Season 10 Chat

[Mu Shu]

Loved it when Kourtney called French Montana dumb. Did she have her baby yet?  If she did have plastic surgery, she doesn't look as freaky as Kim and Khloe do.

 

When is Bruce going to drop the bomb about his sex change?

As soon as "E"! signs the paycheck.  Benjamins before Brunhildas.

 

Do sisters sit around talking about vaginas all the time?    I could have done without the steamy vag story, and then Kim smirking about having just had sex and the leg opening thing. 

 

It's odd that they're all quite attractive, yet strangely unsexy at the same time.   Like a bunch of blow up dolls trying to emote.

[Colinka]

Kim lecturing Bruce on the fine art of dating decorum? Why oh why didn't he throw her behavior right back in her smug face?

 

 

I can't see where she has any right to call Bruce on this.  Wasn't she the one who got pregnant with another man's child while she was still married to Kris Humphries?  That's the "shadiest" thing I heard of yet.

[iwasish]

I can't see where she has any right to call Bruce on this.  Wasn't she the one who got pregnant with another man's child while she was still married to Kris Humphries?  That's the "shadiest" thing I heard of yet.

Did she give the Hump the "respect" of a phone call that she was banging Kanye? Or especially when she found out she was preggers? I doubt it. She was too busy bemoaning that he wasn't letting her move on from her mistake, their marriage, the one she feel really bad about, really really bad about!

[xls]

As soon as "E"! signs the paycheck.  Benjamins before Brunhildas.

 

Do sisters sit around talking about vaginas all the time?    I could have done without the steamy vag story, and then Kim smirking about having just had sex and the leg opening thing. 

 

It's odd that they're all quite attractive, yet strangely unsexy at the same time.   Like a bunch of blow up dolls trying to emote.

Blow-up doll lips! Now I know the look they are going for. Kim's there I think.

[truelovekiss]

Just catching up on this episode now. What really sticks out to me, is that they keep referring to "Bruce's boys" and "our stepbrothers" but there is no mention of Bruce's one daughter. I don't think they've ever mentioned her on the show. I don't blame her for not wanting to be associated with this shit show, but I thought it was telling that those were the phrases used instead of "Bruce's kids" and "our stepsiblings."

[iwasish]

Brought to you by Monistat. Who says E! doesnt have a sense of humor?

[GaT]

Loved Scott talking about Kylie's lips & how she looks 25 instead of 17.

 

I hope Kourtney didn't just sign but got her lawyer to handle things. In Kardashian parlance, that whole game thing with Kim was "shady". It sounded like if they signed the contract the company would have the rights to use their likeness forever, & Kim wasn't planning on paying them for it. Khloe was stupid to sign just because Kim wanted her to, were Kylie, Kendall, & Rob in the game too? Or don't they count as being part of Kim's life?

 

Either they shot this episode over a few weeks, or Khloe changes her nail polish every day. I think I counted 4 or 5 different colors in this one episode.

[MarysWetBar]

I agree about the obvious skit regarding Kylies blowfish lips. Did anyone notice in the scene in the kitchen how plastic they all look now? Kim and Kylie especially..poor Kylie looked like someone dipped her face into a bowl of cocoa. That contouring was wayyyy off and too dark under the lights they use. And Kim and Khloe had noticeable white rings around their eyes!

They look atrocious.

Edited March 23, 2015 by MarysWetBar

[xls]

I agree about the obvious skit regarding Kylies blowfish lips. Did anyone notice in the scene in the kitchen how plastic they all look now? Kim and Kylie especially..poor Kylie looked like someone dipped her face into a bowl of cocoa. That contouring was wayyyy off and too dark under the lights they use. And Kim and Khloe had noticeable white rings around their eyes!

They look atrocious.

Kylie looked just like Khloe in the kitchen, then later, her lips looked deflated again. I'm confused.

[iwasish]

Interesting that Kris who was so hesitant to date last week

is setting and texting and getting fucked in her own home, within earshot of Kim who hasn't met the guy yet?

If Kim hears Kris getting laid, Kris must get an earful from the bunny fucking going on in Kims room. Or do she and Kanye only do it in restrooms?

[Artsda]

Scott had some great true lines, calling out the lips and calling out Kim's 2 rush to the altars when she was dishing advice to Kris. He looked miserable not drinking at the club event with Brody & Khloe and then he wanted to leave. If he can't fulfill his obligations because he can't be around drinking like that, then he shouldn't be signing up for these jobs. 

