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[Dirtybubble]

Schwartz, meh kinda boring 

🤬

smoking hawt! ❤️‍🔥

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Madame vibes

What the AF is happening here

Good to see Alley is going to be there

[Dirtybubble]

Beautiful 😍 

[ZettaK]

Andy Cohen said on his satellite radio show today that Sandoval and Ariana were aggressively confronted at the reunion, he took separate interviews from the two and Ariana before the reunion, and then asked them the same questions in front of the others. 

Lala Kent said security had to interfere at one point because Andy Cohen couldn't control the reunion taping. 

Bravo didn't make a decision about how many parts the reunion is going to have. An extended version will air on Peacock. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/pagesix.com/2023/04/03/andy-cohen-teases-aggressive-pump-rules-reunion-confrontation/amp/

Edited April 3, 2023 by ZettaK

[ZettaK]

38 minutes ago, Dirtybubble said:

Schwartz, meh kinda boring 

🤬

smoking hawt! ❤️‍🔥

😡

Madame vibes

What the AF is happening here

Good to see Alley is going to be there

Scheana looks good, Lala too, but I don't particularly like the leopard print, the stylist didn't help Schwartz at all (it was obviously only a story line), Katie's dress shouldn't have an asymmetrical hem, Lisa's dress is typical of what she normally wears, Sandoval looks good, I like the color of Raquel's dress, but the dress is so so (she looks good in it though), I don't like Ally's dress, but the color is not bad.

[Gharlane]

Lisa Vanderbucks looks like the Black Widow in that dress.

I think we've seen Katie in that Glad ™ trashbag before.

[farmgal4]

2 hours ago, Dirtybubble said:

reunion looks are here, Ariana deserves her own post! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

That’s her “Eat your heart out, Sandoval!” look.

[b2H]

Most of them women’s outfits will look awful, while sitting.

[lasu]

8 hours ago, Gharlane said:

LaLa regularly engages in puffery

Well, sure. That I agree with. 

[Jel]

4 hours ago, Gharlane said:

Multipass! 

Make it a family multi pass please — I’m in too

[FlyingEgret]

Raquel wouldn't pose in front of the prop like everyone else??? Strange thing to refuse to do when there are so many other bad optics...

[lili45]

On 4/2/2023 at 4:42 PM, ZettaK said:

Red flags for the affair according to Scheana: Tom and Raquel were seen spending private time by the pool at Scheana's wedding, Raquel turned her phone's location off at one point, and she drove for six hours to see one of Sandoval's concerts.

https://pagesix.com/2023/03/31/scheana-shay-dishes-on-red-flags-of-tom-raquel-affair/

Raquel showed no remorse about the affair at the reunion. She even smiled.

https://pagesix.com/2023/03/31/raquel-leviss-had-no-remorse-at-pump-rules-reunion-scheana/

There were more than 1 million live viewers during a recent episode! It was an incredible record for the show which doesn't do well for a couple of years. 

Great information. One of the reasons that Rachel is particularly disliked  is exactly this. She has been such a proud backstabber,  gloating, and showing zero remorse. She’s an unusual piece, particularly proud of herself and does not care one bit about others. Can’t wait for her karma.

[lili45]

On 3/31/2023 at 10:35 AM, ZettaK said:

She slept at Ariana's house when Ariana was away, and at the house. And the one responsible for this is Sandoval because he didn't have to do it/invite her. 

Well they are both responsible. She is not exonerated of deceiving and backstabbing a “friend” who was her ally and support.

[Jennifersdc]

2 hours ago, farmgal4 said:

That’s her “Eat your heart out, Sandoval!” look.

Holy fucking shit Ariana. Congratulations. I guess Sandoval isn’t the only one with “abs”.

ETA - she could pull off Scheana’s crop top wedding dress.

Edited April 4, 2023 by Jennifersdc

[Jennifersdc]

3 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Scheana looks good, Lala too, but I don't particularly like the leopard print, the stylist didn't help Schwartz at all (it was obviously only a story line), Katie's dress shouldn't have an asymmetrical hem, Lisa's dress is typical of what she normally wears, Sandoval looks good, I like the color of Raquel's dress, but the dress is so so (she looks good in it though), I don't like Ally's dress, but the color is not bad.

I actually like Katie’s dress - but agree about the long train. If it’s a baby doll dress (still my aging ass’s favorite), it should be a baby doll dress.

