S05.E22: Reunion Part 3

[Tara Ariano]

Conclusion. The Beverly Hills ladies reunite. Here, Kim reveals that she received threatening texts, and deep issues plague Kyle and Kim. Also: the housewife with the dirtiest mouth.

[nexxie]

Well, how could we NOT be looking forward to Part Three?!

[BlackMamba]

Will Brandi be vindicated

Edited April 14, 2015 by BlackMamba

[notnowimbusy]

Torture!  You want to know what torture is?   Torture is having my ass kicked by the stomach flu and having to watch Part 3 while drinking tea!  TEA!  And weak tea at that!   Well, the upside is I can easily vomit when Kim goes off on her rant. 

[Rhetorica]

Torture! You want to know what torture is? Torture is having my ass kicked by the stomach flu and having to watch Part 3 while drinking tea! TEA! And weak tea at that! Well, the upside is I can easily vomit when Kim goes off on her rant.

I'm sorry! I'm sure you're in 100 percent pain!

[IKnowRight]

Glad to see that tweet from LisaVP. I guess we will soon see for ourselves, but Brandi saying she would be vindicated is most likely the opposite of what we will see. Only in her demented mind. Both Brandi & Kim are in their own worlds.

Kristin, Brandi's RHONY friend was right to call Sonja delusional and I just can't see Kristin & Brandi staying on good terms if they were both on the same franchise. Kristin's nutty like Brandi, but Brandi is 100% crazier than Sonja or Ramona.

[Cranky One]

Thank God this season is over tonight. I can't take it anymore!

I hope you all are OC viewers!

[howivesforever]

Thank God this season is over tonight. I can't take it anymore!

I hope you all are OC viewers!

I am but I'm very sad about having to endure Tamara another season.

[nexxie]

Okay, I'm ready - having

[Petunia13]

Will Brandi be vindicated

Kyle needs to ask for definitions of torture when she has Kim as sister and Brandi as a coworker/"friend"? However she lets it happen.

[Mya Stone]

Thank God this season is over tonight. I can't take it anymore!

 

Do you spy on the mods' conversations or something? ;) 

Your resident wiseass mod is here and ready to pop two Excedrin in preparation for the 100% pain the screeching is going to cause. Like Brandi, I believe it's always good to pre-medicate. ;) 

[Neeners]

I think I'm in the minority, but this has been my favorite reunion in quite a while.  I'm sad tonight is the last episode.

[Mya Stone]

I think I'm in the minority, but this has been my favorite reunion in quite a while.  I'm sad tonight is the last episode.

 

The reunion has been entertaining, in a sick way, I'll admit. 

[Mya Stone]

Wait...Kim knows how to read? (More than 3-4 letter words?)

 

[suomi]

Snowing here, no satellite, no reunion for me. Bastards!

[howivesforever]

In that order... LisaR is trying to steal my heart!!!

[bosawks]

Kyle looks like she could shiv a bitch.

[FlyingEgret]

Most awkward hug ever?

[nexxie]

Of course a narcissist like Kim wouldn't believe someone else's tears, because when she cries it's to manipulate.

[Bronzedog]

Kyle looks like she could shiv a bitch.

I 100% hope she does Shiv a bitch God damn it!

[Mozelle]

Wait! Brandi has said in various ways that she wants to kick Kyle's ass, that she fantasizes about hurting Kyle, yet Kim sat there slack-jawed and silent. Now she wants to talk about how she doesn't feel safe because Rinna sent her text messages that said she needs to be careful and that she's awful to Kyle?

 

Bitch, bye.

Edited April 15, 2015 by Mozelle

[What Fresh Hell]

I love Lisa "Don't Shush Me" Rinna

[hoosiermom]

Always glad I have my AA meetings Tuesday mornings before these reunions. I just have to turn Kim and Brandy over to God and hope he will take care of them in what ever way is needed!

[SwordQueen]

You're questioning if Lisa's feelings and tears are real, yet you feel no one should question your sobriety?  

 

Fuck you very much, Kim, you puckered asshole.  

 

And please, Narcissists are pros at turning it on and off like a switch.  

[bosawks]

Brandi's "Here's the thing" is getting more annoying than all her "fuckity, fuck, fucks" combined.

[nexxie]

I'm with Eileen - could use a little weed while watching this!

[bosawks]

I think that chronic pain Kim is having is named "Brandi" or "Kyle".

[Llama]

YES!!!!! Go Kyle!!!

