weightyghost December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 (edited) But see, Beth only lost a little bit of blood! And people have survived gun shots to the head! Daryl acting sad was all a GOTCA moment. Though it doesn't make sense for them to take her away from the one place that could help her survive that gun shot. And that half her brains are residing on Ricks neck. (I'd hang out there too, ifyouknowwhatimean). A terrible death does not warrant a return. I saw a poll on another website and one of the choices was "of course she will return! They'll rewrite it! " really. You think AMC will spend millions and millions rewriting and reshooting an entire half season for 50,000 people. Truthfully, I never disliked Beth all thst much. When people hated on her singing, I appreciated it because I could understand the desire and need for music. I understood her place in the group bc not everyone could be a Michonne. But unfortunately as we keep saying, only those ruthless enough survive now. What's dead should stay dead /dean Edited December 13, 2014 by weightyghost 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-648910
bunnywithanaxe December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 I loved Beth's repertoire. She was a Tom Waits fan; I couldn't manage too much of a hate for a Tom Waits fan. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649062
walnutqueen December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 I loved Beth's repertoire. She was a Tom Waits fan; I couldn't manage too much of a hate for a Tom Waits fan. I can't manage any animosity for a Tom Waits fan - so I'm hoping some of the Bethheads are Waits fans too - just so I can watch the moral struggle that ensues when worlds collide. I've been meaning to comment on your screen name since I first noticed it, bunnywithanaxe, because it brings a smile to my face whenever I see it. There was a stand-up comic in the 1980s who did really good song spoofs, and his rendition of "Kill the Wabbit" in Elmer Fudd's voice still makes me LOL. :-) Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649080
Bongo Fury December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 A terrible death does not warrant a return. I saw a poll on another website and one of the choices was "of course she will return! They'll rewrite it! " really. You think AMC will spend millions and millions rewriting and reshooting an entire half season for 50,000 people. I'd be willing to bet ALL my Christmas presents that those 50k+ petition signers are really nothing more than a couple hundred Bethnatics and their sock puppets. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649097
Nashville December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 (edited) I'm afraid to say that every time I've seen him go for the right pocket. You'd think Merle would have put a stop to that. Didn't Merle spend some time in Juvie or something? http://38.media.tumblr.com/6b3bddc15ec55bbbf0a0cfb8a03739ad/tumblr_n9nnsxtvt41tq6f27o2_500.jpg you just keep tellin' yourself that Merle is probably WHY Daryl 's hanky is righty-reddy. I've been meaning to comment on your screen name since I first noticed it, bunnywithanaxe, because it brings a smile to my face whenever I see it. There was a stand-up comic in the 1980s who did really good song spoofs, and his rendition of "Kill the Wabbit" in Elmer Fudd's voice still makes me LOL. :-) .ETA: URL Edited December 13, 2014 by Nashville 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649168
Mindymoo December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 I'd be willing to bet ALL my Christmas presents that those 50k+ petition signers are really nothing more than a couple hundred Bethnatics and their sock puppets. Kind of like how those One Million Moms who keep protesting anything pro-LGBT are really just 10,000 moms with multiple facebook accounts. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649200
walnutqueen December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 Merle is probably WHY Daryl 's hanky is righty-reddy. .ETA: URL Yes, Nashville, yes! I tend to confuse him with another Mark M comic. And now I have to wrestle with whatever Adobe/Flash?whatever plug-in thingy that isn't working for me so I can relive my misspent youth via UTube Curses!!!. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649205
Nashville December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 Yes, Nashville, yes! I tend to confuse him with another Mark M comic. And now I have to wrestle with whatever Adobe/Flash?whatever plug-in thingy that isn't working for me so I can relive my misspent youth via UTube Curses!!!. Same here - I've been a McCullum fan since his small-venue days. He performed at my college's freshman orientation week. Oh - and it wasn't exactly Elmer. The setup for the bit was, "What if Elmer had a son who was into heavy metal...?" :) 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649223
