Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[kokapetl]

Doesn't the bible technically forbid going to the bathroom?

Maybe those signs are for German shelf toilets. 

[MunichNark]

In this case, the toilet is a mixed gender (oh the horror!) locked up toilet in a small office building. I just couldn't resist.....mwah.

I cannot bring myself to listen to his videos, I think I would just explode.......

Oh aye, the Toilettenfraus or Manns in fact would come after you with a broomstick if you did anything horrible:-)))

Can we have this as a TM registered saying as of today? don't mess mit Die Toilettenfrau!???....love it!

Good for Susanna if she broke loose - I wish Anna would have a bit of her sense.

[Arwen Evenstar]

8 hours ago, MunichNark said:

In this case, the toilet is a mixed gender (oh the horror!) locked up toilet in a small office building. I just couldn't resist.....mwah.

I cannot bring myself to listen to his videos, I think I would just explode.......

Oh aye, the Toilettenfraus or Manns in fact would come after you with a broomstick if you did anything horrible:-)))

Can we have this as a TM registered saying as of today? don't mess mit Die Toilettenfrau!???....love it!

Good for Susanna if she broke loose - I wish Anna would have a bit of her sense.

That's right....we could generate all kinds of Toilettenfrau memes! Just need a good likeness....and no, Bin doesn't count. 

Figured that was a uni loo with the sign to ask the males to sit down.  I can just see die Toilettenfrau banging on the stall seeing men's shoes pointing at the bowl.  Then a whack on the head mit die toilet brush for non compliance.  Die Toilettenfrau strikes again!

Pissing Preacher vs Die Toilettenfrau .... OMG...that would be Epic!!!

Should I make some popcorn?

Edited June 8, 2016 by Arwen Evenstar

[Aja]

53 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

 

Pissing Preacher vs Die Toilettenfrau .... OMG...that would be Epic!!!

Based on his sermons, it would go something like this: *hopping around like a leprechaun* "STOP TRYING TO RAM THINGS DOWN MY THROAT! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RAM IT DOWN MY THROAT! NOTHING GETS RAMMED DOWN THIS THROAT!"

[HooHooHoo]

58 minutes ago, Aja said:

Based on his sermons, it would go something like this: *hopping around like a leprechaun* "STOP TRYING TO RAM THINGS DOWN MY THROAT! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RAM IT DOWN MY THROAT! NOTHING GETS RAMMED DOWN THIS THROAT!"

The preacher doth protests too much me thinks. 

Off to the prayer closet....

[Arwen Evenstar]

1 hour ago, Aja said:

Based on his sermons, it would go something like this: *hopping around like a leprechaun* "STOP TRYING TO RAM THINGS DOWN MY THROAT! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RAM IT DOWN MY THROAT! NOTHING GETS RAMMED DOWN THIS THROAT!"

Looks like he'd be gagging on her toilet brush in short order.  Looks like Steve o has a new toothbrush.

[kokapetl]

I always assumed the pissing preacher was cited for public urination or something. 

[Aja]

5 minutes ago, Kokapetl said:

I always assumed the pissing preacher was cited for public urination or something. 

Be patient.

[Sew Sumi]

He's had a run-in with the border patrol, and he was *this* close to suing the cops for negligence after he caused an accident on his bike. He really, really hates authority figures that aren't named Steven Anderson. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

He hates the government unless he's using it to try to oppress gays or feminists or anyone else he doesn't like.

[Sew Sumi]

Hasn't Zsu posted about not even voting? In that case, he needs to keep his yap shut and deal with whatever laws the government passes, be they for or against his twisted views on the issues. 

I'll see if I can dig up the border patrol story. It might have been chronicled on a video; it's been a long time since I learned about it. 

