S14.E7: What the Chuck?

[ZettaK]

Kyle and Dorit's fight continues.

First aired on 1/14/2025.

[Straycat80]

And continues and continues and continues….and now Dorito has pissed off Garcelle. 

[Mr. Miner]

Garcelle already can’t stand her anyway.

[Surrealist]

Wow. Sutton went right there with infidelity to Kyle. 😂

[Straycat80]

Are huge, super pointy shoulder’s a thing or only on Erika and Dorito? It is crazy that they are friends now, I remember Dorito accusing Erika of flashing PK some seasons back. 

[FlyingEgret]

Weekly memes and popping veins - and we're supposed to believe Kyle didn't consider them "close friends"???

[Mr. Miner]

Hi! I’m Dorit and my husband is an alcoholic.

[Baltimore Betty]

Oh for fucks sake, 47 year old Boz wants to have a baby with her boyfriend of six or so months. Oh puleese, can we put that story line away once and for all.

Did I see velvet pictures in Boz's bedroom?

 

[JenE4]

Are they at Chuck E Cheese?

[Surrealist]

I see Garcelle is about to bring up the "lesbian thing." 👀

8 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Oh for fucks sake, 47 year old Boz wants to have a baby with her boyfriend of six or so months. Oh puleese, can we put that story line away once and for all.

Did I see velvet pictures in Boz's bedroom?

 

She's a year younger than me. Her boyfriend is my age. 

I think it might be kind of late for both of them. 

[Straycat80]

I wanted to like Boz but I’m sorry she’s boring. I’m glad Erika finally got her pizza party with a big rat. I still think she knew some of what her shyster husband was doing. 

[Steph J]

I'm not sure what's more annoying, the Erika's "survivor" arc as if she was the person who suffered the most from that whole situation, or Kyle... well, just Kyle, really. That her response to Garcelle saying the word lesbian was "... ... ..." after she spent all last season queer baiting is over the top.

Why would you want to have another kid at 47? C'mon, Boz.

[Mr. Miner]

Please take off your shoes is so unwelcoming.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Why would you want to have another kid at 47? C'mon, Boz.

I thought her assistant was her child, he looked to be about 15, maybe she can adopt him?!

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Please take off your shoes is so unwelcoming.🤷🏻‍♂️

My daughter requests you remove your shoes when you enter her home, it makes me nuts, I have to remember to bring slippers with me.

[Straycat80]

Why doesn’t Kyle show the girls the picture of Dorito touching and kissing Mo’s back? That’s worse than jokes and memes. 
The best part of this episode was very little Dorito. And Garcelle’s white purse, I have the same one but I bought mine at Target.

The star of this week’s episode was the vein in Kyle’s forehead. 

[SweetieDarling]

Is Erika wearing Playtex Living Gloves in her talking head?

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, SweetieDarling said:

Is Erika wearing Playtex Living Gloves in her talking head?

And maybe an 18 hour bra too?

[SweetieDarling]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I thought her assistant was her child, he looked to be about 15, maybe she can adopt him?!

My daughter requests you remove your shoes when you enter her home, it makes me nuts, I have to remember to bring slippers with me.

You should leave a pair at her house

[Straycat80]

4 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Please take off your shoes is so unwelcoming.🤷🏻‍♂️

We have Japanese friends and it’s the same thing, I think it’s cultural. 

[Baltimore Betty]

So Boz is thinking about having another baby with her boyfriend...with a history of fibroids, be real Boz. You will be heading in to menopause before you know it, please get off the "I want to have a baby." train, we are not buying it.

[JenE4]

26 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I wanted to like Boz but I’m sorry she’s boring. I’m glad Erika finally got her pizza party with a big rat. I still think she knew some of what her shyster husband was doing. 

I suppose the big rat represented any employees of Girard-Keese that turned state witness.

The sheer audacity of Sutton saying, “You had infidelity” and days later Garcelle saying, “Be a lesbian!” Kyle’s brain just short-circuited with both of those comments—just sitting there in silence blinking…and blinking…and blinking some more. Damn. Now her other “friends” are getting the courage to press back on her a bit. Get her, girls! And this “innocent” text to PK about keeping his confidence as always? Ooh, chile.

Edited Wednesday at 02:15 AM by JenE4

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, SweetieDarling said:

You should leave a pair at her house

Oh sure, you and your smart thinking.  Actually that is a really good idea, thanks.

[Surrealist]

11 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Please take off your shoes is so unwelcoming.🤷🏻‍♂️

I know it's a hot take, and people are divided on the issue, but I agree with you.

When I make plans, it's always at a public place. My home is my private sanctuary. Plus I don't feel comfortable walking around without shoes for different reasons. 

Anyway, so this season's episodes are going "To Be Continued" then?

Edited Wednesday at 02:09 AM by Surrealist

[Marley]

Garcelle was just trying to get in on the screentime fight, her how are you doing to Dorit was so obvious.

[ZettaK]

I forgot. Dorit had to say that she was wearing vintage Paco Rabanne at The Viper Room. Typical.

