Season 5 Reunion Spoilers, Previews, Gossip, Etc.

[BlackMamba]

Hahaha, will you write all my future comebacks?  Cuz that is gold.

I noticed when Camille, Adrienne and Taylor were all on WWHL the other night.  They all look like they are getting better work done.  So that doesn't bode well for Adrienne's ex that she looks better with a new doctor.  Plus if I was thinking of doing something I would call Camille for a referral because she has some excellent work.

 

Some brave caller asked the question to Taylor about Kim's intervention too!  She took it well and accepted responsibility why she drunk the way she did at the time and that's Kim's drinking has been a life long struggle for her. 

 

I only write for reunions (ha!)

 

I missed them the other night, but I did see something that said they all looked pretty good. And also that they were all anti-Brandi. Yikes.

 

Adrienne was being careful with her answers.  Taylor (you all know there is no love loss there because how Brandi came at her why she wrote her book post-Russell's death) and Camille asked if Brandi was doing more enabling then caring for Kim.  All three have loyalties to Kyle so Brandi shouldn't expected anything less from their opinions.

 

If I was Kyle I would simply ask Satan Andy "How much did you have to pay that escort to go out with Brandi?"

 

LMFAO!  But Kyle isn't quick on her feet!  Damn I wish she were!  I'd love for her sure.

 

I like Kyle but she frustrates me because she never has comebacks for these lame chicks. She either throws her hands up or shakes her head. I want to grab her shoulders and shake her. There is SO much material to work with concerning Brandi, especially. Ugh!

 

Again it frustrates me too!  She needs to call up Nene or Kenya to learn how shade a bitch since she knows them they could give her some pointers.  Lisa V gives that classy shade which if you not paying attention you could miss it.

 

Edited March 20, 2015 by BlackMamba

[AnnA]

According to EOnline's TV Scoop, Andy Cohen says the "shocking smoking gun" is about LisaR.

 

EOnline BH Smoking Gun

 

Can you spell "eating disorder?"

Edited March 20, 2015 by AnnA

[Wings]

Lol, what is everyone thinking of snacking on?

I can't think of mine yet, would love ideas.

Should this be on another thread?

 

 

I have been eating low carb lately to shed 10 pounds.  It will be off by then so popcorn popped in oil in a pot on the stove with melted butter is on my list.  I hate microwave popcorn.  Hate it.  I want a carb crunch. My dog is crazy for it, too, so we will share cuddled under a blanket on the couch.  He loves it when I am back to eating carbs!  LOL!  

[WireWrap]

According to EOnline's TV Scoop, Andy Cohen says the "shocking smoking gun" is about LisaR.

 

EOnline BH Smoking Gun

 

Can you spell "eating disorder?"

I think it will be the text messages to Kim.

[AnnA]

I think it will be the text messages to Kim.

 

You could be right.  I didn't think of that but is that really "about LisaR?"

[Wings]

I think it will be the text messages to Kim.

 

 

The video won't load for me, can you tell me what is on it?  I gather it may be texts but what makes you think so?  What did he say exactly?  Thanks in advance! 

[WireWrap]

You could be right.  I didn't think of that but is that really "about LisaR?"

 

 

The video won't load for me, can you tell me what is on it?  I gather it may be texts but what makes you think so?  What did he say exactly?  Thanks in advance! 

Reply to both AnnA and Wings.... Kim said that LisaR was sending her texts or emails after the poker night fight. I suspect they may not have been very kind or started out nice then got angry because Kim refused to answer any of them. Kim said she ignored them in a TH.

[SistaLadybug]

I hope the text messages are grimy.  I hope that Lisa R gets all the way real on Kim.

 

"Bitch, I will pull out that straw you call hair and choke you with it."
"I will scrape off your fake tan with my fingernails and claw that wonky eye out."

"That wine glass was nothing but a warning.  Test if you want."
"You sound froggy, wench.  Go on and jump and see what happens."

"Come after my husband again and I will use these over-inflated lips to suck out every breath you have left in your body."

 

There is nothing Lisa R could say in those text messages (save threatening Kim's children) that would make me feel sorry for Kim.  If Lisa R calls her a shit-stained asswipe, a drunk heifer and a hopped-up ho, Kim would deserve every word and more.