[Sew Sumi]

Reading Chloe's birth story, I can see how that nitwit Jilly Muffin thought she was in labor for 72 hours. 

http://stevenandersonfamily.blogspot.com/2016/06/chloes-birth-story.html

[Sew Sumi]

A bunch of updates from around the time of the border patrol arrest. Steve filmed the event, which I think was part of the problem. 

http://stevenandersonfamily.blogspot.com/2009/04/updates-on-border-patrol-beating.html

Ode To The Border Patrol: 

http://stevenandersonfamily.blogspot.com/2009/06/to-border-patrol.html

Here's what he posted before his day in court. 

http://stevenandersonfamily.blogspot.com/2009/12/quick-update-on-my-husbands-border.html

[Arwen Evenstar]

54 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Reading Chloe's birth story, I can see how that nitwit Jilly Muffin thought she was in labor for 72 hours. 

http://stevenandersonfamily.blogspot.com/2016/06/chloes-birth-story.html

I read it a couple of days ago. Zsusa has several births under her belt already.  She seems to understand her own body very well...Braxton Hicks contractions are common several weeks to several days before birth. Labor typically begins when the water breaks. Not always; sometimes your water has to be broken by the midwife/doc.

Jilly Muffin is a nitwit for sure. Zsusa despite being married to this nutjob is one smart cookie.

[louannems]

RiilRod and family have been drifting and grifting for weeks.  Free meals from nice people keep her brood fed.  Even strangers just hand them money! Oh, and because marriage come before the kids, they dumped the oldest ELEVENTY hundred kids off at her sisters house and went camping!  Without the kids!  WTF!

[Arwen Evenstar]

3 minutes ago, louannems said:

RiilRod and family have been drifting and grifting for weeks.  Free meals from nice people keep her brood fed.  Even strangers just hand them money! Oh, and because marriage come before the kids, they dumped the oldest ELEVENTY hundred kids off at her sisters house and went camping!  Without the kids!  WTF!

Wwwwwwwwwwwwhotttttttttttttttttt! You mean poor Amy is stuck with her kids?

[Sew Sumi]

No, it was her newly pregnant sister, Angie. Yeah, morning sickness and 11 Rod kids plus six of her own. Joy. 

http://rodriguesfamilyministries.com/main/?p=2565#.V1dDKUIbGj8.facebook

Edited June 9, 2016 by Sew Sumi

[Arwen Evenstar]

She's really a selfish cow.  What really frosts me is how she talked about "how Amy Foster would take the news" (about her other sister's pregnancy) FFS...why does she always throw shade at her poor sister? That's right, I forgot because she's sooooo Christian!

Edited June 9, 2016 by Arwen Evenstar

[Sew Sumi]

What's ironic is that Jill probably wrote that thinking that people would consider her sympathetic towards Poor Amy's plight. It came off totally the opposite! 

The amount of grifting in that one blog post is epic. Hell, they even took cards from that "newly saved" guy who doesn't look like he has two nickels to rub together himself. She never fails to disgust me. 

[Arwen Evenstar]

Yeah, Sew, the grifting was indeed epic.

[Micks Picks]

Darn I couldn't read the blog post.  My eyes.  Tried and tried and could not do it.  Well I can imagine.  But yes I can picture her dumping the kids anywhere and going off with that gross man of hers.  They do that a lot.  Poor kids, seriously.  I'm so lucky not to be a Rodriguez kid.  So, so lucky.   I can imagine her making it all about her !!!!!!!  as if there is anything else but her in the world.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Her husband is really gross....corpulent, oily, nasty teeth, looks like he sleeps in his clothes and needs a good bath.

[sometimesy]

"Aaron (age 22) is in college right now studying to become an occupational therapist. He embraced our family and children and went out and bought balls, toys, etc. and came (amongst his busy schedule with work and college) to spend time “playing” with our children. They enjoyed his fellowship. Thank you, Aaron!" 

I think Aaron is getting a rose at the next ceremony ;)

Edited June 9, 2016 by sometimesy

[MunichNark]

........I had to.............bear with me on the skills. I don't have Photoshop sadly

[GeeGolly]

As Jill mentions having a car, why didn't THEY drive and get the engine belt, rather than impose on Ken? And how did the "Christian couple" know that Jill was in need of money?

