? To answer the first question:

 

[Kohola3]

The title alone is enough to make me not want to watch it. Can there be a more narcissistic person on Earth?

[Absolom]

That pose makes me think of a little girl with her finger in her mouth.  Let go of the pre-schooler behavior, Mariah.  Watch Mariah's self-care?  No thank you.

[AZChristian]

7 minutes ago, Absolom said:

That pose makes me think of a little girl with her finger in her mouth.  Let go of the pre-schooler behavior, Mariah.  Watch Mariah's self-care?  No thank you.

I clicked on the link.  It's over 10 minutes long.  Sorry . . . I'm too busy living my own life and doing my own morning routine to care 10 minutes' worth about anyone else's.  Unless it's Hugh Jackman.  Then I want 24 hours, every day.  LOL.  

[laurakaye]

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

One may ask, what could this video be? Or, why would anyone care? To answer the first question:

 

 

Her eyebrows, you guys...especially in the still on the video link.  They look to have been drawn on with a brown Sharpie.  She's venturing into Groucho Marx territory now.

[xwordfanatik]

What?  Who gives a rat's ass about your "morning routine," you self-absorbed narcissistic twit?!

Those eyebrows are the worst.  That pose is just ridiculous.  Pre-school describes it.  Ugh.

[Natalie68]

8 hours ago, ginger90 said:

One may ask, what could this video be? Or, why would anyone care? To answer the first question:

 

I made it close to 2 minute/yoga.  Questions a plenty.  Did she strap a Go Pro on her head to do some of this and then have Audrey do the rest?  Does she make a list of what she has to do every morning?  Type of coffee she is brewing?  OH yes, there prob was a hashtag for that, n/m.  For those that may have lasted longer does she get into the type of bodywash or shampoo she uses?  Does she give a tutorial on how to get brows like that?  When the weather changes to colder temps will she still wear a workout bra everyday?  Her dog is cute and she has enough self esteem for the entire Brown clan.

[MonicaM]

Take the worst, most obnoxious personality traits of Meri and Kody and mix them together.  The result is Mariah.  

[xwordfanatik]

27 minutes ago, MonicaM said:

Take the worst, most obnoxious personality traits of Meri and Kody and mix them together.  The result is Mariah.  

Bingo!  You nailed it.

I almost feel sorry for Audge.  If they get married or stay together, she not only gets Mariah, but Meri & Kody for in-laws.  Triple ugh!

[lookeyloo]

Y'all know I am not a Mariah fan.  I think she is basically a twit, but, I have said before, that she seems happy now in her current iteration.   Much better than sour pus about the "homes".  some of her info on self care isn't that far off the mark.  (I'm retired and have 10 minutes, plus my glass of wine helped)

[Kohola3]

Who does it better?

 

[xwordfanatik]

Go on, honey, pull that pesky front tooth out.  Your dear momma has a brown tooth; maybe your missing dentition can be more fodder for snarking!

I know.  Hell in a hand basket is where I'm headed.  

[toodles]

16 hours ago, xwordfanatik said:

Go on, honey, pull that pesky front tooth out.  Your dear momma has a brown tooth; maybe your missing dentition can be more fodder for snarking!

I know.  Hell in a hand basket is where I'm headed.  

Scooch over and save me a seat.

[AZChristian]

13 minutes ago, toodles said:

Scooch over and save me a seat.

We're gonna need a bench.  A l-o-o-o-o-n-g one.

[xwordfanatik]

I'm in good company.  My fellow snarkers!  

The CopperTone cutie has nothing to worry about.  

[Natalie68]

2 hours ago, AZChristian said:

We're gonna need a bench.  A l-o-o-o-o-n-g one.

I'm driving and my motto is NO RIDER LEFT BEHIND!

Edited September 23, 2018 by Natalie68

[AZChristian]

23 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

I'm driving and my motto is NO RIDER LEFT BEHIND!

I call "shotgun"!!!!

[Kohola3]

1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

I'm driving and my motto is NO RIDER LEFT BEHIND!

I'll bring the snacks.  No green goo.

[Galloway Cave]

I'll bring the vodka.

[toodles]

28 minutes ago, Galloway Cave said:

I'll bring the vodka.

Woo hoo!!

[xwordfanatik]

We're going to have a good trip!  I'm happy to leave the driving to you, little sis @Natalie68!

Red wine and chocolate, that's what I'll bring.

[Natalie68]

1 minute ago, xwordfanatik said:

We're going to have a good trip!  I'm happy to leave the driving to you, little sis @Natalie68!

Red wine and chocolate, that's what I'll bring.

You say that now!  Just watch!  I am a very slow driver.  Bright side?  You won't spill your drink!

[Kohola3]

39 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

Just watch!  I am a very slow driver. 

It's the journey, not the destination.....

[ginger90]

They are back to pointing their toes:

4 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

I'm driving and my motto is NO RIDER LEFT BEHIND!

Be careful out there!

[xwordfanatik]

And, back to thigh fat bulging out the rips in their overpriced jeans.  

Not fat shaming!  I weighed close to 250, 5 years ago.   WW did the trick for me.  It ain't easy, especially when one is pushing 60.  But it can be done (looking at Janelle.)

[Kohola3]

OMG, those cutely poses.  Gag.

[Celia Rubenstein]

6 hours ago, ginger90 said:

They are back to pointing their toes:

 

I'm sorry, but if I didn't know better I would have thought that Mariah was posing alongside her mother in this picture. They look that much alike - and Audrey looks that much older. 

Aren't they about the same age?  

[ginger90]

On 9/24/2018 at 12:28 AM, Celia Rubenstein said:

I'm sorry, but if I didn't know better I would have thought that Mariah was posing alongside her mother in this picture. They look that much alike - and Audrey looks that much older. 

Aren't they about the same age?  

From what I found, Mariah was born in July, Audrey in December, both in 1995.

 

 

 

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[smarty]

She named her dog Koda?  

[Kohola3]

2 hours ago, smarty2020 said:

She named her dog Koda?  

Daddy must be so proud.

[ginger90]

[Absolom]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Is this a who has the widest behind competition?

[Kohola3]

3 minutes ago, Absolom said:

Is this a who has the widest behind competition?

The bottom edge of the t-shirts stretched across the (as always) skin tight leggings is not a good look.  Somebody give them a mirror.  One that shows more than cutesy pootsy facial poses.

[xwordfanatik]

How stupid, to showcase their big butts!  I wouldn't be showing those off.

Did the ride break? :P

Those frigging hashtags bug the shit out of me.  But then, so do Meri and Mariah.

[Natalie68]

1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said:

How stupid, to showcase their big butts!  I wouldn't be showing those off.

Did the ride break? :P

Those frigging hashtags bug the shit out of me.  But then, so do Meri and Mariah.

It may be that I have a dance tonight  but I see BIG BUTTS and now I have the Sir Mix-A-Lot song in my head.  HA!

[ginger90]

 

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[xwordfanatik]

So dearest Mariah acknowledges that she's a drama queen?  Just like mama Meri, with bringing up the catfish shit all over again.

Apple, you never had a chance, with that tree.