S14.E09: Beachy Keen

[Salacious Kitty]

Garcelle invites the ladies to her beach house; Dorit continues to confide in Boz; Kyle tries to explain herself to Garcelle and Sutton. 

Airdate 01/28/2025

[Pi237]

3 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Dorit continues to confide in Boz; 

Make it stop! What's left to say?!

[Keywestclubkid]

Kyle’s nightmare is coming true 

She’s been reduced to filming wandering around a empty house looking out windows flinching from birds 

She has become Kim lol

Edited Wednesday at 01:15 AM by Keywestclubkid

[Steph J]

Kyle, your kids want to go to lunch without you to bitch about you. Let them have that. If you're lonely, call up your own sisters to hang out (if you're on speaking terms with them this week).

[FlyingEgret]

Are velcro forearm straps a hot accessory item???

[WaltersHair]

Kyle, that bird trying to get in your house is Rinna's mother and she's out for revenge.

Edited Wednesday at 01:08 AM by WaltersHair

[Straycat80]

Why is Dorito so stuck on Kyle with the jokes, mims and Texas? Why is she not focusing on her problems with PK? That would be more of a serious situation because their two kids are involved. Priorities. 
And why is Boz getting into this, she’s known these women for two minutes. 

[Mr. Miner]

UO, I don’t find Boz attractive at all. Probably because she’s Dorit’s “ride or die”.

[FlyingEgret]

Kyle has always had a problem remembering things when they don't directly involve her. Remember that she had no idea Nanny Kay was LVP's grandmother...

[Keywestclubkid]

Garcelle Not letting up .. lol make this make sense Kyle then wading through the bullshit 

I could be at home petting my horse drinking vodka from the bottle … why are we here Kyle!! 
 

 

[Emmeline]

I’m sure this is an unpopular opinion but, I cannot stand Dorit this season.  I’m tired of listening to her.  Just because she’s going through a divorce doesn’t mean she has to be coddled by everyone.  

[ZettaK]

Enough with the texts. Kyle said she sent the same text to both Dorit, and PK after the announcement of their separation, the women knew about it, and they conveniently forgot to mention it. Bravo most probably didn’t show the scene like it didn't all of the conversation between Lisa and Brownwyn of the RH of Salt Lake City about Gwen at the salon. We will hear about it at the reunion after a WHOLE season of this ridiculous storyline. She just said it was conversations in the past she meant. 

Edited Wednesday at 01:25 AM by ZettaK

[Keywestclubkid]

Sutton not wanting a general apology.. I want to know EXACTLY what you are sorry for … 

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Sutton not wanting a general apology.. I want to know EXACTLY what you are sorry for … 

I’m with Sutton on that. I am so tired of Kyle holding everyone to account except herself and the editors seem tired of it also.

[Keywestclubkid]

5 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I’m sure this is an unpopular opinion but, I cannot stand Dorit this season.  I’m tired of listening to her.  Just because she’s going through a divorce doesn’t mean she has to be coddled by everyone.  

It just feels like to much Dorit … and it’s the same conversation for what is this 9 episodes.. we are at the beating of the dead horse old 

[Mr. Miner]

Nobody had to remove their shoes at Kyle’s. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Straycat80]

Erika accusing Sutton of having no tact? Mmmokay. 

[Surrealist]

Hilarious for Kyle to say Sutton has certain rules for everyone else, but not for herself. 

She might be projecting on that one.

[Mr. Miner]

I thought Sutton interrupting Dorit was fantastic.

[Straycat80]

Any one know if Garcelle’s beach house is ok and untouched by the fires? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Throw around that Simpson money .. yes .. 

[Salacious Kitty]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Any one know if Garcelle’s beach house is ok and untouched by the fires? 

No fires in Oxnard.

[Keywestclubkid]

Wait they ARE good friends now? 
 

 

[WaltersHair]

Dorit is so desperate to be the center of attention. I'm sick to death of text-gate.

[QQQQ]

If Sutton hadn't interrupted Dorit, it's possible she'd still be talking. Dorit can go on and on for hours when there isn't an actual topic. A potential storyline like Jagger asking about their divorce would fuel her for months.

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorit’s lips look ridiculous in that talking head 

It’s time to let the mouse go with this whole conversation 

[bosawks]

I can’t help thinking about what would be the most egregiously dull text thread to read.

Kyle and PK or Kyle and Dorit?

I know having to read either is probably a violation of The Geneva Convention but I do wonder.

 

[Mr. Miner]

Why is it so hard for Dorit to understand why someone wouldn’t want to be her friend or husband? She’s fucking exhausting!

[Straycat80]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Wait they ARE good friends now? 
 

 

Something tells me it won’t last. 

[nexxie]

imo Dorit is desperate for info on PK (through Kyle) that she can take to court, since PK is trying to divorce her before 10 yrs are up.

[Keywestclubkid]

Erika is all of us .. we are all tired and over it 

Erika screaming get that money I don’t care about those people 

 

Erika fucked over widows and orphans with no second thought of course she wouldn’t care if her man slept with someone for money

[Straycat80]

According to the previews it looks like the feud switches to Dorito and Sutton. And I’m here for it! 

[FlyingEgret]

10 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I can’t help thinking about what would be the most egregiously dull text thread to read.

Kyle and PK or Kyle and Dorit?

I know having to read either is probably a violation of The Geneva Convention but I do wonder.

 

At least with Kyle & PK's Texas you'd get Mims and Jokes. Not sure they would be laughing emoji worthy, but more of a chance with those than Dorit's responses...

[bosawks]

2 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

At least with Kyle & PK's Texas you'd get Mims and Jokes. Not sure they would be laughing emoji worthy, but more of a chance with those than Dorit's responses...

I envision just one long paragraph with no breaks and little to no punctuation or capitalization.