bunnywithanaxe December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 (edited) I'd be willing to bet ALL my Christmas presents that those 50k+ petition signers are really nothing more than a couple hundred Bethnatics and their sock puppets. :D Indulge my fanfic: As pointed out, Beth's head shot was strangely unbloody. The season premiere reveals that it was not, in fact, fatal. She recovers and everyone rejoices. Doc from Slabtown escapes and joins the campers, does some magic medical stuff and determines that Beth is zombie- virus free. He also consults his navel lint and deduces that if you live through a head shot, you come out sans virus. Everyone gleefully starts shooting each other in the head. They all fuck it up, and die. ONLY BETH SURVIVES. ETA: regarding Mike McCullum: thanks for that! I put it on my facebook wall! Edited December 13, 2014 by bunnywithanaxe 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649272
Bongo Fury December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 (edited) :D Indulge my fanfic: OK, you started it, so it's your fault: Rick: Those Terminus folks were twisted, luring folks in so that they could kill them and eat them. Michonne: Yeah, killing people like that just isn't right. Carol: But you know, they had a point, there is a lot of protein and calories in a human body. Daryl: And there is a lot of good eatin' there in that girl. Fr. Gabriel: Waste not, want not sayeth the Lord. Tyrese: Man, am I hungry, we haven't had a proper meal in days. Maggie: What better way to remember my sister. Glenn: It's what she would have wanted. So CDB sits down to a fine dinner; Beth tartar for an appetizer, followed by Beth back ribs with Bob-a-que sauce, and New York strip Beths grilled medium rare. Later that evening, as our heroes sit around the fire picking the last bits of Beth out of their teeth with tooth pick, they ALL spontaneously break out in song: (with apologies to KISS) Beth we hear you calling, But you can't come back no how, Me and the boys will be belching all niiiiiight ... Edited December 13, 2014 by Bongo Fury 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649334
kikismom December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 So CDB sits down to a fine dinner; Beth tartar for an appetizer, followed by Beth back ribs with Bob-a-que sauce, and New Your strip Beths grilled medium rare. Can I bring a dish to pass? https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p370x247/16151_715540518540171_1662318527862514484_n.jpg?oh=53c3f344cb14cb215091416f24c95bda&oe=54FF7A43&__gda__=1426106638_da6e03b3a837c1d288de1cc3f0db818b https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/q89/p403x403/10698684_709601095800780_2245048565695772569_n.jpg?oh=458b0733330a82064c93795e237ae86d&oe=5544A011 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649409
bunnyblue December 13, 2014 Share December 13, 2014 Here's a question: how exactly is Morgan supposed to find her? She's buried in a grave with a mound earth over her, her grave looking like any other lump of dirt in the countryside. Maybe she'll get a marker that says "Beth." Even if his magical GPS does lead him to that random lump of earth, how would he know to dig her out? He's never met Beth or even heard of her so if he did somehow manage to find her grave with a marker, why would he even bother to dig since "Beth" doesn't mean a damn thing to him? Right? I guess if the gang does a piss poor job of burying Beth and dig a 2 foot grave then maybe that's how Morgan finds her? Like her foot is sticking up? No. This wishcasting by Bethyl fans just makes no damn sense. And besides, Morgan is months behind Rick. If he were to stumble upon Beth's grave wouldn't she have been in the ground for months without any medical attention? Forget it, I can't rationalize any of the Bethylers ideas of how Beth is going to survive half of her brain being shot out. The only thing that will make all of this go away is the airing of the MSP. I think if there had been no break between episode 8 and 9, we would have been spared all this craziness. But giving a certain fanbase 2 entire months to throw a tantrum and flood forums with ridiculous "theories" was a mistake. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649504
bunnywithanaxe December 14, 2014 Share December 14, 2014 (edited) Bongo Fury, that is fuuuucked uuuup.Bravo. :D Edited December 14, 2014 by bunnywithanaxe 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649837
GreyBunny December 14, 2014 Share December 14, 2014 OK, you started it, so it's your fault: Rick: Those Terminus folks were twisted, luring folks in so that they could kill them and eat them. Michonne: Yeah, killing people like that just isn't right. Carol: But you know, they had a point, there is a lot of protein and calories in a human body. Daryl: And there is a lot of good eatin' there in that girl. Fr. Gabriel: Waste not, want not sayeth the Lord. Tyrese: Man, am I hungry, we haven't had a proper meal in days. Maggie: What better way to remember my sister. Glenn: It's what she would have wanted. So CDB sits down to a fine dinner; Beth tartar for an appetizer, followed by Beth back ribs with Bob-a-que sauce, and New York strip Beths grilled medium rare. Later that evening, as our heroes sit around the fire picking the last bits of Beth out of their teeth with tooth pick, they ALL spontaneously break out in song: (with apologies to KISS) Beth we hear you calling, But you can't come back no how, Me and the boys will be belching all niiiiiight ... 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649846
kikismom December 14, 2014 Share December 14, 2014 (edited) Edited December 14, 2014 by kikismom 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-649889