I surprisingly like Lala’s dress (also love my animal prints), but I predict it’s going to look like shit when she’s sitting in it for hours. Scheana looks like she’s auditioning for RH and Ally’s breasts look like they’re looking desperately for somewhere to go. 
 

 

[lili45]

Actually think Scheana and Lala look plastic fantastic and harsh. Ick. Katie looks fresh and beautiful with sleek hair. At least Schwartz looks natural. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Schwartz’s shirt is very sad. Sad color. Sad fabric. Sad shape.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I like LVP’s look. It’s fresh, for her.

 

It must feel weird to wear some of the Vanderpump Rules dresses. This part of my body is cold. This part is sweating. I can’t lift this arm. This boning is going to leave a mark. I lost my phone somewhere in my dress.

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, lili45 said:

One of the reasons that Rachel is particularly disliked is exactly this. She has been such a proud backstabber, gloating, and showing zero remorse. She’s an unusual piece, particularly proud of herself and does not care one bit about others. Can’t wait for her karma.

Perhaps Rachel thinks that because she yielded to James for so many years and neglected her own needs it’s okay for her to completely indulge herself now, everyone else- -even good, loyal friends such as Ariana- - be damned. In her tiny brain, she thinks behavior like this empowers her.

[ZettaK]

1 hour ago, lili45 said:

Actually think Scheana and Lala look plastic fantastic and harsh. Ick. Katie looks fresh and beautiful with sleek hair. At least Schwartz looks natural. 

I don't think that Katie had any plastic surgery, at least nothing is obvious. That's why she looks fresh. As for Schwartz, he looks natural, but cast members are supposed to wear something less casual at reunions. Scheana and Lala went for the Hollywood vamp look. 

Red was a great choice for Ariana's dress.

11 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Perhaps Rachel thinks that because she yielded to James for so many years and neglected her own needs it’s okay for her to completely indulge herself now, everyone else- -even good, loyal friends such as Ariana- - be damned. In her tiny brain, she thinks behavior like this empowers her.

That, and because she thinks she is famous now, so she can do whatever she wants. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

14 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Red was a great choice for Ariana's dress.

I like to think of this choice as a clever spin on the red dress Rhett forces Scarlett to wear to Ashley Wilkes’s birthday party.

 

[ZettaK]

2 hours ago, lili45 said:

Well they are both responsible. She is not exonerated of deceiving and backstabbing a “friend” who was her ally and support.

Of course not. They are both responsible, but Sandoval was in a long term relationship. Ariana and Raquel became friends after Raquel broke up with James- I don't remember them being friends before. But I see Raquel being attacked more than him. 

Edited April 4, 2023 by ZettaK

[glowbug]

2 hours ago, FlyingEgret said:

Raquel wouldn't pose in front of the prop like everyone else??? Strange thing to refuse to do when there are so many other bad optics...

I wonder if they did these poses when Rachel wasn’t there because of the restraining order. Scheana is there and she wasn’t dressed in her reunion dress until right before she went on stage. 

[ZettaK]

27 minutes ago, glowbug said:

I wonder if they did these poses when Rachel wasn’t there because of the restraining order. Scheana is there and she wasn’t dressed in her reunion dress until right before she went on stage. 

Raquel went to the reunion stage after Scheana left because of the restraining order.

Edited April 4, 2023 by ZettaK

[lili45]

28 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Of course not. They are both responsible, but Sandoval was in a long term relationship. Ariana and Raquel became friends after Raquel broke up with James- I don't remember them being friends before. But I see Raquel being attacked more than him. 

Oh, I don’t think Sandy’s been exempt from condemnation. But he has a track record of douchey behavior. While it’s disappointing, it’s no shock! Miami girl, cheating on Kristen, this is not his first rodeo. But when your douchey boyfriend cheats on you, you typically rely on friendships to help you through the crisis. Especially friends who have painted themselves as Little Miss Innocent. Friends whom you have defended! A friend whose behavior you defended to Katie multiple times. She, unlike Sandy, did not reveal herself to be a backstabbing blotch, until now. Pardon my French.

[ZettaK]

7 minutes ago, lili45 said:

Oh, I don’t think Sandy’s been exempt from condemnation. But he has a track record of douchey behavior. While it’s disappointing, it’s no shock! Miami girl, cheating on Kristen, this is not his first rodeo. But when your douchey boyfriend cheats on you, you typically rely on friendships to help you through the crisis. Especially friends who have painted themselves as Little Miss Innocent. Friends whom you have defended! A friend whose behavior you defended to Katie multiple times. She, unlike Sandy, did not reveal herself to be a backstabbing blotch, until now. Pardon my French.