[lizzy07]

Did I hear correctly that the document Kim wanted Kourtney to sign gave the company permission to use her likeness in perpetuity? If that's the case,then what's stopping the company from creating a porn game or using their likenesses for a violent video in which they shoot up cities - or something like that. Kourtney was right not to sign it but her reasoning wasn't right ("You didn't approach me correctly" shouldn't have been her main concern). I hate that she caved, too.

Kim is a horrible person. Really.

[Maya]

So it looked to me that Kylie did not do anything to her lips, and that it was in fact makeup this whole time. ???

[howivesforever]

So it looked to me that Kylie did not do anything to her lips, and that it was in fact makeup this whole time. ???

I was thinking she uses one of those lip plumper things.

[Humbugged]

Loved Scott talking about Kylie's lips & how she looks 25 instead of 17.

 

I hope Kourtney didn't just sign but got her lawyer to handle things. In Kardashian parlance, that whole game thing with Kim was "shady". It sounded like if they signed the contract the company would have the rights to use their likeness forever, & Kim wasn't planning on paying them for it. Khloe was stupid to sign just because Kim wanted her to, were Kylie, Kendall, & Rob in the game too? Or don't they count as being part of Kim's life?

 

Either they shot this episode over a few weeks, or Khloe changes her nail polish every day. I think I counted 4 or 5 different colors in this one episode.

Kendall and Kylie are both in it now .Khloe ,Kris and Kourtney were introduced months before they were.

 

And now Kendall and Kylie are getting their own game from the same developers.

[Cocoa Puff]

Man Damn let me find some C list celebrity to make a sex tape with so I can get my 15 minutes so I don't have to work so hard For peanuts. I want my own app too that i can make millions off of. Can Pimp momma be my manager?

[iwasish]

Scott had some great true lines, calling out the lips and calling out Kim's 2 rush to the altars when she was dishing advice to Kris. He looked miserable not drinking at the club event with Brody & Khloe and then he wanted to leave. If he can't fulfill his obligations because he can't be around drinking like that, then he shouldn't be signing up for these jobs.

KiM didn't look too pleased at that remark. But that is one of Scotts best qualities, calling others on their hypocrisy.

Last episode they all talked about how they rarely saw or heard from Bruce or his kids now that he and Kris were divorced. But the when they thought he was dating Kris's friend they acted as if he was keeping secrets from them. If they rarely see him,why care who he dates. And fuck CiCi, it was Kris who tossed Bruce aside after disrespecting and disregarding him as a husband and overruling him as a father. I wouldn't put it past Faye Resnick to hook up with him either. She's looking for a meal ticket.

[Jezebel97]

Man Damn let me find some C list celebrity to make a sex tape with so I can get my 15 minutes so I don't have to work so hard For peanuts. I want my own app too that i can make millions off of. Can Pimp momma be my manager?

I also want those 2 giant glass containers full of carefully arranged oreo cookies in Khloe's kitchen island

[GaT]

He looked miserable not drinking at the club event with Brody & Khloe and then he wanted to leave. If he can't fulfill his obligations because he can't be around drinking like that, then he shouldn't be signing up for these jobs. 

What else is he going to do? We haven't seen him in any other kind of business, hosting clubs appears to be his only career.

[lizzy07]

 

I also want those 2 giant glass containers full of carefully arranged oreo cookies in Khloe's kitchen island

 

I noticed those and thought all I would need is a giant glass of milk and one of those containers and I would be set for the night.

[Colinka]

Whenever I see the Robe Lowe commercial where his alter ego "poor decision-making Rob Lowe" is featured, I am reminded of this family.   They are case studies in poor decision making--Kanye wanting to get his mother's and daughter's birthdates tattoed on his face, Kim's freakish hair and questionable wardrobe choices, all the incredibly bad plastic surgeries and bubble butts, porn videos, rash tweets that offend many (pussy sheiks, Khloe's KKK comments, toting a gun in French's video, etc.), Kourtney having three kids with Scott, Bruce's sex change, the list goes on and on. Sure, you may argue that some of this is scripted reality, and that it surely pays well.  But, at the end of the day, you have some pretty screwed up kids (poor Rob).  This family is a train wreck, and, sooner or later, karma will come back to bite them in their (quite large) butts.  I just hope it isn't a tragedy for the small kids, and that, by the grace of God, Kim will not be able to inflict another pregnancy on us, and bring still more children into this mess.

[xls]

Scott had some great true lines, calling out the lips and calling out Kim's 2 rush to the altars when she was dishing advice to Kris. He looked miserable not drinking at the club event with Brody & Khloe and then he wanted to leave. If he can't fulfill his obligations because he can't be around drinking like that, then he shouldn't be signing up for these jobs. 

I loved it when he said that!