And she won't let go of Kyle texting PK, and vice versa. She never asked her not to do it, and she initially wanted to find out if PK told her anything that would be interesting (regarding the separation, his life, etc.). 

Edited Wednesday at 03:50 AM by ZettaK

[nexxie]

How much is Dorit paying Boz?!

[lemoncake]

Someone explain to me  what was so scandalous about the text? They all gasped and pearl clutched. 

[Surrealist]

Just now, lemoncake said:

Someone explain to me  what was so scandalous about the text? They all gasped and pearl clutched. 

I'm still trying to figure that out, too.

I assume Dorit knew Kyle and PK texted before. I get why it bothers her now, but I mean, there's nothing going on between PK and Kyle. Nothing to suggest that they're up to something.

I do remember rumors about Mauricio and Dorit because of her kissing his shoulder, which I find kind of odd, but whatever.

[lemoncake]

23 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

So Boz is thinking about having another baby with her boyfriend...with a history of fibroids, be real Boz. You will be heading in to menopause before you know it, please get off the "I want to have a baby." train, we are not buying it.

Everybody knows that "I want to have a baby" or "we are doing a vow renewal" is the kiss of death for housewives. 

[bravofan27]

I think Dorit connects with people that have over the top fashion. Like Boz and Ericka. I don't see Dorit ever wearing anything that Sutton and Kyle wear-- she is pretty straight forward in her love for style and designers.

I can see that Garcelle is very comfortable in the supporting role. When she was saying she turned away her oldest son when he was on drugs and trying to get into the house, and fake cried about it, I was officially done with her. Horrible person. She seems annoyed that he is still around. 

 

[lemoncake]

A low rent Chuck E Cheese pizza party is exactly what Erika deserves for her victimhood. 

[ZettaK]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

Are huge, super pointy shoulder’s a thing or only on Erika and Dorito? It is crazy that they are friends now, I remember Dorito accusing Erika of flashing PK some seasons back. 

Friends of convenience.

[SweetieDarling]

42 minutes ago, lemoncake said:

Someone explain to me  what was so scandalous about the text? They all gasped and pearl clutched. 

Kyle claimed her communications with PK were memes and jokes and superficial shit. The text leads us/me to believe that personal information had been shared and PK could rely on Kyle to stay mum, as she always has. It sounds like she was sharing and discussing more than jokes and memes and that she pledged loyalty to PK.

The text and her defensiveness make it look like she's hiding something or not being completely honest

 

That's how I interpreted it

[WaltersHair]

Boz said in her talking head that she's 47. That's pre-menopausal on a good day. Natural pregnancy after 45 is unlikely. Even with help, the she'll be in her late 60's when the kid graduates from high school.

And Dorit, I noticed last week that you gave a 5 minute instruction to your waiter about how you wanted the drink made. Squeeze your own damn lemons. Your storyline is boring as hell.

Erika. I can't. I guess she can afford to heat her pool now.

 

[Marley]

These ladies are so shocked to take their shoes off in a house. To me not taking off your shoes is a shock lol it's rude.

Kyle thinking that text made her look so good lol. Obviously Kyle isn't trying to get with PK but I am sure she's talking shit to PK about Dorit.

[twilightzone]

54 minutes ago, bravofan27 said:

I think Dorit connects with people that have over the top fashion. Like Boz and Ericka. I don't see Dorit ever wearing anything that Sutton and Kyle wear-- she is pretty straight forward in her love for style and designers.

I can see that Garcelle is very comfortable in the supporting role. When she was saying she turned away her oldest son when he was on drugs and trying to get into the house, and fake cried about it, I was officially done with her. Horrible person. She seems annoyed that he is still around. 

 

That actually would make Dorit very superficial and pretentious.  But hey, if the shoe fits.  Garcelle and her earlier struggles with her son was one of the most genuine moments.  It sure beats Dorit screaming, ranting and raving - week after week.  There are HW's who can rightfully be called Horrible.  Garcelle is far from that. 

[Pattycake2]

God bless Sutton and Garcelle.  I laughed out loud over the infidelity and lesbian comments.  Finally!  Boz and a baby……plot line for sure.  If true, she was probably thinking of carrying the baby, but using a donor egg.  However, I’m not buying it.  Classic HW nonsense.

[ZettaK]

Dorit told Kyle not to raise her voice at her, when she was screaming at the top of her lungs f. you herself.

[princelina]

1 hour ago, Steph J said:

I'm not sure what's more annoying, the Erika's "survivor" arc as if she was the person who suffered the most from that whole situation, or Kyle... well, just Kyle, really. That her response to Garcelle saying the word lesbian was "... ... ..." after she spent all last season queer baiting is over the top.

This is why my conspiracy-minded brain thinks they help each other out with crap like that - they did it last year to help Kyle with the "lesbian" storyline and Garcelle's still helping out 🙄.  (She's so shady - "I mean, Dorit talks too much, but I don't know why she thinks I don't like her?"  Maybe because you're constantly telling her she's a big mouth who should shut up?). But I feel like now Kyle is trying to set up, with some help, her reunion with Mo.