Oh, I agree. It seems almost all cast members (not James who is not exactly a saint himself) thought Raquel was innocent and nice, and were shocked. Maybe she was and she changed because she became a "celebrity" herself.

[lili45]

2 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Oh, I agree. It seems almost all cast members (not James who is not exactly a saint himself) thought Raquel was innocent and nice, and were shocked. Maybe she was and she changed because she became a "celebrity" herself.

I think she’s revealed her true colors, pageant girl competes with women to win. They are not her friends. 
I’m exactly the opposite, my friends are like sisters to me and they come first. My real sisters mean the world to me, and my girlfriends do as well. Casual friends or best friends, This makes me sick. 

 

[glowbug]

31 minutes ago, ZettaK said:

Raquel went to the reunion stage after Scheana left because of the restraining order.

For some reason I thought Rachel was there first and Scheana came in for the second half. Either way, I think the most likely explanation for her not having a photo is that they did them all at the same time and she wasn’t there because of the restraining order. 

[ZettaK]

33 minutes ago, glowbug said:

For some reason I thought Rachel was there first and Scheana came in for the second half. Either way, I think the most likely explanation for her not having a photo is that they did them all at the same time and she wasn’t there because of the restraining order. 

I don't know in what order they arrived. I meant that they were not on stage at the same time.

[Gharlane]

8 hours ago, Jel said:

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Multipass!

Make it a family multi pass please — I’m in too

Oh, that wasn't meant as approval. I was referring her dress to one in The Fifth Element.

[Pop Tart]

16 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Schwartz’s shirt is very sad. Sad color. Sad fabric. Sad shape.

He reminds me of high school boys out with their prom dates. The girls are all glammed up in their prom dresses and heels and the boys are in jeans and tennis shoes. Always irks me. As this does. 

[Jel]

9 hours ago, Gharlane said:

Oh, that wasn't meant as approval. I was referring her dress to one in The Fifth Element.

Oh, I took it like , “I’ll pass”, with the multi added for emphasis.

[ZettaK]

Ally was on a reality show (The Valley) in 2014. Maybe she is with James in order to promote herself. She went at The Canyon where he was DJing to meet him.

Edited April 5, 2023 by ZettaK

[CallmeCray]

…but their meeting was “so ORGANIC!”, according to James’ mom!  Sounds like she did the same thing his mom was annoyed with Rachel for doing, or am I misunderstanding? 

[Gharlane]

36 minutes ago, CallmeCray said:

…but their meeting was “so ORGANIC!”, according to James’ mom!  Sounds like she did the same thing his mom was annoyed with Rachel for doing, or am I misunderstanding? 

If you are misunderstanding, you're not the only one! I am pretty sure I commented on DJ Muppet Baby's mom gushing about how "organic" his meeting Ally was. 

[lili45]

1 hour ago, ZettaK said:

Ally was on a reality show (The Valley) in 2014. Maybe she is with James in order to promote herself. She went to meet him at The Canyon where he was DJing.

She looks so different!

 

[Gharlane]

Fell down this rabbit hoole while looking up The Valley online:

Scheananigans, “The one about Rachel and the reunion.” Recap : vanderpumprules (reddit.com)

Reunion

• Rachel did not shred one tear. Lala said she was smiling.
• Lala felt so dirty after the reunion. She hated being in the room with people who did that stuff. [Oh really, LaLa?] She was really triggered by it. The things Sandoval were saying were disgusting.
• Scheana was in a trailer with Brock and Ally watching when Rachel was on stage.
• Ariana handled herself so well. She looked insanely hot and sliced with her words.
• Lala said they were in the green room and Lala pulled up a picture of Ariana and Adriana said, “omg I look so hot.” And told Ariana that she has never heard Ariana say that about herself. And that her future will be bright without Sandoval if she is already able to say this. Ariana usually points out “flaws” when she sees herself.
• Lala was able to call Rachel a f***ing idiot and not one person told Lala to be nice.
• Scheana said that Lala said, “you need to be mentally evaluated.” And Rachel said, “I am being mentally evaluated.”
• On stage for 5 hours and it flew by
• They think Rachel tried to prepare with talking points and when it doesn’t go a certain way, she doesn’t know what’s to say.
• So I think scheana actually wore a gold dress when she was on stage and then a different dress in her trailer.
• Scheana joked and said she was hoping Andy would tell her that she looked good as gold
• It was not the Tom’s who got in a fight at the reunion.