Lying liar Brandi! Chick you talked to two people about Kim!!! Own it! One of those convos you turned it from you to about Kim! Own your shit please.

Edited April 15, 2015 by Llama

[Mya Stone]

"I have not struggled with my sobriety...because it's non-existent." 

Oh wait...she's "sober." Except for that one pill. And then there was a pain patch...that she doesn't remember she talked about on the show, I guess. Selective memory. 

[nexxie]

Always glad I have my AA meetings Tuesday mornings before these reunions. I just have to turn Kim and Brandy over to God and hope he will take care of them in what ever way is needed!

As Phaedra on RHOA says, "Please fix it, Jesus!"

[What Fresh Hell]

"I have not struggled with my sobriety...because it's non-existent." 

Oh wait...she's "sober." Except for that one pill. And then there was a pain patch...that she doesn't remember she talked about on the show, I guess. Selective memory.

Did she say her sobriety is non-existent? Lol!

[SwordQueen]

God, Brandi needs to stawwwp with the "If you take one drug once or a few times, it's the same as taking them all habitually, so you can't judge" foolishness.  

 

I can't wait until Brandi learns a new word because "hypocritical" is played out.  

[Mya Stone]

Did she say her sobriety is non-existent? Lol!

 

In my head, she did! :p 

[Chicklet]

Brandy has "grown" a lot in this last season and it's all been her face.

[QuinnM]

LVP is on target tonight. Ok she can come back next year. I approve.

[bosawks]

Brandi's gown is fleeing her breasts like Napoleon's Army fleeing the Eastern Front.

Edited April 15, 2015 by bosawks

[SwordQueen]

Watching that "You're never there for me" segment reminded me of all of the "stay out of my business" that Kim threw in Kyle's and everyone else's face.  Which is it?

 

And why do people need to "be there" for Kim so much all day and in the middle of the night when she's so 100% goddamn sober and loving her life? 

[Mya Stone]

Oh. My. GOD.

[bosawks]

Well, Kim's "Dog Bite Lawyer" is probably going to need rehab after that performance.

[KatieLynn1988]

I felt dirty watching this season. I actually feel second hand embarrassment!

[FlyingEgret]

Is "trainer" code for "euthanized?"

[nexxie]

Kim is delusional - and LisaR is right, it's always Kim's rules.

[QuinnM]

Kim, shut up, shut up, shut up. No one gets to talk but Kim. Man even Andy doesn't like it. Monty's dying so your daughter is a liar. Kim said the dog is off limits. Hahaha Monty's best friend. But boy he's not at a trainer.

Lisa is killing it now. I'm glad she got her shit together.

Damn Andy has already cancelled her contract. He actually sounds dismissive.

Kathy talks to her 3-4 times a day? Maybe Kathy needs to spend some time with her son.

[SistaLadybug]

Once again, Kim has "secrets" that she just can't disclose.  Bitch, please.  PUHLEEZE.  Give me a complete fucking break.  It's so interesting how when shit gets hot, she's suddenly overcome by grief for Monty who can't bear to be without Kingsley because that dog is his best friend.  *EYE ROLL*  There's no way Monty would choose that dog over the safety of the family members and if he would, then he's just as awful as Kim.

[Mya Stone]

Kim's "It's the most horrible thing I've gone through." just illustrates her narcissism so well. Holy. Crap. And Andy asking if Kingsley is really at the trainer's, with Kim shooting him with her death stare and declaring,"Drop it." Followed by Lisar's "It's Kim's rules." No. Shit. Probably the most riveting sequence the reunion brought us...and the most telling. Man. I need a shower. And a cigarette. And I don't even smoke. 

[howivesforever]

So she loves the damn dog more than her niece. I get your pet becomes family, but if the dog mauls somebody it has to go. Kim is all kinds of fucked up!

[Chicklet]

I think trainer is code for "I hid him away so I can't be forced to deal with what I let happen to two people". Kim is just vile and really should be punished for this dog bite business.

[What Fresh Hell]

Andy's surprising me with his questions for RumRaisin. Too bad he doesn't turn that on Blowfish.

[Cosmic Muffin]

Errrgh, two more hours and twenty minutes until this starts in my timezone! Suomi, I feel for you. Are you actually in Finland?

[charming]

I honestly cannot quite comprehend the viciousness that is Kim Richards. What a narcissist. For her to sit there and completely dismiss what happened to Alexia is outrageous.

 

I'm thoroughly repulsed by her. Kyle needs to cut her off. Let Brandi and Kathy take care of her.