Edited March 20, 2015 by SistaLadybug

[AnnA]

The video won't load for me, can you tell me what is on it?  I gather it may be texts but what makes you think so?  What did he say exactly?  Thanks in advance! 

 

I didn't watch the video. Scroll down the page..... It's in a quote from Andy 

[Wings]

I saw the quote, I think the video said a little more, though.  

[imjagain]

I have been eating low carb lately to shed 10 pounds. It will be off by then so popcorn popped in oil in a pot on the stove with melted butter is on my list. I hate microwave popcorn. Hate it. I want a carb crunch. My dog is crazy for it, too, so we will share cuddled under a blanket on the couch. He loves it when I am back to eating carbs! LOL!

I have been eating vegan since January 1, but I have been dreaming of cheese. So, I see cheese and crusty bread for the reunion lol.

Happy crunching!

Edited March 20, 2015 by imjagain

[AnnA]

I saw the quote, I think the video said a little more, though.  

 

I'll watch it and let you know

[AnnA]

The video doesn't say much else.

 

Andy said that Kyle and Kim hadn't spoken since the season wrapped so the reunion is the first time they've spoken in months

 

He said "Kim and LisaR get into an argument" and that Brandi does too.

Edited March 20, 2015 by AnnA

[Wings]

The video doesn't say much else.

 

Andy said that Kyle and Kim hadn't spoken since the season wrapped so the reunion is the first time they speak in months

 

He said "Kim and LisaR get into an argument" and that Brandi does too.

 

 

Thanks, Anna. 

[The Mighty Peanut]

I thought Alexia only hurt her finger (not that it makes it ok!) when Kingsley bit her. I had no idea it was so serious her whole hand was mauled. Eeeesh.

[AnnA]

I don't know anything about the website CelebrityDirtyLaundry but their piece about the reunion is tantalizing.  If it's another BS site, please disregard this post.  If it's not........please read it.

 

CelebrityDirtyLaundry

 

My favorite part:

 

"Lisa Rinna’s outbursts and physicality of that glass explosion, reportedly pale by comparison to what viewers will soon see. Cast and crew were shocked when Rinna went berserk and lost her composure not once, but three times or even more. This time the violence was more terrifying. Even her stalwart supporter restauranteur Lisa Vanderpump appeared shocked at Rinna’s break from civility. It’s rumored that Rinna became so irrationally angry and violent that cast mates questioned her mental health. Others were worried that security would have to be summoned."

[Umbelina]

Oh YUM!

 

And so it begins...

[GreatKazu]

I hope the text messages are grimy.  I hope that Lisa R gets all the way real on Kim.

 

"Bitch, I will pull out that straw you call hair and choke you with it."

"I will scrape off your fake tan with my fingernails and claw that wonky eye out."

"That wine glass was nothing but a warning.  Test if you want."

"You sound froggy, wench.  Go on and jump and see what happens."

"Come after my husband again and I will use these over-inflated lips to suck out every breath you have left in your body."

 

There is nothing Lisa R could say in those text messages (save threatening Kim's children) that would make me feel sorry for Kim.  If Lisa R calls her a shit-stained asswipe, a drunk heifer and a hopped-up ho, Kim would deserve every word and more.

Holy Moses!! lol  I agree.

[quinn]

I suspect, and I am not alone, that some of the RHoBH articles that are now being labeled as authored by CDL Staff are written by CDL writer Katherine Hutson, who is also suspected of being the Brandi superfan who writes her blogs.

[Samwil]

Oh, my ...

 

 

I don't think I would even wish Brandi's face on Brandi! 

 

 

...Okay, maybe on Kim. 

 

 

When did Brandi turn in to Charo??

[Bronzedog]

I think the bomb shell from LisaR is something as simple as she's not coming back. She's been in the public eye way too long to disclose anything too personal. Bad for her career, as well as Harry's. Not going to happen.

Edited March 21, 2015 by Bronzedog

[AnnA]

I think the bomb shell from LisaR is something as simple as she's not coming back. She's been in the public eye way too long to disclose anything too personal. Bad for her career, as well as Harry's. Not going to happen.

 

Anything is possible but I have a different take on it.  It's an easy job for her and she wants the Bravo paycheck.  I think LisaR will be back and everything she's said and done this season is leading up to her becoming next season's BH's Drama Queen.   

Edited March 21, 2015 by AnnA

[Bronzedog]

When did Brandi turn in to Charo??