[xls]

I see Kris found room for Kim and Kanye but couldn't find room for poor Bruce's stuff and his own place. Now she wonders why she's alone. If I had a reasonably good man who provided a good life for me, I'd let him have his toys-trains, helicopters whatever and mancave, no problem. If that makes me old-fashioned, so.

And so what if he dates one of Kris's friends? They're divorced now, she no longer wanted him!

[DangerousMinds]

Kendall and Kylie are both in it now .Khloe ,Kris and Kourtney were introduced months before they were.

And now Kendall and Kylie are getting their own game from the same developers.

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Where is Princess Kanye? The game is supposed to reflect Kimmy's real life, after all. She really is a completely unlikeable, selfish bitch.

And Scott, that's Kimmy's 3 marriages, not just 2.

Edited March 24, 2015 by DangerousMinds

[Misslindsey]

 

Man Damn let me find some C list celebrity to make a sex tape with so I can get my 15 minutes so I don't have to work so hard For peanuts. I want my own app too that i can make millions off of. Can Pimp momma be my manager?

Make sure you tell your siblings that you bought them a career, because of said sex tape. Yet you have to make sure your family family forgets ( or will not admit ) that it was the sex tape that actually made you famous in the first place. Also, whine about how hard you work and tell everyone that you got your period when you greet them.

 

Kim is such a selfish bitch. If I was Kourtney when Kim said "she bought her a career" I would have thrown those neatly arranged oreo jars at Kim. Later I would have eaten the oreos off the ground. 

 

I thought it was interesting that Kourtney was really the only one commenting on the clothes for the kids line.

[grisgris]

I thought it was interesting that Kourtney was really the only one commenting on the clothes for the kids line.

 

That's because she seems to be the only one who has half a brain (a scant half) and seems interested in having a legitimate career. Khloe was honest (and correct) when she conveyed that she really didn't have experience in children's clothes and Kim was just biding her time to corner the other two into the video game assault.

[alegtostandon]

I always watch episodes in bits & pieces. I saw more today.

Why is Khloe so physical and violent with everyone. During the "Kris K. Needs A Lei" party, she is chasing and grabbing at Kendell like she is a kid. It is really not funny or cute.

[DangerousMinds]

Make sure you tell your siblings that you bought them a career, because of said sex tape. Yet you have to make sure your family family forgets ( or will not admit ) that it was the sex tape that actually made you famous in the first place. Also, whine about how hard you work and tell everyone that you got your period when you greet them.

 

Kim is such a selfish bitch. If I was Kourtney when Kim said "she bought her a career" I would have thrown those neatly arranged oreo jars at Kim. Later I would have eaten the oreos off the ground. 

 

I thought it was interesting that Kourtney was really the only one commenting on the clothes for the kids line.

It really stood out to me here that their "careers" are a complete joke. No reason Kimmy had to,visit the video game offices other than for a scene on this show. She doesn't do any work on that game. Nor do they "design" their clothing or makeup lines. They give some input and then the real work gets passed on.

[Humbugged]

I always watch episodes in bits & pieces. I saw more today.

Why is Khloe so physical and violent with everyone. During the "Kris K. Needs A Lei" party, she is chasing and grabbing at Kendell like she is a kid. It is really not funny or cute.

 

Well to be fair it was Kendall that started it by trying to throw her in the pool.Apart from Kim they all like to rough house with each other and their friends.Jaden Smith posted a pic last week of Kendall joking around and putting him in a sleeper hold.

[iwasish]

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Where is Princess Kanye? The game is supposed to reflect Kimmy's real life, after all. She really is a completely unlikeable, selfish bitch.

And Scott, that's Kimmy's 3 marriages, not just 2.

What about North and Rob?  She expects Kourt and Khloe to just sign off .. no money.. while she rakes it in? I bet Kris is getting a cut. If its just for fun they should all share in it equally. Since it's not about the money after all.

[Shangrilala]

Why is Khloe so physical and violent with everyone. During the "Kris K. Needs A Lei" party, she is chasing and grabbing at Kendell like she is a kid. It is really not funny or cute.

 

 

This is one thing I've always hated about Khloe.  Actually it's a piece of the loud and innappropriate puzzle that is Khloe Kardashian.  She's loud, crass, vulgar, and then gets overly physical with everybody.  I think I'd be scared of her if I met her in real life.

 

When she married Lamar, she seemed softer and more likeable.  I don't know if that was because she was happy and content and didn't need to be overly loud and in your face.  I don't know if it was because she was the least likeable and considered the most unattractive of the 3, so her stylists decided to soften her up a bit to make her more palatable to the viewers, or what.  But ever since she split with Lamar we've been back to the Khloe personality of the first seasons.  I didn't miss it, and wish it would go away. 