 

"From there, we headed to our next destination in Byesville, Ohio. On our way there, the belt on the engine in our RV, burnt out and broke. SOOOO, we were stranded on a country road in PA. We called a mechanic (Ken) we knew from a church in PA and low and behold, he lived only 1 1/2 hrs. away!! God is so good! He came and fixed it for us! Hallelujah! While we waited, I decided to make “lemonade out of a lemon situation”. The children and I went for a walk, did laundry at a local laundromat, washed the car at a car wash, and watched a car race on the side-line lawn and hill. It was fun! While I was at a store getting food for dinner, I also met a Christian couple – the Knupps. They were SO sweet and even graciously handed us some money to help out! I cried. It just touched my heart SO much that in the middle of no where, in a strange area, God showed up and encouraged us and showed us (through other dear Christians whom we had never met before) that HE was still watching over us! What an AWESOME God we serve!!" 

[Churchhoney]

40 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

As Jill mentions having a car, why didn't THEY drive and get the engine belt, rather than impose on Ken? And how did the "Christian couple" know that Jill was in need of money?

 

 

It's Gospel. You can read all about it in the Book of Marks.

[DangerousMinds]

How did she know a random couple was Christian? How does this even come up in casual conversation?

[Jynnan tonnix]

14 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

How did she know a random couple was Christian? How does this even come up in casual conversation?

I'm sure SHE brought it up...it's probably the first thing she mentions in any casual conversation.

[MunichNark]

That one makes me sick. Maybe nearly sicker than the Duggars. What a cheap bitch that one is. Blaaaaaah.

Pay up for roadside assistance! Feed your kids for a change, and stop grifting off others. "Only" 1,5 hours away?? Now I'm aware that distances are somewhat larger in the US than in Europe, but still, a 3 hour drive to repair something? I would have told them where to go.

[Lemur]

30 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

I'm sure SHE brought it up...it's probably the first thing she mentions in any casual conversation.

I can just imagine it ...

Introduces self and passel of curtain crawlers, one latched onto her mammary.  

"So, are you (drops voice to a screechy stage whisper) CHRISTIANS?!"

[Churchhoney]

24 minutes ago, Lemur said:

I can just imagine it ...

Introduces self and passel of curtain crawlers, one latched onto her mammary.  

"So, are you (drops voice to a screechy stage whisper) CHRISTIANS?!"

One of life's tragedies is the fact that God -- especially Jesus -- is the con artist's and grifter's best friend.

Among these chickenshit "Christians" we obsessively write about, think how many are running the long con.

Edited June 9, 2016 by Churchhoney

[Aja]

42 minutes ago, MunichNark said:

That one makes me sick. Maybe nearly sicker than the Duggars. What a cheap bitch that one is. Blaaaaaah.

Have you seen Jill R.'s hair, wardrobe and makeup tutorial? One of Jill's daughters, can't remember which one, is filming her and trying to look after a baby at the same time while Jill gives a graphic, graphic demonstration of how to contract conjunctivitis using the most garish green eyeliner possible.

[Arwen Evenstar]

6 hours ago, MunichNark said:

........I had to.............bear with me on the skills. I don't have Photoshop sadly

That's pretty freaking awesome!

[sometimesy]

Most people, even bible-believers, are probably on to Jill, but how can you look at those skeletal children and not hand them money for a sandwich. 

Those kids might be genetically thin, but children who even appear to be in distress are the greatest prop for grifters. 

[Joe Jitsu913]

18 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Her husband is really gross....corpulent, oily, nasty teeth, looks like he sleeps in his clothes and needs a good bath.

I've always thought that he drools and has bad breath.

[Libby96]

Jumping back to the Erin Bates eyeshadow tutorial, I am amazed that no one here commented that the T-shirt she is wearing appears to have the word "touch" emblazoned right across her chest. I am surprised this isn't something they would consider defrauding.