CletusMusashi December 14, 2014 Share December 14, 2014 Maybe Beth was adopted, and it just never came up in conversation on the show. That means she could still have an identical twin out there, who just happens to have survived the ZA in the ten square miles that Rick perpetually circles around in. But who was she raised by? Who did she grow into? The leader of a group of escaped convicts? A former police officer with a bigger hat than Carl? A Beastmaster? Little known fact: Ferrets are the natural enemy of zombies. So many possibilities. Fuck it. Where's that stupid petition. I'm signing. What's the downside exactly? They might not have time for a Eugene flashback? 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-650449
NoWillToResist December 14, 2014 Share December 14, 2014 OK, you started it, so it's your fault: Carol: But you know, they had a point, there is a lot of protein and calories in a human body.Daryl: And there is a lot of good eatin' there in that girl. Maybe this is why they had Daryl tell Beth that was heavier than she looked? ;) 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-650894
CletusMusashi December 15, 2014 Share December 15, 2014 It's very important to eat your Greenes. 16 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-651720
Nashville December 15, 2014 Share December 15, 2014 (edited) It's very important to eat your Greenes. Kinky. I like it. I hope Glenn likes it as well - for Maggie's sake. Edited December 15, 2014 by Nashville 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-652538
GreyBunny December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 "I wrote [Rockstar] kind of more in response to people saying to me like, 'You gotta stay away from those musicians! You have to stay away from actors! You've gotta stay away from these like, creative-type people,' and I feel like those are some of my best friends, and why would you not want to date someone that is like that?" Emily said. http://www.accesshollywood.com/emily-kinney-talks-rockstar-how-the-walking-dead-has-influenced-her-music_article_101837#hQIFVqb8bvhpXGL6.99 Um...okay, Emily. If you say so. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668299
CarpeDiem54 December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 http://www.accesshollywood.com/emily-kinney-talks-rockstar-how-the-walking-dead-has-influenced-her-music_article_101837#hQIFVqb8bvhpXGL6.99 Um...okay, Emily. If you say so. Like what an intellectual like giant. Like wow. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668309
kikismom December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 You want deep? Here's the lyrics to "Blue Toothbrush". http://lyrics.wikia.com/Emily_Kinney:Blue_Toothbrush 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668338
ladyrott December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 OMG! Now that is one DEEP song. Can certainly see why her album has such an intense name! LOL 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668387
CarpeDiem54 December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 You want deep? Here's the lyrics to "Blue Toothbrush". http://lyrics.wikia.com/Emily_Kinney:Blue_Toothbrush WTF? Sniffing all that zombie goo must have sucked her brainzzzz out. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668396
Watcher0363 December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 Emily when you win your 2nd Grammy. Here is your acceptance speech, "I haven't had an orthodox career, and I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it—and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668427
kikismom December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 http://www.accesshollywood.com/emily-kinney-talks-rockstar-how-the-walking-dead-has-influenced-her-music_article_101837#hQIFVqb8bvhpXGL6.99 And I was like, why do I have these weird thoughts going through my head?...You'll see, it's kinda about the end of the world. "It's Like Cormac McCarthy's The Road---Only Funny!" 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668451
Nashville December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 At least we're not the only ones who are confused.... 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668568
kikismom December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 At least we're not the only ones who are confused.... That article summed it up, what we've all been thinking.Thanks Nashville; I had not seen that site before. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668701
AngelaHunter December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 You tossed it, if i had to guess I hope it never caused you stress I know how you don't like a mess Why, oh, why did I click "Play"? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668821
kikismom December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 Why, oh, why did I click "Play"? Astonishingly enough, this one is her wondering why she keeps getting used and dumped. Again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. ( I guess she was saving up yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah for "Rockstar".) It's called Morning Sex Is For Lovers *snorts*. Although there is no truth to the rumor that it was almost titled Why Do They Always Pretend To Be Asleep Till I Leave? (The Walking Dead of Shame Song) http://www.songlyrics.com/emily-kinney/morning-sex-is-for-lovers-lyrics/ 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668850