 

And why of why do they talk about vaginas so much?  Seriously, what's the fascination? 

[xls]

What about North and Rob?  She expects Kourt and Khloe to just sign off .. no money.. while she rakes it in? I bet Kris is getting a cut. If its just for fun they should all share in it equally. Since it's not about the money after all.

Everything is funneled to Kim, of course, even the perfume. Kris is an unethical manager to her other family members. They're all part of the circus, they should all  share in the profits, even "the guys". They're being robbed. God I hate unfairness.

[alegtostandon]

This is one thing I've always hated about Khloe.  Actually it's a piece of the loud and innappropriate puzzle that is Khloe Kardashian.  She's loud, crass, vulgar, and then gets overly physical with everybody.  I think I'd be scared of her if I met her in real life.

 

When she married Lamar, she seemed softer and more likeable.  I don't know if that was because she was happy and content and didn't need to be overly loud and in your face.  I don't know if it was because she was the least likeable and considered the most unattractive of the 3, so her stylists decided to soften her up a bit to make her more palatable to the viewers, or what.  But ever since she split with Lamar we've been back to the Khloe personality of the first seasons.  I didn't miss it, and wish it would go away. 

 

And why of why do they talk about vaginas so much?  Seriously, what's the fascination? 

 

 

I do not remember seeing any of the other sisters initiate any physical behavior towards each other like Khloe does.  I did not see what Kendall did to Khloe at the party, all I saw was Khloe chasing her down, grabbing her legs, etc.  I have seen her do this quite often. In my opinion, being 19-20 and playing around like that is one thing, but a woman in her 30's...  One time, she kept grabbing at Kourtney and finally picked her up, holding her in the cradling position like a baby.  It was quite disgusting. I wonder if it does have to do with being the "largest" (and I do not mean weight, but just size in general) and maybe a jealousy of them?  This is her way of getting her aggression out against them? 

 

I do not understand the obsession with each other vagina's either.  I have two sisters, one 2 yrs older & the other 2 yrs younger.  We grew up very close.  Our parents divorced when we were kids.  Unless there is some type of a medical issue going on (ie, yeast infection, etc.), I never inquire about their vaginas nor do they about mine. We have never had a vagina smelling contest.   This is something, if you are interested in, it is when you are little kids, not grown, married women in their 30's.  I am not sure if they are trying to say something like 'Look at how close we are with each other, we are even familiar with each others vagina's.'. 

 

They are just a strange, strange group of people.  

[GaT]

I have two sisters, one 2 yrs older & the other 2 yrs younger.  We grew up very close.  Our parents divorced when we were kids.  Unless there is some type of a medical issue going on (ie, yeast infection, etc.), I never inquire about their vaginas nor do they about mine. We have never had a vagina smelling contest.  

Just curious, but was there ever a point in your life when you thought you would be posting this paragraph on a message board? LOL 

[iwasish]

Just curious, but was there ever a point in your life when you thought you would be posting this paragraph on a message board? LOL 

I have two sisters also and have been remiss in not asking about the state of their vaginas. I plan to bring it up at the next family reunion. Probably just as we all sit down to have dinner. I may also challenge them to a smell off.. perhaps our aged grandfather would like to be the judge? I will also be announcing the arrival of my period monthly and express my relief at the passing of another month pregnancy free. 

[alegtostandon]

Just curious, but was there ever a point in your life when you thought you would be posting this paragraph on a message board? LOL 

 

Oh, GaT-I was in a meeting when I saw this; had to mute my mic, I started laughing out loud!  And, no, never my wildest dreams did I ever think the topic of vagina's would come up on a reality TV blog!

 

iwasish:

I have two sisters also and have been remiss in not asking about the state of their vaginas. I plan to bring it up at the next family reunion. Probably just as we all sit down to have dinner. I may also challenge them to a smell off.. perhaps our aged grandfather would like to be the judge? I will also be announcing the arrival of my period monthly and express my relief at the passing of another month pregnancy free.

 

Do not forget, before the smell off, you must drink different types of acidic juices.  And while you are at it, start grabbing at your sisters in inappropriate parts of their bodies.

Edited March 26, 2015 by alegtostandon

[OnceSane]

The family pull back the curtain on Scott's man-of-mystery persona in order to make sense of some suspicious activity and vague business dealings; Kris fears it was a mistake putting Kourtney in charge of her living will; and Kim tries to stop Bruce from spending all his money.