[Pi237]

8 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I envision just one long paragraph with no breaks and little to no punctuation or capitalization.

With random Italian words thrown in and a slideshow of her posing in Chanel

[RealHousewife]

Kyle's lucky my snarky ass is not a producer. Every time she'd get indignant about questions regarding her marriage, personal life, and her character being questioned and pretend the show has hit an all-time low, I'd go "roll the clips!" 

ETA: The producers finally gave a little something. About time!

 

Edited Wednesday at 02:50 AM by RealHousewife

[njbchlover]

2 hours ago, WaltersHair said:

Kyle, that bird trying to get in your house is Rinna's mother and she's out for revenge.

First words out of my mouth.....it's Lois coming to get Kyle!!!  🤣

Edited Wednesday at 03:09 AM by njbchlover

[emma675]

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imo Dorit is desperate for info on PK (through Kyle) that she can take to court, since PK is trying to divorce her before 10 yrs are up

Can someone explain the 10 year rule to me? Also, wouldn't Dorit be an equal partner in the debts they acquired during their marriage? 

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

It just feels like to much Dorit … and it’s the same conversation for what is this 9 episodes.. we are at the beating of the dead horse old 

Well, Dorit is very good at that - she doesn't ever really let anything go.

[Marley]

Kyle is just so delusional about who she is lol.

Can we see more Jennifer Tilley. She seems interesting & entertaining.

I don't give a fuck about Dorit & Kyle's friendship or the text anymore. It's boring.

Edited Wednesday at 03:43 AM by Marley

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Throw around that Simpson money .. yes .. 

I LOVED THAT FREAKIN' TOASTER!!!!  And, it was a great housewarming gift!  

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Erika is all of us .. we are all tired and over it 

Erika screaming get that money I don’t care about those people 

 

Erika fucked over widows and orphans with no second thought of course she wouldn’t care if her man slept with someone for money

As long as she got a cut of the money.

And, wow - no big surprise that Erika has not ever been "in love" in her life.  

[princelina]

4 hours ago, WaltersHair said:

Kyle, that bird trying to get in your house is Rinna's mother and she's out for revenge.

Haha my first thought was it's Carlton the Witch coming back for revenge because Kyle wasn't fascinated by her endless dead bird story many years ago! 😄

Garcelle looks great but the only way she's wearing that "little Gucci bustier" is if she's planning to strap it to her thigh! 🤣

[hoodooznoodooz]

4 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

UO, I don’t find Boz attractive at all. Probably because she’s Dorit’s “ride or die”.

I wish she wouldn’t wear that braided hair pin in her interviews. The color doesn’t even match the rest of her hair.

She dresses too loud for my taste. She has beautiful skin, and she has a regal look and fantastic posture. 

But I don’t think she’s actually pretty. 

Edited Wednesday at 05:34 AM by hoodooznoodooz

[dmeets]

Damn it, I actually liked Kyle again when she was crawling in the sand holding the wire carcass of her lantern yelling “wait I can fix this!” Can’t we have more fun moments and less divorce drama? 
*sees preview for the rest of the season*
Oh :(

[hoodooznoodooz]

4 hours ago, Emmeline said:

I’m sure this is an unpopular opinion, but I cannot stand Dorit this season. I’m tired of listening to her. Just because she’s going through a divorce doesn’t mean she has to be coddled by everyone.  

I agree, but I love that Dorit’s the reason Kyle’s veins now have their own zip code.

[princelina]

21 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

I wish she wouldn’t wear that braided hair pin in her interviews. The color doesn’t even match the rest of her hair.

She dresses too loud for my taste. She has beautiful skin, and she has a regal look and fantastic posture. 

But I don’t think she’s actually pretty. 

I would say "attractive" more than pretty.  Her entire style is too "big" for my tastes, but I think it works on her.

Speaking of style, I laughed that Garcelle wanted them all to wear her pjs so they wouldn't worry about their designer labels, but Jennifer and Erika both left their Gucci label t-shirts on with the pajamas! 😄

[ZettaK]

3 hours ago, emma675 said:

Can someone explain the 10 year rule to me? Also, wouldn't Dorit be an equal partner in the debts they acquired during their marriage? 

After ten years of marriage the wife in this case gets a larger share of the marital assets/alimony (if there is not a pre nup agreement). Dorit would be equally responsible for the debt accumulated during the marriage, but not for debt accumulated after a legal separation.

Edited Wednesday at 06:34 AM by ZettaK
Added more details.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I loved the idea of the dinner on the beach and the way it was so beautifully decorated.  Unfortunately, the weather was not cooperating.  All the women looked like they were freezing to death, and the lanterns were blown away before they took flight.  Garcelle had the best intentions.

[ZettaK]

4 hours ago, nexxie said:

imo Dorit is desperate for info on PK (through Kyle) that she can take to court, since PK is trying to divorce her before 10 yrs are up.

That's why she is furious this season. She also thinks, or hopes that PK would disclose some information to Kyle, but PK and Kyle were never close friends (PK was Mauricio's friend), and PK is not stupid either.

Edited Wednesday at 06:14 AM by ZettaK

[dancingdreamer]

This group  all know how long winded Dorit is, I loved Sutton  interrupting , time to go, Garcelle  is waiting . I wanted someone  to say, see Dorit,  Sutton  was right, you can't  hide it from the children. Nobody  did, so I did.! lol

I guess Kyle and Dorit  have kissed  and made  up, thank goodness  for that.

When the bird hit the window, I had forgotten Lois's name,  so I just said  that's Rinnas mom! 

I didn't  like Bozs earrings,  she loves big and flouncy,but she looks better in her TH without  it all.

I loved them laughing  at the end, it was time they had that. Love Jennifer  Tilly, and the toaster made me drool, a damn toaster !