What did Charo ever do to you?

[BlackMamba]

I hope the text messages are grimy. I hope that Lisa R gets all the way real on Kim.

"Bitch, I will pull out that straw you call hair and choke you with it."

"I will scrape off your fake tan with my fingernails and claw that wonky eye out."

"That wine glass was nothing but a warning. Test if you want."

"You sound froggy, wench. Go on and jump and see what happens."

"Come after my husband again and I will use these over-inflated lips to suck out every breath you have left in your body."

If I ever become a HW one day, I want you to be my ghostwriter Edited March 21, 2015 by BlackMamba

[prettybird]

If Lisar had a dramatic physical outburst at the reunion, wouldn't there be a least a hint of it in the previews? It doesn't seem like Bravo likes to keep these sorts of things a surprise. The slap, the glass breaking, etc, we're all in previews. I could be wrong, but why didn't they tease even a glimpse of it?

[LotusFlower]

^^ I agree. Remember the ATL reunion fight? They promoted the heck out of that. And as for the smoking gun -Andy used the term "smoking gun" for a reason, so it's not about someone leaving the show, cuz that would be an announcement. It has to be something along the lines of a text or e-mail or photograph or something. Something embarrassing or incriminating.

[WireWrap]

I thought Alexia only hurt her finger (not that it makes it ok!) when Kingsley bit her. I had no idea it was so serious her whole hand was mauled. Eeeesh.

That bite required 2 separate surgeries! He did a job on her hand/thumb. Her ripped up that family friends, KR, arm and the back of her hand before her tore into Alexia.

[talula]

^^ I agree. Remember the ATL reunion fight? They promoted the heck out of that. And as for the smoking gun -Andy used the term "smoking gun" for a reason, so it's not about someone leaving the show, cuz that would be an announcement. It has to be something along the lines of a text or e-mail or photograph or something. Something embarrassing or incriminating.

Looked up the definition of smocking gun...

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smoking gun

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: A piece of evidence that clearly proves who did something or shows how something happened

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:  Something that serves as conclusive evidence or proof (as of a crime or scientific theory)

Examples of SMOKING GUN

This document is the smoking gun that proves that he was lying.

Edited March 21, 2015 by talula

[SFoster21]

You're assuming he used the metaphor appropriately. Remains to be seen.

[GreatKazu]

Here is one article from TMZ which mentions Kim blaming Alexia for being bit. Now, I am not sure about these Kim quotes. Did TMZ actually speak to Kim or is TMZ quoting her comments from a report?

 

http://www.tmz.com/2014/11/06/kim-richards-blames-victim-dog-bite-pit-bull-kyle-richards-daughter/

 

Part of the article:

 

Kim Richards says her niece is to blame for the pit bull attack that left her hospitalized ... and she's not saying definitively she's getting rid of her dog that has attacked 4 people.

Kim claims she told Alexia to leave Kingsley alone in the bedroom ... but her niece Alexia entered anyway -- and that's when the pit bull went on the attack.

Edited March 21, 2015 by GreatKazu

[lasandi]

What I want most is for Kyle not to start that damn crying when Kim or Brandi yell at her. She better grow a backbone and stop being a whimp. If she only knew Brandi ain't so tough otherwise Brand would be doing instead of running her mouth and Kyle should know what her sister is all about since she has known her all her life. I am not saying Kyle should beat her arse, I am saying her fear of Brandi is misplaced and she should act accordingly be cuz Brandi appears to be all mouth.

[WireWrap]

Here is one article from TMZ which mentions Kim blaming Alexia for being bit. Now, I am not sure about these Kim quotes. Did TMZ actually speak to Kim or is TMZ quoting her comments from a report?

 

http://www.tmz.com/2014/11/06/kim-richards-blames-victim-dog-bite-pit-bull-kyle-richards-daughter/

 

Part of the article:

I believe Kim and her PR team, yes she does have 1 apparently, put out a statement that said Alexia was told not to go into her room and would not have been bitten had she listened, or some such crap.  That because children no longer lived with her, I guess Chad did not live with Kim after he got out of the hospital the last time, the house got quiet and he, Kingsley, got more protective over her and bit Alexia because he had not seen her for a couple of months! In other words, it's all Alexia's fault that poor defenseless Kingsley bit her.

