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[BetterButter]

[Chrissytd]

[Spartan Girl]

I'm all in for Finding Dory, but My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2?! No thanks. I could barely tolerate those characters in the first one.

Edited November 12, 2015 by Spartan Girl

[methodwriter85]

I'm all in for Finding Dory, but My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2?! No thanks. I could barely tolerate those characters in the first one.

 

Nia Vardalos and the actress playing her mother had some pretty obvious work and it's distracting me.

[Princess Sparkle]

This is so shallow, but dang, John Corbett still looks good.  

[dusang]

I've never watched a Kevin Hart movie but his trailers always make me laugh.

[methodwriter85]

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter goes Nicholas Sparks:

 

 

I can't look at Benjamin Walker without seeing him as Abraham Lincoln's youthful counterpart who hunted vampires.

 

I'm bitter that Warm Bodies didn't do well enough to turn Teresa Palmer into a star.

[BatmanBeatles]

Smallville's Tom Welling has a tiny part in it.

[BetterButter]

[methodwriter85]

I just realized that the timing actually works- if you believe that Toula's daughter was about 5/6 in the ending scene of the movie, it actually works that she's graduating from high school right now. #IFeelOld.

[Jeebus Cripes]

 

Egregious CGI is totally destroying my desire to see Jaime Lannister in this movie. 

[proserpina65]

Egregious CGI is totally destroying my desire to see Jaime Lannister in this movie. 

I wouldn't pay money to see it, but I'd definitely watch it on cable some Saturday night.  I mean, yeah, why is everyone in this movie whiter than white, but damned if Nikolaj doesn't hot as hell.  The CGI is excessive and awful, though.

 

Oh sheesh, I meant 'look' hot as hell.  Damn, he's so hot I can no longer type in English!

Edited November 18, 2015 by proserpina65

[dusang]

[Spartan Girl]

Any movie where Justin Bieber dies is good in my book!

[BetterButter]

[AimingforYoko]

Man, that Huntsman trailer was a mess. And with Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt and Jessica Chastain in this movie, Chris Hemsworth is going to have to take his shirt off a lot to remind people that he's the titular character.

[Bruinsfan]

I'm OK with that.

[methodwriter85]

 

I'm trying to figure out if they're ignoring that Zoolander has what should be a teenaged son with Matilda, or not? Christine Taylor was listed, but she might just be a very small cameo.

[dusang]

I'm trying to figure out if they're ignoring that Zoolander has what should be a teenaged son with Matilda, or not? Christine Taylor was listed, but she might just be a very small cameo.

 

They are fudging the time gap -- it's ten years instead of 15 and the son is there.  I'm pretty sure he's in the car with Z when he goes into oncoming traffic.  The kid is listed on IMDb.

[xaxat]

 

I'm ashamed to admit how much I'm looking forward to this.

[JBC344]

Yeah, Derek's son is in the car with him when he is taking the selfies. 

[methodwriter85]

They are fudging the time gap -- it's ten years instead of 15 and the son is there.  I'm pretty sure he's in the car with Z when he goes into oncoming traffic.  The kid is listed on IMDb.

Damn, I was hoping they'd cast a hunky 20-year old model to play 15, and then have wink, nudges about his age.

 

[Craphole Island]

Okay, I'm actually really looking forward to Zoolander 2 because like the original, it looks like it knows how stupid it is.

 

With that said, I'm very disappointed Christine Taylor doesn't seem to have much of a role at all in this one.

[JustaPerson]

Holy crap Benedict Cumberbatch's character. "All is all."

[Bruinsfan]

They have succeeded in performing a miracle: made me eager to see Cumberbatch in a movie. After the one-two punch of whitewashing Khan in that awful Star Trek movie and portraying Alan Turing as being blackmailed into covering up an Axis spy, I would have bet folding money that wasn't possible.

[Dejana]

[dusang]

What happened to Isla Fisher?

[AimingforYoko]

Maybe that near-death experience in the first one turned her off the sequel.

[Dejana]

What happened to Isla Fisher?

 

Isla had a baby in March; maybe the pregnancy overlapped with filming and she passed on the role due to the physical demands.

Edited November 19, 2015 by Dejana

[Joe]

No Melanie Laurent either. Well, the first one was entertaining, I'll say maybe for now.

[Shannon L.]

The first one is a guilty pleasure of mine and my kids really enjoyed it--we'll be going. 