[iwasish]

 Oh, you know Kourtney would pull that plug, probably do it herself!!l

 

What business is it of Kim, how Bruce spends his money?  If she's worried maybe she can throw some of her old wardrobe his way and save him a couple bucks?

[Starscream]

Yeah, Kourtney wouldn't hesitate at the first opportunity.  Kim would never pull the plug and probably have Kanye brainstorm some way he could incorporate komatose Kris into their home decor.  I'm not sure Khloe or Rob would act much differently than Kourtney. 

[iwasish]

Kim gets all kinds of digs at Kourtney in this episode.

[Mu Shu]

Kris and her boy toy make me throw up in my mouth.   Woman, can you not see he's in it for money and "fame"?    They looked good together, but in a Mother and Son way.    Jesus woman,  don't skew more than 10 years younger.

 

There was a scene where Khloe and Scott were in a restaurant with Bruce and his kids, and they're talking about assholes.    Cue Kim to sliwaddling (slink/waddle) to what appears to be the foyer of that restaurant (Maybe the same restaurant, different city) and vapidly posing while they talk about assholes.    Sometimes the editors give us gifts. 

[Notmuchofacook]

Who arranges the cookies so carefully in the cookie jars? It was almost art and I wouldn't let anyone take a cookie, because it would then look unbalanced. I guess someone with a lot of time on their hands.

 

Another observation: I despise these people. They have such a sense of entitlement and no shame whatsoever. Course, they're crying all the way to the bank.

 

And, no. I would not let Kim use my name and face in perpetuity without compensation. No and no.

[GaT]

Who arranges the cookies so carefully in the cookie jars? It was almost art and I wouldn't let anyone take a cookie, because it would then look unbalanced. I guess someone with a lot of time on their hands.

 

 

 

Khloe apparently has a "thing"

[Humbugged]

Khloe apparently has a "thing"

 

How many of those those cookies do you think are left after Rob has had a few joints of  a night?

[GaT]

LOL, she probably has to have the jars redone on a daily basis.

[iwasish]

LOL, she probably has to have the jars redone on a daily basis.

I think those jars started Rob on the road to his present condition. Jars like that are not unique to Khloe's kitchen, I see them in plenty of stores and delis with every thing from cookies to pastry to Reese's peanut butter cups.

If Khloe actually stacks those cookies, she has too much time on her hands. If she has 'the help' do it, then her OCD is bullshit. Kris showed off her jars of m&ms and candy last season, and said fingerprints and smears on the jar bothered her OCD. Then had her assistant refill the jars. It's all just an affectation, they don't have anything important to think about so they obsess about crap.

[Cocoa Puff]

I'm not gonna lie I'd probably do my cookie jars like that, If I bought cookies, I perfer to make mine from scratch. I kinda dig that they are arranged so pretty. 

[iwasish]

I'm not gonna lie I'd probably do my cookie jars like that, If I bought cookies, I perfer to make mine from scratch. I kinda dig that they are arranged so pretty.

How many bags of. Oreos does she gave to buy to get that look? The more I buy the more I eat so it won't be happening in my house. But it is a cool look, just not something unique to Khloe. Kris used to have fancy pastries delivered fresh to her house every day. Kendall complained that Kim threw out all "the good food" while staying at Kris's house.

Nice to have money and time for cookie jar stacking.

[iwasish]

Yeah, Kourtney wouldn't hesitate at the first opportunity.  Kim would never pull the plug and probably have Kanye brainstorm some way he could incorporate komatose Kris into their home decor.  I'm not sure Khloe or Rob would act much differently than Kourtney.

I would love to hear Kourtneys monotone talking head about how she deliberated about whether to pull the plug or not. Her dry emotionless delivery about important things kills me. I'd love to hear Scott's thoughts on the same subject, I'm sure he'd come up with a great line or two.

[Cocoa Puff]

How many bags of. Oreos does she gave to buy to get that look? The more I buy the more I eat so it won't be happening in my house. But it is a cool look, just not something unique to Khloe. Kris used to have fancy pastries delivered fresh to her house every day. Kendall complained that Kim threw out all "the good food" while staying at Kris's house.

Nice to have money and time for cookie jar stacking.

HaHa! Ah tis life of a Kardashian they work REALLY hard. With all that time spent working out with celebrity trainers and jetting off out the country a few times a month hell sometimes a week. All that salad eating and vagina talk must be very tireing, Oh and let's not for get poor Kim she's fucking Kanye every second dispite him being in Paris or anywhere else BUT with Kim. I mean she must be dead on her feet, how will she find the energy to post yet another naked selfie or parade around with her new accessory oh im sorry I mean her child.