AngelaHunter December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 Although there is no truth to the rumor that it was almost titled Why Do They Always Pretend To Be Asleep Till I Leave? (The Walking Dead of Shame Song) Too much...hilarity... dying here! Dear lord, these are the thoughts of a 30 year old woman? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-668974
CletusMusashi December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 The blue toothbrush song isn't really doing it for me. Let me know if she writes anything about green lollipops. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-669229
CarpeDiem54 December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 The blue toothbrush song isn't really doing it for me. Let me know if she writes anything about green lollipops. You licked that green lollipop and you won me over. I saw your tongue and my heart was aflutter. Greene was my last name on TV before I got canned And now it's my favorite color. Oh, yeah, lick, lick! Yeah, yeah, lick! 7 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-669391
AngelaHunter December 21, 2014 Share December 21, 2014 You licked that green lollipop and you won me over. I saw your tongue and my heart was aflutter. Greene was my last name on TV before I got canned And now it's my favorite color. Oh, yeah, lick, lick! Yeah, yeah, lick! If she uses that, make sure you get a royalty. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-669513
kikismom December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 "Green is the color of my true love's tongue..." 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-669589
Nashville December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 "Green is the color of my true love's tongue..." We still talking about Beth, or did we just transition to Miss Piggy...? 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-669604
The Mighty Peanut December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 (edited) There's more where that came from, Coral. http://geek.cheezburger.com/tag/walking-dad-jokes Edited December 22, 2014 by The Mighty Peanut 11 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-669629
RedheadZombie December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 But you should know, that toothbrush keeps me up at night This is satire, right? Right?? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-669858
kikismom December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 This is satire, right? Right?? you rarely have the time each day to deal with tooth or heart decay... That'll get a lot of play at wedding receptions. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-670057
Iguessnot December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 I am really concerned about the location of the blue toothbrush. It's near the sink, but somewhere not the sink. Then she says she showered and brushed and put it down where it's easy to reach so is it still in the tub? Such a conundrum. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-671074
PunkyMouse December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 (edited) You want deep? Here's the lyrics to "Blue Toothbrush". http://lyrics.wikia.com/Emily_Kinney:Blue_Toothbrush When I was six years old I decided that I wanted to be a singer-songwriter. Some big star was on TV (maybe David Cassidy) talking about writing songs and you have to write about what you know, the things in your life.Now, being a rather literal child I looked around my room and saw a jar of Vaseline. It was winter and my lips were really chapped so that's what I used on them. Right there was the inspiration for my song "Petroleum Jelly." "Blue Toothbrush" reminds me of that song. Edited December 22, 2014 by PunkyMouse 8 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-671342
ghoulina December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 This song depresses me, just like the last one. She comes across as pathetic and desperate for a man. "I WANT to leave my toothbrush at your place, because I really love you. But clearly you threw it out because you're just not ready for that much commitment". That's what I got. Blargh. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-671516
kikismom December 22, 2014 Share December 22, 2014 This song depresses me, just like the last one. She comes across as pathetic and desperate for a man. "I WANT to leave my toothbrush at your place, because I really love you. But clearly you threw it out because you're just not ready for that much commitment". That's what I got. Blargh. Yeah, some said that Rockstar was just her making fun of the girls who follow musicians. But after Blue Toothbrush and Morning Sex is for Lovers...I don't think she's joking. You're right she is desperate sounding and practically has one signature theme to her music "I'll Be A Doormat With No Self-Respect or Anyone Else's Respect But I'm Thirty And I Don't Have A Boyfriend". That's hot. 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-671583