Random points

• When Rachel was staying at scheana’s apartment, (scheana wasn’t staying there at the time) Rachel would have sex in scheana and Brock’s bed. Scheana was still kind to her and just asked her to wash the sheets.
• Rachel did have her own room there but still had sex in scheana’s bed and on the kitchen counter.
• Lala thinks Rachel will come back from season 11 if she is asked to come back.
• Sandoval told scheana during their conversation that Rachel’s family doesn’t want her to do season 11 and that it was Rachel’s sister that told her to get the restraining order.
• Lala thinks Sandoval will come back.
• Ariana has drawn a line in the sand. Has told people (I actually think Lala was saying that Ariana has told Schwartz this) if they choose to hang around Sandoval, then you can’t be around me.
• Rachel has not apologized to Scheana
• Schwartz did get busted for the double date in January
• They think Rachel is a broken person.
• Rachel and Jo were at the bar laughing, acting like they were having so much fun, while Sandoval was sitting at the bar, crying, taking shots of whiskey.

[ZettaK]

5 hours ago, Gharlane said:

Fell down this rabbit hoole while looking up The Valley online:

Scheananigans, “The one about Rachel and the reunion.” Recap : vanderpumprules (reddit.com)

Reunion

• Rachel did not shred one tear. Lala said she was smiling.
• Lala felt so dirty after the reunion. She hated being in the room with people who did that stuff. [Oh really, LaLa?] She was really triggered by it. The things Sandoval were saying were disgusting.
• Scheana was in a trailer with Brock and Ally watching when Rachel was on stage.
• Ariana handled herself so well. She looked insanely hot and sliced with her words.
• Lala said they were in the green room and Lala pulled up a picture of Ariana and Adriana said, “omg I look so hot.” And told Ariana that she has never heard Ariana say that about herself. And that her future will be bright without Sandoval if she is already able to say this. Ariana usually points out “flaws” when she sees herself.
• Lala was able to call Rachel a f***ing idiot and not one person told Lala to be nice.
• Scheana said that Lala said, “you need to be mentally evaluated.” And Rachel said, “I am being mentally evaluated.”
• On stage for 5 hours and it flew by
• They think Rachel tried to prepare with talking points and when it doesn’t go a certain way, she doesn’t know what’s to say.
• So I think scheana actually wore a gold dress when she was on stage and then a different dress in her trailer.
• Scheana joked and said she was hoping Andy would tell her that she looked good as gold
• It was not the Tom’s who got in a fight at the reunion.

Random points

• When Rachel was staying at scheana’s apartment, (scheana wasn’t staying there at the time) Rachel would have sex in scheana and Brock’s bed. Scheana was still kind to her and just asked her to wash the sheets.
• Rachel did have her own room there but still had sex in scheana’s bed and on the kitchen counter.
• Lala thinks Rachel will come back from season 11 if she is asked to come back.
• Sandoval told scheana during their conversation that Rachel’s family doesn’t want her to do season 11 and that it was Rachel’s sister that told her to get the restraining order.
• Lala thinks Sandoval will come back.
• Ariana has drawn a line in the sand. Has told people (I actually think Lala was saying that Ariana has told Schwartz this) if they choose to hang around Sandoval, then you can’t be around me.
• Rachel has not apologized to Scheana
• Schwartz did get busted for the double date in January
• They think Rachel is a broken person.
• Rachel and Jo were at the bar laughing, acting like they were having so much fun, while Sandoval was sitting at the bar, crying, taking shots of whiskey.

Sandoval, Jo, and Raquel (who is friends with Raquel) were at a bar a few days ago. 

Schwartz, Jo, Sandoval, and Raquel went to Big Bear in January (that was the double date) according to Scheana who thinks that's one of the times Raquel turned her phone's location off. 

[FozzyBear]

8 hours ago, CallmeCray said:

…but their meeting was “so ORGANIC!”, according to James’ mom!  Sounds like she did the same thing his mom was annoyed with Rachel for doing, or am I misunderstanding? 

I mean…Ally being an aspiring reality star trying to date her way into a popular show makes more sense then dating James for his personality, or looks, or career success, or any other attribute of his. 

[mytmo]

Nobody is going anywhere if they can help it.  Right now Raquel is on fire and everyone will want to be close by for job insurance.  Ariana is no fool and everyone is watching to see the contempt between her and Sandoval.  Mr. Mytmo loves the promo where Ariana tells Tom "For you to die".  Thinks it is absolutely hilarious and he is not a regular viewer.