[Craphole Island]

I enjoyed the first one as well, as a guilty pleasure and because I love the cast. But Isla Fisher was a big draw for me, so I'm disappointed she won't be in the sequel.

I enjoyed the first one as well, as a guilty pleasure and because I love the cast. But Isla Fisher was a big draw for me, so I'm disappointed she won't be in the sequel.

[methodwriter85]

What happened to Isla Fisher?

 

"When contract negotiations go wrong..."

 

I wonder if Dave Franco and Jesse Eisenberg bonded over being in their 30's yet still being able to pass for college kids. Trust me, it gets annoying.

Edited November 20, 2015 by methodwriter85

[BetterButter]

[Skyline]

I wish we had a thumbs down option. The ending of the first one made my blood boil. 

[A Boston Gal]

I just realized that the timing actually works- if you believe that Toula's daughter was about 5/6 in the ending scene of the movie, it actually works that she's graduating from high school right now. #IFeelOld.

Although I am looking forward to this, I have to say while watching the trailer I lost count of the number of facelifts.

[methodwriter85]

Although I am looking forward to this, I have to say while watching the trailer I lost count of the number of facelifts.

Yeah. It does distract, because these are supposed to be regular, salt of the earth working middle class folk from Chicago.

[BetterButter]

[xaxat]

 

So it's another Kevin Hart Ride Along movie. . . but opposite.

[Bruinsfan]

I would think that use of the word "intelligence" in advertising a Kevin Hart movie is breaking some sort of law.

[Rick Kitchen]

They have succeeded in performing a miracle: made me eager to see Cumberbatch in a movie. After the one-two punch of whitewashing Khan in that awful Star Trek movie and portraying Alan Turing as being blackmailed into covering up an Axis spy, I would have bet folding money that wasn't possible.

 

The transgender community is horrified.

 

I love that the advertising for Central Intelligence says "You need a little Hart and a big Johnson".

[Chrissytd]

Edited November 23, 2015 by Chrissytd

[dusang]

 

So, points in Extractions favour: Kellan Lutz looks really good and Gina Carano is always pretty awesome.  Points against: every line spoken in that trailer.

 

FSoG was basically a spoof of itself, is Fifty Shades of Black really necessary?

 

 

 

The Boss: the Geppetto comment made me laugh but it seems like Melissa McCarthy should basically only be allowed to make movies with Paul Feig because that looks terrible.

 

Central Intelligence, no amount of love for Dwayne Johnson (and there is a lot of love for Dwayne Johnson in my heart) could make that trailer look good.

[methodwriter85]

 

I honestly want this to be a Tonya Harding parody, because this chick looks like she would've NAILED Tonya Harding. I'm Sebastian Stan's bitch, so if this winds up being in the theater I work at, I'll go.

 

Edited to add: Ooh, it's Melissa Rauch. She gave a GREAT stand-up at my college six or seven years ago.

Edited November 24, 2015 by methodwriter85

[absnow54]

I can't believe that's the girl from The Big Bang Theory. 

[AimingforYoko]

So, points in Extractions favour: Kellan Lutz looks really good and Gina Carano is always pretty awesome.  Points against: every line spoken in that trailer.

Kellen Lutz is Channing Tatum minus the charm and charisma.

[methodwriter85]

Kellen Lutz is Channing Tatum minus the charm and charisma.

 

I've always considered him someone who looks like he should have been the third Hemsworth brother instead of the actual third Hemsworth brother.

 

Kellen basically comes off as that dumb, friendly jock who never really had to bother with developing charm or charisma because he was cute growing up.

Edited November 24, 2015 by methodwriter85

[dusang]

I've always considered him someone who looks like he should have been the third Hemsworth brother instead of the actual third Hemsworth brother.

 

Kellen basically comes off as that dumb, friendly jock who never really had to bother with developing charm or charisma because he was cute growing up.

 

Maybe it's the accents lulling me but somehow the Hemsworths seem slightly more distinctive and charming.

 

Honestly, he (Kellan) reminds me more of Paul Walker (RIP): kind of Ken-doll generic and plastic.

Edited November 25, 2015 by dusang

[BetterButter]

[dusang]

 

I love Barbershop and Barbershop 2 was alright and I am, in a perverse way, looking forward to Barbershop 3 but I must take issue with the inclusion of Anthony Anderson -- who ended part one trying to frame Michael Ealy's Ricky for the robbery and then going to jail -- particularly in combination with the exclusion of Michael Ealy!!  C'mon!!  Although... Common.