Though I thought that was quite a bit of eyeshadow she was applying, I did like that she is speaking in an adult woman's voice.  It seems to me the other times I've seen her on screen a little of that high pitched "keep sweet" voice was going on.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Now we need Die Toilettenfrau to smack the pissing preacher as he pisses on the wall! 

[Sew Sumi]

Chad and Erin finally upgraded to a queen sized bed, but the ugly netting is still hanging above it. Just thought you'd like to know. :D

[louannems]

I saw the episode where Chad and Erin got a new couch.  They got it from the Rent A Center!  I thought maybe it was a FU to Gothard and his no debt ever rules.

[Sew Sumi]

That was Zach and Whitney. They got the fancy black leather couch. And I'm sure it was comped since Rent-A-Center was prominently displayed and (I think) mentioned by name. 

[Absolom]

36 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

That was Zach and Whitney. They got the fancy black leather couch. And I'm sure it was comped since Rent-A-Center was prominently displayed and (I think) mentioned by name. 

It was mentioned by name several times as well as by showing the truck, the store, and the employees' shirts.  :)

[Sew Sumi]

That's what I thought I recalled, but I didn't want to put it out there as fact, since I wasn't 100% sure. :) 

But yeah, a freebie for sure. Saw it on tonight's episode: a boy's only birthday for Jeb and Trace at Zach's place. The most exciting thing was that Jeb wanted a pink cake. *snore*

[Arwen Evenstar]

2 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

That's what I thought I recalled, but I didn't want to put it out there as fact, since I wasn't 100% sure. :) 

But yeah, a freebie for sure. Saw it on tonight's episode: a boy's only birthday for Jeb and Trace at Zach's place. The most exciting thing was that Jeb wanted a pink cake. *snore*

Boy wants a pink cake? Surprised the little guy won't have to endure conversion therapy to see the error of his ways.  Can't be too careful....Truth is, he probably likes strawberry cake but he calls it pink cake. But you know Fundies...

[Sew Sumi]

Kelly mentioned having to get pink coloring, so I think it was a white cake with food coloring. He otherwise seems to be "all boy," but watching those Bates he-men (especially Lawson) eat pink cake was pretty hilarious. 

[MunichNark]

17 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

That's pretty freaking awesome!

Ta. If I were any better, I would have added more details. But it was an enjoyable half hour.

I wish I could watch the Bateses, but apart from those few downloaded episodes there isn't anything else.

[lookeyloo]

8 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Kelly mentioned having to get pink coloring, so I think it was a white cake with food coloring. He otherwise seems to be "all boy," but watching those Bates he-men (especially Lawson) eat pink cake was pretty hilarious. 

Well that is interesting because I have two grandsons. One will be 16 in a few weeks and one of them just turned 8. Both of them when they were 3-4 went through a "pink" phase. We couldn't figure it out. They got over it.  The youngest also asked for a "purse" to carry his little cars in. I found him a brown bag with his initial in pink. He was about 2. We called it his "murse" and he dragged it around for a few months and then ditched it 

[MunichNark]

Erin's after getting a new bigger bed. And new flooring. It does look nice - lots of comments how it's "unmanly" to have a kind of pink bedroom.

I'd seriously love me a Chad to do stuff for me

[Arwen Evenstar]

7 hours ago, MunichNark said:

Ta. If I were any better, I would have added more details. But it was an enjoyable half hour.

I wish I could watch the Bateses, but apart from those few downloaded episodes there isn't anything else.

It was a HIT.  You got a bunch of likes!

2 hours ago, MunichNark said:

Erin's after getting a new bigger bed. And new flooring. It does look nice - lots of comments how it's "unmanly" to have a kind of pink bedroom.

I'd seriously love me a Chad to do stuff for me

Who among us wouldn't? Erin hit the Fundie Husband Lottery for sure. 

[Sew Sumi]

Marjorie in pedal pushers! The Duggars, if they still follow her, must be having a coronary and thanking Jesus that she ran away when she did. 

[Aja]

It's totally insane that anybody would think the outfit she's wearing is immodest.