[nexxie]

The idea that Lala was triggered by sleazy behavior is ridiculous, given the pride Lala has always shown in her own sleaziness. 

[Carolina Girl]

On 4/1/2023 at 1:48 PM, farmgal4 said:

Every time I see him with the long hair, mustache and aviator glasses, I think low-grade porn movie.  

That is precisely what I saw too.....a low-rent Johnny Wad (which is already a low-rent John Holmes).

[princelina]

19 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Ally was on a reality show (The Valley) in 2014. Maybe she is with James in order to promote herself. She went at The Canyon where he was DJing to meet him.

Yeah, maybe . . . 😂😂😂

17 hours ago, Gharlane said:

Lala felt so dirty after the reunion. She hated being in the room with people who did that stuff. [Oh really, LaLa?] She was really triggered by it. The things Sandoval were saying were disgusting.

Poor "Lala" - she's such a pure soul having to put up with these shenanigans 🤣

[ZettaK]

22 hours ago, Gharlane said:

If you are misunderstanding, you're not the only one! I am pretty sure I commented on DJ Muppet Baby's mom gushing about how "organic" his meeting Ally was. 

Ally did the same that Raquel did with James, Brittany with Jax, and Miami girl with Sandoval. They tried to hook up with cast members to be on the show. That's what Raquel is doing with Sandoval- only in this case to remain on the show. 

[glowbug]

On 4/5/2023 at 11:23 PM, ZettaK said:

Ally did the same that Raquel did with James, Brittany with Jax, and Miami girl with Sandoval. They tried to hook up with cast members to be on the show. That's what Raquel is doing with Sandoval- only in this case to remain on the show. 

Let’s not forget James was the OG of sleeping with a cast member to get on the show. He openly admitted that he only dated Kristen to become a cast member. One of many reasons I’ve never liked him. It seems fitting that his next two girlfriends are doing the same to him. 

[ZettaK]

Schwartz tried to excuse Sandoval's behavior on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live by saying that he is obsessively in love. He said Sandoval had a mid-life crisis. 

Schwartz said that the S & S Lounge was vandalized, and that when Sandoval was in St. Louis with his family a few days ago he was verbally abused, and threatened with having beer thrown at him. 

Ariana said that she saw inappropriate messages between Sandoval and Raquel from July on. 

Edited April 7, 2023 by ZettaK

[hoodooznoodooz]

I am surprised that Schwartz disclosed so much.

[heatherchandler]

On 3/29/2023 at 11:23 AM, sandwoman said:

Again, I really don't see why they should be fired. And I bet they won't be! I would never want to hang out with them or for anyone I know to date them but they will make for great tv! Infidelity is what built VPR! 

No one should be fired, cheating and fighting is VPR's bread and butter!

[farmgal4]

On 4/5/2023 at 3:11 PM, nexxie said:

The idea that Lala was triggered by sleazy behavior is ridiculous, given the pride Lala has always shown in her own sleaziness. 

I’ve come to despise Lala.  She’s an egotistical, hypocritical, judgmental ho IMO.

[aussieinsydney]

16 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

I’ve come to despise Lala.  She’s an egotistical, hypocritical, judgmental ho IMO.

Lala is very much a "Do as I say, not as I do." kind of person.

[realityplease]

2 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I am surprised that Schwartz disclosed so much.

Had some explaining to do!  Because at the reunion itself (filmed, but not yet aired), Schwartz didn't disclose what he knew about the affair.

But Schwartz NOW says, before the reunion filmed, he knew.  That Sandoval & Raquel hooked up in Aug. & in love by Jan.  Schwartz explained that he said nothing at the reunion because Sandoval promised Schwartz he was going to tell Ariana soon, or variously, after the reunion. But Sandoval kept stalling.  And she wised up somehow in any case, because as Schwartz tells it, Ariana excoriated Sandoval AT the reunion. 

That made Schwartz look like a liar at the reunion & part of a cover-up.  So he opted to come on Andy's clown show & fess up to what he knew & when & why he didn't tell Ariana and why he didn't say anything at the reunion.

But really - couldn't break bro code? Too much of a wimp?  The whole thing a production attempt to re-write history? Some or all of them didn't stick to the script?  Whatever.  When the dust settles, the show will go back to the same old plodding nothingness.

Edited April 7, 2023 by realityplease