1 hour ago, lemoncake said:

Someone explain to me  what was so scandalous about the text? They all gasped and pearl clutched. 

It just made it obvious their texts were more than "memes and jokes" which made Kyle look like a liar.  Looks like next week is when the gang-up on Kyle happens!

The more I see of Erika's house the more I like it better than anyone else's 😄

[dbell1]

I don’t think the world is ready for Boz’ maternity wardrobe. 

Glad to see the girls at Chuck E Cheese and not Bucca de Beppo or whatever Dorit’s lemon room from hell is called.

 Need this season to be less ranting and more fabulous lifestyle. But enough of the “designer”. He’s boring

[njbchlover]

2 hours ago, Mr. Miner said:

Please take off your shoes is so unwelcoming.🤷🏻‍♂️

Especially with these women, who all style their outfits down to their shoes, handbags and accessories.  

As Garcelle said - shoes are part of the whole outfit.

I have gone to homes that are "shoe free zones", but I've been warned ahead of time.  

I always thought that if you do not like outside shoes in your home because of the dirt and stuff that can be brought in from outside, why not provide antibacterial or sanitizing wipes at the front door instead?  That way, your guests can clean the soles of their shoes.

2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

So Boz is thinking about having another baby with her boyfriend...with a history of fibroids, be real Boz. You will be heading in to menopause before you know it, please get off the "I want to have a baby." train, we are not buying it.

I agree, but you know, it's a storyline....so, why not throw that out there? 

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, WaltersHair said:

And, Dorit, I noticed last week that you gave a 5-minute instruction to your waiter about how you wanted the drink made. Squeeze your own damn lemons. Your storyline is boring as hell.

Dorit’s drink order is just another excuse for her to talk for much longer than is necessary.

[njbchlover]

2 hours ago, ZettaK said:

I forgot. Dorit had to say that she was wearing vintage Paco Rabanne at The Viper Room. Typical.

And she won't let go of Kyle texting PK, and vice versa. She never asked her not to do it, and she initially wanted to find out if PK told her anything that would be interesting (regarding the separation, his life, etc.). 

I'm still waiting for Dorit to answer the question of how she knew that Kyle was still texting with PK - she sort of danced around the question.

I actually forget who asked Dorit that at the Viper Room and also can't remember if we saw who told her that Kyle and PK were still texting.

[dancingdreamer]

I hate those pointy shoulders on the clothes  EJ and Dorit wear, it's  ugly.

I just have a feeling,  Dorit knows what PK has sent Kyle, not everything,  but she knows this man. That's the feeling  I have. I'm sure he wants to know what Dorit  is up to. I wouldn't  trust Kyle. 

I never  like the Giradis home, it looked  like it smelt musty. But do we have to see the world famous  designer every week.? 

Aww, I'm so happy Erika got her pizza party, let's all clap our hands. Eye roll.

Of course Dorit  loves hanging  out with EJ and Boz , they baby her, listen intently to her whining. 

I love Sutton  and Garcelle,  they are why I watch. Boz isn't  as much fun as I thought  she'd  be.

[dmeets]

Doorit’s shit-eating grin as she was storming out of the Viper Room. I could see her thinking to herself “and to think those stupid c*** producers were about to fire me along with the child bride!”

Hypocritical of Doorit to dismiss women being jealous of friendships when she spent an entire season competing with Kyle and Teddi to be the #1 Vander Puppet.

Kyle’s quite dim if she thinks that text vindicates her. Yikes.

[swankie]

4 hours ago, Steph J said:

Why would you want to have another kid at 47? C'mon, Boz.

I see nothing wrong with her wanting another baby when she only has one.  As the mother of 4 who constantly got, "Why are you over populating the planet blah blah blah blah blah?...",  I don't get people who try to tell others how many kids they can have.  Plus, her man doesn't have any kids so i see nothing wrong with them both wanting to have kids together.  That's just my opinion. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

“I would like to pass on my genetics.”

That would make me raise an eyebrow.

[hoodooznoodooz]

The Chuck E. Cheese idea was funny. And looked fun.

[hoodooznoodooz]

9 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

Is Erika wearing Playtex Living Gloves in her talking head?

What the what was that?!? People insist that Erika is “smart.” Oooh, look at Erika spewing memorized trivia at the “Merce is in the purse” dinner!! (I THINK that was when it was.)

She’s not smart. She looked in the mirror after Mikey told her to wear those red Playtex Living Gloves, and decided that Mikey must know what he’s doing? 
 

[hoodooznoodooz]

10 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Did I see velvet pictures in Boz's bedroom?

Now I have to rewatch. 
 

Boz’s house hurts my eyes. Those glam photos of herself everywhere don’t help. 
 

I do like the black and white on her staircase, however.

And Garcelle’s black and white polka dot Harlequin pants looked so cool climbing the stairs.