[talula]

You're assuming he used the metaphor appropriately. Remains to be seen.

[LotusFlower]

I think Andy knows what a smoking gun is. Plus, with the reunion episode descriptions posted, with part 3 describing texts (from LisaR?), it feels like less of a mystery. Or the mystery is now about what those texts are about....

[WireWrap]

I think Andy knows what a smoking gun is. Plus, with the reunion episode descriptions posted, with part 3 describing texts (from LisaR?), it feels like less of a mystery. Or the mystery is now about what those texts are about....

Ummmm, not so sure, he like to change up the meaning of words/sayings like "Housewife"! LOL So who knows what he means, even though I suspect it is the texts as well but you never know with Andy!

[LotusFlower]

Ummmm, not so sure, he like to change up the meaning of words/sayings like "Housewife"! LOL So who knows what he means, even though I suspect it is the texts as well but you never know with Andy!

I don't agree. He know what a smoking gun is. He also knows what a bombshell is, or a big announcement, or a surprise. A smoking gun is not interchangeable with any of these words.

A smoking gun is, of course, mostly used in reference to police and court cases. Like a murder weapon or a dead body. Take the Robert Durst case from the HBO doc that's all over the news right now. There's no way a jury would aquit a guy who killed his neighbor, then admitted he chopped up the body, and they found both the body parts and the bloody and DNA-soaked saw (the smoking guns, so to speak).

Oh, wait....

[WireWrap]

I don't agree. He know what a smoking gun is. He also knows what a bombshell is, or a big announcement, or a surprise. A smoking gun is not interchangeable with any of these words.

A smoking gun is, of course, mostly used in reference to police and court cases. Like a murder weapon or a dead body. Take the Robert Durst case from the HBO doc that's all over the news right now. There's no way a jury would aquit a guy who killed his neighbor, then admitted he chopped up the body, and they found both the body parts and the bloody and DNA-soaked saw (the smoking guns, so to speak).

Oh, wait....

LOL

[goldy]

This is my take on the "smoking gun" thing; Since we know for a fact that the smoking gun is about Lisa Rinna, the way I see it there are two possibilities:

 

1. The "smoking gun" is something that Lisa said or implied about someone else on the show (probably Kim) and it turned out to be either a lie or a ploy to get attention or to secure a storyline so she can be relevant and be invited back to do another season .

 

2. The "smoking gun" is about Lisa Rinna but it doesn't make Lisa look bad it make someone that doesn't like her/trying to hurt her (probably Kim or Brandi) look bad.

 

Looking at LisaR's latest twitter and blog posts, it doesn't look like she feel like she has anything to be embarrassed about and the other ladies that supported her this season (LisaV, Kyle and Eileen) are still on her side (they were pictured together at events and are tweeting each other in a friendly matter) and I feel like they wouldn't do that if she was proven to be a liar and/or a manipulator.

 

My guess is that while the "smoking gun" involve LisaR it does not necessarily reflect badly on her.

Edited March 21, 2015 by goldy

[bosawks]

I think Andy knows what a smoking gun is. Plus, with the reunion episode descriptions posted, with part 3 describing texts (from LisaR?), it feels like less of a mystery. Or the mystery is now about what those texts are about....

I also think Andy knows what a "smoking gun" means.

Now if we're talking about "honesty".....

[zoeysmom]

I don't agree. He know what a smoking gun is. He also knows what a bombshell is, or a big announcement, or a surprise. A smoking gun is not interchangeable with any of these words.

A smoking gun is, of course, mostly used in reference to police and court cases. Like a murder weapon or a dead body. Take the Robert Durst case from the HBO doc that's all over the news right now. There's no way a jury would aquit a guy who killed his neighbor, then admitted he chopped up the body, and they found both the body parts and the bloody and DNA-soaked saw (the smoking guns, so to speak).

Oh, wait....

Watergate.  The tapes Richard Nixon tapes from Rosemary Woods were called the smoking gun. 

 

If it is the texts, Kim said prior to Calgary Lisar had been texting her with her concerns.  Actually Kim said something like I ignored her f*&king texts but I tried to clean it up a bit.  I can't decide is Kim wanted to just avoid any mention of her behavior or was honestly mad at Lisar prior to the conversation with Brandi.