GreyBunny December 23, 2014 Share December 23, 2014 When I was six years old I decided that I wanted to be a singer-songwriter. Some big star was on TV (maybe David Cassidy) talking about writing songs and you have to write about what you know, the things in your life. Now, being a rather literal child I looked around my room and saw a jar of Vaseline. It was winter and my lips were really chapped so that's what I used on them. Right there was the inspiration for my song "Petroleum Jelly." "Blue Toothbrush" reminds me of that song. I want to hear that song. It has to be way cooler than Blue Toothbrush. (Oh, and the toothbrush is blue because she's sad. Symbolism, y'all.) Emily might as well write a song called, "I Have a Creepy Obsession With Norman Reedus Because Hitching My Wagon to Him is the Only Way I'll Get Attention" because, really, that's what it's all about for her. 6 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-672431
Watcher0363 December 23, 2014 Share December 23, 2014 (edited) Emily when you make your Saturday Night Live guest host appearance. Here is your SNL parody short . It's hard out here for a Beautiful Blonde. You know it's hard out here for a beautiful blondeWhen she tryin' to get this money for the rentFor the Mercedes and spa money spentBecause a whole lot of bitches talkin' shit. You know it's hard out here for a beautiful blondeWhen she tryin' to get her honey to spendFor the fancy digs and the latest fashion trendWill have a whole lot of bitches hatin all this beautiful shit. On my back I done some crazy thangs in the sheetsGotta couple men workin' all the overtime for little ole meBut I gotta keep my game tight like a virgin on her wedding nightCheckin' the facebook, doing the kegel, keepin that vagina, nice and tight. Man, it seems like everyday, I'm duckin' dodgin' haters petty little shit Bitches hatin' on me, cause I got men licking my clitLike takin' from middle age bitches who don't know no better, I know that ain't rightBut I gotta get laid, gotta stay paid, gotta satisfy this beautiful blonde appetite. You know it's hard out here for a beautiful blonde!You know it's hard out here for a beautiful blonde!I say, You know it's hard out here for a beautiful blonde! Natalie Portman eat your heart out. Edited December 23, 2014 by Watcher0363 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-672640
Timetoread December 24, 2014 Share December 24, 2014 (edited) Re Blue Toothbrush... Oh Jesus. I was curious and I wanted to see. I should have known better. This is why that damn cat got killed! Simply the worst. song. ever. When I was 13, inspired by the popularity and profit margin of Prince's Purple Rain - and the realization that a song doesnt actually have to make sense to be good, by best friend and I penned a tune called Paper Mache. From the bridge to the end it goes thus: Our love could stop a million troops. It was hard as steel. It softened. Oops! The preacher said it'd be great for you and me. But now we're fighting, could be World War 3. So crack an egg and slice some toast, because I want a divOCE. Don't hang on my leg, don't cry and beg I'm starting to pack and I won't come back! I'm leaving you and I'm leaving today. Because our love is Paper Mache. Now Emily Kinney, I know that is some of the best song writing you've read and you might be tempted to steal it. But know that I've got contracts and lawyers all over it. Because I grew up and went into contracts and my friend became a lawyer. You see we KNEW that perhaps song writing wasn't one of our strengths. It's long past time for you to perhaps seek out a new career path. Edited December 24, 2014 by Timetoread 5 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-674507
kikismom December 24, 2014 Share December 24, 2014 (edited) Our love could stop a million troops. It was hard as steel. It softened. Oops! The preacher said it'd be great for you and me. But now we're fighting, could be World War 3. Now Emily Kinney, I know that is some of the best song writing you've read and you might be tempted to steal it. Call your lawyer friend! Perhaps EK got a hold of your lyrics and was inspired to write this song (for realz). http://www.metrolyrics.com/this-is-war-lyrics-emily-kinney.html Am I more terrified by the line camped with ammo by your door or would it be the line put down that piano (WTF?) or maybe I'll hold your hand and make pitch perfect babies and start a band Which line terrifies you the most? POW!POW!POW!POW! BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG! (repeat 3 more times) Edited December 24, 2014 by kikismom 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-674877
GreyBunny December 24, 2014 Share December 24, 2014 All the songs you write are about me I got that far and quit reading. Oy. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-674943
Timetoread December 24, 2014 Share December 24, 2014 Call your lawyer friend! Perhaps EK got a hold of your lyrics and was inspired to write this song (for realz). http://www.metrolyrics.com/this-is-war-lyrics-emily-kinney.html Am I more terrified by the line camped with ammo by your door or would it be the line put down that piano (WTF?) or maybe I'll hold your hand and make pitch perfect babies and start a band Which line terrifies you the most? POW!POW!POW!POW! BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG! (repeat 3 more times) Palm meet face. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-674985
Ocean Chick December 24, 2014 Share December 24, 2014 I'm speechless. Totally gobsmacked. Who buys her stuff? And what are they ingesting? 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/16311-beth-youre-going-to-miss-me-when-im-gone/page/14/#findComment-675681
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