Edited March 21, 2015 by zoeysmom

[DeeplyShallow]

Watergate. The tapes from Rosemary Woods and the 18 minute gap was called the smoking gun.

If it is the texts, Kim said prior to Calgary Lisar had been texting her with her concerns. Actually Kim said something like I ignored her f*&king texts but I tried to clean it up a bit. I can't decide is Kim wanted to just avoid any mention of her behavior or was honestly mad at Lisar prior to the conversation with Brandi.

She said, "She [Lisa R] sent me TEXTES [not a typo]."

[cooksdelight]

If Lisar had a dramatic physical outburst at the reunion, wouldn't there be a least a hint of it in the previews? It doesn't seem like Bravo likes to keep these sorts of things a surprise. The slap, the glass breaking, etc, we're all in previews. I could be wrong, but why didn't they tease even a glimpse of it?

I think Andy/Bravo wishes they had something like the ATL smackdown which involved police being called and charges filed. I think the most these chicks will do is scream at each other and cry on cue.

[Otherkate]

That bite required 2 separate surgeries! He did a job on her hand/thumb. Her ripped up that family friends, KR, arm and the back of her hand before her tore into Alexia.

 

I have two daughters. I can not imagine how I would handle this happening to one of them. Not just the horrible physical part, but imagining how terrifying it must have been for my daughter to see someone get mauled and then have the dog turn on her too? I'm getting heated just thinking about it. But then to have Kim be ANYTHING other than completely, 100% apologetic? I. Would. Flip. My. Shit.  Kim would wish she'd never even so much as uttered the word "dog" by the time I was through with her. 

 

She said, "She [Lisa R] sent me TEXTES [not a typo]."

 

Ugh, this is a housewife thing. What is wrong with these women?

[quinn]

This is what someone posted a couple pages back from a press release:

 

On part-three airing Tuesday, April 14 at 8 PM, the reunion concludes with plenty more drama and a little bit of humor.  While the women can laugh about who has the dirtiest mouth, things turn sour when Kim reveals threatening texts Lisa Rinna sent her after Adrienne’s party.

 

The full press release about the reunion is posted here:

http://forums.previously.tv/topic/22502-season-5-reunion-spoilers-previews-gossip-etc/page-5#entry946162

[tabloidlover]

Yes to all of these and I'd like to add:

,bitch! (Used as punctuation)

Really?

Oh for God's sake

You're not her/my mother!

Everyone has forgotten the most often used phrase of this entire series.

 

           "My Sister"

[SFoster21]

The gap was not the smoking gun; a tape revealed months later that indicated Nixon knew of the cover up virtually a day or two after the break in was evidence he had lied about knowing nothing until the following March.

But we'll soon know for sure what Andy meant. Since there is no alleged crime, the phrase is already misused.

[Wings]

Smoking gun is about Rinna, we have that much.  So she is exposed in a text or VM.  What is exposed is probably not as good as we have been anticipating/hoping though!  

[zoeysmom]

The gap was not the smoking gun; a tape revealed months later that indicated Nixon knew of the cover up virtually a day or two after the break in was evidence he had lied about knowing nothing until the following March.

But we'll soon know for sure what Andy meant. Since there is no alleged crime, the phrase is already misused.

Thanks I fixed it.  I worded it poorly.

Smoking gun is about Rinna, we have that much.  So she is exposed in a text or VM.  What is exposed is probably not as good as we have been anticipating/hoping though!  

I had the link I will find it again-Lisar sent texts to Kim after Adrienne's party. 

[ryebread]

I hope it's about more than a text or email.  We've seen her tweets about Kim.  And Star Jones allegedly got Trump's attorneys involved when Star said she had a stack of harassing emails from Rinna after their Apprentice feud years ago.  Mean tweets, texts and emails from Lisa - she's been there done that.  I want the full crazy exposed. Because I know it's there.  Oh yes I dooooooooo. 

[Wings]

I hope it's about more than a text or email.  We've seen her tweets about Kim.  And Star Jones allegedly got Trump's attorneys involved when Star said she had a stack of harassing emails from Rinna after their Apprentice feud years ago.  Mean tweets, texts and emails from Lisa - she's been there done that.  I want the full crazy exposed. Because I know it's there.  Oh yes I dooooooooo. 

 

 

Juicy!  Thanks, I did not know this!  And yes indeedy, crazy is there and I am ready to see it.